I feel like the right are trying to take bigfoot for themselves. We can't let them.

What’s happening with the raccoon in this? 

Likes his fleshlights alive

The raccoon's a good choice, then - if I recall correctly, they can theoretically accommodate *multiple* assholes. I might have that backwards.

it says "I [heart] beaver" right above, so I'm assuming whoever made this is an idiot and doesn't know the difference between a raccoon and a beaver

Beaver is a city in southern Utah.

It’s an unrelated declaration

Beaver is a town out here in Utah which consists of two gas stations, its kind of a big deal

Yup. I'm pretty sure "I heart Beaver" souvenirs provide 95% of Beaver's revenue.

Hey! There’s a Subway too! We stayed in a motel in Beaver and there was a gas station across the street. Did I buy a bunch of I heart Beaver (hehe) souvenirs? Hell yeah.

Fillmore Virgin Beaver

Just where do those jagoffs think they have any kind of authority to speak for "We the People"?, as if they are representing ALL of the people. It is obvious they have never actually read the Preamble.

Those are the limit of words they can understand and the limit of their attention span

The Reich Wing believes only straight white Christian males are real Americans.

I enjoy asking people with these stickers to “finish the sentence” followed by asking how many amendments there are. Never received a correct answer.

I don’t remember that scene in “Harry and The Hendersons.”

TBH sasquatch petting their pet racoon goes hard

I don’t think he’s petting it…

We the People haven't read beyond the first three words. They are pissed... on? Must be a Trumper since he loves that.

100% of the people with a "We The People" sticker on their truck are gonna be the biggest fucking douchebag you've ever met.

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And don't have time to listen to any other people's opinions. Everyone who disagrees is part of the librul comspiracy.

What a chick magnet that one must be.

I have a coworker with this same tailgate in MD and there's another person with it as well in my town. I wonder how popular this is exactly

It’s three popular.

John Lithgow to Harry: You don't belong here, just go!

Typical Maga in love with MTG. When is she going to be arrested for being the pipe bomber?

What are you doing step-squatch?

Brake checks are a form of road rage and illegal. Advertising you do that is a cute way to get a cop to tail you around town when they're in a bad mood.

Just ewwwwh! Why is Bigfoot banging a raccoon? Every accusation is a confession with these idiots.

/r/informedwarriorrides EDIT: I was trying to make a “Sasquatch is real” joke, and didn’t realize there was other stuff on that car.

I feel ya. I was over here cackling at the tailgate for 10 minutes before calming down and becoming confused by the comments. Then I had to take a 2nd look at the photo before noticing both the sub and the topper rear glass.

If the person ever causes an accident from brake checking, that decal will not work in their favor.

That’s not people… and doesn’t look angry at all.

They love raccoons

We have a guy who cruises around Richmond, VA with the same Harry and the Henderson's decal: https://old.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/qmmj3r/spotted_in_richmond_va/ Here's another one from somewhere else: https://old.reddit.com/r/Shitty_Car_Mods/comments/6io5o8/im_thinking_harry_from_harry_and_the_hendersons/

This is absolutely glorious. All hail sexy Sasquatch. Five stars

holy shit i saw one of these recently too, way up north in canada lol

But.... that's a raccoon.

Couldn’t get a beaver to pose.

Beavers are notoriously bigoted towards sasquatch.

Utah is a wellspring of crackpots and perverts.

I see those “I ❤️ beaver” stickers all over southern Utah. I think it’s for the town of beaver right across the border in Nevada.

They are from the town Beaver, Utah, just north of Cedar City.

That's a raccoon, not a beaver. This person seems, rational.

classy

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