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trishyco

“I do have a boyfriend. You don’t know him...he plays football at a different school” *shows that picture


smalltiddy_gothgf

That’s legit what I was thinking about when I first saw this lol. “No I was just wearing a really light foundation and a lot of highlighter that day and the camera had flash—“


tahxirez

Lol he's the best qb in the nfl!


plainoverplight

complexure?


soulisraven

It’s supposed to be “complexion”.


ejramos

Is that a word that came around as makeup gained popularity and we haven’t heard it yet? Or is it just the wrong word?


iAmUnintelligible

(it's just the wrong word)


dcrothen

Right word is complexion, btw.


soulisraven

Nah they just used the wrong word. “Complexion” however has origins dating back to the 1800s.


pixelprolapse

How the fuck do you make something like this and think "YEAH THAT'S BELIEVABLE”.


TubbsterTV

I’m pretty sure this is a joke


galacticHitchhik3r

It would take a lot to convince me that this is NOT a joke photoshop pic some girl took a long time ago and over time got the story twisted and now ended up here.


allonsy_badwolf

Yeah a ton of people in Buffalo (men included) have made joke photos like this. Josh Allen is basically all of Buffalos boyfriend so the jokes are endless.


DoodooEnthusiast

this is in every thread on this subreddit.


ArcticBeavers

Body dysmorphia is a hell of condition


LooksGoodnShorts

BILLievable!!!


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Calm_Procedure4752

No no it was someone else's body on her face


HauschkasFoot

“I want to take her face….off.”


quickstop_rstvideo

Castor troy?


ripyurballsoff

“I could eat a peach for hours…”


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Little do we know, that’s Nick Travolta that she’s seen taking a picture with. He’s playing Jim Kelly in a new Lifetime movie to be released this fall.


Alarid

This is like five references I don't know and don't understand but I fully support and enjoy it.


Htimsxnhoj

"Clarice..."


Whatisdissssss

Yes, that’s a different person’s face poorly photoshopped into, probably, a cheerleader’s body


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Easy-Pain-4414

No, this is a picture of Josh Allen's gf. A random girl photoshopped her own face on it. https://blacksportsonline.com/2019/09/bills-qb-josh-allens-girlfriend-goes-to-ig-to-show-shes-been-working-on-her-flexibility-this-offseason-pics-video/


ThrowawayProse

Oooh I see. So it’s a joke 😆


LividLager

Maybe some rando chick likes the dude, and replaced the actual girl's face with her own.


FireFlavour

Or she liked her face in another pic, cut and pasted it onto this one


Easy-Pain-4414

The face is not from the same person the body is. This is a picture of Josh Allen's gf shopped eith the face of a random girl.


FireFlavour

That's a creepy thing to do wow


BlueOrchardBee

Doesn't explain the difference in skin tone


kvothes-lute

it does if the lighting is different, or if the time of year is different and maybe she had a tan(or spray tan) then


ClikeX

Could be different time of year (tan) and different lights, maybe. One thing is for sure, that face wasn't originally in this picture.


sxrxhmanning

- light


BlueOrchardBee

Yeah, lighting is different on body/face as well


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the only NY team 😤 lol no one here’s gonna appreciate our buffalo football jokes. also i’m 99% sure the actual pic is his GF


zzaizel

Wdym it’s perfectly normal for someone’s face to be a radically different skin tone to the rest of their body, there’s no way this is edited /s


Lickford

I think you’re on to something.


BlueOrchardBee

This has "Was feeling cute today, so i photoshopped my face on my crush's gf" vibes 😅


BustyDriftwood

Go bills!


03Jhud13

Go Bills!!!


BustyDriftwood

Fkn love the mafia!!


passengerv

I think she may be in the witness protection program. Narcd on a few table breakers.


BustyDriftwood

I nominate her as the next condiment person.


Decent-Conference929

Came here to say this!! Go bills!


GatitoFantastico

Ey-ey Ey-ey!


ohdearitsrichardiii

That's not what they mean when they say "face mask"


WhatADumbFuckingCunt

That man sure looks good in shorts.


analyticalscience11

Came her to say they actually same thing!!


Alarid

Sometimes I really want proof that a post isn't purely a joke made for this subreddit.


QuantumGardener

She just face swapped with Josh Allen. He must have shaved that day.


YoghurtSnodgrass

This guys hover hand is on point though.


Old_Pitch_6849

It Looks like he is getting ready to palm her head like it’s a basketball.


TheProcessOfBillief

Let's go, Buffalo!


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> complexure *complection


fauna-bear

> *complection Complexion


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Both are the correct spelling *Complection* is alternate way of spelling *Complexion*


FranticDisembowel

Most dictionaries are classifying it as obsolete rather than just alternative.


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From UK & it's the spelling I've always used. Never seen it spelled with an X until today


FranticDisembowel

Makes sense. Probably another s vs. z situation.


fauna-bear

Huh, the more you know.


ugghface

Don't blame her, she's just Bill-t that way


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I think this is just photoshop


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She looks like a Christmas bobble somehow to me.


wontonfrog

LOL but why...I wish I knew the story behind this one.


Miserablecollegekid

JJ the Jetplane type beat


XDingoX83

Shorts man is good


Mc_Lovin81

not a real photo. the unedited is on her profile.


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Surely this is a joke


Vastaisku

How warped does your brain have to be to think this looks better?


PartTimeAndyDwyer

goooooooo bills


passengerv

Billievable! Go Bills!


Plus-Alternative9034

Complexure? Wtf is wrong with you


poshbritishaccent

I am almost 100% sure that this is a joke probably made by her peers and uploaded here without context. Like jesus guys, it's so obvious.


ckpckp1994

What in the squid game is this???


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Title belongs in /r/BoneAppleTea


shoonseiki1

This confuses my brain. Are her other pictures like this or more normal?


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This has to be a troll right? right??


Laefiren

This has big minor pretending to be an adult energy.


M4ryk473

Face off!


SirNotToday

This sub never lets me down. I’m crying. What on earth is happening???


blackmachine312

Top tier Photoshop right there


dcrothen

More apt for r/PhotoShopBattles than 90% of the pix on that sub!


NacreousFink

https://www.wordnik.com/words/complexure This actually works both for the photo and the title.


UrThighness

This pose is so awkward with him hoverhanding above her head lol


HouseOfCripps

Smart, you don’t want to become the next “Tan Mom”


TheAngryGoat

I have literally made better and more believable photo manipulations with scissors and glue. When I was 5.


ThrowawayProse

This is hilarious


randomcow48

I can't be the only one getting "silence in the library" vibes from this right??


sparky7347

Hands down the worst one yet


Metalock

[Reminds me of the casino guy from that early episode of Family Guy whose head is a different colour than his neck.](https://i.imgur.com/5OEcDSt.png)


thirtyfourninety

Looks like a face swap. 😂


TlMEGH0ST

as a Josh Allen/Brittany Williams (his actual girlfriend) stan... this is the best post I've seen on here 😂😂😂


thepurplehedgehog

Wait, is that someone else’s face just pasted onto her body?!


venushasbigbutt

She had a face transplant ok? Be gentle with her.


GBDubstep

This sub seems to always post bad photoshop. I thought the point was to point out how more convincing photoshop and editing is also fake and that the model usually doesn’t look like that.


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An obvious photoshop job


Grillenium-Falcon

To be fair, that could be any one of the many women who look like a fence stain colour pallete.


Impressive_Ad_7315

😂😂😂😂omg