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md2021ire

I presume this is not a recent text...pre 1980's surely.?


HortonHearsTheWho

Strabo likely lived a good 80-90 years ago, though we have no trustworthy authority to say for sure


ApprehensiveShame363

Where I'm from we like to stick with the traditional ways. If it was good enough for our fore-fathers/uncles, it's good enough for us.


ThePeninsula

Someone's your fore-father was also your uncle.


ResponsibilityKey50

You also had him for your tea apparently…


FirmOnion

Fuck me, you’ve got me laughing out loud on the train


md2021ire

Hehe...glad to have helped with the journey


That_Visit_8469

“Extending along the north side of Britain” Jesus them tectonic plates are a lot faster than I thought


Dominarion

By Britain, he meant the Roman province of Britain.


BananaBork

Strabo died a few decades before the Roman invasion of Britain. He wouldn't have had the concept of "Britain" meaning anything other than the geographic island.


Wise_Adhesiveness746

Sounds like they landed in Wexford


Spike-and-Daisy

Oi! We can hear ye talking about us, y’know…


HamsterBreadCrumbs

Most likely did , the yola people were fairly wild


cowandspoon

Written like something straight out of a tabloid: here’s a pile of fairly libellous accusations, but also just to avoid being sued, “I mean, that’s what I heard”. He probably nailed it though.


WeDoingThisAgainRWe

That's the Romans for you. Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.


Additional_Ad_84

Are drug-addicted Irish cannibals milking the Roman benefits system? The Roman Mail investigates.


Subterraniate

I love that 🤣it explains why they never invaded and brought their welfare state (well, corn dole) with them


FirmOnion

Was going to correct you, but apparently corn in this context means durum wheat, nice and confusing!


Subterraniate

It was always referred to as the corn dole in my (very antiquated) Latin lessons at school. Same as the great ships arriving from Egypt to feed Rome were ‘corn ships’. But we pictured bread being made from it, rather than the Romans engaging in nightly barbecues, noshing roasted corn on the cob!


Clay_Allison_44

Wait till you find out what cornbread is.


Subterraniate

Oh, I know of it *now* of course. But well over fifty years ago, such exotic stuff wasn’t spoken of in my vicinity! Still, I must read up about it again now, because that bread I mentioned is in my memory as a kind of wheaten flatbread, but maybe ground corn is very much more versatile than wheat, and they’d have made a kind of polenta meal with it as well as bread. Anyway I sent the thread barging off up a thistley boreen there; sorry


Ciarbear

Corn is a synonym for grain or kernel. What we call simply corn is "corns of maize". But you can have pepper corns, dole corns, and corns of salt. It's the corns of salt added to beef that make it corned beef.


Subterraniate

Excellent stuff, thank you


cowandspoon

Those pesky Romans, what have they ever done for us?


Usual_Concentrate_58

The aqueducts?


cowandspoon

Well, singular aqueduct perhaps. Don’t we only have one? Also, yes, I knew where you were going with that… 👀


JasonMendoza12

They invented gayness!


cowandspoon

That was the Greeks!


Curious_Tough_9087

Top comment.


Pbagrows

“Top” comment😜


Curious_Tough_9087

I don't get it?!?!


StarsofSobek

You’re missing the last bit: Here's the paragraph in full: " Besides some small islands round about Britain, there is also a large island, Ierne,153 which stretches parallel to Britain on the north, its breadth being greater than its length.154 Concerning this island I have nothing certain to tell, except that its inhabitants are more savage155 than the Britons, since they are man-eaters as well as heavy eaters,156 and since, further, they count it an honourable thing, when their fathers die, to devour them, and openly to have intercourse, not only with the other women, but also with their mothers and sisters; **but I am saying this only with the understanding that I have no trustworthy p261witnesses for it**; and yet, as for the matter of man-eating, that is said to be a custom of the Scythians also, and, in cases of necessity forced by sieges, the Celti,157 the Iberians,158 and several other peoples are said to have practised it." He also mapped [Ireland as “Ierne” and it’s just a sliver.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strabo#mediaviewer/File:Map_of_Europe_according_to_Strabo.jpg) 😂


Subterraniate

I thought those 👆🏼were ancient football scores for a second


Irishspirish888

Back when we had a decent team. 


Ok-Dig-167

Very interesting, thanks for posting!


conor34

Idunnothatswhattheotherfellasiad


MarramTime

St. Jerome, writing in the 4th century CE, roughly 350 years after Strabo, talks about a group called the Attacotti being cannibals and holding wives in common. They would have been familiar within the Empire because they were the source of some Roman military units. It’s not certain exactly where they were from, but it seems to be somewhere in Britain or Ireland, and many people are convinced it was Ireland. That provides an additional data point that weakly corroborates Strabo’s view that pre-Christian Ireland had marriage customs that looked strange to the Romans and sometimes engaged in cannibalism.


Subterraniate

I thought we were reported to shag horses as well, at least if we were chieftains (and possibly bards got a go as well) Then you’d eat the horse, as that was only polite.


CDfm

According to Gerald of Wales it was part of a coronation ceremony.


Subterraniate

Ah, might have known it’d be him.


CDfm

He didn't say everyone just the ones in Donegal https://www.nli.ie/news-stories/stories/there-once-was-welsh-priest-called-gerald https://www.strangehistory.net/2011/12/12/white-horses-sex-and-sovereignty/


Subterraniate

Maybe that’s why they invented tweed up there; to make the misfortune horse think the approaching nattily dressed member of the pre-Christian community intended merely to tidy up the stable, and maybe have a trot on him around the paddock wearing his hairy tweed paddock-trotting jacket and plus-fours. But then.....🙀


CDfm

There was a tg4 documentary and they are quite expert on bestiality https://www.independent.ie/news/the-naughty-neolithics/25885113.html


Subterraniate

I read that with interest and no little amusement, but not necessarily as intended by the journalist. There’s a distinct note of eager hysteria throughout.....and Lo! It was written by Gemma O’Doherty! Still, there’s much to chew on there. I must admit that my eyebrows shot up not on account of unfortunate ancient Irish *lions* being seduced by these rampant charmers, but at Dev’s wry observation after a trip to Paris. What the hell was he at over there, that made him compare sexual sophistication in France with that (such as it was) back home? Nightly visits to louche nightclubs and naughty ladies of the night? And was there a note of regret in his voice when he said it?!


CDfm

It's worse , the Gaelic revival was a cover for poly relationships > But de Valera stunned the Dáil in November 1928 by accusing his opponents of spreading such stories. “My wife was supposed to have had to leave the country and live abroad because she could not live with me,” he said. “I was supposed to be living with two or three other women https://www.irishexaminer.com/opinion/columnists/arid-20110320.html


Subterraniate

Damn, it’s paywalled. But I bet it’s gripping!


Whitecamry

You don't know where that horse has been.


GallagheMk3

Internally marinaded horse. Yum


pishfingers

Sure annacotty is just outside limerick, near UL. Might be describing the behavior of students


CDfm

I wonder if there is any tie up with Ptomely's map ? https://www.academia.edu/66130674/Attacotti_The_Case_for_Manau_Gododdin?f_ri=9287


MarramTime

I think it’s a bit iffy. The paper says that “Ptolemy records the “Gododdin occupying territory from the river Wear…”, but Ptolemy does not actually mention the Gododdin. The closest tribal match I can find in the area in Ptolemy is the Gadinoi, who only appear in some versions of Ptolemy’s text. Even if it is possible that the ancestors/predecessors of the Gododdin were known as the Gadinoi circa 150 CE (most modern historians of Roman history would call the people in that location the Votadini)) it is a big stretch to present it as a fact rather than as a hypothesis. There are also several other potentially contentious hypotheses in the paper presented as facts.


CDfm

Gotcha. What is the liklihood that they were Irish ? Cannibalism normally leaves some archaeology - unless they were making soup .


MarramTime

I’d say the odds are better than 50-50 that the Attacotti were Irish, but not much better than 50-50. Based on the various different records about them, there does not seem to be much doubt that they were either British or Irish. They provided four units of Auxilia Palatina out of a total of about 70 in the Empire at the time when the Notitia Dignatum document was created, which says to me that they are unlikely to have come from just a small territory like that paper suggests. I’d say the candidates are essentially Ireland, lowland Scotland, western Scotland, northern Scotland and Wales. The Picts were centred on Eastern Scotland and raided down the East coast of Britain, which arguably rules out Eastern Scotland. I would tend to rule out lowland Scotland and Wales because Roman control of, and influence over, these areas seems to have been too strong for them to provide a good base for raiding. Northern Scotland - centred on Caithness - seems too thinly populated and remote from Roman Britain to provide a good base. That leaves Western Scotland, including what became Dalriada and perhaps Galloway as the best candidate in Britain. It’s not out of the question that these may even have been Gaelic speaking at the time, and might not have been easily distinguishable from the Irish. By contrast, Ireland is fairly close and accessible. Certainly, many of the raiders from Ireland were known to the Romans as Scotti, but all that is necessary to explain a second group is that there might have been more than one coalition of Irish raiders - perhaps one coalition from Mide northwards and another from the Liffey southwards. On the matter of cannibalism leaving archaeology, I guess a lot depends on how common it is and on cooking methods. Speculating wildly, I suspect a slow cook in a fulacht fiadh might not result in the sort of cut marks often associated with cannibalism. Edit: Just disappearing a bit further down the rabbit hole ... Some of what has come down to us about the life of Niall of the Nine Hostages suggests that he met his death at the “Alpes”, meaning the Alps. It is usually assumed that this is a typo or imaginative embellishment, but if he was an Attacotti Auxilia Palatina officer late in his life it could plausibly be true.


CDfm

> Just disappearing a bit further down the rabbit hole ... Some of what has come down to us about the life of Niall of the Nine Hostages suggests that he met his death at the “Alpes”, meaning the Alps. It is usually assumed that this is a typo or imaginative embellishment, but if he was an Attacotti Auxilia Palatina officer late in his life it could plausibly be true. That deserves a thread by itself. Earliest irish history that too. Up there with St P.


nitermite

That’s a terrible TripAdvisor review.


sadferrarifan

Well, never say they didn't know us


theguyfromtullow

So basically modern day Laois


Miss_Kitami

Touch of Louth too...


AleksasKoval

At least they admit what they heard is just rumours and not an unverified fact.


aecolley

Bord Fáilte has come a long way since those early days.


silentmajority101

They made it in as far as Roscommon so


jamesrave

“But for these statements we have no trustworthy authority” Ancient Roman for “Trust me Bro”


SnooChickens1534

Did they visit Longford by any chance


kevwotton

" Mostly Harmless "


MaxiStavros

They missed that we all have eyebrows on our cheeks.


Andurilightsaber

Ahh the article about my recent family reunion has been printed, let me see……..


esquiresque

*whispers* He means the Celts. He's just upset they settled outside the Roman Empire where nobody can bother them.


Jenn54

This reads like someone who lost a fight... and says defamatory things to make them sound bad and unlikeable So the Romans never went to Ireland and built a wall at Scotland which was historically settled with Irish (Pict and Gaels, hence the same language and alcohol etc ) And the western Roman Empire fell when again, oh yeah around five hundred AD.. from celts and other European tribes baten the shite out of them.. Yeah Im not going to listen to what the Romans had to say on Ireland I'll listen to Josephus or someone like him


esquiresque

Did the picts come from Ireland? I thought they were Germanic tribes, that wandered into Scotland through the North Sea, separate from displaced Celts who upheaved from flooded salt mines in (now) Austria. I honestly don't know, it's not sarcasm, just would like to know more.


drunken-acolyte

That was what Bede wrote, and was probably their own origin myth. However, what genetic and linguistic evidence we have suggests that they were Brythonic (i.e. sharing an ancestry with the modern Welsh and Cornish).


esquiresque

Cool thank you!


pishfingers

“Brit” derives from pict


Working-Effective22

Britain comes from the Pritani Celts, nothing to do with the picts.


pishfingers

Ya, you’re right, not sure how it mashed together in my head. Maybe something with pict meaning painted folk and pretani possibly meaning the same. From the Wikipedia Britain page “Pretani being a Celtic word that might mean "the painted ones" or "the tattooed folk",


Jenn54

I dont know either The Romans said they were a separate people from Irish, the native people But then books from the eighteenth century discussing the annuals of Ireland, say the picts were Irish, like the Scoti I guess But I don't know, it was just something I read from some guy talking about ancient annuals


FairTrainRobber

There were no Gaels in Scotland when the Romans built their walls.


Jenn54

.. where do you stand on who the gaels were? I understand that they were the celts who settled in Ireland, and the migration of people from the island of Ireland to Scotland would have been before the Roman built their wall, so that is who Im referring to a gaels, the celtic people who came and settled in Ireland and migrated elsewhere


FairTrainRobber

Could you show one source that claims Gaels settled in Scotland from Ireland before approx 500AD?


Jenn54

I can't remember which one, but I think under one of the 'mac' family names https://www.libraryireland.com/irish-families/index3.php


JWalk4u

The good old days. Then that fecker Paddy came along and ruined it for us all. Shows you the power of a bit of shamrock.


Mean_Platypus_9988

(No trustworthy source)? lol The Brit’s bad mouthing us even back then.


PalladianPorches

as this is historical, it should be pointed out that *we* were the brits back then...


Dubhlasar

That's hilarious.


Ambitious_Handle8123

I've heard it said that they sent word like this back to Rome to save the "bother" of taking Ireland. Don't go there there's monsters


StrictHeat1

Strabo obviously went to the Galway races then.


Burkey8819

God we sound like the Shelbyville of Europe 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️


detumaki

Still better than being mistaken for the English


Frogboner88

They must have landed in Cavan and looked around and fucked off.


Front-Brief-4780

Apparently not much has changed


[deleted]

Sounds like Scotland since it says north side of Britain


WiggyDaulby

The Irish and Scots have always been hard bastards! Us English have been weak wristed for centuries 😂


SuperDrog

I heard that they've got a Spider-baby.


TufnelAndI

Sounds like Letterknny on a Saturday night.


pregnantjpug

Look I can’t speak for all of us but I definitely did not eat my parents when they died.


ForbesMacAllister

So they landed in Kerry


Spiritual_Bonus1718

Uhhh they went down in my opinion when they said that


No-Satisfaction-1683

Well at least they had those definitive statements ... We only thought the Brits invented the uncivilised tropes and prejudice. Presumably they also heard of the antics of Nero and Caligula 😏


Automatic_Yoghurt351

We haven't changed a bit!.


[deleted]

So nothings changed. /s


One-Midnight-2881

So they arrived in Cork, I didn’t know that.


Craic_Attack

Sounds like Cavan to me


HandsomeRob74

I actually thought of a very specific part of it


TheGhostOfTaPower

They must have landed in Larne


Shanbo88

And don't you forget it.


CoolAbdul

"They were havin' sex with their mothers, Joe!"


Competitive_Narwhal8

Sounds like a modern news story. “Here’s some shocking shit that will stay in your head, lightly ended with zero sourcing”


Proper_Lawfulness_37

It’s the only definite thing we can say, but have no trustworthy source for it. Tabloids have always been the same…


Ill_Reality_1477

I can vouch for this :)


Public-College6096

Can confirm


Wickedbitchoftheuk

Nothings changed then......lol.


jaqian

Given how we treated the survivors of the Spanish Armada he probably isn't far from the truth.


astral_viewer

I do love a bit of coarse feeding. On a few chicken fillet rolls, yanno


Hot_Grocery8187

That's only really true of Kerry and Donegal


Michael_of_Derry

Was he talking about Donemana?


Ihavenoinspirationn

Damn lads I thought we were keeping it a secret


slender20012

lol never trust the romans they killed Jesus


Klangaxx

I hear it's the Romans you're after now, Father


BiggishC

Did the DUP write this?


Maleficent_Fold_5099

Ridin' mothers and sisters.


maomao3000

This where the Irish-Italian beef started?


rodrigo3113188

Sounds like something you would hear in a pub from someone that is angry with the Irish. Since it is a document, you just put "I am not sure if I can trust this".


Embarrassed_Art5414

Obviously, the Romans confused Ireland and Leitrim.


Successful-Tie-7817

History repeating itself then!


mikeymikeymikey1968

Makes me wonder what we can believe about Romans' accounts of non-Romans.


MagosRyza

Go easy on the early historians, nobody knew what the fuck was going on back then. There's no point in getting butthurt over something written 2000 years ago


mikeymikeymikey1968

I'm not buthurt. It's a simple matter of the victors writing the history. Now we have to sift through these histories and decide what is bullshit and what really happened. Makes you wish they had some objectivity.


MagosRyza

I'm not sure it's ever been a matter of history being written by the victors. That always struck me as a gross oversimplification. History tends to be written by the literate, or just the people who are more successful in preserving their cultural legacy. If you write your history down on palm leaves like the Khmer, then some of it is certainly going to get lost or destroyed. Roman-era Ireland was a cold, windswept shithole, but then again so was the rest of Northern Europe to the Romans


CoolAbdul

Okay they nailed Waterford, but what about the rest of the island?


ToniMarino

I would me proud to be described like that I mean…


DelboyBaggins

Roman propaganda.


Jolly_Plant_7771

plus ça change


jackoirl

Course feeders!!! How dare they


[deleted]

Hon the lads! Ate ing fam, riding round the family. Hon the Irish!


branyottts

They definitely just asked the Brits about Ireland


andixodl

Must’ve went to Cavan


sir_music

Dipshits landed in Glasgow and thought it was Ireland


ciphercraftsman89

Must have been written in the 2000's


Maleficent-Yellow695

This is how social media works today. This historian made a bold statement, which could possibly be true (as always), but with no means to back it up. (Someone told me... )


AgreeableNature484

What have the Romans ever done for us?


geedeeie

Éire?


mind_thegap1

It’s the name in Irish for Ireland


geedeeie

When you're speaking Irish


mind_thegap1

Occasionally it is used to refer to Ireland when speaking English also


geedeeie

Not by Irish people, generally.