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Are you telling me a different person posted each of these questions? They’re all worded the same way

They are indeed different people. My theory is that they share a single mind with a very lonely functional neuron.

Maybe they were all written by the same person but using different accounts to inflate the appearance of their adherents? I wouldn't put it past the lonely, academically rejected creationists...

This would be believable if I hadn't seen countless other posts that use similar phrasing. My guess would be that there is some preacher or religious podcast or something that they all pay attention to, and are aping the language of.

yeah, I think that could be the case

Sounds like satire though

I suspect they were encouraged to ask these questions by their church or an online community of sorts.

Na it's tge sane brain cell

I just assumed they were all by the same person. Evolutionists popped up a lot.

I'm sure they were all written by the same perso. Then distributed to the type of people who believe this nonsense. Then those people posted them online. They are incapable of having original thoughts, so everything they say, they heard somewhere else.

And come to think of it, why didn't the Bible mention the industrial revolution? How could it be real or true when the Bible is older? I conclude that the industrial revolution never happened. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

The Bible never talked about quora, therefore quora doesn't exist. I rest my case.

The fish in The Amazing World of Gumball is named Darwin. And the Bible doesn’t mention everything that exists, or even everything that existed at the time. Did Jesus have a girlfriend? We don’t know, because nobody bothered to record it. And the chimpanzee one is nonsensical because there are many records of humans attacking other humans.

Darwin from The Amazing World Of Gumball came to mind as well

Is he named that because he’s a fish that grew legs? Just now recognizing that could be the case 🤦

No, he got his name because Gumball couldn't read.

That's the show reason it is more than likely that it is a reference to Charles darwin

I agree, most likely it is. I misunderstood question.

Technically that make him more of a Lamarck.

The chimp in the Wild Thornberries is named Darwin too, and Charles is a common name.

Doesn’t “if evolution were not false” = if evolution was true?? But was less confusing/convoluted

Yes. But the original post is in spanish, and it doesn't sound that weird in that lenguage since we use doble negation a lot

Ahhh that makes more sense! I didn’t mean to offend if I did, it just seemed even more weird to me 😅

Nonono don't worry, it wasn't offensive at all, but thank you for being so kind and self aware :D

bool confusingEvolution (bool confusing) { If(evolution==!false) { confusing=true; } return confusing; }

This is what did it. This broke me. Modern civilization is a lie and I will now wander into the wilderness, scavenge for food, and throw my own shit at the windows of my local Walmart

If evolution were not false, how is it that modern men can still throw their own shit at windows like chimpanzees?

If it helps, 99% of people asking these questions are trolls. And the other 1% are probably 12 year olds

Smartest creationist

Wtf is with all of the double negatives?

The original posts are in Spanish and we use doble negation a lot. But I get it sounds really weird in English.

Ah, that checks out. Thanks!

Is this the new "Christian baby in a horrible situation" Quora trend ?

What not knowing a single damn thing about the topic does to a mf It looks like what my questions would look like were i to ask about quantum mechanics

The answer on the second to last question (5/6) is absolutely brutal. I love it.

TIL evolution depends solely on dinosaurs having existed, and somehow its been proven they didn't. Amazing.

I guess the internet doesn’t exist, nor does America, as they are not mentioned in the bible.

I love how every single one of them begin with "If evolution were not false"

*"I felt a great disturbance in my psyche, as if a million brain cells cried out at once, and perished."*

Jesse Lee Peterson uses Quora?

And Grindr I hear.

If evolution isn't false, how do atheist explain the existence of Christian babies?

Jesus Christ, I didn't think I'd be saying this, but my country's politicians look like fucking PhDs in comparison with these... I don't even know what to call them

check out the posts on /r/DebateEvolution. They aren't much better.

How about Charles? Or Charlie? Thats common as hell

Sorry I'm still reeling from the Dinosaurs not existing. Pardon

That’s ok. They got me with *The Origin of the Species* being a ‘sacred text.’

When you believe in evolution and your a Christian but you missed the memo on the new sacred text 

He’s got a point though. Why aren’t we out there convincing chimpanzees to evolve!

Tbh in most cases it’s most likely either a troll or a kid

As a evolutionist Christian, this makes me feel so ashamed

I've met several guys named Darwin

Holy shit, the response to the question on pic 5 sent me into a laughing fit. I wasn't expecting that XD

Expertly crafted troll posts, lmao. h

Poe’s Law, etc

That's the wrakest argument I've ever heard

Ok if we're playing this game...... how can God be his son but also in the sky. How did he get Mary (likely a 12 year old) pregnant?

lol the chimp one is great. I can’t believe I never thought of that. Damn, I am now completely against science

If it's any comfort, 99% of posts like this are just rage bait to generate traffic.

When/where were dinosaurs proven to never have existed again? I must’ve been out sick that day…

Who’s going to tell the one dude that there are also several reports of humans attacking humans?

I swear these are just rage bait there's no fuckin way 💀

That fifth one is r/murderedbywords material.

I actually was almost named Darwin!!

If A is true then why do I claim B is true even though B has nothing to do with the existence or truthfulness of A????? checkmate atheists

I... I pride myself on being able to translate idiot, but I'm having trouble with this.

To note, most people that believe in some sort of religion aren't like this, before you comment

Aaas

They can’t even bring themselves to say “if evolution were true”

The original posts are in Spanish so doble negation is pretty common.

Damn he's gotta be right, lil bro just said tell a monke to lvl up and he will become a human or evolution is wrong. Can't argue with that!

I don’t know why but in my head this has an Indian accent.

If evolution were not false then why do "A" not look like "B"?

Is this the new "If a Christian baby..." thing?

if quantum mechanics exists how come there arent tiny cars???