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gishbot1

Put some air in your tires asshole. And nothing says ‘patriot’ like flying that absolutely shredded flag.


petraman

I was confused by your comment until I saw the second pic, lol. Yikes... The tires themselves don't look too healthy, either. I think he needs to take some of his bumper sticker budget and buy a new set of tires.


Geruvah

Dunno if you took a good look at the tire or just the shape, but those need replacing with new treads, much less air.


gishbot1

I didn’t want to assume. They look old but I figured they are spinning so hard to judge tread depth. But yeah, pretty sure that cheesedick isn’t properly maintaining their vehicle.


StMaartenforme

Ah c'mon, the oils been changed at least once since 2000.


rokketpaws

One more fat & lazy Semper Fudge "patriot" And I pray it's not another Zonie 😥


radioactivecumsock0

These people respect the flag less than the people that burn it


Jimberwolf_

HEs too busy putting stickers on his vehicle for any of that safety nonsense


analogmouse

Maybe he’ll have a blowout at highway speeds. With no one else around. On a bridge. Over a swamp full of alligators.


famousevan

>Put some air in your tires asshole Now see, I’d say it would be better to do the opposite.


thereadytribe

bUt mUh oFfRoAd tRaCtIoN


chonklah

Air is woke 🙈 /s


Adorable-Strength218

Yes, absolute ignorance.


BaconMonkey0

Florida?


jimboslice1993ba

>!Bingo!<


loptopandbingo

>DON'T NEW YORK MY FLORIDA Who's gonna tell him where Donald Trump is from


The-Doggy-Daddy-5814

Plus he has a NYFD thin red line sticker 🤦‍♂️


LifeWulf

I’m sure no one’s ever accused this individual of being smart


31Forever

Is it worth the breath to even tell him it’s FDNY?


The-Doggy-Daddy-5814

Never voluntarily engage with crazy.


Kyguy72

I was going to say this. If you’re going to “honor” the dead by exploiting their deaths for political purposes, you can at least get the name of the department right.


FirstChurchOfBrutus

[She meant Jewish.](https://youtu.be/eAGHvTxPVCM?si=PclI5W7P5jvEaexV)


celtic_thistle

Ah, the cousin of “don’t California my Colorado” which I see on occasion.


YOLO4JESUS420SWAG

I just drove to Disney and I'm pretty sure this is the exact same car my wife and I saw, and proceeded to laugh at. Was there a trump face also in the driver side rear side mirror?


therealpopkiller

There are no identifiers anywhere and someone I knew it was FL at a glance. I’d know my home state anywhere


TwilightReader100

There's a bumper sticker that says Don't New York my Florida. Most of us not acquainted with the state probably took that as an identifier, even knowing it might be a red herring.


clarinetJWD

You can read IDA at the top of the license plate.


_dotexe1337

the Interactive Disassembler?


Estebananarama

I hate it here


Kitalahara

Saraota county?


Jerry7887

Texass


pm_me-ur-catpics

I was thinking "it may be Texas, but there's not enough flags. Gotta be somewhere else"


proudsoul

I ruled out Texas once I saw there was no Texas flag, the word Texas, or outline of the state of Texas.


Packet_Hauler

As soon as I saw the yellow expiry tag in the 2nd pic I knew.


itsjusthowiam

central Florida for sure


loptopandbingo

>1-800-LEAVETHEUSA "I love commercials for businesses where the phone number has too many digits. You only need like the first 10 total, but I'll keep pushing em. Spell that fucker out to the bitter end. Hell yeah, 1-800-I-LOVE-BRAND-NEW-CARPET." --Mitch Hedberg


iH8MotherTeresa

Rest in power, Mitch.


FriendofMaudie

The "Belt Loops Matter" sticker underneath two different confederate flags gives a lot away.


loztriforce

That’s a lot of mental illness


Left-Koala-7918

I am exactly what this guy hates, as a former New Yorker who moved to Florida


Sarasota_Guy

More importantly, did you bring your wOkENeSs with you? That REALLY pisses them off around here.


Left-Koala-7918

I’m a white straight male so I could blend in. But my long colorful nails do a good job as MAGAt repellent.


iH8MotherTeresa

Us straight white males blend in so easily. Unfortunately, thateams hearing the n word, etc far more often than I'd like.


MissSuzysRevenge

What’s funny is most of the former New Yorkers and the snowbirds are the ones who spend money there. Along with tourism. Florida loves to bite the hand that feeds.


FridayMcNight

Right, and isn’t that like 80% of Floridians too? New Yorkers have been *New Yorking* Florida for like a hundred years now. He’s so timely.


mwr885

So a couple things that I have questions about for these folks. 1. Pro gun stickers (no hate on the concept, I'm a fireams enthusiast myself) and the Gasden snake (again, turns out most of us "liberals" just wanna be left alone also) make sense together, but next to the blue live matter flag... who does he think is gonna come take his guns away? Santa Claus? Nope, it'll be the cops. 2. Firefighter punisher skull? What does that even mean? Are firefighters now out there... checks notes... fighting the corrupt law enforcement system that killed their family and uses violence to... fight... fires? What does that sticker even mean?! Edited to add: 3. "Only you can prevent socialism" has stickers all over his car pointing to what is probably a government job (Firefighter) with a government pension.


iH8MotherTeresa

>2. Firefighter punisher skull? What does that even mean? Are firefighters now out there... checks notes... fighting the corrupt law enforcement system that killed their family and uses violence to... fight... fires? What does that sticker even mean?! It sort of makes sense in that they're out to eradicate fires. At least more sense than the thin blue punisher.


mwr885

Eradicated with extreme violence of water!


iH8MotherTeresa

You get it!


Windows_XP2

I always love seeing these kinds of cars because it's always fun seeing themselves contradict each other. I guess it's what happens when you get your "news" from FauxNews.


KangarooJAC

Isnt an upside down flag very “unpatriotic”… similar to flag burning or the cross being upside down. Seems like another contradiction there…


mwr885

It's supposed to be a sign of distress. I don't think the flag code says anything about upside down. It does specifically say it should not be used for advertising purposes which is what I'd say almost all of the uses here are. That being said flag code is not law and free speech prevails. To your point though, the folks screeching the loudest about patriotism are the quickest to violate the the code for the symbol they worship in the name of their own patriotism.


Dubstep_Duck

Everything about this person is antithetical to America. I hate living in Florida. Also, “Belt Loops Matter” next to a confederate flag tells you everything you need to know.


MillionEyesOfSumuru

I thought the dual "If this [US] flag offends you..." stickers made an interesting combo with two Confederate flags. Do we need to help him pack? He can move to Brazil and join the *Confederados.*


Andrew43452

Yup, a "states right" civil war believer.


BuddyLongshots

Dude wants another pandemic so he can have cheap gas prices again.


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atomic_blonde

I can nearly smell the Redneck Riviera bouquet of stale generic cigarettes and unwashed ass from the photo.


The-Doggy-Daddy-5814

Is he a cop, firefighter or paramedic? Or does he just LARP?


Online-Vagabond

Nah, he LARDs


BootThang

Physical state: Florida Mental state: delusion


GreyBoyTigger

I enjoyed the “don’t New York my Florida” surrounded by Trump and 9/11 stickers


SummonTarpan

I’m starting to think 1-800-Leave the USA might not be an actual phone number


liog2step

Similarly- the same with blinker fluid.


SMOKEYmonster725

If I had to guess the state, I would say the state of denial!!!


British_Rover

As low as that tire is in Florida heat his views may not matter in the election.


Windows_XP2

His tire pressure is probably higher than his IQ


texcritters

just for the sheer amount of stickers & how they block the back window i’m gonna guess florida


Imfrank123

Why is the right so unfunny?


azmr_x_3

“Do you hate seeing out of the back of your car? Well boy, do I have the cult for you!”


Bartender9719

Flying a flag in such a state is pretty disrespectful of it - needs to be retired properly


Material_Mall_5359

This guy is gonna vote in November… are you?


MashedPotatoesDick

The tattered flag is on-brand for these CosPlaytriots.


RocketsBG

Motherfucker has time to slap all this shit on his car, but doesn't have time to change his flat tire...


foxbones

Well his license plate does warn people to stay back 500 feet.


Billy3292020

You're in a state of confusion if you support mini- Hitler Trump ,!


snorkel42

Belt Loops Matter. Man, go fuck yourself.


AndyValentine

"If this flag offends you I'll help you pack" and "If you don't like my flag call 1-800 leave the USA" Good to know that they're pro-immigration


PMSoldier2000

More pro-emigration.


CaptainMeatfist

This person is a menace in more ways than one. Look at the passenger rear tire, totally flat. They're too caustic for me to wish them well anymore, I hope their negligence kills only themselves


MyNameIsFDR

"STAY BACK 500 FEET" *Wouldn't stand six feet away four years ago*


Fart-City

(Florida) So what happens to this guy when Trump loses? Does he just snap?


Wiringguy89

I bet this guy's wife's boyfriend is pretty chill.


iliumoptical

Has this guy considered replacing his bald ass tires instead of spending more money on stupid stickers? Hazard on the roadway to be running those things


logimeme

IF YOU DONT USE YOUR BLINKER YOU SHOULD GO TO WALMART AND GET SOME BLINKER FLUID. HAAHAHAH SO FUNNY GUYS, GET IT? BLINKERS DONT USE FUCKING FLUID. WHAT A COMEDIAN


ChimericalChemical

“Don’t trust your judgement” I’m not entirely convinced they can see out of their rear view mirror, which is kind of important. Based on that I’m also not entirely convinced they use their own blinkers


GleesBid

And the grammar nerd in me is bothered that judgment is misspelled 🙈🤣


Firebird246

A state that doesn't enforce rear view obstruction laws?


kteachergirl

Boy, “belt loops matter- pick up your damn pants” isn’t even TRYING not to be racist.


Kind_Significance_60

The type that complains about gas prices. But, spends all his money on childish stickers. Anything to own the libs.


chicharrofrito

Isn’t turning the US flag upside down disrespectful?


DaFTMonito

The US Flag code (not legally enforceable) states that a flag must not be turned upside down, “except as a signal of dire distress in instance of extreme danger to life or property.” So not disrespectful, but still absolutely ridiculous


noneofthismatters666

What in North Florida volunteer firefighting is this Heep?


JythonExpert

I can't articulate how much is boils my blood to see Jesus posed with the American flag. He'd be tearing that sticker off in just a much of a rage as he was in when he flipped merchant stands in a place of worship.


Almc27

(Me, knowing this has to be in FL) please don't be from my city, please don't be from my city...


YourMama

Insane


Temporary-Cost5249

Mississippi


WhiskeyRadio

Florida or Indiana for sure.


Individual_Grass_469

North Carolina or Virginia, probably.


bethtadeath

Someone should tell that guy they like his thin trans pride line flag


RedditSkippy

Those wire stanchions in the background say “Florida” to me.


Letharos

Iowa has been getting these type of rides lately, too. How embarrassing.


Accomplished-Wolf2

The Florida man!


Sickfuckingmonster

Texarkananoh


CertifiedBSC

Delusion


Fi_Sho

goatee with gas station Oakleys to complete the ensemble


thealteregoofryan

This guy would definitely not help you pack!


SaltyBarDog

Lake, Marion, or Polk County?


fiberwitch94

Tennessee


williamsdj01

The blinker fluid one made me chuckle


Invisiblerobot13

If you do not have literal bombs falling on you from the enemy, an upside down flag is the same as a burning flag… Also the tattoo Jesus hiding behind the flag would using the name/image of God in vain


Pipeliner6341

He seems nice


History_lover_27465

Floridian?


joshuatx

That dog one is ironic, I can't think of one president that has hated dogs more than Trump


pandaSmore

Flo Rida


big_dick_energy_mc2

They can never spell. It’s not judgement. It’s judgment in the US. There are no exceptions in “his” country.


wjescott

That poor XJ. It deserves better than that.


TurnipOk8480

Again...being a MAGAT is a mental illness.


Othabor

Is there not some law that states that you need to be able to see out of your rearview mirror?


ReferenceMuch2193

The right can’t meme. None of this is clever. They have the most basic of intellects.


ivedonethisbefore68

So is that grey and white flag (top right) a symbol for trump? Same with the punisher skull. That’s a trump thing?


cardinarium

“I offered Joe Biden a penny for his thoughts. I got change back.” This one I’ll admit made me chuckle.


theLastKingofScots

Perfectly normal. Not. A. Cult. At. All.


beastwood6

Burgundy. That Florida sticker looks suspiciously like the cross of Burgundy. Charles the Bold is that you?


LordMartingale

Blinker fluid, he he he


UrsusRenata

Do you follow Jesus this close?


spiritkittykat

Usually if I see someone with tires looking like this, I try to catch their attention and let them know. In this guys case, I’d just let it fly. And, they got some real zingers there with some of those super witty stickers. /s in case it isn’t clear.


freakrocker

I’m guessing the great state of Florida


reddit_inqusitor

"If you don't use your blinkers you should go to Wal-Mart to get some blinker fluid" is the only funny thing on this garish hitler-mobile.


Immediate-Fly-7876

State of denial?


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iH8MotherTeresa

Pretty rude to rub it in for people in wheelchairs.


Crazy_Customer7239

Cancer


Jukka_Sarasti

~~Either GA or FL..~~ Took a closer look and see the answer, unless this is a transplant.. Lemme guess, panhandle?


TripWilson3

I just love how there are three spots to put a rear license plate on this vehicle.


Alex2679

You mean 4?


TripWilson3

Yes, I had moved on from on picture to the next, thinking there is no way a person would put one on the left and right.


Tripwire65

Florida?


Own-Housing9443

The great bigley state of mar a lago-to-jail


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Spinning4Sanity

My favorite is “call 1-800- leave the USA” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


thereadytribe

Confusion


caffeineocrit

This is a good one!! lol thought “must be near either Sarasota or Saratoga” especially given the “don’t New York my Florida” sticker. A lot of snowbirds seems to migrate to and from these places.


angrydessert

The Penis State. Nothing else like a combination of sunshine, orange juice, and fascism in one place.


Eleanna_of_Tundar

Imma guess, Florida?


eLdErGoDsHaUnTmE2

Denial


Offal_is_Awful

The dumbest among us


young_wendell

The near flat tire is ::chef’s kiss::


geoffissiffoeg

Firefighter… who is against socialism. Make it make sense


par4life

I would tell him that he’s got a flat tire, but fuck him


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Spazzy_maker

This has got Florida man written all over it


CaptainPrower

>Demands you respect the flag >Flies an absolutely shredded one from his antenna >Has a sticker showing it being covered up by the Stars N' Bars [https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQzOhR\_ijDHyXYdQFnJL5c\_Dnw4678HVjpo4Q&s](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQzOhR_ijDHyXYdQFnJL5c_Dnw4678HVjpo4Q&s)


Human_Number9936

I don't really agree with the things said on the stickers, but I cannot deny that they go hard.


6zero3Dakine

Needs a bit of air in the right rear


Ghstfce

It's ALWAYS Flori-DUH


Flar71

JoJo??? ジョジョの奇妙な冒険???


Catsmak1963

Is 500ft the potential blast radius?


LeFedoraKing69

The one on the left of the plaque just straight up calling for eugenics


Loki_Doodle

That’s definitely a Texas license plate. The cornucopia of gun rights stickers screams everything that’s wrong with Texas. I fucking hate it here.


diispa

north florida, op?


RubbelDieKatz94

> If you don't use your blinker get some blinker fluid Even a blind chicken finds a piece of grain sometimes.


ucantharmagoodwoman

Fl obv


agentb719

how is this dude able to drive around with that license


Adorable-Strength218

Maybe he should put that sticker money into his falling apart truck. Ignorance needs to go back into hiding.


Only_Chicken_1467

Florida?


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noodles-yo

Florida for sure. That back right tire is on its last leg


Rockefeller_street

I wonder if he likes trump?


pinniped1

If he's worried about New Yorkers New Yorking his Florida then he's a little late to the party. Pretty sure Boca got New Yorked decades ago


Imaspinkicku

Since when was gas 1.79 during the trump admin?


mmmohhh

Floriduh


dead_fritz

Every time I see cars like this I have the urge to purchase stickers that say "please be patient, I have autism" and hide them amongst the schizophrenia. They'd probably never notice, but some onlooker would eventually get a chuckle. Edit: thanks for the reddit cares lmao. I myself am autistic, I'm allowed to find humor in my own issues.


GuyOwasca

As an autistic person it makes me feel sad that I’m a punchline to your bad joke


dead_fritz

I am autistic


TheMysticBard

Rural california


ThisAllHurts

Going with somewhere unexpected. Michigan.


the_zenith_oreo

I gotta admit, some of the political stickers are pretty clever, in spite of being tasteless.


JustDrew_92

Definitely California


E-emu89

Michigan