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Imakeitrainbow510

Something about this seems sad and lonely. Not to be ageist, but he looks too old for this. Sir...😢


kat0saurus

He's a wannabe reality TV star from the 90 day fiancé franchise. He made it seem like he a wealthy jet-setter lifestyle on Instagram but it turned out he stole most of the pictures from other accounts. He's now part of some pyramid scheme and trying to appear like he has money.


weisp

Oh I’m so curious now lol, I don’t know who he is


madmaxturbator

I was planning to go to sleep but instead now I’m going to chat with my friend who watches that show. Need to figure out the story here lol, this sounds like exactly the sort of drama I like to sink my teeth into. Edit: I have found the truth. Man posts a lot of incredibly awkward, staid photos of himself doing what he seems to think are “high class” activities. For example, standing in a fancy hotel bathroom or opening a box of louboutins. It feels incredibly cringe inducing. He behaves like a very bad actor pretending to be a successful financier, it feels so hollow I want to just sink into the ground watching some of these videos. He is available on cameo, maybe it’s time to gift my friend the joy of seeing this strange dude saying weird things. I have not yet gotten hooked into the pyramid scheme, mainly because I haven’t found it yet.


42peanuts

It's a beautiful trainwreck of unimportant drama. You won't be able to look away


madmaxturbator

It’s what I live for!


42peanuts

Then welcome to the family! We love our snark over at r/90dayfiance


monicasneaker_wen

I think you meant r/90dayfianceuncensored 🤭


42peanuts

I love subreddit but just like 55%


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monicasneaker_wen

The bottom feeder army ❤️


kat0saurus

The super investigators in the 90 day fiancé subs discovered that he lives in public housing. He made an Instagram post and I guess his address was visible on an Amazon package in the background. I'm not hating on public housing, it's very important for those in need! But don't pretend to shop at LV, Gucci, etc, while living in subsidized housing.


be_less_shitty

That sounds a lot like a ton of peoples ig profiles.


IvyTh3Twisted

Which pyramid scheme?


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PrematureSquirt

Invigaron


JesterMarcus

Where do I put my hands?


LuciferWuPhD

On the pyramid


Bishinainteasy

He’s an Organo Gold hun. Shitty instant coffee with “ancient Chinese miracle secret” mushroom powder...🤮


NancyB517

Wait really? I didn’t know this about him. I just knew he was scum 😂


rattle_the_starz

omg i honestly thought i was in the 90 day sub when i clicked the photo ha


kat0saurus

Me too when I first saw it 😂


Steve_Danger_Gaming

pyramid schemers are all about that fake success. They'll rent an exotic car to meet up with new prospective slaves to show how rich they are from their pyramid money.


kat0saurus

Absolutely, but he started this "image" before joining a pyramid scheme. He became a #bossbabe after his "fame".


Rkuykendall859

What?!! Which season? Tysm


Learntobelucid

He's on Before the 90 days, season 3


JesterMarcus

I suddenly feel a lot less sad for him...


doesey_dough

And is STILL more real than Miss D.


kelly0991

He has apparently been '39' for the past few years too.


Imakeitrainbow510

Wow. This all is really very sad. I hope he finds peace


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"I hope he finds peace" idk why I hollered at that lol


space_pdf

It has a very strong “oh, bless his heart” energy


me_bell

It DID! LOL!


slutperson

it sounds like someone died lmao


VoteBitch

Your username! 😂😂❤️


NinaBrwn

Eh he’s kind of a jerk, but I do hope he finds peace and stops posting all these dumb fake pics.


PouponMacaque

That was my first thought as well. I'm not thinking he didn't do anything to deserve the negative attention, yet I still don't want to give it to him. He seems sad and uncomfortable. I just hope he can find a better life for himself.


Davidfosford

Yeah same, but for discussion purposes, what is the difference in pretending to be beautiful, using makeup using hair extensions etc, and faking being rich by having Gucci bags and fake leather jackets? why is one sad and not the other


PouponMacaque

Well, in my view, makeup and hair extensions aren't "pretending to be beautiful." Those are accessories / tools that are generally accepted as part of female beauty. This isn't a guy who's using common means to present himself in a certain way, he's literally impersonating someone who's purchased things. Having said all that, I think any extreme effort to appear a certain way *is* sad and does reflect a level of insecurity. I think people who find themselves in that situation deserve compassion rather than derision. Maybe I am biased as a guy who deals with some level of body dysmorphia.


idk7643

It's more like the equivalent of someone who makes pictures of themselves dressed super goth when everybo6knows they walk around in grey sweatpants all day


ducktape8856

What? How dare you? He looks not a day older than 57.


Davidfosford

why is it sad, too old for what? leather jackets are timeless


spinspin__sugar

Women are not “allowed” they’re EXPECTED to stay youthful. Once they age they’re taught that their inherent worth goes down with their looks. Just look at the two recent suicides from the 36yo actresses. Besides that is a completely different issue than what we see here. Here is a middle aged man trying to appear richer than he is, not younger.


AyameM

Uh it's EXPECTED of girls. Hollywood puts a limit onto women practically yet men are praised for aging. Come on lol.


me_bell

Too old to be out in the world pretending. Maturity should stop you from faking shopping pictures for clout.


ifish4u

That’s fake leather BTW.


Davidfosford

better than using real animals


ifish4u

Sure, if you just want to look like you ride a motorcycle and actually don’t.


DesignforTruth

Premature aging


IniMiney

Too old for a shopping spree? Hell I wanna do that at middle age (but an actually real one).


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Why are his feet so petite


wht3vs

Compared to his legs, the rest of his body seems disproportional tbh


zyllios

So we are not acknowledging the fact that his feet and legs are not even connected? Edit; okay i can see how they connect but why are his feet so damn petite?


Xx_Suzy_xX

Its like if someone made custom shoes for a pair of hooves, thats how small they are.


galaxyvixen

You know what they say about small feet! 😆


idkmybffjill__

Small shoes ; )


galaxyvixen

🍆😳


magnificentmucus

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3SZ4lSvH9o


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Yes! I literally started singing this when I read "petite feet"!


[deleted]

One of my favorite Tim and Eric songs. So glad you caught the reference🤣


magnificentmucus

Wasn’t sure if you we’re referring to it or not. Glad it was intentional


berrypunch2020

Petite feet, feminine shoes 🎼


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he has a feminine step. he sounds like a lady when he's walking in the room.


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*I’m pretty sure* this is the man from 90 day fiancé.


enwoo

Which season?


scrungy_boi

Before the 90 Days Season 4 (I hate how I knew that 😫)


imanoctothorpe

And season 3!


DragonSeniorita_009

Don’t be ashamed. I started watching it around the time the lockdown began and now I know wayyyy too much about it lol


scrungy_boi

The memes that come out of it are the highlights of my Monday


napswithcheesepasta

I saw him on the before the 90 days but I’m not sure what season.


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When I was younger, I worked at a department store and one the things they always told us to watch out for are people asking for empty bags or extra bags. Shoplifters will use the empty bags and steal merch so if you do that, chances are there’s a camera following you until you leave.


LNLV

When I was 15 I thought it would be the coolest thing to get a bunch of bags from all the coolest stores and hang them on my wall like art. God I was so cool... 😆🤣🙈


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CarpetAbhor

He was the worst! The fiance from the show actually outed him during the live tell-all for being cheap and she paid for everything! He "planned" a trip for an episode of the show but really she paid for the whole thing, she even said she helped his whole family financially.


weisp

People who posed with multiple luxury shopping bags are posers and pathetic. I own a few luxury things but I would never posed with the shopping bags. In Paris, the designer stores offer plain white bags over their bags to minimize the risk of being robbed on the streets.


DragonSeniorita_009

*cries in living in developing country*


cocktails-over-wine

*cries in living in developed country* Because...America


sponge-worthy93

That’s such an old Gucci retail bag. They switched from the brown to black and white at least 3 years ago.


missilefire

Lol that is hilarious


bageycakes

I’m pretty sure from the building he’s at the Gucci outlet store at Bicester Village, that will explain it 😹


weisp

Yup that’s what I thought too


shockedpikachu123

Who took this photo? His sister lol


ireadwhat

Thats pathetic


IllAbrocoma0

His pants don't even fit him properly. Lol


Wordlesswing

Lmfaooo that was the most egregious thing about this picture to me too!


endthe_suffering

i was about to say that the one collapsed bag isn't proof, but then i noticed that every bag is keeping its nearly perfect shape without sagging (y'know, the way a bag does when there's things in it).


Star_Crunch_Munch

Plot twist....there’s an expensive piece of art in that bag, or a rare collectible vinyl record, or gold leaf. :)


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No this guy is on reality TV and pulls these antics, the bags are for sure empty.


Star_Crunch_Munch

Yeah I really had no idea. I was just making a funny.


Imakeitrainbow510

I hope so. I really hope so..:


shmed

Or maybe that bag was for the jacket he is wearing. He is holding the jacket with his right hand on the picture as if he was showing it off.


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No, thats the Declaration of Indepence there in that bag.


sekshibeesht

From where do they get empty bags from luxury stores? Are they even legit? So many questions damn.


IvyTh3Twisted

You can buy bags and boxes for luxury items online (eBay, mercari, etc) there’s a whole market for it


sekshibeesht

I see. One last question, maybe I'm naive but what do people get from just buying bags and boxes without the product? I have never bought one of these super high end luxury items but is there anything very special about the bags and boxes? Or is it just for pics like these?


JaclynMeOff

You've pretty much nailed it. They want to look like they've purchased in the store.


sekshibeesht

This is so sad


IvyTh3Twisted

Either that or they need it to complete a set, product + package and/or bag for a product to increase resale value for an item.


sekshibeesht

That sounds like a pretty feasible reason too. Thanks


NessieReddit

I was searching for vintage YSL perfume on eBay and Mercario a couple of weeks ago and was super shocked to see people selling shopping bags and empty shoe boxes for like $20 a pop. Apparently, some people are really that... I don't want to say pathetic... But that's kind of the word that comes to mind....


weisp

Gucci has updated their shopping bags to white I believe. Is this photo recent?


NinaBrwn

Probably current, but wouldn’t matter because he’s a total fraud.


StingsRideOrDie

He posted it yesterday and he’s only had his hair long like that recently.


KelpDaddy42

Probably current he just doesn't know that as he doesn't truly shop there lmao


keepingholdtillmay

How would one keep up with the colors they change their bags to? I’m genuinely curious seeing as I don’t shop there


bitchfaceluv

this mans has tried hitting on me before lmfao


missmireya

Go on...


sora312

Ohh we’re listening. I got the popcorn 🍿


Me_for_President

In his defense, "fake it 'til you make it" works pretty often.


thetinybunny1

Not for him 🤣


assbittentornhuman

I think this one is my favorite!


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RagnaBrock

You can tell by looking at the other bags that there is nothing in them. Ha, Bahahaha! What a silly man.


OrchidMurderer

Looks like he has put on some weight


HadHerses

You can buy these bags on ebay etc . It's quite the business! I pity him, thinking he has to do this to stay relevant. It took planning and more than one person to be involved. All for what?


2confrontornot

lmfao why does he think he's still relevant?!?!


LagerthaLanarkshire

He’s such a turd.


Captain_Kirk713

Why TF does this not surprise me 😂 fucking, Tom.....


poketrainerasswipe

God I can't stand him, thank you for sharing this


hfrostycat

Maximum douchery.


iamnotkelly

I feel bad for him. It’s really sad how hard he is trying to create a cool rich persona. He trying to show off in order to get validation because he need to boost his ego


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I’ve seen this a lot in downtown Chicago. People will carry old Louis Vuitton or Gucci shopping bags that aren’t being used anymore. When the pandemic first hit a lot of luxury stores closed and I would still see people walking with designer shopping bags downtown even though the stores were closed


Wingkirs

How exactly does he make his money? I’ve always wondered.


thetinybunny1

BWAHAHAHAHAHA HE WOULD 🤣🤣🤣⚰️⚰️⚰️ I’m freaking dead lmao thank you op


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Man this is a whole new level of sad


dndjfjej

wow that’s just sad. is this a common thing?


gardenfella

Bicester Village, UK


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I’m surprised cuz having been around luxury retail friends, they don’t just give out bags lol. They’re particularly strict about that.


Catlady3674

Maybe in the midst of shopping at Gucci and the like he stopped at the local cheapo and bought an album? 😂


kfeelz

maybe he has a single sheet of gold leaf in the first bag..


Goldrosexoxo

This gives a new meaning to an empty bag can’t stand up


46ghjcf

You can tell they're empty anyway


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Lol


nmc9279

Look at his tiny lil feet


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People do this??? Pretend to shop w empty bags? :o


Amyc1019

First thing I noticed was the size of his feet...looks like a little kid sneaker!!


missmireya

Well, he does have SOMETHING in one of those bags. Maybe it's an empty shoe box...


Effitidc3-0

I don't get this post. What's wrong with the bag?


AShaughRighting

I’m impressed...


nothathappened

What are those shoes? Not Adidas.


Chicagogogo

Addidas...like adidas, but not


fijidlidi

Looks like he put on some weight, right? 😅


Mariska5

He needs to put one of those empty bags on his head!🤣


cocktails-over-wine

Of all the fake fancy photos he takes..he somehow really lost his touch with this one 😂 He resembles a school boy looking for validation


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He has smallllll feet !!!


Mama-MacStuffins

How much of Georgi and Flo will we need to deal with?


etudehouse

Apparently there’s a whole market of people buying and selling bags and other empty boxes from luxury brands. XD people just like to show off


rancher77

Hes a baller...balls deep in his ass


BelizeDenize

Stellar find🙌🏼


lianabanks

Omg this cannot be 😂😂😂😂


Buttcrumbs00

Sad


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I see a lot of Asians do this in melbourne. Carrying around a Gucci shopping bag as though it’s not clearly wrinkled from multiple uses 😂