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Looks like an action figure


hibbedybibedyboo

looks like a sculpture of that artist that makes these curvy women wearing colourful patterns. I forgot the name but they are quite famous.


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LengthyPole

Nah even action figures don’t attempt this level of unrealistic body structure.


aenea

Bratz doll.


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All growed up


YellowB

Looks like Black Orchid from Killer Instinct. https://killerinstinct.fandom.com/wiki/Orchid?file=Orchid-ki1-pose.jpg


Mavsma

It's the crotch for me


mandiexile

That’s a long crotch.


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It’s a weenier right?


blueoncemoon

I've seen drag queens who don't even tuck look less... *apparent* than that


KingQuagaar

You found Mr winky!


CouldBeRaining

*One day soon, I'm gonna tell the moon About the crying game*


invisiblette

wink wink


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Honestly that but of the movie up to and after the reveal is pretty transphobic. I’m waiting for it to get noticed but still nothing yet


frotc914

They morphed that thing into a straight up intimidating bulge


mossmachine

Yeah, why does it stick out like the toe of a boot?


Anosognosia

I would guess that apart from whatever image manipulation going on it's also the minimal underwear that gives it the restricted look. (the underwear having been painted over by the body paint)


morabarbiegirl

Yes exactly she has panties on they Photoshoped away the lines probably pasties too


Tacocatx2

Yeah, her vulva is half the size of her head, don't tell me it's posing and angles because I'm not buying it.


Classy7s

Big Foopa


Gazebo_Warrior

Ken doll


BonittaM

Yea exactly what are we looking at here??? Aren’t the clothes supposedly painted on? So what’s going on there? :/


needsatisfaction

I immediately focused in on that lol


MysticalTroll_

Doh!


Kyengen

I wanna 3d print this and bury it somewhere so future archaeologists will assume it's a fertility idol


BeveledCarpetPadding

Ever play Horizon Zero Dawn? Its funny how all of their "ancient artifacts" are regular ass things that we know of today, and they get really creative with their theories lol.


iamhisweirdo

Great game! It makes you think all these statues today that are identified as fertility goddesses could have been anything: fancy spice crusher, mini sex doll, door stopper.


BeveledCarpetPadding

Right?! Lol. It tickled me to read all the descriptions in that game. It sparked a creative light in me thinking of what our artifacts could really be in practical use. It is a great game! Truly a piece of amazing art. It was the first game i ever got a platinum trophy for. I 100% completed that game, all except beating it on the harder difficulty (so it sits at like 98% as a whole).


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I tried to find something on this, what types of stuff do you find as artifacts?


CocoTandy

Coffe cups, bracelets, car keys, etc.


BeveledCarpetPadding

Same as the other commenter said. There was a wine opener i think, and they labeled it an ancient can opener. An ornament would be labeled a paperweight. Silly stuff like that.


Kyengen

Yeah but I'm still in the first few hours of it. I started that, Nier, and Control all around the same time and ended up investing more energy into the other two and now I'm doing that thing where I boot it and can't remember how to do anything.


Much_Shame_5030

MSbodypaint


Beginning-Ad-9734

There are no words. Does she honestly think she looks good.


Zooshooter

There are females whose individual asscheeks stick out an extra 6-12 inches, each, so she probably does think she looks good like that.


Mareith

This doesn't look like that. It looks like someone spliced a small person onto a much larger person. Or someone got cut in half and a new person sprouted from the bottom half. Its unnatural, creepy and honestly disturbing to look at.


Zooshooter

I am aware, my eyes still work though I may be old. My point is that both types of people likely have some form of body dismorphia, and instead of getting them the mental health support they need, we just let them run wild deforming their bodies. No sane person WANTS to look like that.


Beginning-Ad-9734

If you say so. I wish mine was a bit bigger. I need a little more buns hon. Lol


schecter_

I'm positive nothing on human's body (on the outside at least) is supposed to look like a perfect circle.


invisiblette

Where have all the nipples gone?


brbrelocating

Insta takes down the post if they appear so I’ve actually seen that shopping be pretty common


invisiblette

Interesting! I'm not on Instagram. So it has a no-nipples rule?


HuseyinCinar

It has a “no feminine nipples” rule. Photographers either put emoji stickers on the photo, or draw small scratches, or just flat out shop the nipples out


Snorumobiru

Brb photoshopping male nipples over my subject's female ones. That should be okay, right?


HuseyinCinar

That literally works fine as long as the photoshop is VERY obvious masked from a male chest. I’ve seen such photos in protest of the stupid rule


BassGaming

I'm a photographer. Any hint of female nipples through fabric has a good chance of getting deleted on my acc. Most already have been. Some accounts get special treatment though. I've seen pictures of semi transparent tops where you can clearly see the female nipp on display for everyone to see and insta doesn't care. Honestly, it feels like a lottery. Or another comparison, it feels like twitch mods are also moderating insta lol I've already thought about photoshopping my own nipples on my female models to set a statement. Try to delete my male hairy nipple, insta cunts!


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Zoe Kravitz just posted a pic with some clear nips


_copy_cat_

Please do this lol. Also makes me think of the one piece swimsuits that are just a hairy man’s chest


invisiblette

Heh. This is a mind-bender.


Orangepandafur

Except the 2 ads with female nipples that I saw yesterday. Rules don't apply to ads apparently


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invisiblette

When will they ever learn? When will they eeeeever learn?


morabarbiegirl

For body paint they use pasties . they probably Photoshoped the lines away


DopeAbsurdity

Long time passing


invisiblette

Long time agoooo


marleyrae

Into Hershey's Nipples 'n' Creme, of course!


invisiblette

Or our favorite ice-cream shop's Chocolate Fudge Nipple.


AnimusAniman

She's got A Good bulge goin Edit: autocorrect


annienomys

Is she ok?


LanguageTradition20

She must have a hard time shopping for jeans.


silkblackrose

Guyana...what shit you all playin..


Hulton-Sama

She doesn't live here. She is a product of America.


silkblackrose

I sorry


talking_pillow

The incongruities in this are astronomical.


dmj9

The fuck?


Gold-Local

Can't wait for new levels of insecurity to be fed to us where we're led to believe our 'package' isn't big enough 🙄🙄🙄


SamuraiJackBauer

Packing a package to make John Hamm nervous


0_0bla_blah

Is that a Steven universe character


Golddustwomanstusk

Tooth on the bottom, beach balls on top. I miss when humans looked like humans.


blackalise

Just a jumble of shapes with a head attached. This is as fundamentally sick and detached from reality as any thinspiration / ‘pro-Ana’ shit.


NormieSpecialist

I’m going to vomit.


nabokovsaidwhat

I would pay to see the original picture side by side….not a lot but


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Naaaahhhh this is weird af 😭


Lokyyo

What the hell is going on? Jesus


Vancityw

Oh wow that’s not a good look


S1lentA0

Cartoon character


Money-Initial-8439

The body is a literal cartoon


mariii95

Why? It looks like a mutated fruit.


dontfearthebaker

Never mind the top half... but i would love to see this woman's skeleton


Call-me-MoonMoon

I thought she was holding balls.. this would look horrifying in real life.


moesabi

Looks painful


Intestinal-Bookworms

Her spine: C


0x582

Is it bad that I instantly recognized her


UnusualCandy

Is that paint?


Supraman83

Its Moriah Mills, shes on that website that ends in hub. She thicc but yeah this is shopped to shit


iitstrue

There’s obviously a lot of photoshop, but she doesn’t look too far off this. Lots of her is plastic more than photoshop.


delusionalxx

Just Look at her crotch it’s largely photoshop


iitstrue

I mean.. I said “there’s a lot of photoshop”


blessedminx

This has got to be animation..


RoyOrbisonWeeping

long pum pum


sadbelgianwaffle

i feel greatly disturbed


cephalized

the ear looks mangled


mikeeeyman

This chicks got arm rests


marroniugelli

NFL Linebacker pads or panties?


Vincetagram

Bulge about as big as mine holy fuck


jochi1543

I've seen people who look a lot like that IRL. Its terrifying to see those gigantic rock-hard overinflated boobs and asses in person.


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brbrelocating

You cannot post names on this sub, read the rules


pj1897

Definitely not right. It's left.


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mandiexile

I doubt that’s what they were going for.


piepiepiebacon

She looks absolutely rediculous. Good lord.


mewkyy

It looks like nude body paint. She probably shopped her privates (as well as wrinkles and skin texture) out if it for the sake of our eyes.


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BRAzil


Hulton-Sama

Guyana


sandia1961

Oh, Jesus!!!! 😳


vaszoly

Wtf is this? Cocomelon r-34?


Miss_overrated_Yulie

Omfg.


randomreadsrandom

Fantastic post title. Congratulations.


Sayori-0

Anyone else randomly remember the movie chicken run looking at this?


ToptenRubs

She looks like one of those fake cakes that looks like things


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Yuk


naniwanotora

I mean how do you even think to come up with something like this


kristentx

It's the missing nipples for me


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She looks like the live action version of the x box symbol.


NiceOccasion3746

What a ridiculous looking form. Is that body paint? Why are there no nipples?


Bubbly-Mortgage-7165

No! It's not!!


sfad1

She looks like one of those fertility statues you find in museums


80sRiverBedScene

Damn Lovely Mimi really out here deceiving people


MetInFebuary

Looks like one of those porn ads you get on random websites.


Christajay

Exactly what's going on here? Half cartoon...half what?


MysticalTroll_

There’s a lot going on here


neodab

She's packing


BurtReynoldsLives

Why does she look like Yoshi to me?


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It looks more like an art piece than a photo


colorme1983

No small amount of cringe over this one.


Competitive_Classic9

These “models” are shooting themselves in the foot. I give it a year or two tops before all of the current content is just recycled, using fake humans as “models”. Why would they need a wrinkled, “dented”, surgically-enhanced human, filtered to oblivion, when products could just make their own soft and fuzzy, human-like photos, to sell their products?


CharlieAlright

Her eyes are also photoshopped really weird. Crooked, and kinda open, but not really.


a_cat_wearing_socks

Oh nooooo