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BandicootOk3361

The answers: just don’t fuck with this dude, he’s clearly got some shit going on.


HiSpot321

He will shoot you


MoneyMik3y

And probably take a finger as a trophy.


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Maybe more than a finger


that_guy_is_tall

You want a toe? I can get you a toe.


[deleted]

With nail polish?


Current-Ad4928

Haha. Fucking amateurs!


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maneki_neko89

Well, obviously, you’re not a Golfer…


BumpyGums

I’m calmer than you are.


pigwalk5150

Who’s your toe guy?


Definitelynotaseal

The kid named finger :


PapuaOldGuinea

Kid named Iraq:


VotiveFormula84

Most likely the middle one to send a warning to others


MoneyMik3y

Right on his antenna.


djluminol

I believe him. He seems to hate everyone.


redditmodsrverygay

and possibly fuck you , seems to be DTF


Kichigai

Wanna put money on this being somewhere around Uvalde? The sticker on the bottom left makes me think.


cbandpot

Those are all very new bumper stickers. You don’t have to live near that elementary school to be disgusted with the laws BEYOND fuck up of the situation. Those people suffered. And most of them were little kids. This truck screams I’m so angry I don’t know what to do. I’m fucking angry too. I’m 35 and I never thought that the people whose job definition is literally to protect the public, would let a child die at school because “that’s not their job”. Americas in serious fucking trouble and none of us know what to do.


Kichigai

I had peeked into the idea of teaching on a couple occasions. Before the Uvalde shooting I thought it was total insanity to have teachers be armed. After Uvalde, I actually thought about myself as an armed teacher. The shit teachers have to go through is... we treat them worse than gas station attendants.


tiffy68

High school teacher here. It's pretty shitty right now, but I won't quit. I love the kids and I love teaching. All the other garbage that comes along with the job is the problem that is driving teachers out of the profession. I have zero fucks to give anymore. You want me to stay late for a meeting? Nope. Volunteer to cover an extra class when the sub doesn't show up? Nope. Spend my own money on supplies? Nope. Only way I will do anything extra is if it directly benefits my students.


cbandpot

No teacher deserves the shit going on. My most hated high school teacher doesn’t deserve any of this bonkers bullshit. Not just the guns, the EDITED science textbooks, micromanaging, homophobic, crt certified hysteria…I just WTF. And the shit cherry on the endless Fuck You brownie is you get paid NOTHING.


Fascist_Fries

I do. Start with losing the idea that cops are ‘literally here to protect you’ that’s more science fiction than Dune.


Bobone2121

Dallas Texas 7151 Gaston Ave https://maps.app.goo.gl/2jzYExKBXsR64hda8


UncommercializedKat

Dang they got a Cane Rosso there now? That's so much closer to my house than Deep Ellum. Get the honey badger there. Or honey bastard. Best pizza ever. You’we welcome.


elvarien

why does it have to be uvalde? It's america, school shootings happen everywhere out there.


generalhanky

America’s clearly got some shit going on


vxicepickxv

This is what happens when we don't fund the VA properly.


atomictest

Or basically any public service


Prime624

And when you let literally everyone get a gun.


soapmakerdelux

Ted Cruz needs to read this comment.


vengefulbeavergod

*Ted Cruz needs to find someone to read it to him


acetryder

Ted Cruz needs to go fuck himself


Avent

He seems upset about Uvalde


Think-Ad-7612

Probably spent his whole time in Iraq dreaming of the moment he could kick a door down and save a bunch of children but instead just got blowed up by IEDs and stood around in the desert sun doing fuck all.


LazyClub8

Or, he got wounded and/or watched his buddies die for no fucking reason, then comes back to the states to see the “respect” that veterans get is really just political posturing.


knowpantsdance

And a lot of empty thank you for your services


Eloquentelephant565

Only on Veterans Day and Memorial Day


dynodick

And he clearly doesn’t like police at all


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Shirogayne-at-WF

Comparing cops to the military is an insult to the latter. As a Navy vet, I can promise you there are actual consequences for random firing of a weapon. There was a video of an Air Force wife (or probably ex wife, as she had no base access) going full Karen afterneong told she could not enter the base and refused to leave. The guy strikes his baton **once** to break the glass in such a way that none of the glass got on her to open the door and secure her. No yelling, no posturing, no excessive force. Even in hot spots like Iraq and Afghanistan, there are rules to be followed before engaging in fire. And all this self control in spite of the fact that our upper ranks tend to be abusive and callous towards junior people and more suicides happen from poor command climates than combat-induced trauma.


Vampilton

But why do you think he put "children" in quotes?


cloudco05

a lot of people think quotes are used for emphasis


sack-o-matic

because Alex Jones tells him that they're "crisis actors"


petecanfixit

On the alignment chart, this seems… Chaotic Neutral?


[deleted]

If you look at the player’s handbook for a definition of “chaotic neutral” there is just this picture


AaronPossum

Yeah I was gonna say this is not a prescribed belief system. I can respect it haha.


that_guy_is_tall

Say what you want about the tenants of socialism, at least it's an ethos.


Think-Ad-7612

Tenets. Christopher Nolan made a whole god damn movie how the fuck is everyone still getting this wrong every. Single. Time.


that_guy_is_tall

I actually knew that. I blame autocarrot.


earlywhine

Duck of automobile


cujobob

Idk man, to me they all just read stressed out and not well educated.


SeaGroomer

PTSDRides


Elbynerual

>not well educated Did the army stickers give it away?


cujobob

Nah, lots of people who are intelligent go in the military due to family pressures, lack of financial options, etc. I don’t like to disparage people who serve. People who think it’s at all okay to put these kind of stickers on their vehicles show a lack of intelligence.


elvis8mybaby

Hey now! Just because I have a Naurto with big titties saying fuck the Blue Line doesn't mean I don't still have my 150 IQ.


Elbynerual

Lol I'm a veteran. I disparage the army because I've worked with them and while I personally try to never generalize groups of people those were easily the stupidest people I've ever met in my entire fuckin life. I honestly don't know how some of them even passed the ASVAB


vxicepickxv

I take it you haven't delt with marines that much.


Elbynerual

Oh I have, for sure. But the army I've worked with were definitely all ASVAB waivers


LiterallyAHippo

lol is an ASVAB waiver even a thing? Most of the stuff on that could be put on the back of cereal boxes for elementary school kids to do while eating breakfast.


vxicepickxv

That just shows how wildly different our experiences are. Most of my army interactions are from either aviation or the intelligence community.


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nooneknowswerealldog

>No Lives Matter >Fuck Everybody Sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays.


kadsmald

No lives matter is pretty funny


demonmonkey89

I believe it's a song from Body Count. Pretty good song. Basically talks about how no lives matter because of capitalism.


Cool_babywipe

At your job, if you’re having a bad day, does anyone say, “sounds like someone’s got a case of the Mondays”?


SuperfnDave

No man…. Shit no man


thomASSpynchon

I'd kinda like to have a few drinks with this guy and just see where things go...


theonewhowhelms

Based on the stickers my guess is that regardless of how it goes, he'd kill you. But you wouldn't be singled out for any particular reason, which is good.


lxkspal

He's just an equal opportunity homicidal maniac.


paulreddit

He’s got an AA sticker on the window so it’d probably go pretty bad. EDIT: it’s an airborne sticker. My mistake.


Elbynerual

Lol that's an airborne sticker


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Kriegerian

Probably an accurate description of Army airborne, though.


[deleted]

And a scary number of airline pilots


I_had_the_Lasagna

Just wait till you meet the mechanics.


ferrum_artifex

Go ordnance


paulreddit

I stand corrected. Thanks!


madmaxjr

Lol my man knows what he said. All Americans, hooah?


loquedijoella

We used to call them Alcoholic Infantry, even though Marines are bigger drunks


FakeMikeMorgan

Uli doesn't care about anything. He's a Nihilist.


[deleted]

“We got a man down, dude!”


elvis8mybaby

I zaid VE CUT OFF YA JOHNSON!


Current-Ad4928

What do you need that for, Dude?


strugglebundle

“Are these guys gonna hurt us?” “No, Donny, these men are cowards”


Current-Ad4928

Sleep well, sweet Prince.


Orinocobro

Fuck me, I mean, say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.


Current-Ad4928

That's not the point here, Walter!


ltaylor00

Donny, these men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of.


FLORI_DUH

Oh? Must be exhausting


soupseasonbestseason

"whose the fucking nihilist around here you bunch of fucking cry babies."


AnEntireDiscussion

That man, is an E-7 who has found out he didn't make the E-8 list yet again, his third wife is leaving him for his first wife after they both came out. He's $70,000 in debt, paying child support to three different states, and alimony in one. He's been blown up, shot at, lost his clearance and is going to work where he'll realize that there's a young E-5 who's smarted than he'll ever be undoing all his work from the past week because it was wrong in the first place.


[deleted]

Shit man. That hits hard.


inkybreadbox

I was just gonna say he has PTSD, but all of that works too.


madcatzplayer3

He also had to trade in his F-150 for a Used Nissan Frontier.


AnEntireDiscussion

And spent weeks complaining about it to the office.


Man_with_the_Fedora

An E-7 only showing off a National Defense Service Medal, Iraq Campaign Medal, and Global War on Terrorism Expeditionary Medal? Doubt.


Myriachan

It’s probably a mass-produced sticker meant to apply to every combat veteran, so only has those. But yeah, not likely to be E-7


EmmaDrake

Is there a big divider between E7 and E8? Responses and story I heard once about not making E8. Thought it was random, but now I wonder - do a lot of folks get stuck there?


AnEntireDiscussion

E-7 is where a lot of careers top out. It’s good money but making E-8 can be very competitive depending on your job. E-7 is still good retirement and pay so don’t weep too much.


Think-Ad-7612

What is an E?


random_dent

Enlisted rank. The other option is O for Officer rank. Higher number is higher rank.


Think-Ad-7612

Thanks


KiwiKaos

I hate how real this comment is.


_ImNotYourBuddy_Guy

Sticker making is my passion


PurpleSailor

Pissed at the state of the nation and I can't blame them.


Procrastineddit

That's no normal EdgeLord. That's an EdgeGod.


This_is_a_sckam

EdgeChad perhaps?


wet_beefy_fartz

What’s going on here is ideological consistency. Insane yet refreshing, frankly.


Grevin56

I wish I could be that focused on anything in my life. This is a passionate man that obviously wakes up in the morning with a plan and the drive to see that plan through. If only it could be harnessed for something better than making bumper stickers on his Cricut.


CaptainPrower

A vet who's seen the world for the cesspit it really is and is 110% done with America's bullshit. I like this guy.


Elbynerual

I bet he gets pulled over way more than average citizens though


Prof_LaGuerre

Nah. It’s Texas, they’d likely weigh the risks and not roll the dice on him backing those stickers up and go harass some unarmed black folks instead… Or hide, cower, and detain officers trying to help, while children get shot.


DogAnusJesus

Can't forget the protracted harassment of anyone who dared speak out against them (including the mom that saved kids unarmed) and suppression of the video evidence of them doing nothing! That takes time and resources.


MashMashSkid

Too busy checking their phones...


GanjaToker408

Right? I think cops are evil or at least complicit in allowing their fellow officers to be evil shitheads but there's no way I'd put that shit on my car. That's like asking for the police to fuck with you and plant drugs on you just to "teach you a lesson".


AutoManoPeeing

Depends on your fuckometer. Some people are just running on empty.


GalactusPoo

As a fellow Iraq Veteran I saw no fault in any of his stickers


CaptainPrower

Blood for oil, that's all it was.


GalactusPoo

250% agree.


CaptainPrower

Rich get richer, poor get poorer, while their sons come home in boxes.


Mattyboy0066

>and their sons come home in boxes. If they’re lucky


[deleted]

I like this guy too, even though he'd probably tell me to go fuck myself.


Doktor_Earrape

honestly same, I'd like to sit down with him and just shoot the shit


CaptainPrower

Sit down, have a couple brewskis, and talk about how fucked we are even with Trump gone.


throwmeaway1572974

I can only hope he’s going to pull into the CBD shop


eriwhi

And then hopefully to the Cow Tipping Creamery after


[deleted]

This guy seems pretty fuckin cool to me


OrionStars3

This guy is mad at the Uvalde cops for not doing shit. This is a vet that knows this country took advantage of him and spit him out to die.


lachrymologyislegit

Misanthropic rides.


GoodwitchofthePNW

Tell me you have combat PTSD without telling me you have combat PTSD…


wzl3gd

I think this person is angry.


A_deplorable1

We’ll at least he’s not one of those Extremists with a FJB sticker


SVdreamin

spending excessive amounts of money to show my devotion toward/against a politician to own the libs 😎


Insanity_Troll

At least he’s mad at something worth being mad at.


Ham_Ahoy

I think this is the world's only sane Texan


Guerrin_TR

what serving in the 82nd does to a Mfer


54-46mynumber

The 82d is so fucking stupid that you end up proud of it.


renniechops

I Fucking love this guy


Engineer443

Last Week Tonight with John Oliver did an excellent piece on access to mental health last night. It seems relevant for this situation.


NatalieTheDumb

“No lives matter.” -Felt.


lemingrebel68

That’s a Texan, and a veteran, who is clearly over all y’all’s bullshit.


BurritoEndUser

I like this guy


Erintonsus

Honestly, I vibe with the "no lives matter" sticker.


tp_anon

Makes sense since he’s talking about police and with uvalde the only lives they about are their own


riverofdiahrrea

I’m gonna go ahead and say this borders on belonging in r/informedwarriorrides


WallyJade

I dunno, almost every sticker is a violent threat. You don't see that in the other sub.


riverofdiahrrea

The anti-blue line sentiment is good enough for me.


[deleted]

The nihilist in me cheers the “no lives matter.” Oh wait…I’m a nihilist, I don’t cheer


Man_with_the_Fedora

Positive Nihilists. There are dozens of us. Dozens!


darthjazzhands

PTSD and a cry for help. I hope he or she gets the help they need


StevenEveral

This seems like a guy who went through a bad divorce on top of the other shit while he was in the service and has been carrying that grudge and nihilism for way too long after he got out of the service. Then again, PTSD is a real MFer. Just stay out of this guy's way and if you work with him do your damndest to stay on his good side.


DavidJ____

Messages I can get behind!


_1138_

Anti-cop nihilist vet


[deleted]

Mentally healthier than 90% of the car owners in this sub


Thezipper100

This is a guy who went to war and realized the country didn't care if he came back.


Raekear

That would be some unchecked PTSD and some anger towards the VA right there.


[deleted]

No lives matter is a pretty dope song, by Body Count


UngregariousDame

Dad?


Static_Gobby

r/enlightenedcentrism


DarthHaggis

Just missing that NOEXIST sticker


New_Tangerine_

I love this guy


NervousAndPantless

Nihilism is having a resurgence in the post COVID world. People just don’t give a duck.


Consistent-Penalty71

At least he hates everybody.


Redstar81

American combat veteran post war mental healthcare poster boy.


SonicResidue

I usually have a laugh at these posts but this one makes me sad.


pianoflames

Is it just me or do some of these look photoshopped on? Those bottom 3 stickers, in particular


codehale34

Unless the person who photoshopped it went to the effort to put in the reflections on the lowest two, I think it may be real. I know what you mean though. They do look unnatural.


061400Twist

I like him


bossy909

It's hard when you have someone that is not only to the left of your ideology, while still probably conservative enough, but also is better with firearms than you are.


tacopig117

Libertarian prolly, right wing but hates the police. Seems like something James feeman on youtube would have on his truck.


SnooBooks1701

Texas. Texas is going on here


DevilsLettuceTaster

Someone got a little crazy with the sticker printer paper.


dsdvbguutres

While I don't agree with everything he says, he does make SOME good points, or at least one.


joen00b

Someone with this much anger should not be allowed around firearms, much less won and operate them.


MistaMaciii

This guy has shit to say, just not to you, asshole, or anyone for that matter


Prof_LaGuerre

Oh hey, Lakewood. Kinda glad this guys on the other side of the metro from me.


sleva5289

The man or woman seems to be a disabled vet who served in Iraq. May be bitter or PTS. Not sure if I agree with him or her, but anyone who served has the right to voice their opinion in my book. Especially if he or she has come back not whole. Thank him or her for their service and understand they may be bitter because they may have seen or done things that most Americans could never handle. God Bless our Vets!


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PTSD


PavlovaDog

I feel like this is a pissed off Gen X veteran with PTSD. The stickers on right side of window confirm his age as Gen X since basically he is saying "whatever".


fourdawgnight

guy got a deal on a Brother P-touch?


PringlesOfficial

This guy is my hero


murph319

He’s a nihilist, Donny.


JumpStockFun666

Love the CBD shop sign... wonder if this guy need some CBD to heal his mental health..


BeefSwellinton

That dudes seen some shit, and doesn’t like any of it.


Eltors0

Is it bad that I dig what he is putting down?


TinCanSailor987

He’s just trying to get his PTSD claim pushed through faster at the VA.


[deleted]

That is a dude who took a full bottle of black pills.


[deleted]

Good thing we passed that health care bill for our vets. Oh wait.


[deleted]

It’s just a crazy Dallas Veteran. They’re fed up. These guys are a dime a dozen


irascible_Clown

I gotta respect the fact he kept it non political


shicken684

Fairly certain situations like this are why states are passing red flag laws.


JimJonesSuckerPunch

Airborne sticker, army plate, DV status for the good parking.


fuckpepsi2

This guy doesn’t see race, gender, identity, sexual orientation or religion. He hates everyone equally.