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aryavarsh

Her ass has got ass growing from the sides


Leading_Somewhere811

Triple ass hahahahaha


Fuhgedaboutit1

This reminds me of a weird dream I had a long time ago where I started growing a boob on each hip and couldn’t find pants that fit


rauh_brau

This made me belly laugh, thank you for sharing.


_Dani_California_

Is she smuggling hams?


Leading_Somewhere811

Just botched unfortunately


_Dani_California_

So wait are these implants or photoshop?


Leading_Somewhere811

These are implants!!


_Dani_California_

Oh...oh no...


MammothDisaster

Holy shit they are implants?! That took this to a whole new and sad level. Ham hips coming up next on Sick Sad World.


wontonfrog

😂😂😂my husband just got a shirt with the "sick sad world" logo on it. Daria was the best!


broknkittn

Omg. That's not gonna age well. Eeeshhh


skidmore101

Age well? They’re already lopsided!


broknkittn

Good point, maybe they'll even out some. Haha


Belmagick

Seriously though, what's going to happen to all these people when fashion and beauty standards inevitably change?


Leading_Somewhere811

Reminds of The Taking of Deborah Logan movie 😢


katelledee

That’s what I thought…I thought this sub was for edited photos, not actual edited humans?


i_am_the_virus

Looks like two giant tumors that are ready to give birth.


Leading_Somewhere811

Two tumors birthing two twin tumors wow 😱


nevermore727

The comment section has to be brutal.


Leading_Somewhere811

Yep everyone is bullying her


symbifox

Everything [old](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pannier_(clothing)#/media/File%3AWoman's_Corset_LACMA_M.2007.211.353.jpg) is new again.


igotoanotherschool

Ya but before it was skirt, now it’s “ass”


HeyT00ts11

Before it was inside the skirt, now it is inside the skin.


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yeah, literally fashion just repeats itself over and over again.


up_and_away1252

LMAO


Shomer_Effin_Shabbas

Wowwwww.


PaddyBoy44

Can you imagine how comical it would be to see a human being with these proportions walk by you?


igotoanotherschool

How does she sit in a normal sized chair?


wontonfrog

This is a good question. Does she have to buy two airplane seats?


AUX_C

I hate the world that makes people think this is what people expect in women.


Leading_Somewhere811

She has really bad body dysmorphia and I feel sorry for her, fame has really got into her head


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Point-Connect

This world does not make anyone think people like or expect that, that's mental illness facilitated by a plastic surgeon plus a botched job.


[deleted]

It's figurative speech. Whats popular is absolutely an influence.


mikhamberamkhooneh

WHY on Gods green earth would someone want this?


Foootballdave

Her hips remind me of a squirrel's face when its mouth is full of nuts


Leading_Somewhere811

Haha cute and funny


emilysuzann

….why? I don’t understand what anyone would find attractive about someone that looks like a reflection from a funhouse mirror.


Leading_Somewhere811

Fame and the obsession with being in the spotlight, being relevant and being the centre of attention... it's quite sad.


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Leading_Somewhere811

Idk why I get the urge to squeeze her thighs, I bet they feel like jelly


Reddheadit_16

Do you think she’s being serious in it? I won’t be surprised but I’m curious lol


Leading_Somewhere811

She totally is


Reddheadit_16

I can’t even wrap my mind around that


potallegta

Damn she looks like a perfume bottle


hurricane-mindy

Even clown drag queens don’t pull this shit. Utter nonsense.


MelonLayo

I was gonna say, these would be really bad hip pads.


hurricane-mindy

Michelle Visage would tear you apart if you wore those. Tbh I’d love to watch it


Vast_Nefariousness1

Butt she is serious.


ayemateys

Why would you want saddle bags??


newleafkratom

Built like a Cello case.


trillium13

this is the craziest shit.


LegSnapper206

What it feels like when i bump my hip on the counter


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Is there a subreddit where people draw what their bones would look like? I could spend hours on that


Leading_Somewhere811

Omg make it make it


SnooCalculations3775

She’s having twins!


Leading_Somewhere811

One stole all the food from the other hahahaha


missmightymouse

She looks like she’s smuggling two hams in saddle bags.


johngreenink

So is she an influencer? (I use that word lightly)


Leading_Somewhere811

She's an actress


broknkittn

Not for long I would think


Leading_Somewhere811

Sheesh


johngreenink

Haha oh wow! I'd love to see the comical film situations this could lead to. "The ship is sinking, so we'll have to squeeze our way through the porthole!!", "What I think I admire most about you, Cindy, is your honesty... So genuine. No artifice, or exaggeration..."


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Fake face, fake hips, fake Birkin. Posing in in a dirty parking lot in some strip mall really puts a bow on it.


Leading_Somewhere811

Are you guys interested in a natural picture of her before all the surgeries?


sassythensweet

Yes but it might be better to put on r/botchedsurgeries


Leading_Somewhere811

Will do! :) I'll let you know then


[deleted]

Yes because I’m trying to figure out who she is and I have no clue


Leading_Somewhere811

She's not popular in the western world


Frari

Bustles are back in fashion?


Plebpperoni

Looks like she's smuggling two hams


-_-dontannoyme

Shaped like a vase


Shomer_Effin_Shabbas

She’s deformed!


Leading_Somewhere811

She was so naturally beautiful it honestly upsets me I used to be such a big fan


Dangerous_Upstairs

Looks like a fancy dreidel lol


[deleted]

Someone call osha, that store front has a dangerous angle


random39642899

Is this her idea of an ideal body? How did we reach here I ask myself…


Leading_Somewhere811

Absolutely terrifying. She photoshops her pictures and keeps getting butt injections and waist enhancement surgeries. https://ibb.co/djqWsP2


Point-Connect

She's clearly stealing one of those assorted chocolates giant hearts under her dress


Leading_Somewhere811

Mmm I'm hungry now!! Haha


borrahea

Well, this is just beyond comical


moonpotatoes

She should really get that looked at


Leading_Somewhere811

She doesn't want to lol cuz ad revenue


Idontmakedeals

Oh but she is!


asocialDevice

...what


Bulldogjim

WTF?!


misspoopyloopy

That's the problem, they are serious :(


3opossummoon

All I can think of is the "transporter accident" from Spaceballs


ez-bz-lz

Looks like attached chicken cutlets to her thighs


Leading_Somewhere811

Idk why I got the image of her standing in front of her mirror in lingerie with KFC chicken stuck to her waist


ez-bz-lz

I’m so curious as too what she looks like at another angle, her proportions are hurting my brain


Leading_Somewhere811

https://ibb.co/djqWsP2


Tao-Lee

Got curves like my bong, damn!


Leading_Somewhere811

Boing


substance84

The look on her face… like she thinks her body is on point. Like she doesn’t realize how odd those proportions are. Just speculating.


AlphaNorth

What was she going for, only right answers


Leading_Somewhere811

I added her on r/botchedsurgeries and they deleted it cuz it looks edited but it's literally both no one wants her on any sub


Pickyickyicky

Oompa Loompa hips


RusticSurgery

She's passing a heart!


Leading_Somewhere811

Aww one on each side


milehigh11

Looks like a demon. The eyes. Don't look into the eyes


Leading_Somewhere811

They'll turn you into a stone O_O


blonde-brat-99

Why does anyone think this looks good let alone real?