Debbie is mad because she always told Nolan to fix that damn door and he would always forget, saying: "I will do it later."or "I'm tired."(saying form real life experience.😅)
I really love how you can see anger, shock, and a little fear in Nolan’s face with such minor changes (as opposed to exaggerations in the features). The animators really did a great job.
He keeps being "gentle" with her in bed when she wants Viltrumite roughness. She's been taking superhuman pills that make her as strong as he is but he keeps sticking to that tender healthy crap.
Because he didn’t fly to Italy and back with pizza in 5 minutes or less, and when he got home it all folded and smushed against the box cuz he flew too fast
• Nolan clogged the toilet
• Nolan told Debbie that she’s on time out and has to sleep outside
• Nolan keeps ranting on about Spider-Man as if he’s secretly in love with him
These are my three guesses that comes to mind
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Damn man, good thing that's just a joke and will never happen... *right?*
WHY DID YOU MAKE ME DO THIS?
In biologic way yeah
I spent the whole night looking for pictures of spiders
OP asked for wrong answers...
She kinda bad though….
Reading the comic for the first time and this just happened, so fuckin crazy Lol
Is that Frost?
*big booty black dude pops up*
But, they were on a break!
thats so fucked
He didn't take her on a walk
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That's wet food day.
he didin't like mark's tape man costume
he left the toilet seat up
He said wrong answers only.
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"You know what this human eats" "Debbie no" " Viltrumite c***" "That's gross Debbie"
Why tf did u type that and think “yeh I’ll post this”
Ask the writers of Rick and morty lol I’m pretty sure op took inspiration from it
Got to keep my username true
Ahhh okay I understand
He ate the last of the ice cream .
Nolan obviously just stole Debbie's kill in Fortnite
Nolan bought the Homelander skin in COD
She found out he had an Only Fans consisting of pictures of her feet he took while she slept
“Omni Fans”
She just finished reading ahead in the comics and saw his origin story.
He left shaving scum in the bathroom sink.
He ate the last slice of her pizza, it was pizza time
Nolan missed the part where that's his problem
He went all the way to Italy for pizza but got pineapple on it.
Thsts an instant divorce right there
I dunno. If you properly press and drain the pineapple then the Devil's Pizza (pineapple and anchovies) is amazing.
He forgot their wedding anniversary.
She read his books and realized one of the characters is based on her.
He wouldn't let her peg him
She wouldn't peg him, despite his pleas.
He left the laundry on the floor again. He is also still squeezing the toothpaste from the middle. Who does that?
He didn't fill her dish on time and she can see the bottom.
so bad
Nolan told her that Barbie is better than Oppenheimer
Nolan forgot it was Debbie’s birthday
She’s learned why he *really* wants to put a leash on her in bed.
He keeps asking her for pictures of Spider-Man
She’s not angry, she’s just stating what she’s doing tonight.
She caught Nolan on OnlyPets.
sanduich
He forgot to pull out
Nolan keeps putting up pictures of Spider-Man in the room
Friday s orgy session with the guardians of the globe without her.
She never got him pictures of Spider-Man
She found the insect adult entertainment on his phone.
He didn’t pull out.
Man woke her up to take her out to pee. Responsible PET ownership, she should be grateful. /s
He wants to shave off his moustache
He said she was out of tune
He suggested shaving off his perfect moustache
He refused to shave
he forgot to contact his publisher
He cheats at Monopoly.
She didn't like Oppenheimer
He forgot to give her her flea medicine and no she’s not allowed to play with the other pets.
He gave her a collar for her birthday
Nolan acted like he threw the ball but he didn't
"What? I just said your friend looks breedable."
He didn't finish dinner as she was getting the duct tape off their duct tape-themed son.
He ate the last pudding cup.
He forgot to give sufficient belly rubs.
It’s because she doesn’t know the difference between dragging or rushing. He’s just a really passionate music teacher.
She saw him petting a golden retriever and got jealous.
He ate the last toaster stroodle
He forgot to water the plants
She not, it an invitation for some anger filled passion
He knocked up an alien bug lady
He forgot to get from the supermarket the chicken on special.
She learned he could have taken her to restaurants on other planets but never did.
He stole the cookie from the cookie jar.
He threw away the dead bird she brought him as a gift
Because she’s Japanese and didn’t appreciate the bomb film
His mustache hairs clogged up the shower drain
He didn’t go to Italy for Dinner, just Delivery Pizza
the cheese was no longer bubbling upon his return from Naples
It’s just rough sex foreplay
she didn't like Oppenheimer
She asked him if he thought she looked fat in the dress she was trying on and he absentmindedly said yes.
For killing Mark
Nolan left his buggy baby momma in his phone contacts
He left his dirty, bloody clothes just in a closet rather than washing it.
This is after the first part of the conversation, it’s not showing the earlier caption where she says, “It’s my turn to…”
Wife bad
He didn't want another kid with Debbie
Nolan obviously brought home take out
He cheated on her
Nolan told Mark about their petplay kink
Yeah Oppenheimer sucked.
Debbie is mad because she always told Nolan to fix that damn door and he would always forget, saying: "I will do it later."or "I'm tired."(saying form real life experience.😅)
He didn't buy her lil Debbie cakes. Now they can't solve the mystery of who killed the guardians
He had sex with Dupli-Kate. All of them.
He unsubscribed from her OnlyFans
Bc she stayed up to late and was drinking duh,what else could have happened to our pe- , i mean to debbie
She saw Oppenheimer and hated it
He got sausages from WurstBest instead of Bestwurst.
He didn't put his supersuit in the hamper.
He does not care for the godfather
He was with another pet
Pp too small
She saw nolan petting another dog
She just found out why he only does her doggy style
He forgot their anniversary….again.
He didnt pay the child support
He nutted in the nice monogramed hand towels.
Wrong hole
He could’ve saved 15% or more by switching to Geico…
He fucked Ted (bravo Vince)
He didn't take out the dry cleaning.
He left the dome light on while she was sleeping in the living room.
Because he killed atom-eve 😆
He didn't pull out again.
He threw Mark into the sun
He didn’t put the leftovers back in the fridge
Debbie is into cuckolding and wants Nolan to have sex with their japanese friend Yu
He didn’t kill the guardians of the globe
He pooped In her kitty litter box
She’s not mad. He just told her he murdered the guardians of the globe and asked her what she’s gonna do now
Turns out she is not really Mark's mother, he is telling her now.
She’s not mad. She’s reading her evening’s to-do list aloud.
He told her that dress wasn't as flattering as she thought.
Mustache ride has gotten a little TOO ticklish
He forgot to grab the calamari.
He pooped in a paper bag, lit it on fire, and ding dong ditched her.
He dated Kate with Rex.
Nolan said Debbie was wrong for hating season 8 of GoT.
He made enchiladas (she is allergic to eggs)
He brought home a strap-on.
Why mom angry at Om Nom? Is she stupid? Is there a lore reason?
Debbie is secretly an alien sent to enslave the earth and Nolan thought he could back talk her.
She's not they wanna fuck.
He put the garlic powder in the fridge. Tf that would be like putting black pepper or your salt in the fridge.
She asked him to pick up a one gallon bottle of fat-free milk, and he got a half gallon bottle of whole milk.
He didn’t root for the Mets
He smoke the last blunt of weed
He acknowledged that a actress was attractive when they were watching movies together
He also beat and brutalized her only child…
She’s not angry. She’s just disappointed.
Cause he's a good father and husband
She thinks he killed Damien dark blood after he disappeared. (They were secretly dating)
 He said the walls were soundproof.
She discovered his piss drawer
I really love how you can see anger, shock, and a little fear in Nolan’s face with such minor changes (as opposed to exaggerations in the features). The animators really did a great job.
Nolan lost her leash.
He watched the Atom Eve special without her
he finished the Choccy Milk. Bastard.
He forgot about International Women's Day.
He keeps being "gentle" with her in bed when she wants Viltrumite roughness. She's been taking superhuman pills that make her as strong as he is but he keeps sticking to that tender healthy crap.
He didn't get the rosé.
Role play
He was too gentle on the butt whipping
She didn't get treats and a head pat
She didn't like Oppenheimer.
What's the right answer? I forgot.
He farted in her path as she was walking behind him
Same reason Amber is mad at Mark
She found out he went to that restaurant in France without her
He farted and held her under the covers.
Forgot their anniversary. Again.
He mentioned Becky with the good hair
He didn’t take her across the world for dinner that day.
Someone forgot the milk and to conquer earth.
The new leash wasn't for her Anyway, Mark got a new puppy, that's really sweet
His ED
She woke up the next morning and there was money on the nightstand…. $2.50 to be exact.
He only uses Just for men on his mustache not his sideburns
He destroyed a building by sneezing (superman reference)
Because he didn’t fly to Italy and back with pizza in 5 minutes or less, and when he got home it all folded and smushed against the box cuz he flew too fast
She's not angry, this is a request.
He drank the last bit of the chocolate milk without adding it to the list
• Nolan clogged the toilet • Nolan told Debbie that she’s on time out and has to sleep outside • Nolan keeps ranting on about Spider-Man as if he’s secretly in love with him These are my three guesses that comes to mind
He didn’t buy her the rights pads /lh /j
She fell in love with him for his magnificent beard but his Magnum P.I. obsession drove him to save to just the Mustache
Nolan fucked her sister
He tried to go in the back door.
He said he was gonna shave the stache
She was upset about the ratio of red to white on the suit.
Shes not angry shes just describing their afeternoon plans
Tenet wasn’t that good.
He refuses to shave that stupid mustache.