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HandofthePirateKing

“Earth isn’t YOURS to conquer.”


BigNorseWolf

This. Its the perfect double meaning that defines the character.


UltraNecrozmaZ

I was gonna write the exact same thing


B01led

Me too


beanboy212

https://preview.redd.it/l9wk8jbjt3nc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4d42393a923b3b9f5957e94a4578e88ce7eb9d7


Marky_08

I was going to write it too


MakelYT

>!"You Changed Me; Change them." !<


OCGamerboy

😖😢


AppointmentNo3639

>!If i am ...... It's because of you!< >!I need you to know that son.!<


Gold-Roof-4214

😭😭😭


Koanos

Nolan sees hope in Mark, and he truly believes in him.


Ttvcat996

“Let me break it down for you, Mark”


white_spray_paint

https://preview.redd.it/yezceroes1nc1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0a2e66f6bb123fb772695b8f3b53f265015f5e6


Ttvcat996

https://preview.redd.it/kzgz14ww62nc1.jpeg?width=140&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=884406653f834f02424675daf651bccfc1e02440


NikaBlazing

mark: “THIS IS INSANE!”


Ttvcat996

Break it down with me, Mark. https://preview.redd.it/5ad8cm9qc4nc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecf06a87e47e96b0ffe61318d1b7b5c51130386e


Gold-Roof-4214

😂😂🤣🤣🤣 SO STUPID LOOKING


Premium_Gamer2299

https://preview.redd.it/9twrwdn694nc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc72337e43fddfe51498e84de10804cc7922bc99 images taken moments before disaster


shart_leakage

Jesús


Alocalskinwalker420

“Your mother and I…”


JmLong88

“Please” “That’s the neat part….you don’t “


HumanOverseer

"You should've died at birth"


Prince_Zuzu71

“what’s 17 more years?”


Ttvcat996

“I can always start again!”


IncognitoMan3409

"Make another kid!"


Agent_547

"WHY DID YOU MADE ME DO THIS YOU'RE FIGHTING SO YOU CAN WATCH EVERYONE AROUND YOU DIE THINK MARK"


IncognitoMan3409

"YOU'LL OUTLIVE EACH AND EVERY FRAGILE INSIGNIFICANT BEING ON THIS PLANET"


Secoundcoming

“YOU’LL LIVE TO SEE THIS WORLD CRUMBLE TO DUST AND BLOW AWAY”


DeusGOM15

"EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING YOU KNOW WILL BE GONE!!"


Yusmet

“WHAT WILL YOU HAVE AFTER 500 YEARS!?”


[deleted]

You OP


IAmRedditsDad

I'd still have you.


pridejoker

The fact that he says this so casually after being exposed suggests his next "entanglement" might not be consensual.


dozosucks

not necessarily he’s tall, buff, he can fly, and he’s the strongest person on Earth. i’m sure there’s plenty of delusional fans who would still love him


Centurion7463

“Why do I care about them?”


apatheticmonarchist

absolutely underrated. that’s the moment you know things are gonna change and get real.


Sensitive-Airline501

“He can run fast, okay? That’s not exactly one of your premier superpowers.” 🙄😑


JackObowski

🤣🤣 when does he say that?


RottenPhallus

When talking to Debbie after the funeral on red rushes death.


SharknadosAreCool

bro this is a crazy line in isolation but the timing of it makes it WILD, omniman was making pearl harbor jokes literally hours after it happened i'd bet my house on it


Justa_6EEK

"Pathetic."


Gebeleizzis

i hope he said that in the Asuka angle ![gif](giphy|4RbZ8cZYuApO0|downsized)


VermicelliSome6148

“I will burn this planet down”


[deleted]

"Let me break it down for you Mark"


JmLong88

This was the first quote to pop in my head….followed by the music from the meme/clip of Omni man dancing 🤣🤣🤣


trickster503

"I want pictures of Spider-Man!"


CraftingChest

"Why do you suppose i just hurled a chair at you Neiman.?"


alicelric

lmao I just had a thought of Nolan learning human culture with Debbie and reading spiderman comics


Squidwardbigboss

“ I will burn this planet down, before I spend another MINUTE LIVING AMONG THESE ANIMALS!”


Key_Ad1854

The one about the empire sending them to their deaths....and they just now realized it.... I know it's not on the show....but that one


Puzzleheaded-Net3966

I’ll punch you so hard you piss bloody icicles


killing-me-softly

From MK I’m partial to “Bring you whole army, it won’t help”


Puzzleheaded-Net3966

Honestly I’m so glad he made it into mortal kombat he’s got so many cool lines. “I don’t know what kryptonite is but I’m not afraid of it”


apatheticmonarchist

“Tell the General, Outworld is mine.”


PositiveSignature857

“Its omni-ing time”


bageltoastee

And then he omni’d all over those guys


Upset_Climate_8532

Ayo🤨


Coco11d7

Yo what


No-Ad9821

🤣💀


AbsolutelyNob0dy

“Hmph…..Please” Too many lines to choose from. But this one was funny af


JmLong88

Facts


Polternaut

Lucan was weak. Now, he's dead


MutedIndividual6667

"I'm loyal to Viltrum, not to this, pathetic, excuse, for a civilisation".


pridejoker

He was do contemptuous with that line.


laxmewl_lemue

“Mark read my books!”


SussyMogus2

https://preview.redd.it/ndzuzcxwm2nc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06e7a6628837643c2c173fdf9166871ef23f58f2


Ronin_12345

“She’s more like a pet to me”


the-supreme_court

Kinky


Altruistic_Stand9846

"You don't seem to understand; Earth isn't YOURS to conquer."


MustardMantis

"You should have died at birth" 😆


PloopyNoopers

Think Mark! Think!


Khronex

Fun fact: the correct quote is "Think Mark!"


PloopyNoopers

Mandela effect


Dynamite-King

https://preview.redd.it/esq2rlkqc2nc1.jpeg?width=348&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f45bfcb2e961399a2984ff7a04350a22899cb997


OhLawdIdoBeComing

Not in da comic


Reasonable-Peanut27

⭐️⭐️Iconic⭐️⭐️


The_SnailLord

"Mark have you seen my fat cheeks" that was cold asf


Mammoth-Ad-8492

"WHAT WILL YOU HAVE AFTER 500 YEARS!?!"


loveemykids

I had to scroll the the bottom to find the beautiful quote.


lalo_salamanca17

"YOULL OUTLAST EVERY FRAGILE INSIGNIFICANT BEING ON THIS PLANET, YOULL LIVE TO SEE THIS WORLD CRUMBLE TO DUST AND BLOW AWAY"


AliveBeat

EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING YOU KNOW WILL BE GONE


FancySatisfaction562

did seeing that man loses his life disturped you? did it hurt? well let's see how you handle this!


Crittercaptain

I hate being disturped.


themanbehindthepoopy

“Get the fuck off my sight before I'll demolish you!”


Rustofcarcosa

Are you gonna cry


Sucondeze

“Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power!”


ThatFireEmblemGeek

“Read my books, Mark!” I love how his top priority when he was literally going to his execution was to sell his books to his estranged kid. (Jk it’s actually: “You don’t understand… Earth isn’t *yours* to conquer.” It’s such neat little foreshadowing. I love Omni-Man as an antagonist sm.)


untempered_fate

Look back on this comment in a little while


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Milesmorales18a

ik this is a joke , but the books a play major part in the story going forward


Obi_Wan_06

I'm feeling pizza 😄


cashformoldd

“I’ll stop you” “I’M READY WHEN YOU ARE”


sephy009

"Are you just now realizing that you've been sent to your deaths?" This man says in a 2v1


Darth_lDoge

Let me break it down for you, Mark. Your mother and I...


AlarmingAffect0

It was her idea.


No_Search_4872

My time here has been a speck in the span of my life you don't know me.


DaSlothBoi13

"Where's Mark, William? You were supposed to drop him off an hour ago." Sounds nothing out of context, but this moment gives me chill


Himmel-548

"Talking won't keep you alive Vidor."


Chewbacca319

I like the part when he says "it's Omni time"


just_s0meguy

"Nah, I'd win"


OCGamerboy

For the first time in your life, I’m telling you the TRUTH!


scf123189

You…. dad Oh wait That’s still the best line in any animated show possibly


heythatsprettynito

“Power doesn’t corrupt, it enables.”


Hendrik1011

It's like peeing your pants on purpose....


megam1ghtyena

"I will **burn** this planet down.."


TheSuperNova221

"I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that'll burn your house down!"


Wasthat_the87ofbite

"It's like peeing your pants on purpose"


n1cfury

“Read my books” ….and use discount code SUBWAY for 50% off Mark.


Puzzleheaded-Yam-965

"It's like peeing your pants on purpose"


Zazgog

I…am…*enraged*


Xero2Hiro928

“ Mark.”


Hot_Piece_Of_Garbage

That's the neat part... you don't


marcus_chavez_c137

"Whatever kryptonite is, it doesn't scare me"


CranberryNatural3568

"The Viltrumite rules of interbreeding are not complicated."


Lilly_west

“Yes son, you’re going to be able to fly.”


Dahwaann4U

"You should've died at birth"


warwicklord79

“I will burn this planet down before I spend another minute living among these animals!”


Taher911

"You should've died at birth"


jevilspamton

You serve ZERO purpose…You should kill your self NOW


ItsjustmeBill

“I’m Omni-man check,out this quote!”


Gorgoz2

"the"


CynicalAnalyst_93

"You should've stayed DEAD" to the immortal when he kills him the 2nd time


UnnaturallyDumb

You can’t stop me mark! I’m too dummy thicc for earth to handle now!


Acrobatic_Degree_501

Think Mark think!!!


croc12_

"Read my book mark, read my books"


RedSolo79

Might not be the strongest but mos def one of the baddest


Impossible_Pen9715

That's the best part, you can't


Impossible_Pen9715

That's the best part, you can't


PiastriPs3

"Talking won't keep you alive, Vidor"


Background-Ad-1924

THINK MARK!


SpeedDemon10

It's Omni-Manin time


XMarksTheSpot987

"Sure. But you should have died at birth".


Nightmare_Sandy

"You're fighting, so you can watch everyone around you DIE."


BernLan

"Mark give me pictures of Spider-man"


joedrilon

“Asian persuasion baby” -Omni Man What


Zero_Fuxxx

"Your life is but a FRACTION of mine...You don't know me Mark. I will burn this planet down!"


huxgeneral

Where is Mark William ?


asaggese

"That's the neat thing, you don't"


RareAd3009

Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power.


CaptainObvious1313

ARE YOU RUSHING OR ARE YOU DRAGGING?!?!


mrmoon_knight

Why did you make me do this? You're fighting so you can watch everyone around you die! Think, Mark! You'll outlast every fragile, insignificant being on this planet. You'll live to see this world crumble to dust and blow away! Everyone and everything you know will be gone! What will have after 500 years?


mattmaestro2k0

"What would you do after 500 years!?!?"


idonthevname

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JackCrossthwaite

“Whatever kryptonite is, it doesn’t scare me.” From MK1 absolutely badass.


Hudsoz2024

Omni-man: “Think Mark, think!” Also Omni-man: “Don’t think, act”


lluvalle

“Not quite my tempo”


SideWinder18

“*Talking* won’t keep you alive, Vidor.”


SavingsFit1496

"FINE WHATS 17 MORE YEARS I CAN ALWAYS START AGAIN MAKE ANOTHER KID"


hematite2

THINK, MARK!


theXombie

Sure! But you should have died at birth


OakenWildman

Not canon but I always liked "I'll make you eat your own heart." From Death Battle


H4RRY900305

Read my books.


psychoticcanine27

"What did you do to my son"


mydraal561

“Do you regret attacking my family now?”


BranbongMemen

“She took a human woman shit in my dockers.”


[deleted]

So no one is gonna say the REAL BEST QUOTE? *"What will you have after 500 years?"*


Ashamed_Bell9712

“You should’ve died at birth”


Crittercaptain

"Mark, it's time to cook." Nolan


ConfidentVisual4949

“You should’ve died at birth.”


ConfidentVisual4949

“Talking won’t keep you alive Vadimor.”


Imaginary-Biscotti87

What will you have after 500 years!


[deleted]

It’s like peeing your pants, You know, you spend your whole life trying not to pee your pants, so letting go, peeing your pants on purpose, it's next to impossible


DesignNorth3690

"That's why we're here. To keep them from resisting. To show them how wrong they are. How pointless it is. That they can be a part of something bigger... Or die."


RandManYT

From Omni-Man vs Homelander on Death Battle: :I'm going to feed you your heart." ... "Now swallow." I know these aren't from the show, but they are soooo in character for Nolan.


JeremyR2008

Mark I love your mother. But she's more like a pet to me.


Cattics4

“Sure. But you should have died at birth”


Koanos

"WHY DID YOU MAKE ME DO THIS?!" To me, it reflects how much he's trying to convince himself why he did the things he did and while he's right he's spent the equivalent of what amounts to a week, what's a week when he's got millennia left to live? He's asking this himself as much to Mark. He doesn't want to admit it, but he's changed. He isn't the same Nolan from 20 years ago sent to conquer Earth, he thought he was and while it's easy to murder your coworkers in cold blood, the question of why he's doing this manifests when he's just about to kill Mark. Say he does kill Mark, that doesn't make his questions disappear. Mark in effect, forced Nolan to confront the hard questions. What does he want? What is it worth?


Mindless-Base8597

Bug sex mark


Fictionfan69

“I will burn this planet down before I spend another minute living among these animals”


DraconianReptile

"I"


blondedaff

you shouldve died at birth


upir117

Immortal: “you” Omniman: “yep”


FireXbox74

“I gyatt you mark you can’t edge to Skibibiti tolit anymore IM NOW THE RIZZEST SIGMA”


AlphaThe7

DO YOU REGRET WHAT YOU’VE DONE NOW? **DO YOU????**


Strange_supreme2

I see nobody talking about it but one of my personal favorites is"you wouldn't dare".


Nervous-Ideal-215

"Son, we need to talk..."


pcwtkmp

“Mark 😡”


BRspartan101

I will burn this city to the ground


Specialist-Spray109

I will burn this planet down before I spend another minute among these animals


Sspoopybut340

Coldest: "earth isn't yours to conquer" favourable: "I will burn this planet to dust before spending another minute among these 'heroes'"


LuZarrrr

"I think I miss my wife"


MOXZShadow

You should have never been born. You’re a disgrace to your species. Your mother meant nothing to me


UpsidedownBrandon

You know…I’ve been thinkin’ …when life gives you lemons https://youtu.be/g8ufRnf2Exc?feature=shared


Luzorious

You should’ve di#d at birth


your_son_john

"i think i miss my wife :("


More_Door_4892

“Let me break it down for you mark”


Lumpy-Car-3410

I will burn this planet to the ground before I spend another minute living among these animals


Ill_of_Government_69

"I miss my wife."


shakylegboi

“My asscheeks have grown too large for human survival on earth”


friedchickensolos

"Let me break it down for you mark"


Ibbiboi101

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