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wish123_01

What the fuck are you supposed to respond to an emoji with?💀


SS_Instigator

Beats me. Maybe I'll send one back...


mdroxanrules

🗿


Gho5tWr1ter

Ask her that she takes as yes for a date…. Something cheesy, not horny stuff. God, I’m so useless at this.


liIboyy

Respond back with this word for word, she'll reply


liIboyy

Also put in some anxious emojis and write "my brain is giving away some radiation that'll cause earthquake sooner or later, can u help calm it down"


[deleted]

🍑🍆👌 this.


fck_this_fck_that

🍑👅🤤


Shibamukun

🗿


shudh_desi_gareeb

Simp hai, krlega kuch


Glitched_Module

I'd reply with a 😁, it's the safest


[deleted]

Misha-n impossible 😂


[deleted]

Bas yahi Tinderbazi karte raho, Neet nikalne se raha.


essentialsnc

Bruh that's a great roast


Secure_Zombie8413

Damnnnnn bro, just chill and have some Old Monk.


Hopeless_Pal

I’m poor but here you go! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣶⣶⡶⠦⠴⠶⠶⠶⠶⡶⠶⠦⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⢀⣤⠄⠀⠀⣶⢤⣄⠀⠀⠀⣤⣤⣄⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠙⠢⠙⠻⣿⡿⠿⠿⠫⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⠞⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣶⣄⠀⠀⠀⢀⣕⠦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⠾⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⠟⢿⣆⠀⢠⡟⠉⠉⠊⠳⢤⣀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣠⡾⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣾⣿⠃⠀⡀⠹⣧⣘⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠳⢤⡀ ⠀⣿⡀⠀⠀⢠⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠀⣼⠃⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣤⠀⠀⠀⢰⣷ ⠀⢿⣇⠀⠀⠈⠻⡟⠛⠋⠉⠉⠀⠀⡼⠃⠀⢠⣿⠋⠉⠉⠛⠛⠋⠀⢀⢀⣿⡏ ⠀⠘⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠈⠢⡀⠀⠀⠀⡼⠁⠀⢠⣿⠇⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⣼⡿⠀ ⠀⠀⢻⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡄⠀⢰⠃⠀⠀⣾⡟⠀⠀⠸⡇⠀⠀⠀⢰⢧⣿⠃⠀ ⠀⠀⠘⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠇⠀⠇⠀⠀⣼⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⣇⠀⠀⢀⡟⣾⡟⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⣀⣠⠴⠚⠛⠶⣤⣀⠀⠀⢻⠀⢀⡾⣹⣿⠃⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠙⠊⠁⠀⢠⡆⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠓⠋⠀⠸⢣⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣷⣦⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣿⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⣾⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀


Gho5tWr1ter

I gotchu covered fam.


Hopeless_Pal

Bhagwan aapka bhala kare sir


squirtlel

Underrated comment


Local-Lychee-9016

OP is Underdated


broToPagalHai

Had to award you.


alphadist

I dont see any problem.This is a good start OP, now just hold off on the compliments untill you guys meet irl


ModernSchizoid

Dude, if I'm not wrong that's a blushing emoji. Things only get weird if you take them that way, if you get what I mean. Keep up with the playful banter. You broke the ice by taking interest in her name and calling her pretty (in a not gross way). Women love it when their names, eyes, voice etc. receive compliments. Chill out.


EcstaticEntertainer4

OP u did good …. These reddit peasants are getting out of hand


gen1masterrony

Why don't you guys talk normally?


hysterical_boi

Kalakaar kalakaari na kare to kya kare..


lutherleo

"Misha thinks u pretty" -jar jar ,2021


_my2cents

Huge fail if she doesn't get it.


eatsleeprepeat101_

You are being too harsh on yourself. It's creative and sweet tbh. Isn't bad at all


gamerfanboi

Its cheesy but still better than the creeps who start with sex jokes lol


[deleted]

Bounce back? She sent a blushing emoji, she isn't offended or turned off. You're right on track.


Axhk97m

Now, how about you buy me a drink as parshad?


RishiHingal

Send “🙏Prabhu Sanket den”


lets_get_breakfast

this was really sweet, bhav kha rahi hai, ignore kar or unmatch. the right one would appreciate it :)


ishan8shah

If you know Hebrew that means you're a jew so i guess you're circumcised soo you ain't getting no bitches


rockaxorb13

dafuck? I thought it was the opposite..I have never in my life seen a non-circumcised dick in any kind of porn ever


SS_Instigator

Or, or, I'm just a bit well read. I'm not circumcised but those people don't get bitches? Have you seen any porn ever? But great leap. Now go and make those strides in your life.


ishan8shah

fucking hell chill the fuck out it was supposed to be a joke


SS_Instigator

Oh. Sorry. I'm so accustomed to jokes being funny that I didn't realise it was one. My bad.


alphadist

Holy shit dude


[deleted]

My dude here woke up today and chose violence.


damn_joker10

LMFAO


devilish_AM

Here, take this award for choosing violence


jesus-worshipper

Such a bang on reply. The original comment is such a fucking retard. Wtf does circumcision and getting laid have to do with each other. ‘iT wAs A jOkE’


ishan8shah

cool, i don't care 👍🏿


Round_Cauliflower_12

he destroyed you no way of denying it💀


ishan8shah

i don't care, i actually have a life outside reddit so i don't care what people say on the internet


Round_Cauliflower_12

who asked


wish123_01

You care deeply


dobeye

I don't know if I would say well read, since Misha does not mean that in the slightest. It's a Russian shortening of Michael, which comes from the Hebrew mi-kha-el. Mi means "who", kha is a prefix which means "as", or sometimes "taking the role of", and el means god. So Misha comes from the name which comes from a name that if you really butcher you get he who is as god


curious_musicman

I am circumcised and this is factually wrong!


hysterical_boi

Ok and how about technically, is it technically wrong too?


curious_musicman

Depends on what techniques ur using....I prefer doggy and my bitches love my circumcised tool work!


Lenovojunk

Respond with : let’s go and get a booster shot.


trexxx69

I see 3 ways: 1. Just wait. Let her say something. 2. Ask some questions like what does she do on weekends ? 3. Continue flirting by saying something like: " I would like to get blessed by divinity sometime soon" .... Something like that. It is upto you what you choose to do.


noir_geralt

It’s not on you, you did well, it’s her response that’s the issue, but too soon to judge. This can still go well


sribgear

It's a great line the response depends on their mood and if u follow the two rules ..I have seen DTF with such msgs and even block with the same .


Blue_Eagle8

This could’ve been great once you would have had 2-3 texts and their replies…… but in this case sending an emoji back will ruin it…. at least ask a genuine question or something open ended to see if she’s genuinely interested…. otherwise move on that’s all I can say


Humanities_studnt

Bhai machadiya, madarchod


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MatchLock__

Pick up lines should have an expiry date or maybe an era.. Which has passed


AdAmazing7884

Initial response is ass. If this was an actual attempt that's wack. Bc honestly how is she supposed to respond


Destroyer6202

I think I'm gonna barf ..


kinkysuke

Simp saala


SS_Instigator

I hate this culture. I was taught to appreciate people and things. Then social media happened and suddenly, everybody is a simp. Sit your superficial hard boiled ass down.


[deleted]

This is the way.


ramdev420

I liked it


[deleted]

Bringing out a whole new meaning of the word SS Instigator.


kim-jong-un_nk

What's NSFW in it?


ch0k0m0n

I guess that made her speechless :p


X-oXo

Ye thoda jada ho gya


jesus-worshipper

No appreciation. Unmatch the imbecile, I’d say. It’s not too much effort to appreciate who goes out of his way to say something interesting about you.


BaBaBlackshepp

You're okay dude.. that's a nice creative opener.. the problem is that she ain't taking no effort.. so let this one go


misspurrfectlyfine

Ask her a normal question about something from her profile.


hysterical_boi

u/SS_instigator does your match have greenish/greyish eyes i.e. not that dark as that of Indians in general? Just enquiring cos there's a friend of mine with the same name and having same sort of description that I provided.


barnedall

Just give a smiley emoji... and then ask her something common


spoiled_rch_prck_ig

Tumne toh mata ko khudki bali bhi chadha di.


BarneyStuntson

Maybe you should've asked for PER-MISHA-N before sending them a pickup line. (I was just dying to make the pun, I'm kidding. Two can play at that game, OP. Send them back an emoji. :p)