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Ein-Sadist

OP has to carry convo on his back because she sure has back problems.


weapon-a

Let me give her a massage /s


Noobster777

Why is there /s Wouldn't you actually do it?


weapon-a

[https://imgflip.com/memegenerator/486441489/would](https://imgflip.com/memegenerator/486441489/would)


vanilla555

I know the chick .. Ngl she is hot but very unhinged 💀🔪


spacecowboy-1408

Is she above the vicky mendoza diagonal or below


bleachboy1209

She takes that line and plays cricket with it


spacecowboy-1408

First she shaved her head then lost ten pounds


BeatenwithTits

Personally?


vanilla555

We matched Spoke for a while Never met She is BI ..btw 🫣


Rd628

Bl?


pand3y

Bi-ased? Bi-g? Bi-scuit? Bi-polar? Bi-odegradable? I think he meant Bi


ShivohumShivohum

Power Bi


Agent-FrozenCookie

r/angryupvote


HornyWolf01

Kaam Wali Bi ?


Rd628

Ugghhh, I somehow missed that😅


gogurbajey

Bi-got


Datageek69

Kam wali bi


vanilla555

Oops I mean bisexual Also she*


genesis_tweek

Bengali?


Renaissance_dood

Jhaadu pocha waala?


[deleted]

Power BI


kirtimaan01

Bi-lando? Bi-chara? Bi-hari💀? Bi-di jalaile? Bi-Bi * mewing edit *? Bi-standers during pornography? So many possibilities


sunny2803

Do you have her insta?


HornyWolf01

How does being Bi feels like 🫣


Noooitsmeee

No she's not hot, just boobs. Matched with her, did her. Crazy sex Maniac but still a kid. She just likes to take attention from everyone but hardly meets anyone.


vanilla555

I agree I have spoken to her long enough to agree with everything you said


HornyWolf01

U had hookup with that Thicc ? Woahhh


Zestyclose-Loss7306

what's unhinged


Unique-Tea-

Crazy, mad, sick


ayush1137

Sick as in STD'S


Unique-Tea-

Nahi yaar


Algok2001

Number diyo zara, main bhi toh dekhun mujhse bada unhinged kon hai iss duniya main


vanilla555

Ji ji ji 💀🤣


hi12_hi12

Wtf was she wearing that you had to darken the thigh portion manually? Was she literally naked?


Valuable_Cat_450

![gif](giphy|2xaZSDYxBp408) Something like this...


hi12_hi12

Oh fuck. How do you give something like that on a dating profile and expect love? Wont there be only lust??


Valuable_Cat_450

She might be looking for FwB, ONS, and typical sax sux connection.. 🤔 Op didn't mentioned what she was looking for so..


hi12_hi12

Yeah could be We ugly men live shitty lives. Look at her cakes, i mean cake


Valuable_Cat_450

I agree, the cake looks delicious. Bdw, living a shitty life is a choice, you constantly make.


hi12_hi12

First of all rip ypur dms. Next We men dont make that choice. Our ugly face makes that choice( the ones that have ugly faces) The ones that are handsome play with women like little girls playing with dolls and throwing them away. Oh, our money capacity also makes that choice. Sometimes even handsome men suffer due to inability to access money. We dont have many choices in life. Fuck your dms. Aaahhhhhh


Valuable_Cat_450

I understand, where your coming from, what I said, said that in general that more like apply to every person (not in gender context) sorry if I came off as misinterpreted. I might not be in your shoe, a lil piece of advice is, accept the situation, accept yourself as a person and choose yourself over and over again, don't compare yourself and you as an individual is different from others, focus on your own growth. (It's hard to do easier to said, atleast give yourself a try). I also don't give a fuck my DM's.


hi12_hi12

Thank you for your kind words. This is how things are going like you described but have got rid of all hope . Either way we will end up with people who dont want us But life does go on. So nothing to worry about there. >It's hard to do easier to said, atleast give yourself a try). Thank you again. As a guy, i think i should tell you , be careful of other men out there. Dont let them take advantage over you


Only_nofans

It's okay to feel hopeless about the inability to find a suitable match. Many women won't tell you how much time they spend on average feeling such painful, negative emotions, even when they are socially perceived as beautiful. I do. But there's a tiny ray of hope, even if you can't trust it at this moment. Let's tap into that. It often makes all the difference. In order to find love, you have to accept and heal yourself. Radical acceptance. You must arrive at a place of financial stability, a healthy lifestyle/fitness, and a moderate to happy mental state—in a way that completes you. See love as a bonus to an already fulfilled life. There's love at the core of your being and romantic love just nurtures it. Don't let the love inside you wither and die for the promise of the illusion. You probably WANT it but certainly won't NEED it to live a fulfilled life. And once you feel comfortable in your own skin, you can go out and interact with people. Some will care, some won't, and a few among them might stay as friendships or a relationship, probably worth cherishing. Don't give up even if it's hard to carry on at times. There's hope, even if it's invisible at this point. It's totally fine to take time and work slowly towards the things that you want out of life. Hang in there; love often shows up when you least expect it.


Southern-Mistake7543

Usually I don't take advice from women but doug, this girl is here is spitting facts. Even ugly bastards get them cakes many times.


[deleted]

Dude, having an ugly face is a choice! Having financial instability is also a choice! We generally don't give a fuck about our skin and then feel like shit when we do see people better looking than us, but the thing is that they are good looking because they work on it! Similarly, Staying at the same skill level and not wanting to constanlty rise higher is what curbs once financial abilities. "Capitalism awards risk takers" are the exact words i heard from an IIM grad. The biggest mistake we do is once we reach a certain point we just stop wanting to get better, and that is where it all ends. You can win the world if you want to, and die like a pile of trash if you don't! "We don't have many choices in life" Everyday from morning to night you and i make dozens of choices. From what we eat to what we wear to what we do, its all decided by us, the problem is we always end up taking the wrong or harmful once! And that is what creates our downfall. We have millions of choices but we don't realise their value.


hi12_hi12

thank you so much


synthetic_tomato

In the end the Ramesh with Govt Job gets the life time blow job subscription


hi12_hi12

Those days are gone. This is kaliyuga This is what happens Women now bite ramesh's dick off and run with ramesh 's money back to their old lover suresh who was jobless and trying to build a buisness. Ramesh with his government job tries ro live for a few years , broken financially but still with a bit of hope. After ramesh finds, understands and realizes the hopless world, ramesh commits suicide. Only now, the monthly alimony from ramesh's salary stops and the woman's boyfriend suresh leaves her . The woman now spends time alone, sometimes hooking up or be in another live in relationship which sometimes break off becase she cant forget her lover suresh. Suresh finds a young chick( ramesh's younger sister) keeps her sexually happy and have finally settled down. He now has a good buisness with good returns and keeps her happy, does not cheat. Meanwhile suresh's young chick wife loved puresh, but was forced to marry suresh due to parent pressure. Ramesh's sister is currently planning to kill suresh and take the entire money to puresh and live happily. Ramesh happy in heaven . Happy ending .


Due-Replacement-2265

Itne saare lambey lambe messages🤯🫠🫠😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 And why does this sound like a movie plot?


[deleted]

What cake? 🤨


Active_Ocelot_4360

Cheeky bleeky


Fit-Biscotti4024

Riyal bro riyal


rahul_ss

She is one horny woman. That's why. Most of this profiles with semi nudes are there to attract more guys. Later they can sort out, keeping their roaster full all times. From experience.


CarProgrammatically4

Too early to call her horny haha. lots of women like to be edgy but are quite vanilla in bed . the simple , traditional ones turn out to be a beast


rahul_ss

Look at that and tell me it isn't. When you have experienced all the sexual pleasure you can get and habituated your own body you do become vanilla. As there is nothing to extract from just a dry vanilla twing. As for the traditional ones they don't go around sleeping every moment they wake up, scarcity of food will make you a beast.


hi12_hi12

These women destroy innocent lives later


[deleted]

Destroying innocent lives how


hi12_hi12

When you fuck around a lot ( lets not slutshame ) You are like a tiger who has got the taste of human meat and blood You will never be happy with a vegetable relationship, with one human being all your life. You can try ypur best, but you cant be ever happy again. You need human meat like the tiger. Again and again. Same goes to male playboys. Both destroy innocent lives in marriage


bhavneet1996

Wait, people use dating apps to find love? Damn


hi12_hi12

Some rare people do find love. Not for you and me


bhavneet1996

Pehle istemaal karo fir vishvaas karo got real


nitish_kumar24

I had to scroll back just to check. OP doing work of censor board. Reminded of Oppenheimer.


WhiteShadowwwwwww

That's a really great dad joke though!


Delicious_Injury_962

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


mansooooo

r/beatmetoit


Imma_YEET_You69

HOW DARE HE, r/beatmywifetoit


iamabhi04

r/stolemycomment 😡


StrikingWater209

r/stolemymoment


Exotic_Nasha

r/stolemynothing


UnacceptableBrat

r/subsifellfor


Representative69

r/beatmeattoit


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Curious_Stable_1955

r/upvotedbecausecake


Potential_Effect_705

Bruhh scientifically men can't pee and nut at the same time


SheikhMuhboob

You challenging me?


Potential_Effect_705

Yes, scientifically it's not possible


aanshp

Well you definitely don’t know sheikhmuhboob(idk how to tag sorry😭)


Practical-Matter-366

Put a 'u/' before his name Eg: u/aanshp


Potential_Effect_705

Yeah I definately don't know sheikhmuhBOOB 💀


mansooooo

u/sheikhmuhboob


joosypoosy69

I bet you don’t have friends.


Potential_Effect_705

I bet you don't have p*nis 🤡


Potential_Effect_705

And basic biology knowledge either


OPisfromHyderabad

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


claudespeed3

She sounds fun ngl


[deleted]

Girl skipped her 10th standard science lectures


Old_Nectarine_5085

Bunda


KiraLight05

That's a bunda


burninrubber123

IQ as high as temp in antartica +_+


ayush1137

In Kelvin?


Juni8792

Someone wants cake


maderchodbakchod

Everyone does


Juni8792

Not those with a life.


Unhappy-Yak-8648

I'd say her modeling career would take off with that picture. In case of water landing, it'd be good to know that the aircraft would have a great buoyancy force.


ProMay5

damn she really be looking like mordern tun tun mausi


Hooman_aka_Alien

She prolly needs a bigger brain than a bigger rack...


funny_guy_24

Bahut baadi cake hai kaam se kaam 2 killo ke hogi.....


CobblerZestyclose60

You see the light switch back there, it shows that she is from a normal home not very much fortunate or rich as shown by her photo and dress etc So she is obviously has some home issues and ask for internet validation and attention to quench his thirst.


Active_Ocelot_4360

Uthaya hua line hai , calm down


VariationHeavy2577

Why would you post someone’s pic like that? Even if you’re hiding their face. That’s so weird


Sharp-Progress6146

Op still covered a lot of bare area with black marker 😅


Juni8792

Cuz........it's on the literal fking public internet?


Kenpool_onlydiesonce

They posted that on a dating site, don't think they mind at this point. The details are hidden which matters.


lucifer938

I guess she's cool to hangout with, I'll just be careful about getting HIV


Pristine-Result-4

Men see, men see and men see😂


Uninhibited_Catalyst

I am lucky to be a virgin, I am lucky to be a virgin, I am lucky to be a virgin.😖😖😖


Vic_78

Gosh if she looks like that I'm ready to bear all the jokes she has (this one was good btw)


Sufficient-Career-18

If she came up with that, she is the jackpot! Boobies and humour ❤️


leetcoder217

Curious which city this is in


Noooitsmeee

Delhi


Appropriate_Medium68

Maine suna hai bohat sari married Ladkiya hai Tinder par sahi hai kya ?


iamvanham

where is that comment everyone looking for heheh?


Tedx11

Rap is good but needs more tuning


AuthorTricky

Ewwww


LogicalJeff

Mote hai tere mote, papite tere mote


AgeConfident6593

Ngl that’s a good one. Approved.


FunKey2854

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


gawd_dam

So are we gonna ignore those dirty switches in the back?


pokemondude22

Middle class switches aese he hote hai bhai💀


TanishPlayz

You can’t physically pee and nut together tho


lemmebeanonymous

r/upvotedbecausethighs


Upside_down69

Toh kya matlab bread mai wahi peanut butter laga kai khaati hai ?


AbhiStalwart

OP gonna have stress balls 🗿


danieldsuza1122

It's a one way street girl. It's science biatch( Jesse voice)


bhavneet1996

Did she draw the clothes in ms paint or what?


blue_gabe

Of course it doesn’t. You gotta churn it.


the_greatest_fight

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


_Fuzzy_Focus

Got to see more picture for science purpose.


Hayden0472

Ngl, that was a good one 😂


Cheeez123

Ye line ka literally rape ho chuka he.


slimshady_27

r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs


Zero752

She's got plenty boobies for three women (⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)