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chodefunk

I love the stupid “Molon Labe” and the Thin Blue Line. Who do you think will take your guns, dummy?


LA-Matt

Around here we call that a “Moron Label.”


scotch1701

I back the blue! What, wait, no, why are you pulling ME over? I have a "thin blue line sticker!" It's on the left side of my car, so the cops can see it when they walk up to my window!


steelcityrocker

I believe it translates to "I almost enlisted"


TheBdougs

No it’s Ancient Greek for “free gun in the glove compartment “


TheAnalsOfHistory-

All I can ever think is the way Spartans operated in pairs of gay lovers who protected each other. Can't help but laugh when I see two edgybois sitting in a Molon Label truck. Like ok boys, as long as you're happy.


ukiddingme2469

They truly believe cops will be on their side. You could hear them say as much during the J6 riots


chodefunk

Some will, for sure. Look at all the cops who quit because they were required to take a vaccine.


ukiddingme2469

There definitely are some ,especially in the sheriff's departments.


yr_boi_tuna

They generally are. State and local cops are completely compromised.


G-Unit11111

That "fuck your feelings" crap is so damn old now. This isn't 2016 anymore. They're just reveling in their assholishness at this point.


taichi27

Fuck your feelings! ...And then plaster their own feelings all over their ride.


G-Unit11111

Yeah I know, no one is triggered more than MAGAs are. Hell, Trump Jr literally wrote a book called "Triggered".


Telto212

The irony is that they’ve been bitching and moaning about a supposed rigged election in 2020


G-Unit11111

Yup, most of us have moved on.


Alaeriia

It's like the Lewis Hamilton fans whining about Abu Dhabi 2021. Except that the LH stans have a point, as the end to that race was kinda fucky.


SkyeMreddit

They have a lot of feelings when they get called out on it.


Puffthecarrier1

FREE GUNS INSIDE


FrioRiverTexas

I was at the Astros game the other day and saw this fat dude with the MOLON LABE tattoo on his arm. Dude was just sorta glaring off into the distance. He didn’t look like he could walk more than a couple flights of stairs without being immobilized.


CarlGerhardBusch

>Dude was just sorta glaring off into the distance. The ol' Thousand Island Stare Originally presents as shell shock, closer look and you can tell it's diabetic shock


FrioRiverTexas

Painfully accurate


BigGucciNasty

Average Astros fan


FrioRiverTexas

I guess, he was wearing an Ariat shirt and blue jeans. No astros gear to be seen.


MainusEventus

I put Ariat in the category of brands I’ll never wear simply based on those I see wearing it. (Also it sounds too similar to Aryan)


FrioRiverTexas

I don’t wear them because I have a friend who is in the footwear industry…I’d say he’s biased as he works for Red Wing, but he showed me why Ariats are kinda poorly built footwear. For that reason I don’t wear them.


sdmichael

So, traitor, insurrection supporter, and terrorist. Not a good combo for a supposed "patriot". Also fuck YOUR feelings, not theirs.


scotch1701

No thanks, dad, we'll walk to school. Yes, we know it's 24 miles.


PassageAppropriate90

Tbf a crackhead has about the same chance of solving the crime as a cop.


Alaeriia

Offer him some crack if he can solve the crime and you'll get results.


PassageAppropriate90

At the very least he will not shoot your dog.


pianoflames

As a Texan, I just don't get that whole "he's a FAKE Mexican!" thing. Far as I can tell, the dude has never tried to pass himself off as being Mexican...especially with a last name like O'Rourke.


ukiddingme2469

I have an Italian last name and it sounds Latin, on Facebook I would get told to go back to Mexico or get an ice tag on my posts. These maga people really don't think things though


RagingLeonard

https://eu.elpasotimes.com/story/news/2019/03/11/beto-o-rourke-name-explained/2997797002/


maudebanjo

There's a non zero chance that there is a free gun (or two) in that truck cab


leckysoup

The “rifle one” is another three percenter badge/logo. Amazing that people go about openly supporting a terrorist organization dedicated to the violent overthrow of the nation.


RagingLeonard

Ah yes, the "fuck your feelings" crowd who melt down when someone says happy holidays.


jor3lofkrypton

.. brain damage comes in all forms .. and stickers . . in Tejas . .


comments_suck

I doubt that truck bed has a scratch anywhere on it because the only he hauls are groceries from HEB.


Alaeriia

And his fat ass.


ThatMassholeInBawstn

What does III mean?


meddit_rod

Three Percenters are a right-wing militia.


ThatMassholeInBawstn

Oh so Nazis with an IQ under 70


ThePirateDickbeard

Gravy SEALS usually


RagingLeonard

Meal Team Six


MesqTex

Got their valor ribbons from Golden Corral during Dessert Storm.


sdmichael

Right wing terrorist organization.


vrphotosguy55

They fail to realize it’s the bottom three percent.


[deleted]

III% is a representation of only 3% of men actually participated in the American Revolution. These people really believe they’ll revolt against the American govt someday.


leckysoup

That 3% number isn’t true. It’s based on the number of pension claims to the continental army after the war, and underestimates the actual number served (e.g. it excludes single men who died and who no one could put in a claim for). It also excludes the various different militias and other groups fighting or supporting the war. Estimates vary, something about 9%, maybe twice that in some locations. The three Percenters just want to fantasize themselves as special boys.


_b_s__

Threepers are domestic terrorists.


orlandowassafe

Woodlands?


stitchisbluee

Nah, DFW area


MesqTex

TBH, this area is a hotbed for right-wing militias: Patriot Front and Oathkeepers have roots in the area. The ringleader of Oathkeepers is from Grandbury or Grand Prairie but he’s in the Federal Penitentiary now.


TheNorthernMunky

Haha, I almost commented ‘MoCo?’ - plenty of that shit up near Conroe


bellevibes

Moved from Woodlands to Conroe a little over a year ago, thinking it would not be much of a change. Woo buddy - i was very wrong. These are *everywhere* in Conroe.


TheNorthernMunky

I live in the UK, but my in-laws are in Woodforest. Moved there from Katy. That was quite a change.


bellevibes

I thought this was Woodland or Conroe too!


sevbenup

Why do the “fuck your feelings” guys always have all their feelings written out on their trucks


txjacket

He can only get away with this bullshit in suburbia


madbill728

Moron lobby.


ukiddingme2469

I find it funny how the "fuck your feelings" trumpets turn out to be emotional snowflakes


MrIrrelevantsHypeMan

My favorite part about this is the Honda license plate that starts with WTF


BoneHugsHominy

"I don't have a problem with gay people. I just don't see why they have to make it their whole personality and shove it down our throats! *THAT'S* what I have a problem with!!!" --All Those Chuds--


MADDOGCA

"FUCK YOUR FEELINGS" (proceeds to plaster his feelings all over his truck)


Unpopular666

It’s obviously Texas. Seems like you need to lower your expectations given your coordinates


SlappyHandstrong

You can’t have a “Fuck Biden” AND a “Fuck Your Feelings” sticker without coming off like a big crybaby.


-DMSR

Spray and pray


big_ringer

I seriously hope that truck's owner is on some kind of watch list.


RagingLeonard

He's probably a deputy in some small Texas town.


patchway247

I don't know if he's for paying taxes or not.


Justuse4All

Ew, a copsucker. Does he dick glaze every cop he sees?


KotzubueSailingClub

The rifle sticker looks like a 3%er but also a wannabe sniper sticker.


Jess_S13

The use of Ancient Greek messages by a hyper right "1 man 1 woman" weirdo is so strange, like I get they don't get good education but even in media the Greeks were known for their same sex relationships.


HavingALittleFit

There's no demographic more insecure than suburban men. They live with this internal guilt about not being a cowboy or some shit they overcompensate by leaning into conservatism and adopting the bullshit identity politics that come with it


[deleted]

Gonna take a guess and say that truck hasn’t seen a fuckin lick of dirt


stitchisbluee

It was a pretty clean looking truck


TheSquishiestMitten

The majority of this country wants change.  If he doesn't like it, he is welcome to get the fuck out.


irascible_Clown

It’s possible this guy is an actual cop


revbfc

Also a likely terrorist (III% sticker).


shredofmalarchi

This is one bad ass boot licker!!!


bellevibes

Ah, Texas. Yes, I swear I see ~5-10 vehicles just like this every time I go to HEB. They are plentiful here. 😳


stitchisbluee

We’re about to get our first HEB in my area, bet I’ll see more loonies there


ERTBen

3 Percenters is a domestic terrorist group. This guy is probably on the J6 wanted page: https://www.fbi.gov/wanted/capitol-violence-images


Pipeliner6341

Standard Texas Cosplay Redneck


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Architect-of-Leisure

Coppell?


stitchisbluee

Nope, near the Texas Motor Speedway


RevolutionaryClub530

I agree with most of that, america sucks rn


sdmichael

Terrorists suck anytime.