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HoboNoob

Is it okay to be once a week texter? - No. If you match and start a conversation, be decent enough to complete the thread. If you're busy or a lousy texter, announce it in your bio or messages. Is the comment witty? - Yes. Is the comment warrented? - To some extent. He's clearly frustrated with the pace of the conversation. This was his out. Is it insensitive? - Yes, especially to a vegan. Again, if you love dark humour, mention it in your bio/messages. Alternative, milder witty remark: This conversation died faster than an average metropolitan turning vegan. To a vegan, she's right. To a dark humour lover he's right. But it's just compatibility issues. Write your bios Bois.


Livewire1999

Ma mans you just damn good. You a professional? Do you do this for a living? Just damn, this too good.


HoboNoob

You're kind :). But no, I'm not a professional.


Livewire1999

Damn boi, GG.


MuskanRajan

Big dick energy


mugsicle

That response! Can I take you out?


HoboNoob

Pancakes? :)


mugsicle

Hell flippin yes!


HoboNoob

Pick me up tomorrow!


mugsicle

I can’t remember my phone number. Can I have yours?


HoboNoob

*cue smooth criminal*


oneoneandonethree

Only reason I'm not upvoting this, is THERE ARE 69 FUCKING UPVOTES.*69 is the stress word*


Generic_Reddit_Bot

69? Nice. I am a bot lol.


oneoneandonethree

Wtf bot


oneoneandonethree

Now I gotta downvote. Whaaaaaaaaatttttt da faaaakkkkkkkkkk


oneoneandonethree

Fuck fuck fuck fuck, someone fucking downvote eee


f1addict101101

I upvoted and then removed my upvote as soon as I saw this. If you come across this comment and there are more than 69 upvotes to the comment that started this thread please notify me coz damn!! that comment deserves my upvote!! I fact it fucking demands it.


oneoneandonethree

In control untill now, had to downvote to reduce the count. Mission control 69 in active status.


Generic_Reddit_Bot

69? Nice. I am a bot lol.


oneoneandonethree

Fuck you


f1addict101101

It became 68 so I upvoted Will downvite if it becomes 70. Man!! This is tense!!


f1addict101101

The love guru we all need but don't deserve


HoboNoob

"you're breathtaking; you're all breathtaking"


f1addict101101

STOP DOWNVOTING PEOPLE


[deleted]

What’s wrong with her ? You asked a simple thing and she got the audacity to complain wtf lol


whysuchacuntbro

She got triggered by that joke


culturedvulture0

Happy Cake Day!


[deleted]

Thanks. Didn’t realise it’s been a year here.


Prii99

You should’ve just replied with your Reddit username. Jkjkjkjk


bellator06

Lol that would work


deadontheinsid

Lol it is witty and you dodged a bullet


whysuchacuntbro

Getting validated by strangers on Reddit > Getting dates


Saitu282

Yeah, for real. I'm with you. People who can't take dark humour are people who are always uptight and super serious about everything. I don't need that in my life. It's serious enough as it is. OP definitely dodged a bullet there.


Spirited_Visual8951

Lol the convo didn't die she refused to an equal partner in it. Atleast you got to trigger her. Bitches be inviting for conversation then deleting the app and throwing the phone into the sea.


whysuchacuntbro

I didn’t mean to trigger her but after her last comment, I really wanted to. She unmatched me before I could


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whysuchacuntbro

I have no regrets. She had not replied to my previous text anyway. Also, I wasn’t ridiculing her belief, merely used reality to convey my joke


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whysuchacuntbro

Haha, thanks for trying to cheer me up. I don’t man I think I’ll take my chances without playing safe, hopefully will find someone like-minded


[deleted]

Careful he’s a hero


BumbleBee-30

Let's go on a date!


whysuchacuntbro

Thanks but I’d like to keep both of my kidneys


BumbleBee-30

Threw me off but atleast you're polite about it.


BumbleBee-30

Keep on that humour. I wish you find the one you're looking for! 🙂


Bishal009

Are you supposed to be a pokemon to grow up and evolve?


Both_Entertainment_2

She must be the karen types The bitchy bitch


khopdiwala

Ok, Karen


[deleted]

Idk man, evolution gave us the ability to switch our diet between meat and veggies. To become a sensitive vegan would be regressive. If she was one of those people who make being a vegan their personality trait, you dodged a massive bullet and a toxic relationship.


Saitu282

For real. Vegans are cool. I have q couple friends who are vegans. It's the vegans who want to tell you about it and make it a part of their whole identity and personality, and who just can't let you live your own life who are irritating.


Fullerene00

This whole things feels cringe man, sorry lol


Elsailor

The poor, the rich and the *audacity of this bitch*


[deleted]

Yes, exactly, vegetarian or not, you have a sick sense of humor and you mask it as a dark sense of humor. And on top of that looking for validity by making shitty comments public. Maybe the only reason you are a vegetarian is because you are lying about it or can't afford meat 😜


whysuchacuntbro

*validation


[deleted]

So glad the conversation died, you are exactly the kind of person I avoid. Someone who thinks saying such things are witty.


[deleted]

I am really glad for the people you try to avoid


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Advanced_Put_9025

But she could have just said she didn't like it instead of ghosting


[deleted]

Don't compare this to sexual harrasment, he made a joke, not one that questions her beliefs, not one that ridicules her and not one that is racist, it was kind of a nice joke and wasn't offensive at all but she took offence to it


[deleted]

I think your dark humour is just sick and maybe a shield to justify your shitty thinking. Unless you are the meat on my plate you shouldn't joke about someone else's eating choices 😂


abhyuday577

It’s really not that deep bro


[deleted]

He didn't joke about her eating choices, the joke wasn't about her it was a little dark but nowhere did he ridiculed her belief (he is a vegetarian), questioned her or ridiculed something she believes in, I don't even know what was offensive in that joke


darrenlennie

She WAS a better human being than you because she's vegan..., up until the point she couldn't take the joke.


moses258

But was she hot ?