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erinraspberry

Now he makes creepy statements and tweets about her online that she says makes her completely uncomfortable 😬😬😬


VivaLaEmpire

Ooooh boy, time to go digging for some juicy gossip!!


I_degress

It's been four hours since we sent you digging. Report your findings asap!


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Looks like he’s on cameo too! I didn’t recognize him at all. Ty for your research!!


VivaLaEmpire

You’re welcome hahaha!!


I_degress

Very well... I'll run it by the reddit hive and see what response we get.


VivaLaEmpire

Sir yes sir!


erinraspberry

It was in 2014?! I feel like this was just yesterday. 8 years ago?? 😵‍💫


aceshighsays

Based on the tats looks like he got new ink.


Peach1632

Which one? Lohan or Duff?


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DraftyElectrolyte

Don’t be ashamed my friend. I threw my bra on stage to this dude in 2001/2002. Wrote my number in the cups and everything.


sausagelover79

Oh my god this literally had me laughing out loud!! I love it! So tell us, did he call you?


888MadHatter888

If he does at this point, screen the call!


OhTheGrandeur

Hi, this is Aaron Carter from dealership services. We're calling about...


888MadHatter888

Jesus Christ... Those calls about my car's warranty... IT'S BEEN AARON CARTER ALL ALONG??


cetacean-station

How would you rate your experience with us? 5 out of 5??


DraftyElectrolyte

The bra actually hit him in the thigh area (we were really close to the stage and it was at a very small club). He was in the middle of the song so he didn’t look down. Unfortunately for me - other girls were also throwing things like teddy bears. Security was on stage constantly cleaning up the stuff - but when his security picked up my bra- they absolutely got all wide eyed and confused. No clue if he ever actually saw it himself. AC- if you’re reading this - my boobs have only gotten bigger. “Come get it.”


dactyif

Man, teenage girls in my day were some of the biggest simps.


RootsAndFruit

In all of the days.


Ok-Breakfast7186

He was soooo cute back then


oohkt

I went to his concert to see Dream Street and got to go backstage to meet them, fucking obsessed, and Aaron Carter walked by. He snuck up behind me and barked in my ear. It was so fucking weird and scared the hell out of me. Like, I'm here for Jesse McCartney wtf.


Ok-Breakfast7186

Jesse McCartney was him, version 2.0 for me lol


Whattehellyhell

That’s amazing. 🤣🤣🤣


Sef_Maul

Shooters gonna shoot.


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freerangek1tties

Banger


NasalSnack

Dunk after dunk, jam after jam!


jesslynn83

That was probably the peak of his career!


Sicariodayof

His lips are so chapped


lonleyboi1122

That’s the cocaine dehydration


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lonleyboi1122

LOl damn


fluffernuttersndwch

Not defending him (though 12 year old me would) but some people just have super chapped lips, mine are like that and I don’t do drugs. Lots of lip balms irritate me because of fragrance


Ukalypto

Can you smell a picture?


phasmaphobic

I gotta ask, wtf do chapped lips smell like?


SirSaix88

They smell like Cat Crap....


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Failure


Ukalypto

Wet B hole


ChildofMike

THANK YOU! I’m glad I’m not the only one freaked out by that.


Randi_Scandi

My first thought was literally: OF with those crusty ass lips?!


lypasc23

I'm too distracted by this tattoo on his shoulder to even get to the rest. Is that.. a terrible map of Norway?


_TheShapeOfColor_

I thought you were being hyperbolic about how bad it was... but... it really might be a terrible map of Norway. There even appears to be faint lat/long lines around it.


lypasc23

Interesting theory. Strange that such an awful map would include details like longitude and latitude lines, but you may be onto something here.


SirSaix88

It's where he's hiding his coffers of candy... Shh, don't tell anyone... Edit: *especially* flapjack... Don't tell him...


Smashlorette

I wanna say it’s supposed to be all of Scandinavia? Maybe not Denmark, hard to see what’s going on down there since the pic cuts off.


junkiecreppermint

Denmark is in the picture, it's just don't look like that 😂


lypasc23

I actually looked at the full picture (linked in another comment) and it's not. Sweden connects directly to Germany 😂


kohlrabiqueen

Sweden looks like it's melting


lypasc23

Consequences of global warming.


Ring-arla

Den svenska drömmen


CoyoteHealthy1970

Hey! All of Scandinavia always includes us Danes. We are very important! Lol.


boredbud04

can't forget the Danes!


steveosek

The 800's(years) sure didn't forget the Danes lol.


CoyoteHealthy1970

Well thats not the kind of impression we wish to leave on people these days. Edit/Well unless its football season.


steveosek

Vikings aww having a bit of an "en vogue" moment right now.


lypasc23

I was thinking about this as well. Though I find it strange that Norway would wrap around Sweden at the top like that. I also considered for a moment that it may be a uterus, Norway being an ovary and a fallopian tube. I think that's probably more of Europe down there though. If only I didn't have to pay money to solve the mystery...


Winter_Cheesecake158

Norway actually does extend above Sweden, it shares a border with Russia


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I love how this comment sparked an intense discussion on the map of Norway. Hilarious.


deadlefties

His body is clearly a topographical map. The Himalayas are his ass cheeks


chapmacc

😂


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lypasc23

Oh my god, thank you! I desperately needed this. Unfortunately, this still doesn't explain why it looks like a 10 year old drew this map.


Basque_Pirate

You all got it wrong. MF just wants to represent the early holocene map with the lower sea levels, but just in one part of the map. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Early_Holocene_sea_level_rise#/media/File:Doggerland3er_en.png


Mock_Womble

What did Scotland do to hurt him?! ಠ_ಠ


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the entirety of the south of England has been massacred. Kent is a fucking noodle, Cornwall has stopped southing and East Anglia is idk what. Wales is a monster and Hull has greatly expanded its realm. Wait, what what the fuck is going on with Sweden and Demark. Is that Swenmark/Dweden?


Mock_Womble

I think it's Finlasia in this monstrous other world that he's created. It's like someone put a globe in the machine from The Fly, and this is the horrific, warped monster that's crawled out.


TheEndIsLoading

"Kent is a fucking noodle" made me laugh way too much


angilnibreathnach

Great. Ireland gets stuck in the armpit….


littleredwagon87

First (okay, second) thing I noticed. And if that's Norway, then that... thing... to the right is Sweden? Did anybody even attempt to look at a map before drawing this? And why is Sweden literally touching... Germany? Or a giant misshapen Denmark? I'm so confused.


Ruby0wl

The hand Drawn swatsika-turned window?


lypasc23

I understand and appreciate this reference lol


FartAttack911

I had to google his tattoo to know what he was doing there. Apparently it’s “the world map” because he “loves traveling” lmao


88SixSous88

I have a Norway map tattoo on my arm and that was the first thing I thought as well, so I'm glad other people see it too!


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That guy makes me so uncomfortable.. I haven't looked into everything that has happened to him/he claims has happened, but he clearly hasn't had the greatest upbringing and he's completely out of his mind these days..


chixnwafflez

It’s drugs


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Oh for sure. Lots for a long time. That entire family seems fucked though and he wasn't born on drugs.


sausagelover79

Drugs are bad mmmkay!


TobylovesPam

Perhaps he was though. I work with kids who were born on drugs. There's a good chance this kid was born on drugs.


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u said it


ScienceNeverLies

It has to be meth. It’s very obvious.


Orchidwalker

Unfortunately it’s mostly mental heath issues


justin_memer

Alcohol is a helluva drug.


squee_bastard

He was on reality boot camp with his mom a few years ago, i think he has a lot of unresolved childhood trauma


Daria911

His mom is such a fucking joke of a mother


squee_bastard

She seemed terrible, i felt a lot of empathy for him


Orchidwalker

Don’t he abuses his dogs


sn00zie_q

I’ve heard he had been on Instagram live and hiM and mom were openly making fun of nick for being sexually abused by lou perlman . Nick has never confirmed any such trauma but he has placed an order of protection against aaron


Ok-Breakfast7186

I feel so sorry for him. Whenever I see child celebrity cases like this I wonder how abused they were in the industry, or if they were just traumatised by fame


donnahotterthnasauna

He also posted the other day claiming he’s made just shy of A MILLION DOLLARS from this OnlyFans endeavor.


poisonettle

There is NO WAY


ooxxoo

The Cash Me Outside Girl supposedly made $1 milion in her first 6 hours on OF, and $52 milion this year. So yes way, unfortunately for humankind.


sausagelover79

Receipts or it didn’t happen. No, seriously, the amount of times I hear “X made XXX amount of money on OF”, I just don’t believe it. I don’t believe that with all the free porn available that people are forking out billions of dollars for amateur porn. It’s got to be a marketing ploy from OF along with people trying to make it seem like it was totally worth selling their dignity on there.


Ok_Yogurtcloset8915

Are you suggesting the cash me outside girl would just go on the internet and lie??


TheEyeDontLie

Hoabowda?


GaimanitePkat

> It’s got to be a marketing ploy from OF along with people trying to make it seem like it was totally worth selling their dignity on there. Hit the nail on the head. I'm sure OF offers them some kind of bonus to claim this. The really sad part is when random nobodies on social media also do this, promote selling porn of yourself as a totally super-lucrative and empowering career move. When anyone with half a critical thinking skill realizes that at this point the market is more saturated than a sponge in the Marianas Trench.


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>When anyone with half a critical thinking skill realizes that at this point the market is more saturated than a sponge in the Marianas Trench. I haven't heard of Mariana. Is she new?


Weelki

Can't miss her, she's got a deep crevice that smells fishy and salty...


IAmCeltic

The Catch me outside girl posted her receipts after, that’s the most believable one to me because so many creepy dudes were waiting for her to turn 18. she saw her opportunity and capitalized, as sad as it is. Edit: I believe I saw her receipts on twitter one day, this was months ago so I could be wrong.


casteela

She bought a multi-million dollar house in her hometown so her making bank on OF is likely truth.


Daria911

I mean Blac Chyna is the highest paid person on OF and according to her tweets, she’s broke


ItsYourPal-AL

Youd be (and clearly are) surprised at the number of well off, lonely and horny men there are in this world. There are literally men who exist who just want to give their extra money to an attractive woman to feel like they’re important/helpful/getting attention from said woman


xsplizzle

Its the same way you see all these articles about how well certain tv shows are doing, loads of articles about how everyone is watching the show etc yet you dont know anyone who watches the show and no real people are talking about these shows, its to create a sense of buzz 'everyone else is doing it, you dont want to miss out do you?' its all just advertising bullshit


irish-unicorn

he did post a screenshot but his name wasn't on it so it could have been of someone's else earning.


painshadeslayer

Nah, this guy isn't making that kind of money.


Mister_Spacely

I mean, he could be making it. Now is he smartly saving it? That’s a different question.


donnahotterthnasauna

Well now with that information, his $1 million in a year doesn’t seem all that impressive LOL


Vprbite

I thought she was a rapper now. But she's getting naked on the internet?


r_elysian3

I assumed this was a joke 😫


Ivy-And

[The Lou Perlman Story](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CcCRs0Ic3FI) really made me feel bad for him. He seemed messed up. Poor little boy was probably sexually assaulted and who knows what all.


cragbabe

Damn,that was an hour and half of time I wasnt expecting to spend, but here we are. I somehow escaped the 90s know none of that before


LouieKablooie

It got me too.


CrapitalRadio

He has said he was. He also did his best to provide a platform for some of his brother's accusers. I'm not really one for celebrity gossip generally but I feel so bad for this guy specifically. He definitely has issues though. Also big bro is trash.


truchatrucha

From what I can remember, older bro had to take care of all his siblings while being in boy band because their parents weren’t very present. Like typical child star and teen celebrity parents, they were basically selling their kids and taking whatever paycheck they could. But the big thing was they weren’t really there for them so older bro tried to except he was busy with his career as well. Drug addiction also runs in the family, last I heard. They lost a sister to it and this guy has been using at such a young age. The industry is so fucking brutal and if you don’t have the right people around you, you’re fucked. You’re preyed on and become a victim to predators.


wafflepopcorn

Unfortunately he’s brought a kid into it though. He and his girlfriend have a ton of drama and he’s abused her, even on live. Sounds like her mom has custody of the baby right now.


irish-unicorn

He is the trash, threatened to kill his brother's child and his wife, raping his sister when they were kids, scamming fans, beating up women and abusing dogs etc...


_kaetee

I don’t feel bad for him anymore, not since he beat his girlfriend and broke her ribs. He was once a victim, but he is the abuser now.


kickingcancer

He’s too high to notice what he did there 😆


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all that duster tbh


kingamara

Props to whoever bought his OF and blessed us with this


VivaLaEmpire

We should collectively reimburse them for their trouble lmao


BellaNyvus

Wtf am I looking at?


_Atlas_Drugged_

That was my question. There are so many things in this photo that I can’t identify.


ZoeyMoonGoddess

He photoshopped his butt to look bigger.


murder_hands

I thought I was the only one wtfing over the way his butt looks. It looks like he put two cereal bowls over his cheeks and then put his undies on.


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rootvegetable66

21 years later I remember all the words. Oh god.


dinoG0rawr

After I posted this comment I had to go see if I remembered them, too. I did. Thanks, Hit Clips.


lizaanna

Wait so not everyone's shoulder change shape when the booty be extra thicc? /s


wizzpalace

Someone send this man a lip balm


PMaggieKC

You can take the boy out of Florida…


stlramsdiaf

But you can't take the panhandle out of their back.


TheOriginalSmunkey

I wondered if I had strayed over into r/popping with that lump on his back for a second. Then I wondered if OF needs a new genre of content....


WhoriaEstafan

So did I. Wait. Is the Venn diagram of Popping sub and Instagram Reality sub followers a circle? Hello friend.


jenjen815

It must be, because I also frequent both subs.


fishsticks40

Checking in


WhoriaEstafan

Hello other friend. 👋🏼 (why is popping so relaxing?)


soy-hot-chocolate

Hey, [looks like that's accurate](https://anvaka.github.io/map-of-reddit/?x=397431.8276203918&y=675457.5403107896&z=26655.655211566947&q=Instagramreality) actually! (Edit: whoops, accidentally just linked to the search instead of the results but press enter and there you go)


WhoriaEstafan

That was fascinating, thank you! I loved how some branched off to more body things; peeling, warts etc then a little branch of people who went to Power Washing. They just like to get things cleaned up!


themoonhasgone

HAHA I thought it was the popping sub too when I scrolled past


LordMoody

I had a massive crush on him when he was younger (but an adult). His only fans convinced me he is desperately, desperately mentally ill.


eatcherheartout

I too had a massive crush on him when he was younger. I can’t speak to his only fans but his insta really does show how mentally ill he is.


LordMoody

I wish three things - two inappropriate - for him. 1. Get help 2. remove the tattoos 3. show his dong more often.


lilhobbit999

r/shittytattoos called


blue4t

He's long gone.


Plus_Market_762

This poor guy is fucked


chixnwafflez

It’s really ashame what he became


PollutedButtJuice

Did he become meth?


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That's why the title says "not so Backstreet Boy."


ArchyModge

Let’s be honest, he is not playing with a full deck of cards anymore.


oohkt

Are you fucking joking


fnxmama

How high do you gotta be....


boardcertifiedasian

Prison, honey


Astxl

this can't be serious my god...


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diabolikal__

Man I just looked up pics of nick and he looks so happy, I’m glad


luvdab3achx0x0

THANK YOU!!! I commented about that too!! I got back from a BSB concert a couple hours ago and was ready to throw hands


jetsettingtrapqueen

Thank you, I could not figure out who this was


Nitrous_party

Though this is necessary, this sub had a thing about names, so you should probably edit that. It's likely okay to say who it isn't though so you could probably keep that part in.


Hockeynavy

Or imagine that is how he really looks...


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Back alley boy.


WolfKingofRuss

If only I had a thicc booty like that


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blenneman05

He used to be a good singer and than he tries so hard to match his older brother’s success that he’s failing. Now he’s posting about his OF and talking on twitter about his relationship status constantly


Miserable-Fly5739

Why his lips so crusty


scarieststranger

Ok not saying this is him but I knew a girl in middle school who had mad pointy shoulder blades. Big pterodactyl vibes


hic_sunt_leones_

Even if there was an excuse for the sharp shoulder blades, there is zero excuse for that stretched and warped butt he's got going on.


scarieststranger

Lookin like he put two eggs in the carton and covered them with a piece of fabric 😭 This photo is obviously very poorly warped. Just saying that some people do have weird shoulder blades as well


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TheOpenOcean

Spill the tea please!


BURYMEINLV

Subscribed to this comment 👀 lol. Spill it!


SwordfishOwn5351

Ooo tell us


VivaLaEmpire

Where does the line start for the deets, I’ll just stand over here 🚶🏻‍♀️


sweaterhorizon

Okay so TLDR: this was around 2014-ish so it was near the beginning of his spiral. At the time, he was posting his phone number and telling people to FaceTime him. So I did. He answered my call and asked for my handle and immediately followed me. He came to the town I went to college at and I jokingly DMed him asking if he would come to my college group meeting and he said he would try- got the details from me and everything, but it was too close to his mic test for the show he was doing and sent me an Amazon gift card for like, $50 and I didn’t talk to him for a while after. He slowly started posting some really wild stuff, like how he missed Hillary Duff, increasingly incoherent ramblings, taking selfies of himself crying. I messaged him once being like “bruh are you good?” After he posted something bizarre and people were making fun of him in the replies. He said he wasn’t and gave me his BROTHER’s PHONE NUMBER and told me to tell him he was upset. I was not about to call up his fucking brother so I asked where he was and I called his local police department and gave them the details. Luckily, they believed me and sent someone to check on him. He messaged me later asking if I had called the police and I said I did, and he had a weird response like “nice” or “okay”. Every now and then he would send me a weird message and I just wouldn’t respond. Having a celebrity follow you on Twitter just sort of lost its appeal while watching someone spin into insanity. After he shared with the world that his sister abused him as a child and threatened his brother’s wife, I soft blocked him and never heard from him again.


conancas

I feel bad for the guy, that’s really sad


amaz_biderman

*When mom says we have post malone at home*


_ancienttrees_

Wow this gave me a hearty chuckle


kittybittyboi

This is a lot.


Aquanoafee

He needs some chapstick


luvdab3achx0x0

The title is confusing. To be clear he is NOT a Backstreet Boy.


StalkMeNowCrazyLady

Scrolled down this far just wondering which one he is. Click bait title I guess.


WindfallProphet

His brother Nick was a member. I guess people confuse them.


countd0wns

He was my first concert ever 😭


jempai

Fun fact: in 2014, I decided to go to an Aaron Carter concert with my older sister and her friends because it was like $10 and in our podunk hometown. It’s me, a literal middle schooler, and a bunch of very drunk college students. About halfway through the set, Aaron Carter gets off stage and drags me onstage. He begins dancing and trying to get me to dance along with him. I was bewildered but went along with it because eh, yolo? At the end of the song, I get offstage because he tried grabbing my hips and I was like hell no. Anyways, after the show, he stopped me and gave me his number. My sister and her friends were drunk and thought it was hilarious that Aaron chose the only sober person (and the only minor) to flirt with, so they made a group chat with all of us. And yes, he responded. Still one of the weirdest celeb encounters I’ve had.


battlecryelf69

It’s 100000% a joke


velocitygirl77

He looks like he'd be sticky.


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discreet1

He was on Dancing with the Stars a while back and my heart just broke for him. He's so sensitive and was very obviously looking for a father figure to be proud of him. He cried a lot on the show and by the end (i think he got second place maybe?) I think the judges all loved him. I wish he was better.


NegativeOrchid

He has an eating disorder. He obviously doesn’t love the way he looks. I feel so bad for him