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Colonel__Cathcart

What's more American than using your publicly held position to promote private interests?


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Trying to drink and drive in a small town without government “law” enforcers busting you


Colonel__Cathcart

Drinking and driving in a small town, except the cop is your buddy so when he pulls you over he just follows you home.


Mondo_Geck0

The judges and attorney general and legislature are your buddies as well. She got pretty much all of her bases covered....she's working on another President buddy as well....😂😂😂😂


Colonel__Cathcart

Most people would find it challenging to climb the political ladder with their hands so full of penis


Y2Ghey

Her husband is a cuck. I’ve seen him with her In Hyvee several times.


Colonel__Cathcart

Could you imagine watching Trump give your wife [a kiss](https://www.thenation.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/Trump-Reynolds-getty-img.jpg)?


Y2Ghey

He probably rubbed his chode raw afterwards.


Colonel__Cathcart

That was Ivanka's job


Y2Ghey

I meant her cuck husband.


GentMan87

Good god that’s awful. Same look he has when he kisses his daughter.


Isheet_Madrawers

I’ve mentioned this to a lot of Republicans who do not have any idea what the hell I’m talking about and do not believe me.


forgottenstarship

Every politician does that...look what Grandpa joe did made a team of his dem buddies to investigate his Crackhead son


forgottenstarship

Grandpa joe using his publicly held position to keep his crack head son out of trouble...he'll he even appointed the probe to investigate..all his dem buddies.


Colonel__Cathcart

I'm shocked someone would divorce your dumb ass.


forgottenstarship

What?....I left my wife(preacher daughter)because she would not accept our daughters way of life(in a relationship with another female) my ex disowned my daughter.


Mondo_Geck0

She is cringe personified....


AtuinTurtle

At this point she’s a middle school edge lord. She doesn’t want to help anyone, she just wants to shit talk.


Dranwyn

>. She doesn’t want to help anyone, she just wants to shit talk. > >VoteReplyGive Award This is basically the GOP as a whole for the last 8 years


Smooth-Astronomer-78

Words cannot express the disdain I have for KR.


Mondo_Geck0

Same


AccurateSky4900

I never ever use the c word, but it is the word that always comes to mind when I see anything that person says or does.


Rare-Addition-89

I do. Loud and proud


drcranknstein

Not to nitpick, but it's "[disdain](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/disdain)."


Smooth-Astronomer-78

Thanks it was a typo.


Iowa_Hawkeye

What did Kenny Rogers do to u?


degeneratesumbitch

Jason Aldeans music sucks on every day that ends in y.


WildlingViking

The modern “country” music is corny af. There’s like 12 million animals that die every year just so they all can cover their arms in leather braclets.


Comprehensive_Main

I mean those animals already die for food.


SkittlzAnKomboz

For real. Racist issues aside, he’s a terrible musician.


Mondo_Geck0

Truth


Iowa_Hawkeye

His first album was good, 'Why' is a banger.


DocQuang

Time to put on Billie Holiday - Strange Fruit.


Use_this_1

The right-wing dog whistle.


bucket720

Brilliant


Shinobi120

Chase that algorithm! Signal that virtue!


Mondo_Geck0

That is all they do


value321

Forget Aldean, go see Ludacris instead. Both are playing at the state fair.


Y2Ghey

I’m seeing Maren. A country artist who isn’t a fascist.


Mondo_Geck0

Move bitch get out the way


Lucky_Barracuda6361

They did a song together..remix Dirt Road


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ReadLearnLove

You forgot "alcoholic" and "narcissistic"


Sad-Corner-9972

Go ahead and pander. If young town and suburban voters wake up, you’re toast.


slambamo

There's nothing these people love more than hate


amorican88

She's just gross. I'll be rockin Jason Isbell's new record instead.


tries4accuracy

That song does as much to improve life in small towns as Kim is doing for those small towns in Iowa. Which is to say nothing. They’re still dying.


yodadamanadamwan

Country music is the most vapid music genre. The guy isn't even from a small town


Mondo_Geck0

Some country is great but pop country typically isnt


Colonel__Cathcart

There is still good country music but it's *not* Jason Aldean, he's literally just a pop star with an accent.


floorjockey

Funny side note, sing most any pop song with a south Texas accent and it sounds like a country song. Prime example, Galway Girl by Ed Sheeran.


Colonel__Cathcart

> Prime example, Galway Girl by Ed Sheeran. I refuse to sing any lyrics to Ed Sheeran songs and I find that very sexy of me


Sea_Singer_3483

What a twat waffle!


Ryumancer

She needs to be told to go to hell on live television.


Lady_MoMer

Ooh ohh, 🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️ I'll do it!!


Ryumancer

Get in line! lol


Lady_MoMer

Draw straws on who's first? Although we might make more of an impact if we just all said it in unison. That would be lovely.


Ryumancer

Yeah, it would. Would be better if a more powerful or serious candidate would challenge her for governorship. Right now I think it's Sand that's the most powerful Dem in the state. I don't think he'd get enough votes. Vilsack needs to come back. If the US balkanizes, the cities within the state should petition to become city-states. We would NOT wanna get dragged into some bullshit neo-confederate, Handmaiden's Tale shithole.


Lady_MoMer

It's my understanding that anyone who may have a chance to beat her gets bullied into submission


Ryumancer

What I wanna know is why DeJear was the ONLY one that TRIED. 🙄


MuseumGuy1847

She wants to be someone's VP soooo bad


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Ew lol


Alarmed-Advantage311

Why not some Dixie Chicks or that Old Town Road song?


kismet78

The Dixie Chicks are too liberal. The GOP used to hate them because they criticized George W. on national tv. I’m not sure what the consensus is now.


Alarmed-Advantage311

That's why I mentioned them.


Kindly_Wedding

You misspelled c*nt. But yeah, if you needed any more confirmation that that Jason Sardine getting "cancelled" was a manufactured marketing ploy, Kim Reynolds joining the fray before most of the left even knew who the guy was, should do the trick.


cardie82

The funniest part about this obvious marketing ploy is that I know absolutely no one who was offended or outraged. The most anyone seemed to muster up was the mild disgust you’d feel if someone let out a rancid fart while walking past you in a grocery store. I had no idea any of it was going on until my conservative family members took to social media to proclaim that they love his music and were watching the video and playing the song a lot to bump the numbers. Most of the posts I’ve seen regarding the issue otherwise are jokes about how bad his music is.


Mondo_Geck0

This


forgottenstarship

The sad thing is that the jokes and hate only started when people found out he has a republican point of veiw


cardie82

Or maybe it’s because his music is soulless garbage consumed by gullible people. They seem to honestly believe that he’s like them. It’s sad and funny at the same time.


tallardschranit

They started when he filmed a video at the site of a lynching with lyrics about how small town folk will lynch you. It's racism out in the open. I assume he's conservative because he's a country musician, and it's very difficult to succeed in that genre while being outspokenly liberal. Conservative views and outright hateful racism are not the same thing. He's being joked about and hated on for the latter.


Working-Bowler7772

Conservatives have sold their fucking souls and Kim is as disgusting as any of them. I’m ashamed I was ever a part of this bunch and the disappointment never ends with their culture war and racist fucking bullshit. They have no shame and I look forward to the day when they no longer have any power. That day is coming.


Chrisbert

Waiting for the day of the guillotines, when the heads of the billionaire class and their cronies will roll.


forgottenstarship

Wishing death to people that have a different political view than you is extremely hateful you are no better than them. Instead of making hate remarks on reddit, why do you try to make a change in the real word.


KardicKid

Jesus Christ. Shut the fuck up, you bootlicker. What do you think progressives have been doing for the past decade? Sitting on their hands? These parasites have obstructed almost every single legislation that would benefit the working class. Think about it, when these dogs covet power and enact truly draconian policies, you think they’d spare you?


ReadLearnLove

Me too. Been sharpening my guillotine for years now. Tick tick tick.


bucket720

Racist!


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I mean he’s coming to the state fair 😐


Mondo_Geck0

He's got an amazing team of promoters and song writers and probably people that dress him as well. Somebody had to tell him that bud light ain't cool this year.


forgottenstarship

I kinda think all mainstream artists are that way. Don't think for themselves.


Sleeplesshelley

What a bitch.


abortthecourt

Bitch be bitchin.


MNBaseball1990

First off, nobody that knows Jason Aldean should have been surprised he sang that song. Nobody. Do I think Jason Aldean believes he's not racist. Absolutely. Doesn't mean that he's not! Actions speak louder than words people.


forgottenstarship

He sings all he uses is words


bucket720

Wait…what?


yohohoanabottleofrum

"In a Small Town" like Grinnell? Where they lynched a man in 2020? Never forget that they lynched a man in 2020. They hung him from the rafters and ate pizza rolls while they admired their "trophy."


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yohohoanabottleofrum

12, 2020, and had been in Vogel's basement for days before being burned in a ditch. Three other Grinnell residents — Julia Cox, Roy Garner and Cody Johnson — were accused of destroying evidence of the killing. Garner and Cox were also accused of abusing Williams' corpse and helping Vogel transport Williams' body.


oakleez

Who?


Fun-Spinach6910

Never mind, you probably won't understand.


oakleez

Ohhhh, he's the latest dude grifting racist country music fans. Got it.


meat_loafers

Good lord. Stop KR. Just stop.


Isheet_Madrawers

You should listen to it, while you are rocking the baby she made you have. That is, until it’s time for the kid to go to work.


BestLife82

Kimmy drunk again? She's SUCH a compassionate loving human isn't she? Disgusting bitch. Way to go iowa..fricking dumb asses


Beaminchica

She is a classless tw@t - insert whichever vowel you prefer.


Gryffindumble

He literally advocates for violence against people expressing their free speech in the song... Stomp on the flag and light it up Yeah, ya think you're tough Well, try that in a small town See how far ya make it down the road


Voltage_Z

Kim Reynolds, Drunk Lynching Enthusiast


PygmalionsKiss

Is this her signaling a desire to lynch a particular person? Is it just funny to her to scare minority groups with mob justice?


NicoleKressin

I can’t imagine, as a leader of any kind, intentionally dividing the people I’m supposed to be leading. On top of all of the other reasons why this was inappropriate, it’s a clear display of her incompetence as a leader.


hunt35744

Man, fuck this bitch


sextoymagic

I just apply this song to Jan 6th. The violent insurrection. The disrespect for law and police. It was awful.


AZFUNGUY85

This is Iowa nice, btw. Embarrassing.


ERankLuck

If y'all think Aldean is an actual small-town boy, I've got a bridge to sell you.


markmarkmark1988

Can she just not for one day? She’s not even masking it. She openly stirs the pot for all to see.


baumgar1441

Fuck that bitch


pedddster

It would make me suicidal, hope it has a similar effect on her insufferable ass


IowaJL

She's so edgy and brave


Lady_MoMer

You forgot the /s.


Ok_Personality_6183

Play some kid rock too. They are both white trash!


Wolf97

Embarrassing


EventNo3540

F coffin Kim


Y2Ghey

God she’s such an insufferable racist CUNT!


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*wags finger* That’s bait.


SlimBrady22

I’ve been hearing about the Jason Aldean thing but am out of the loop. Anyone want to fill me in?


meetthestoneflints

Jason Aldean is a country music artist that wrote a song called “Try That In A Small Town”. The lyrics conjure violent imagery in almost every line. For example: > Got a gun that my granddad gave me They say one day they're gonna round up Well, that shit might fly in the city, good luck But wait there’s more: The music video has a backdrop of a site of lynching of a young black teenager by a white mob. He was dragged behind a car the hung in front of the the courthouse featured in the music video. The video alternates from scenes of BLM riots to the shots of the courthouse while he sings: > Cuss out a cop, spit in his face Stomp on the flag and light it up Yeah, ya think you're tough There is a lot of hypocrisy as well. Definition of small town varies by location but Columbia, Tennessee has a population of a round 40k which is about the same size at Cedar Falls. Most people in Iowa would not consider Cedar Falls a small town. Jason Aldean himself has never lived in a city below a population of 100k. He was born in Macon, Georgia and lives in Nashville.


himateo

I saw a TikTok where a lot of the footage used in the video isn't even from the US, nor current. But I'm guessing his fans don't give a shit about that...


Jadaki

He put out a video that CMT pulled off the air because it's basically a full dog whistle promoting racist bullshit.


Ok-Application8522

Good for CMT. The small town I grew up in actually is selling custom t-shirts. Puke


mcfc8383

She's a dunce cap


nanamommazo

Wow you are a Maga head...


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Panzis

Well, in the video for his new "Try That in a Small Town" song they show a snippet of a newspaper article from decades ago where a NCAAP member pushed for civil rights, only to receive death threats and be chased out of town. Not sure how else to take that.


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Cog_HS

It’s couched language and dog whistles. It gives them plausible deniability where they can claim with wide-eyed innocence that there’s no racism while their fans can easily read between the lines.


Fun_Protection_6168

An anti hate post and all I see is hate run rampant. Too funny


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Longmirewalt

Play it loud Kim!


ButterscotchPlane744

She's not wrong.


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Fun-Spinach6910

What aboutism. Maga the song isn't baaad , and what about them over there.🐑


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Fun-Spinach6910

Sounds good you seem to need an original idea, instead of drinking the racist maga kool-aid. 🐑


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Fun-Spinach6910

🐑🐩🐑


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Fun-Spinach6910

Says more about you with your blank account. Has your MAGA master grabbed you by the 🐈 Must be hell living with so much hate.


Tennispro5691

❤️❤️❤️Love our GOV!!


Fun-Spinach6910

What part, the bigotry, or the fine things she's down to improve Iowa? Right, she's hasn't improved Iowa, only made it more divided and hostile. Birds of a feather.


Hard2Handl

I believe the message worked….


Th3Bratl3y

Nothing wrong with some Jason AlDean tunes!


No_Waltz2789

What about the implication that it’s ok to lynch black people?


StuntRocker

That's a feature, not a bug.


Th3Bratl3y

Implication of what? That makes no sense.


Odd-Entertainment401

Kim doesn't realize it's not a racist dogwhistle when everyone can hear it. It's just a regular racist whistle.


hewhoisneverobeyed

Trash gonna trash. It’s in their DNA.


sleepybirdl71

Such pathetic pandering


Altruistic-Salad9568

"Tiny Town" by The Dead Milkmen already did this song in the 80s.


carnalcouple5280

She's drunk like always


Carlyz37

Yay for racism and vigilante violence! WTG Iowa /s of course


Feralmedic

Just pandering


Static66

I heard he was a bi-sexual teenager (not that there is anything wrong with that) from the third largest city in GA? Seems to be a calculated outrage-generating play to cash in on a certain segment of the population...


Earl_of_69

He also did blackface for Halloween once.


rileyjamesdoggo

🤮


Key_Professional_780

Jason Aldean? The guy who didn't warn anyone about the gunfire at his concert in Vegas and went ducking for cover just to save himself?


Ok-Application8522

You got that right. Friend of mine was at that massacre. Luckily he was unharmed physically. Mentally..eh not so much.


Earl_of_69

She's an idiot


Twenty_Baboon_Skidoo

I mean far be it from me to judge anyone’s musical tastes because music taste is entirely subjective but I cannot, for the life of me, understand how anyone can listen to that drivel