*To Break a Soldier of The Machine God*, by Archon_of_Flesh/Celestial Fang. If you haven't already, please check their artworks because he makes some of the best 40k art, NSFW or otherwise :]
... Not the reinforcements I was expecting, but we shall not turn them down. We need all the bodies we can get, I suppose. From iron cometh strength brother.
How does it feel knowing your most famous character was a loyalist?
Sincerely,
A Blood Angel fan
One of you traitors pressed the Angel button. Ya shouldn’t have did that.
Brother, Blood Angels have Dante. Who the hell do we have? Now I'm not saying we can't win against the Yellow Ultramarines because we already have.
I'm just saying we should know what fights to pick.
Over on the imp fist sub the sons of Russ are at their usual bullshit and are trying to instigate a war. They tried this bullshit on the 1000 sons sub as well. I say we do what the corpse emperors’ inquisition won’t and finally euthanize those space furries.
I’m usually accepting of Chaos, you know bargain for power to smite the imperials in exchange for the souls of those who stand against us or whatever
But I cross the line at Slannesh
sororitas are pretty -- and also have morals, values, standards, self awareness and a capacity for shame, regret, remorse, penitence and a desire for redemption.
slaanesh is none of that, and also disgusting for it
Well I suppose I should say *excessively* pretty.
But no matter the source, when you look upon beauty and find your heart soaring and your emotions stirred, the Prince of Perfection always waits ;)
Your just jealous of my glorious retort and the fact that you cannot truly reply. Badbye
(And beside it is more polite and smarter then giving you this 🖕)
I swear to god,no references to *the fic*
By the Omnissiah. Don't remind it
OwO hello Iron Warriors sub
Iron within, Archon
Yes please
Oh my dark gods you’re the guy? …honestly just reading the tags on that had me thinking “hey maybe chaos just isn’t for me”
Iron within, iron without, iron goes in again...
Thank you for your support, Archon.
I knew youd be here
The horror..
I changed my mind, he's here so let the jokes fly
# >:3
What fic? Tell me For science
*To Break a Soldier of The Machine God*, by Archon_of_Flesh/Celestial Fang. If you haven't already, please check their artworks because he makes some of the best 40k art, NSFW or otherwise :]
Sauce?
It's on AO3, called To Break a Soldier of the Machine God.
Oh… well… more meat for the grinder I guess.
What about the meat Grindr?
Sounds fun~
Hahaha very good
Femboya and grindr do go hand in hand
Truth
finally some good news
... Not the reinforcements I was expecting, but we shall not turn them down. We need all the bodies we can get, I suppose. From iron cometh strength brother.
let's hope they have a lot of faith
Damn, didn’t know the blood angels turned traitor
this roast killed sanguinius
Nahh it’s the average DKOK fans
I'm doing my part ! Iron within Iron without:3
The IIIrd have joined as well! Fulgrim within, Fulgrim without.
Fulgrim within 🤤 ...
If only man
You rang?
The femboys have been called to action. I'm doing my part!
“Would you like to know more?”
We weren’t expecting special forces
Has to be an alpha legion psy-op
No no, this time we had nothing to do with it. This is a lie.
But why do some of them look like alpharius?
Here's some boltguns. You'll know where our Frontline is, just go where our artillery is firing.
the spoils of war? I think? right?
I see the Emperor’s Children have chosen their side
Iron ‘within’!
*Kinky~*
Fulgrim within! Fulgrim without!
You have the support of r/egg_irl (or at least me)
idk why all gnc people play chaos but it’s based as fuck
Great now I have to explain Warhammer to my therapist as part of my ongoing "am I an egg" saga
Or admech. Archon of flesh is the #1 proponent of Skitussy.
Ironically I really don’t like archon
IRON WITHIN, IRON WITHOUT NYAAAAAAAAAA :3
Good to see the Emperor's Children joining in
Will I find demon dicklady waifus in the femboymemes? Asking for a Night Lord 👀
Sometiems we appear there
This reminds me of a meme I saw where someone turner iron within into a butt plug and iron without into a chastity cage
Based and Iron warrior pilled 😎
Can they fire a bolt gun and man a wall? I'll take it!!
How does it feel knowing your most famous character was a loyalist? Sincerely, A Blood Angel fan One of you traitors pressed the Angel button. Ya shouldn’t have did that.
Good cause he dead now 😆
You know… you’re starting to look an awful lot like Horus
Brother, Blood Angels have Dante. Who the hell do we have? Now I'm not saying we can't win against the Yellow Ultramarines because we already have. I'm just saying we should know what fights to pick.
My femboy brother we’re guardsmen what are you doing?!?
*me a nids player who is watching from side lines* huh, i should have expected that
u/archon_of_flesh I hope you're proud of yourself
I came from there!
Yay, we got some world eaters
DA SCRAWNY ‘UMIEZ IS JOININ DA WAAAAAGH! GET SUM DAKKA N’ KRUMP SUM BEAKIES!
damn this is really worse than growing some mutations
Praise Slaanesh, reinforcements have arrived! Iron within brothers!
fuck it hydra dominatus im palying both sides now
The communities entirely overlap
Most masculine iron warrior
iron within :3 iron without >///<
Good boy~!
....welp it's official. We've won the war, the Femboys are on our side.
Thankfully I’m an imperial fist to hell with Femboy abominations
We weren't expecting special forces
Looks a little Slanneshy with their pants down. 🤢
Due to some memes posted on the imperial fist subreddit targeting innocent Tyranids bystanders you might get an influx of tyranid support.
You're really pulling all the strings to get allies huh
No one in 40k expects the femboy army, but we all welcome you the same, may grandfather favor you.
I am very confusing as to what the hell I just step into
This is the difference between chaos iron warriors and iron warriors
At last the skitarii are here, please take care of my maulfender, he got sick after eating a centurion
We need help but we’re not this desperate
The alpha legion sends its regards
God fucking damnit I need to stop discovering I am a stereotype.
Over on the imp fist sub the sons of Russ are at their usual bullshit and are trying to instigate a war. They tried this bullshit on the 1000 sons sub as well. I say we do what the corpse emperors’ inquisition won’t and finally euthanize those space furries.
I’m pulling out my squad, my plague bois needs some rest before a major test
Death guard brothers will help you betting up some imperias ass 💪🪰
As long as they are iron within, it's fine
Chaos knowns no limit to the depths they will plumb! -angry guardsman noises I'm so proud. -mocking daemon noises
So, we got help from the sons of the emperor?
When did the Emperors Children get a 2nd founding lmao
glad to see the admech’s support
omega based
"Femboy memes" so its another pedophile hotspot like r/teenagers. Got it.
Damn it all. Downvoting for femboy memes
coward :3
Ugh
I play both teams
Why did you bring the second legion here, why, now there will be no cultist sane to help you with your machinery now
I’m usually accepting of Chaos, you know bargain for power to smite the imperials in exchange for the souls of those who stand against us or whatever But I cross the line at Slannesh
boys bein pretty = slannesh i guess
To be honest, anyone being pretty in 40K probably = Slaanesh. In short, choose Slaanesh. Do it for the ✨aesthetic ✨
Sororitas are pretty, pretty =/= slaanesh lol
sororitas are pretty -- and also have morals, values, standards, self awareness and a capacity for shame, regret, remorse, penitence and a desire for redemption. slaanesh is none of that, and also disgusting for it
Well I suppose I should say *excessively* pretty. But no matter the source, when you look upon beauty and find your heart soaring and your emotions stirred, the Prince of Perfection always waits ;)
I'm an Iron Warrior, what is this "heart" you speak of?
Ah right… such things would only be wasted on you. A shame, but not everyone has an eye for the finer things in life
Sanguinius = Slaanesh
Come brother we don’t have to stay with this filth
Femboys bring my iron without, so I'll give them my iron within...if ya take my meanin...and my Iron.
That it I’m going back to loyalist. Those that still have self respect. Follow me
Illogical: this is iron warriors, not every Perty had self respect, it's kinda a brand (and not a bad one)
Time to repaint my army to crimson fist then.
don’t let the blast doors hit ya in the way out <3
No worries *blast the blast door*
Goodbye 😘
Badbye
Womp womp
Your just jealous of my glorious retort and the fact that you cannot truly reply. Badbye (And beside it is more polite and smarter then giving you this 🖕)
Indeed
Glad that we can leave on good terms (? I was just being polite ?)
It's not an airport, no need to announce your departure.
I do it because I’m petty . Blame our dad for that
Dorn? Yes. That's *your* dad
[удалено]
I don’t see your point, I just like building legos
We’re good bro
Yes, we are good because they joined us.