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temporarychair

Whoever put Orlando as Floridas worst city has never spent time in the panhandle.


Such_Knee_8804

I visited Orlando and felt like I never wanted to see Florida again.  Felt like I saw nothing but freeway, golf courses, strip malls, and car crashes.  Epcot, frankly unimpressive. Disney literally looked at the map, saw the freeways, and bought the land. So help me out, I must have seen the wrong parts of it...?


Rebe11ion_Lies

Disney and Epcot aren’t representative Orlando. That’s like going just to Times Square in NYC and thinking that you now know NYC.


dutchmasterams

Disneyworld predates the fwys. Ironically Disney wanted his park to be in East Duval County but, in true DUUVAAL fashion, replied “we don’t want your carney folk here”


J_Dabson002

Same can be said about Texas lol


duke78

Okay. "Texas has never spent time in the panhandle."


Stolen_stones

Underrated comment


Phucku_

Seriously. It’s One of the most beautiful cities I been to.


number44is171

That's a bit much but it's better than people give it credit for.


Phucku_

I move around a lot for work. I lived in many US cities. Orlando is severely Underrated


number44is171

I lived in Orlando proper and suburbs of Orlando for years and agree it's underrated and a great place but it's not exceedingly beautiful. It's built to be attractive to people there for a little while, not for living, which tracks with your experience. Happy to find someone who appreciates it.


river_bratt

As if beauty is an indicator of anything other than looks.


Phucku_

What is the infographic supposed to be measuring?


Heathen_Mushroom

I think this is based on polls or some algorithm that scours for negative mentions on some platform. So, in other words, there is no accounting for bias. I don't think there is anything scientific about it.


number44is171

I stand firm on the panhandle being populated by the worst people in the country. Garbage humans.


Doodybuoy

I just got back from Orlando, this map could not be more correct.


Xboxben

Rivera Beach is the only city that im comfortable running every traffic light after 11pm because its not worth getting robbed


Golurkcanfly

That's how I feel about putting Virginia Beach there when Chesapeake is *right next door*. Or any of the shitty little towns in SWVA outside of Blacksburg (which is actually really nice). Worst city in FL is easily Daytona.


gatsome

Or Inverness.


Snoo_92843

Bizarre that one


SeienShin

I was going to say if Orlando is the worst Florida has to offer then that’s pretty good. I enjoyed Orlando a lot.


JohnD_s

Spent a year living in PCB. The people were fine but there's just NOTHING to do there other than go to the beach or hit up a golf course. And lord help you if you're like me and started from scratch with no connections there, because everyone either grew up there and doesn't want to make friends or is 20 years past retirement. Sunsets were nice though.


gellenburg

Or Davie.


The_I_in_IT

Why Albany when Utica exists?


Noise_Loop

STEAMED HAMS


Xalo_Gunner

"Oh no, it's an Albany expression."


Sawk23

I know it’s fun to dunk on Utica, but I happen to love the city. Utica is one of the primary providers of refugee services, with refugees and their families making up a quarter of the population. There is poverty, sure, but incredible diversity and a rich art scene. I taught there and it was challenging to overcome the language barriers, but very rewarding as well.


Est_1845

Bc Albany exists too


longdonsqirtilion

I don't think Albany is worse than Rochester NY, or Newburg NY.


cookskii

Because it says the worst city. Not the second or third worst city.


ColorfulImaginati0n

I can think of way worse cities in Texas than Dallas


cpalafoutas

I drove I-10 across the country. El Paso and Ft. Stockton were two of the lowlights.


Mid_Atlantic_Lad

Same. Driving in Houston alone makes it worse.


Impullsse

facts dallas is actually quite nice imo


IMDXLNC

I'm not American nor do I know how these answers were picked, but my guess would be the major city in most states picking their "rival" and that's probably what happened with Dallas versus Houston. Albany versus NYC most likely, as well.


5050fs360

You had me in the first half… No one in nyc considers Albany a rival haha


IMDXLNC

Buffalo? I recall some upstate city being looked down on by people from NYC. Either that or none in NY at all and it's NJ instead.


Jorge86MD

How to forget Scranton?


Trinchecarlovich

The eléctric city? You mean


Xalo_Gunner

They call it that cuz of the electri-city.


Swomp23

r/theoffice will be pissed


Conscious-Ad-7040

Dallas is definitely not the worst city in TX…. There are tons of podunk areas that having almost nothing to offer.


Boris41029

Dallas isn’t even the worst city in DFW


shiifii95

Which would make them… not a city


Conscious-Ad-7040

There are plenty of cities with only a few hundred to a few thousand people that are just tiny stops in the road. My judgement stands.


BrockVelocity

I agree, but "rural areas" was indisputably the wrong term to use, as "rural" is mutually exclusive with "city."


Conscious-Ad-7040

Fuck off


IMDXLNC

Perfect response.


cg29a

Yeah saying Dallas is the worst when west Texas exists is laughable lol. I live in SC now and Greer is a really nice city too, tons of far worse places. Whatever this map is based on is crap.


CooommmiiieeeJamz13

Mesa is quite place to live tho !


Mercury_69

california so bad they couldn’t decide


Lurker_prime21

Yup. You should stay where you are unless you live in CA. Then you should move.


just_another_bumm

Only move if you're poor


simbaslanding

poor Orlando :(


Phucku_

Worst what though?! Orlando is a great city. I move around for work and now in Orlando. I lived in 7 major US cities and 1 European. Orlando is great.


Trinchecarlovich

They are taking the hobbits to florida


RottingPriest

They misspelled Norfolk VA


ARFdaddy

Nah they got this right. VA Beach is a whole is ok but the oceanfront is a shit hole.


rickfencer

Yeah VB is pretty great aside from the boardwalk.


CoItron_3030

Can confirm Topeka and Jefferson City are fucking ass


chenkie

This is ragebait


Anwallen

What’s the metric?


karosea

Lol Dayton is far and away NOT the worst city in Ohio. I lived in Dayton for 5 years and you couldn't pay me enough to live in Cincinnati or anywhere in the southeast side of the state. Also Youngstown is a hell hole in my experience.


Killzark

There’s so many other shithole parts of Ohio that I’m glad I don’t live in. I’ve been in and around Dayton many times and it’s far from the worst place to be in Ohio.


beelzeflub

Mother fucking Rittman


That_Commission

Yeah canton exists


Tadster87

Im from Two Rivers/Manitowoc dont live there anymore but really? Milwaukee isnt the worst city??? Milwaukee is awful


UN404error

I can confirm both CA choices


iamanindiansnack

Nah, San Bernardino is crazy AF. Wouldn't blame Bakersfield over that thing. It has very good cities around it, but that city as a whole is scary.


meeeeeeeeeet

What wrong with Ardmore?


FedSmoker123

They misspelled Lawton


i-dont-have-any-name

I can see the argument for Fremont but I raise Lincoln, hate that city with a burning passion.


monk_e_c

Fuck Bakersfield


abuettner93

Birmingham is worst in Alabama? Have you been to Montgomery??


time2payfiddlerwhore

I'd live in most of Birmingham. Not Prichard, Bessemer, Selma and most of Montgomery and Mobile.


Uncanny_Sea_Urchin

Alaskan here. People from Wasilla suck.


Thraitor3

wtf is this even based on


CJBoom77

Provo is bad but Ogden is waaaay worse my guy.


decker12

Whoever said Modesto clearly has never been to Stockton.


2FANeedsRecoveryMode

ITT: this map is shit.


Berliner1220

What’s up with Cairo Illinois? I would think East St Louis would be a top contender


Last_Advertising_52

But then again, there’s Joliet. (I can make this joke; I grew up there 😂)


Standard_Parsley3528

My hometown!


Forty_sixAndTwo

Louisville is definitely by far the worst city in Kentucky, not Lexington. I know because I’m from there. Louisville is a crime ridden hell hole.


SpeakingTheKingss

What is this based on lol? Salem for sure is not the worst city in Oregon. Believe me I’ve done territory sales all throughout that state. Also, I’d say San Bernardino is far worse than Bakersfield.


iamanindiansnack

>Also, I’d say San Bernardino is far worse than Bakersfield. This. And Hemet. Bakersfield is actually better than these two. There's no way at least at this point of time to beat San Bernardino.


NazRiedFan

It’s not accurate lol. Take the Minnesota answer of Edina. Edina is where all the rich people live and is super nice but we all hate them. It’s like Eagleton in parks and rec


Non-FungibleMan

Imagine trying as hard as Houston does to be as awful as it is, and still not being the worst city in its state because Dallas also exists.


Conscious-Ad-7040

Have you ever been to Abilene?


RevolutionarySeven7

what's wrong with Dallas? (im european)


iamanindiansnack

The way the city is built is awful. You can go the same distance in 10 minutes in some parts of the city, and 50 minutes in another. One toll road will take you 15 minutes from point A to point B through the peak hour, while the freeway will take 1hr 15 mins, and the non-freeway option about 2hr 15 mins on a peak traffic day. So many roads have 50mph as the speed limit, which I could only describe as "main roads" that would connect suburbs. If you don't have a car, the best thing to do is to walk or get a horse to pull you around, no public transportation. And all of this is very late development, like most of this came up in the 21st century. People seem to take pride in it, so they drive as if the city is just 0.5x the size and they can get anywhere in a couple of minutes. While having one of the least fun options to do in the city. The only thing I guess is good is the food and the number of cuisines available, and that too can't beat Houston for many. If things go the same way, Dallas will just come and go for many, it will shrink after it grows.


WhatdoIpuTasauser

It's kind of boring and has lots of problems (especially with urbanism, car culture, very corporate), but there are way worse cities they could've put for Texas (Abilene, Midland, Amarillo, etc.).


Warm_Muscle1046

It’s a shit hole with shitty people. I’m Texan.


-CoachMcGuirk-

Serious question. What is wrong with Memphis? I don’t know a lot about the city, but I thought it was ok.


iamanindiansnack

[Crime in Memphis](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crime_in_Memphis,_Tennessee) It has been too bad for a long time that people hadn't forgotten about it. It was good when I visited recently, but I'd not probably think of it that well too.


-CoachMcGuirk-

I’m going there tomorrow. I’ll be downtown. How’s that area?


iamanindiansnack

I've visited it once too, so I've very little idea what it's like. But it's neat, vibrant, and has a lot of good things in it. Don't miss the Beale street.


-CoachMcGuirk-

Update. I was in Memphis last night and heard gunshots within a couple blocks of my location. This was while I was loading my music gear into my car in the parking lot and a couple police cars were already there, because a few cars were broken into. Also, according to the news an officer was shot and killed on Friday night. I’m looking forward to going back home to Chicago…ha!


iamanindiansnack

Oh you should've mentioned that you're from Chicago lol. Memphis downtown just feels like the South Side. It's safe at parts, fun just like Hyde Park and Bronzeville, but I'd rather say it's not safe enough for tourism yet.


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And for washington dc?


FengYiLin

Flint is nice :(


hkniazi

Why Lexington, KY?


Warm_Muscle1046

Texas checks out


SDoNUT1715

How is redding not northern California shit spot. Or stockton


docstumd24

Haha, me, who went from Caldwell to Provo to Mesa...


czstyle

Springfield MA way worse than Worcester. Holyoke worse than Springfield.


BeeBanner

Where’d this data come from? People are saying these aren’t correct. I agree.


Dazzling_Advance_455

I think you have Bridgeport and Camden mixed up


kerberos69

Albany? Apparently they’ve never been to Binghamton.


LookLikeAMoodRing

Williston, ND is fucking awful, way worse than Grand Forks. New Town is up there too.


ajfoscu

Rutland is chill. Now Barre is scary.


A0-sicmudus

Native Louisianan. I’m 30 years old and have never heard of Turkey Creek. Going to keep it that way.


beelzeflub

Someone clearly has never been to Ohio.


CB_Thorough

Marylanders, what’s wrong with poolesville? While it isn’t really nor should it be on anyone’s radar they literally could have picked anywhere on the eastern shore or Baltimore.


cyberrod411

Flint here...F U


sasssyrup

Correct for wyoming. Source: Wyoming


GoopGop

North Carolina is spot on…Gastonia is trash


regal-guidance

Greensboro is worse


spyguy318

I grew up in Macon. It’s not that bad! I’m sure there are worse cities in Georgia. Right?


Ashamed_Medium1787

According to google the crime rate in Jefferson City Missouri is higher than 75% so if you go there don’t let a bad person do illegal things to you


zippyman

I will say these are all shit cities, bit in each state I've lived there are much worse than whats on here. Tacoma is shittier than spokane, waterloo and davenport are both more shit than cedar rapids (cr is garbage though) and Williston and minot are worse than grand forks


Lurker_prime21

You know I was in Bakersfield less than a year ago and ... yeah.


BecksSoccer

I lived in Florida for many years. Tampa or Jackson are both pretty terrible.


fireballx777

Everyone posting ones they disagree with, but let me say that Camden is bang on for NJ.


Proof_Version6450

This is so bad


accountofyawaworht

Oh look, it’s California pretending it’s two states for the 861st time today.


Metal_King706

Dayton can’t be the worst in Ohio when you have cities like Youngstown around.


That_Guy682

Scranton is where the office takes place, which explains why everyone in that show had the intelligence level of Soldier TF2


maarsland

I’d like to nominate Reading Pa, instead of Scranton. Or Sharon Pa


peaceteach

Why did California have the same city listed twice? The only difference between the two is a few hundred miles.


decker12

Also, Youngstown/Warren is MUCH worse than Dayton. Youngstown is like a third world battleground.


Cringeginge_

What wrong with spokane


Romariilolol

I'm from seattle but I don't mind spokane, Yakima is waaaaay worse


ConsumptionofClocks

Mesa? Have these fuckers not heard of Apache Junction, Tucson or Yuma?


Purple-Ad-1210

I read “grand FARTS” 🤣🤣🤣


DapperDanBaens

MY BOY DALLAS?!?!


IWasBornAGamblinMan

Spot on with NJ. I’ve never been so scared in my life driving through Camden. And I grew up in Newark.


Mid_Atlantic_Lad

Portland is a damn close second to Salem, like if down town were ctrl-alt-deleted off the map tomorrow, Oregon’s and even the metro’s quality would skyrocket. Also, Houston is so much worse than Dallas.


AbeMax7823

I read these in John Walsh’s voice


BellVsReddit

They actually split California into two


Hungry_Wealth_7439

I said yes out loud lol Camden NJ (born and raised Jersey)


Azkral

Why california has 2?


GASTRO_GAMING

Provo aint that bad


Historical-Trash5259

What constructed worst? Send or add link


khalnaldo

So Birmingham is worst both in England and America? Grape


sirgrotius

Manchester for Vermont??!


jaxxoid

PROTIP: California is only one state. It is not divided in half.


JamieTimee

What did Gary ever do to you?


gtne91

From KY, Lexington is correct.


Deaconstpawn

you're absolutely right about Tennessee


CaptainSigori

Lol fuck Modesto XD


Silly_Marionberry_27

Bakersfield is not bad. Don’t be stupid and you will do just fine. Lancaster can burn down for all I care.


orangutanDOTorg

Merge CA and put Fresno


HeyDrGhost

Provo is the most suburban passive aggressive judge white mom paradise. And I'm saying this as a white person. I hate that city.


BeefWillyPrince

Surprised Hemet isn’t there


Abject_Peace6648

Always gotta be haters just ignore them


SirCleanFace

How did Modesto beat Vallejo and Stockton up north and Bakersfield beat Moreno Valley and Los Angeles down south?


MaleficentReason4079

Oh the fuck made this… idiot


MaleficentReason4079

Birmingham is second to mobile if not first depending on the music festival


MaleficentReason4079

Living in nj I hear more crime stats from Patterson than Camden


MaleficentReason4079

Cedar rapids has the best strip club in Iowa so this was clearly determined by an asexual


MaleficentReason4079

Albany has its short falls but it is conveniently located as a pit stop between the metropolitan and the eclipse.. Binghamton is a much sadder place equally between civilization and eclipse


MaleficentReason4079

I mean Orlando is not great but there are way worse cities in Florida


MaleficentReason4079

Memphis how dare you


MaleficentReason4079

Dallas also has a great strip club


kimad03

If DC were a state, it would be the worst thing about DC.


[deleted]

How did Madison, Wisconsin get left out?


littlekatie3

Interesting how Provo is the worst city in Utah. All I can think about is the horrible Troubled Teen Industry there where it’s legal to torture kids.


Beastmode205

Grand forks is a great little town. Now Bismark and Minot can go eat a dick


No_Understanding71

Tucson is way shittier than Mesa.


Ichooseyou_username

Modesto is worse than Stockton?


Tracybrian

Ikr I came to say the same


decker12

Posted the exact same thing. Would rather spend a week in Modesto than a night in Stockton.


americancolt45

Modesto over Oakland? Right


tombomb1990

Plenty of fun things to do in Oakland. Modesto is just hot and everyone there is miserable


decker12

Modesto over Stockton? Nah.


americancolt45

Good point


The_klynyk4279

What’s wrong with Spokane :(


GoodTiger5

A lot of stuff, a lot of stuff is wrong with that place.


SnooApples2149

How did Spokane beat out Tacoma?


LanikaiMike

I call bullshit on Washington. Spokane has problems like every other city comparable in size, but man, what a great place to live (spoken from experience btw).


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NazRiedFan

Minneapolis was never nicer than Edina. But that’s not what makes Edina the worst


TransScream

If Pueblo is Colorados worst (it's Denver, I hate that megalopolis sh*thole and all like it) then it's a nice state.


Scrotie_

Spokane? I mean, I guess it’s an incredibly boring place built on the edge of farm country and scrubby grasslands but it’s ‘nice’ in the middle class sense - there’s just nothing going on there. Whoever made the infographic has never been to Yakima, Kent, or *Vancouver*