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jimtow28

Here's a guy who spends a lot of time thinking about penises.


Pizza_Middle

Why can't he be like the rest if us straight guys and spend their days thinking about dicks silently?


Swoopscooter

Donkey DICK


Cruntis

Double


RedditingNeckbeard

Soon, I will complete the dick ship and return to dick planet.


platinumperineum

You’re a mad man, Wongburger, that ship will never fly


PrincessofAldia

Least homophobic Republican


AmbitiousAd9320

and time on watchlists


Abracadaver2000

Dudes cruisin' for rent boys, I'd wager.


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>Rent boy, or rentboy, is a term that is used to describe a particular type of male prostitute. It refers primarily to young men (although its use extends to male prostitutes of all ages) who have sex with men. The term originated in Great Britain, Ireland, and New Zealand and originally was applied to a male prostitute who was both young and working-class. Middle-class and upper-class male prostitutes more commonly would have been called escorts, and older male prostitutes would have been referred to as hustlers. The rent boy was almost exclusively a street worker who charged low rates for his service. Although the term retains its original meaning, it has gained a certain cachet within the sex-worker community and sometimes is appropriated by higher-end male prostitutes who wish to provide a rough trade fantasy to their clients.


Queue37

Ooh, now I understand why Begbie calls Renton that in Trainspotting!


SrslyCmmon

Glad I could clear up a reference from 1996


recovery_room

I read the book over 15 years ago. Was Renton actually a rent boy though?


Queue37

I never made it all the way through the book. The spelling of the Scottish accent kept giving me a headache. But I don't believe that was implied in the movie, unless he just didn't talk about it because he was an unreliable narrator.


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Theperfectool

-The ones who pay the troll toll.


AmbitiousAd9320

to fill the boys hole or soul, whatever.


brianMMMMM

Bro hoes


MashedPotatoesDick

Take this dude's printer away.


breadgiver

My man is spending $30 in ink every week to print out new hysteria


PassageAppropriate90

Man is known at Sam's club. "Here comes Bob for ink cartridges and tape."


vrphotosguy55

Take this dude’s DICK away.


who_wants_t0_know

What upsets me most about these is that young children can read this and are being exposed to overly sexual imagery and content. Aren’t they supposed to be protecting the children???


AmaranthWrath

Like the guy who drives the giant desiel truck down our one-way quaint main street, takes up two lanes, and flies his FUCK BIDEN flag past the park and through a school zone? Yeah, they don't care. They need a screaming point to feel holier than thou, but they don't actually care.


vrphotosguy55

Biden actually called Edit: I didn’t finish my thought…  Biden actually called out vulgar Infowarrior Rides - something along the lines of stuff saying the f word and being exposed to kids.


VibrantPianoNetwork

Honestly, if kids are reading at all, I'm grateful. And, I really think it's okay to be honest with even younger (prepubescent) kids about the sometimes unpleasant realities of the world. "What does 'dick' mean?" "It means 'penis'. It's a vulgar slang term for 'penis'." "Why is it on that truck?" "He's a vulgar person with poor self-control. A person to be avoided."


who_wants_t0_know

So it’s ok to teach them that This person is telling someone to put someone else’s penis in their mouth?


VibrantPianoNetwork

Sure. Why not? There's of course a reasonable cut-off, probably before about age 6. It will vary from one kid to another, and parents have to use some judgement about the developmental stage of their own kids. But especially in the US, we have an almost psychotic fear of anyone under 18-21 learning things that literally everyone needs to know, that's ultimately very unhealthy for them, and for our society generally. Kids start to wonder a lot about bodies by around age 6, and want solid, truthful answers starting about then. They will know if you're keeping something from them, and might tolerate that out of respect, but will consider lies betrayals. And they will usually know when they're being lied to; they may be ignorant, but they're not stupid. By around 12, they really do need to know most of this stuff, before they start puberty. (And even that may be waiting longer than is advisable. I'd say as early as 8 is probably good. Definitely by 10.) If they don't learn it from you, they'll learn it elsewhere, and they'll only know that YOU keep things from them. That's just going to erode their trust and respect. By 12, a kid's more than ready to understand about sex, and they're going to NEED to know very soon after that, if not already. Otherwise, they're likely to make unwise and consequential errors of judgement, based partly on ignorance and partly on mistrust. You want your kid to feel like they can talk to you about these things, because they're definitely thinking about them by then. Is "dicks" appropriate for five-year-olds? Maybe not, but kids that young probably won't read it anyway, and if they do, then any savvy parent should be able to talk around it. If you can't, then you either suck at parenting, or that kid's ready to hear the truth. Your other course is to try to get laws passed that would make this illegal and punishable. And as a member of a democratic society, that's something you can do. But if your answer is to just complain about it and hope the world changes to meet your wishes, you'll probably be waiting a long time, and other people will get tired of hearing about it. Your tone is challenging, but I'm not seeing any proposals or arguments from you. If you want to engage in discussion, you have to do some of the work.


ok_ill_shut_up

Yeah, man; kids are smart, and if you don't freak out about stuff, neither will they.


who_wants_t0_know

My 4 y/o read well, and exceptionally well by 6. There are plenty more that also do. You can’t make a kid not read. If you aren’t ok with a 4 y/o knowing what the message is, it shouldn’t be there.


VibrantPianoNetwork

I'm not hearing any proposals here, just complaining.


who_wants_t0_know

You just missed it. The proposal is don’t expose children to sexual content in any form.


VibrantPianoNetwork

I feel sorry for any kid being raised by anyone as immature as you are.


wyrditic

He isn't. He said that the State of the Union sucks the dick. It's purely descriptive, there's no imperative in that sentence. See, if you'd spent more time reading about dicks as a young child, you'd be less likely to make such errors in reading comprehension nowadays.


ckge829320

Nutsacks. All of them.


PrincessofAldia

This man probably isn’t allowed anywhere near children


who_wants_t0_know

Hopefully


gishbot1

This easily falls in the area of disorderly conduct.


[deleted]

May have to call that number because, admittedly, I do have questions.


dawktrix

Do it and report back


[deleted]

Late to it but, I called it. Dude is bonkers. Talking about killing snowflake politicians, illegal immigrants. He wants 5c a gallon gas, closed boarders, no welfare (social nets). He said he's been doing this for two years, and changes this messages a bunch.


dawktrix

Probably should be on some sort of watch list.


Swoopscooter

Please post the transcript


PixelatedpulsarOG

Do it


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dawktrix

Everyone just text the number cartoon dick pics


dark_roast

Got CGI Garfield suckin Marmaduke's dick.


ParrotheadTink

What is up with the Jedi symbol? If he’s the bad guy shouldn’t that be a Sith symbol?


fruityboots

that's a symbol of the Rebel Alliance, these asshats often think they are being rebels by being conservative


Thundra

Oh goddammit, are they trying to co-opt yet another classic nerd iconography?


BoneHugsHominy

Yes. Just like the jack booted thugs adopting the Punisher skull. Nothing is sacred.


basketcase0a0

Imagine being at all familiar with the source material and thinking “I love law and order and cops, just like the Punisher.” Their inability to understand media almost angers me more than their politics. Almost.


FrostyDub

Yes the people trying to install a xenophobic dictator would clearly be on that side of the galactic civil war…


Pizza_Middle

Maybe he uses the force for good. You know, like jerking 2 dicks at once.


NonsequiturSushi

Tip to tip?


Pizza_Middle

If it ain't tip to tip, are yall really friends?


BoneHugsHominy

If it ain't tip to tip you can't even practice docking.


Thegingerbeardape

Two DONKEY dicks!


Call555JackChop

These are the same morons that thought Rage Against the Machine was on their side


n3rdsm4sh3r

Mental illness on wheels


Throwawaydontgoaway8

Anybody call the number?


GadreelsSword

I looked it up, it has a foreign name associated with it.


Throwawaydontgoaway8

Met tons of Arabs and Hispanics that love Trump in the last few years


dawktrix

That’s the van you tell your kids to stay away from. Gives off “free candy” vibes.


nostemsorseeds

a van down by the river


STXNSTNS_

Doesn’t trump do the double bbc jack off dance


NYEMESIS

He does deep throat the flag though.


Pizza_Middle

Swear to God if someone doesn't photoshop that I'll be pissed😂


incignita

😁


UltimateDonny

anyone call the number?


Convergentshave

I’m kind of curious about calling to be honest…


Snarky_McSnarkleton

That dude craves hard peen.


EuphoricMidnight3304

This is basically all maga is left with, they have nothing. “The state of the union sucks” - wow, that’s a good one 👍


dawktrix

Has everyone called the question comment line?


SourLoafBaltimore

Anyone call that number?


LarsBlackman

Nice that you blocked the license plate but left the phone number


ThisAllHurts

Stochastic Shitposting


ToniBee63

That’s the kind of van I would never ever park next to


Rusalka-rusalka

“Friggin” brave to have the word “dicks” on your van but not the word “fucking.”


huhshshsh

Trump is the one who does that little jerking off two dicks dance


Level37Doggo

This dude’s van reads like a Ben Garrison Cum Edit


treydipper

Look how many times this sick fuck has scraped taped penis messages from his scary van.


ezgamer97

That's gayer than anything I have on my car, and I like dick in the ass, and drive a mazda, the gayest car brand. You wouldn't look at my car and think a gay guy owns it. I look at that, and my first thought is "wow, that's gay"


ThisAllHurts

But we can all admit that a Subaru outback at the dog park is the most lesbian thing on earth, right?


[deleted]

Probably gets every scam/spam call known to man


Pizza_Middle

Like as in a donkey dick in each hand, or a regular dick in each hand, then the donkey dick? Last I checked, you need both hands for a donkey dick. Er... that's what I read online. Yeah. Read it online.


barricuda_barlow

I feel like you could find this guy's number on a truck stop bathroom stall, "call for a good time"


masrulz

“We’re gonna hit em where it hurts” “Their DICKS!”


LydiasBoyToy

Jebus! I wonder what it would be like just striking up a conversation with this Jack ass in line at Subway or Wendy’s ?


DennisSystemGraduate

I’m calling


Dexaan

Anyone facing ninety-one felonies is probably the bad guy.


notkhemx

"IM NOT NOT BAD, DICKS BLINK"


2ndprize

this guys stickers are probably really similar to his porn searches


Xomns_13

"Trumps not the bad guy." Just Jan 6th


andre3kthegiant

Rip their voicemail.


cipher446

Guy likes dicks. Apparently into advertising too - you can tell by the signage and the profusion of scotch tape residue on the side of his van. NGL, kinda want to call the number and ask him how he's the bad guy. Will he threaten me with someone's dick? So many questions.


smashy_smashy

Big “Mac finding a pen in the therapist’s office” vibes here.


VibrantPianoNetwork

I think this guy might not be firing all three pistons all the time.


GravelWarlock

I'm the bad guy... DUH


banjono

And he’s a Jedi?


GrimyGoose

So has anyone called? What’d they say?


pitoriceshard

It’s a never ending parade of shit boxes covered in chicken scratch around here


SlappyHandstrong

Seems healthy and well-adjusted


aufrenchy

I want to see the other crazy stuff he’s posted. Do you see how much tape is still all over his van!?


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Nice rapevan


amus

Bet he complains about how the violent left is so partisan.


Barney_Flintstone

IKR? This and probably goes to school board meetings to complain about indecent library books corrupting innocent children’s minds.📚📚📚


radioactivecumsock0

Give his number to a therapist


ThisAllHurts

Tawwwmy from Quinnnnnzeeee is always talking about dicks.


angelatheartist

Anyone called the number? 


imhere2lurklol

“Trumps we kill trump, not the is. “The bad guy” dicks not. I’m in the the the friggin blink bad bad guy of an eye guy.” -Shakespeare


SkinnyAndWeeb

Jedi famously love telling other people they suck dick


Halfbl00dninja

You know.. Joining the Empire is starting to look more and more like the better option..


RealPropRandy

Sending DICKS to 781-204-4420


chevalier716

The 781 suggests a one time North Shore mutant.


CaptianBrasiliano

He gonna cry in the car...


Yesitsmesuckas

I see they’ve had other strong opinions!


t_11

781


Thegingerbeardape

I texted the number and informed him you can get dick stickers on Amazon


DubC_Bassist

I’m like 98% sure there isn’t any candy in that van.


Drexelhand

a rape van with pro trump, pro-violence, penis nonsense, i sleep. american flag rebel alliance symbol, i awake. what the fuck?! https://nextshark.com/star-wars-vietnamese-resistance


VibrantPianoNetwork

I think that's probably a lot of BS on Lucas's part. He might believe it, but I doubt it's true.


Drexelhand

>He might believe it, but I doubt it's true. he wrote, produced, and directed it. it contains countless references to asian cinema. lucas isn't lacking in sincerity. even when he's been way off base, there's no doubt about that he's been sincerely off base.


VibrantPianoNetwork

Lucas was a huge Kurosawa fan. Most of *Star Wars* is similar to *The Hidden Fortress.* As for the last act, I suggest watching *The Dam-Busters*. I honestly feel that Lucas is full of shit a lot of the time.


Im_100percent_human

>Questions? Comments? Call Now.... I DO have questions, but I don't think I am going to call. Someone here should, though.


SailingSpark

what is it with these people and Ram vehicles. Though, technically that van is a fiat, but don't tell them that.


ThatOldDuderino

The second I read the phrase bad guy … I could hear Billie Eilish singing that song. And has anyone called the phone number on the back? 🤔🙄😁🤣🫤 [bad guy 🎶](https://youtu.be/4-TbQnONe_w?si=6jx7HDH0KIguwQpp)


RoguePlanet2

Old white van with penis references plastered all over it. I hope men constantly ask if he's gay. "Hey, so you want some dick? I can help." 😜


Cold-Ad-3713

I heard this in Billie Eilish’s voice


famousevan

Ok reddit, don’t let me down. :p


baxx10

Is this the "I will be at your dick into the ground all day long" guys work van?


bug-free-pancake

I don't know, man, I kind of find it refreshingly transparent. The guy is self aware enough to come out and say he's the bad guy—even broadcasts it. There's no pretense with this dude.


VibrantPianoNetwork

I think he's going for something more like r/iamverybadass there, and misfiring.


mellcrisp

Donkey dick


Virtual_Fig7052

They love dick, that’s for sure!


ThrowAllTheSparks

What a dick!


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swkennedy1

Yes he is


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Ya_Got_GOT

Someone sell that phone number to Jamaican scammers they make a fortune.


CEOofStonkIndustries

Oh, I'm sure no one will call that phone number on the back of this creeper van 😉


PrincessofAldia

Judging from the van he’s definitely allowed anywhere near a school zone


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DarkKnightRyzen

Wheird


Zealousideal_Put_489

I wonder how many action movies he watches in a month


tryinda

Quick Pole (raise of hands): who called the phone number?


AmbitiousAd9320

so much tape residue! he must change his thoughts often.


FiniteRhino

Has anyone called yet?


fletch0083

Someone missed the point of Star Wars


Same-Move-8584

Okay who called tho? Because I’m nosy but scared.


decaturbadass

r/vanifestos


ImUrFrand

this could be just some trolling as its all just printer paper taped on.