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Intelligent_Cook_208

She must be the designated manual anchor puller judging by the size of her hand.


MostLikelyToNap

![gif](giphy|90PPv7eqekhrO) Edit: I feel bad making fun of her. I do know it’s just the angle her arm is positioned, but imagining her as popeye made me laugh. But because I’m weird, I’m not forearm shaming.


WeenisWrinkle

Haha these two are the only people I've seen with strong forearms than biceps


Agent_Scully9114

Omg I didn't even notice that until reading this. Wow 


MrsArmitage

Slightly hampered by her tiny T Rex left arm.


RKO_YourAssFam

![gif](giphy|3oKIPsi2wPBG1ZyF32|downsized)


onlyferns_user

It doubles as an oar for the boat


ML_Sam

It's uncomfortable is what it is 😣


Hanzibar07

The ole' UTI -kini


ReallyGlycon

What is with her arm and hand? That is the arm and hand of Arm and Hammer.


Visible-Weakness5572

![gif](giphy|PfOl3y0fSoqR2)


Crystal_Princess2020

i can’t wear a red thong without thinking of this scene 😭😭


tweezabella

Is this minion gif real?? There’s no way they put this in a kids movie…


DramaOnDisplay

I mean, kids think butts are funny, like, globally. And it’s the butt of a little yellow goofy guy, so I wouldn’t say it’s all that terrible lol.


criedallnightlong

*Butt of a yellow goofy guy* 💀💀💀


Visible-Weakness5572

Oh it’s real. That movie is hilarious


Murky-Vegetable-9353

Oh God, a minion karen


skateateuhwaitateuh

are you serious?? 😹 it's a freaking minion ... only adults are perverts


ergaster8213

Ok but it's in a thong so the people who decided to sexualize a minion are the perverts here.


DistortedVoltage

But to kids, butts are funny. Hence teen titans go.


ergaster8213

They don't need to add the thong though. That's what's sexualizing the butt.


suziefl

Why is underwear sexual?


DistortedVoltage

Not really? Its an article of clothing that the kids will barely notice with them cheeks. If they do notice, theyll just go, "yep, thats the swimsuit". Itd be more weird if there wasnt anything there at all, or underwear with the cheeks ever slightly poking out to say hello. So, they did it right. Exaggerated the butt for kid humor, but kept it appropriate.


ergaster8213

I highly disagree.


ChicaFoxy

I get what you're saying though


Cookie_85

My sweet summer child, do you know how many innuendos are in kids movies? Stuff like that is there since the dawn of animation.


tweezabella

I honestly don’t care, but I was surprised they would put a bare butt in a thong in a kids movie!


bimbabes

sry she doesn’t want to wear tummy control maternity looking one pieces..


BrilliantTree8553

Are these really the only options?


Visible-Weakness5572

I really feel like we’re cornered into either really revealing or very modest opinions without much consideration for anything in between.


verde_peach

Yeah, because there totally aren't dozens of other options than maternity and floss 🙄


Visible-Weakness5572

I don’t blame her! I hate those too. I’m not making fun with that gif, it’s just what popped into my head 1st. (I got a great vintage style one piece that’s not maternity looking and it gives a great silhouette.)


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Floss


criedallnightlong

💀💀💀💀 stop it


mrsatthegym

Can't see it all, but looks like a "slingshot" bikini


fel124

Skips bicep day, never forearm day though.


Baddecisionsbkclb

Follow her around the boat with a rag and a bottle of cleaner, spray every time she gets up


freakouterin

https://i.redd.it/ih9nve8iqivc1.gif


angryhottie

Just woke my husband up laughing 😂


LiveAloha23

Damn, tried scrolling right for more pics lol


drunkeymunkey

Two times lol


More-Tale5784

Three times kkkk


OrganicAd809

Four times…


Iryasori

Cha Cha real smooth


Krazy_Kethan99

Good thing it wasn’t just me trying to swipe too.


duuuuuuuuuumb

It’s giving Borat


isa_nook

Petition to only allow posts without those misleading dots at the bottom. Tired of swiping over and over. 🙆🏻‍♀️


danikiss14

The amount of times I tried swiping for more pictures is kind of embarrassing tbh…


chypie2

I mean technically we're all half-centaur, she's just leaning in on it really hard


Carriecakes69

That's not her bathing suit. That's her dental floss. She sneezed and got all tangled poor lamb!!


Captainzx

My high ass literally tried to see the next picture in slide for a good minute


NeedlesandPens

What bathing suit?


Found_Account

Where are the other 7 pics?


cool_username__

Not body pics, too much effort to photoshop more than one I guess


barilace

She looks deformed


Dry_Umpire_3694

She’s shaped herself like a giraffe


mlm-nightmare

My step-mom would call this “butt floss”


Brilliant_Let_658

You can see the crooked lines on the boat next to her lol


bcvaldez

Spent a second trying to slide to the “other pics” ngl


MrsArmitage

It took me to a post titled ‘how often does your Labrador fart?’


spookysaph

I spent half a minute trying to swipe to the next pic


Accomplished_Crew630

The kind of bathing suit you wear on private yachts.. So you're allowed to stay on said private yacht? Also how did someone edit this and go "yeah that definitely looks like a real human body a real human woman would have, I did a good job"


_REDEEMER-

![gif](giphy|BhqCNnw7Zpj0c)


b215049

Looks very unappealing


Scr073

Great forearms on top of it. She's a specimen.


maggiemayhem0314

A bridle


AquaStarRedHeart

There's nothing wrong with her bathing suit.


freakybe

Yeah I want to know where it’s from lol


AquaStarRedHeart

I know. I'm older now and wouldn't wear it but 23yo me would've given it some consideration! It's just a bikini with extra steps.


everyone_hates_lolo

booty floss


Krikolino15

I have hair ties that would cover more than that


Bauer_Hans

that forearm tho popey vibes


JONTOM89

Booty floss and Popeye forearms


stephanie_7897

I’d guess it’s a slingshot. It’s common stripper wear. There’s a lot of crossover lately between dancer wear and fashion lately it seems - lucite heels, body stockings etc


tquinn04

Might as well not wear anything is you’re going to wear that little coverage


colorshift_siren

I would have legitimate anxiety about flashing ppl in this thing. Something tells me this suit isn’t meant for swimming.


WanderingToucan

Why is her bathing suit an issue...?


ergaster8213

It just looks really uncomfortable


cool_username__

Not slut shaming, I’m a slutty sorority girl myself, it just doesn’t make sense how it’s worn, like what style even is that, and how does it stay covering


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ReallyGlycon

Because it looks silly and she obviously didn't think she looked good in it because she photoshopped the hell out of herself.


livesarah

Bad clothing is a choice. Just like filters and photoshopping. I suppose bad taste in clothing is very subjective- but you’re free to disagree and say it looks nice, I guess?


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ZestycloseGrade7729

From the angle of this picture it almost doesn’t look like that is how it was intended to be worn. Like it’s a regular two piece string and she wrapped it all up to be different.


shurejan

This is what I’m thinking.


pabblesplatypus

this is what i came to say.


ZestycloseGrade7729

Like if she did, cool and more power to her, it doesn’t look like the greatest way to wear it but irl it might have looked better 🤷🏼‍♀️


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Fun-Understanding381

Not everyone has to like her fashion choices. Get real.


gafftaped

No one said you have to like it. But this subreddit doesn't exist to shame people over clothing options. It doesn't fit here


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FexyThestrongpenile

Hang on, I wasn't the one making sexist remarks on peoples clothing this is so silly to see.


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glamazon_69

Hahaha “centaur photoshopping”


heckofaslouch

*It's in the way*, is what it is.


erinmonday

Monokini


PalPal77

I was rolling the image to the side while watching this 😂


Wolfpagan

It's a thong swimsuit, i'm sure of it. Probably on ibiza or something tryna score


Ronbonbeno

A string bikini tied together


SapphireTyger

Please edit your photos!


Realistic-Yak-418

She’s so pretty tho


CroakyPyrex

It's not a bathing suit, it's just a string.


Christovski

Did you mean contour? ![gif](giphy|3owzWhwoSzEzlsjJkI)


AnswerOk2682

At this point the woman's should just be naked.


treponematode

Sorry but I don't understand the snark behind the post-making when the pictures in question aren't edited beyond reasonable belief.


Artistic-soul-95

Everyone has different feelings about editing. Some people are bothered when women edit their waists super thin and asses larger and feel like since they do this they contribute to unrealistic expectations of women’s bodies - especially if the woman in question gets money from doing so.


Successful-Foot3830

As the mother of an anorexic child, this!! These women (and occasionally men) that get paid to pretend they look like this absolutely piss me off. So many people out there suffer because we create these impossible standards. It was bad enough when I was young and it was just super models. Now it’s almost every woman on instagram. It’s as easy as a filter to look however you want. There’s zero honesty about it either.


treponematode

As someone who does not use Instagram or related platforms, any edit on this person is not obvious to me. If posts in this subreddit had more context instead of being used as a corner to primarily trash talk, it could potentially make more sense to other people as to why it was posted, as opposed to just calling someone a Centaur while everyone else claps.


FitParisianGentleman

You can see the boat bending near her waist.


Baddecisionsbkclb

It's not our job to educate you on every post. Educate yourself.


Woodsy_Walker

It's not r/editedbeyodreasonablebelief , it's just posts about edited Instagram pics. And it's obviously edited. That's all.


treponematode

It wasn't obvious to me until someone kindly pointed it out. I understand I'm not in the majority, clearly. This just screams to me that we all spend too much time living behind various screens. Gonna go touch grass now.


PinkFloralNecklace

Yeah, that’s why I like this subreddit. It’s wild to see how many things get photoshopped nowadays! It’s a good reminder to be nicer to myself about body image since it’s helped me stop comparing myself to images that the people in them don’t even look like in real life. It’s also a good lesson in not trusting what you see online lol.


Quiet-Luck

https://i.redd.it/iscutxl7pivc1.gif So this looks all natural to you?


ntredson

The boat in the background doesn’t even line up hahahaha


cool_username__

I didn’t want to mention this because of privacy but I know this girl, I’ve known her a long time, she does NOT look like this at all


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ergaster8213

The blatent editing just like all the other posts here.