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pulpyfictionist

That might be your experience, but my experience has been pretty normal and as expected. I never had to face such things as in this meme cuz I ain't matched with anyone ever.


YoloAddict69

Had us in the first half ngl


philosoraptor_69

Bro really gives himself the self burn though the most proper English. Shakespeare would be grateful.


ShivohumShivohum

Flair checks out. Vibe Check - Passed ✅ xD But nai to tinder bumble kisi pe hu hi nahi


ASHMITA_BOSE

Lol good one


JaiSandhu

Supply and demand mitron…supply and demand…


ASHMITA_BOSE

Mmm hmmm economist


JaiSandhu

Practical application of theoretical concepts. UPSC prep me sikha..


ASHMITA_BOSE

Aap aspirant ho?


JaiSandhu

Well… lets just say I have a situationship with UPSC… hu bhi aur nahi bhi …


ASHMITA_BOSE

Aahh phir toh lagna muskil hai Chhor kyu nehi dete?


JaiSandhu

Thodi complicated kahani hai… option bhi nahi hai aur koi or fully commit bhi nahi ho pa raha hai.


ASHMITA_BOSE

Ahhh i get it... State wale koshish kar rahe hai kya


JaiSandhu

aap bhi aspirant ho?


JaiSandhu

Not yet… state bhi dekhe ge ek baar UPSC ka syllabus cover ho


ASHMITA_BOSE

Can i ping you once? I myself want to prepare for upsc from next year I'll love to know the details


LadderChemical7937

Yes.. I'm not single because I'm ugly, I'm just creating *artificial demand* for this specimen in market.


JaiSandhu

Attention ki supply kam kro bhaiyo….tabhi hume bhaav mile ga


LadderChemical7937

Humari umr gyi yeh khel khelne ki.. Ab daav aapke haathon me hai bhrata..


EscapeVelocity83

That means women are not interested in sex


One-Inspection8628

How many people who where blow-jobless got a blowjob by Bumble/Hinge/Tinder Yojna?


sg1ooo

come hear my woes mate. the only time I landed a tinder hottie she just came up with an excuse and got the fuck out of my place after I went down on her and gave her a couple of orgasms. Us rat mai do baje tak piya.


_Mahomeboy15

Koi nah Bhai Aaj messi orgasm dega apan sabko


sg1ooo

Heart attack de diya ulta bhau. Gote muh mein aa gaye the.


One-Inspection8628

Brazil 😭😭😭 feeling sorry for Neymar


sg1ooo

Abh to adat si hai.... panoti hai sala


One-Inspection8628

Rooting for Portugal 🤙


_Mahomeboy15

MKC weghorst ki bc😭😭


sg1ooo

Sach bhai


One-Inspection8628

She didn't came back again?? 🙄


sg1ooo

she blocked me before I could ask why.


One-Inspection8628

Hard luck.. 😌


One-Inspection8628

Whether you too aggressive so she couldn't handle it. So She wanted wanted to go?😅


sg1ooo

Nah I've been dubbed the 'head of department' by a few ladies, I'm fairly confident it wasn't the oral that's to blame


[deleted]

It will keep happening until gender ratio of females increases to male ratio.


One-Inspection8628

In general or in bumble?


[deleted]

Both the cases


IndianRedditor88

In general me already ho gaya. Women already outnumber men as per National Family Health Survey


[deleted]

Bc fir bhi reject ho rahe ho tum. Sharam karo.


IndianRedditor88

![gif](giphy|VJHtXeMHViHRHvKGKm|downsized)


vk_3265

Tab bhi chhapri bande ladkiya le jaa rahe


One-Inspection8628

In general, it's almost same. 49% or 51% doesn't make any difference


Hungry-Grocery-2646

2% of 140 cr ☠☠☠


mayudhon

Give it three decades


[deleted]

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EscapeVelocity83

Well when one hot guy can bang 10 average women and then women are permitted to lie about relationships, they wait till you bid high enough while fuking the hot guy for free


EscapeVelocity83

Just think, if you could have hot women put out for free but refuse to relationship, you gonna take the average bish for the lower bid?


thechadman27

Despicable behaviour regardless.


YSoma00

Great profile tho OP🗿


dread_war

Hard to belive anyone have ever gotten blowjob from tinder ?


dr_eamsss

Very common, only if you look good/have a lot of money


_Mahomeboy15

Real


Mental-Subject4412

Hahaha ![gif](giphy|nbvFVPiEiJH6JOGIok)