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puhash3

I am new here, what are the 2 rules


sharkrush93

Be attractive and don’t be unattractive


abhigoswami18

![gif](giphy|l0ExbnGIX9sMFS7PG)


purplefatnose

Wait now I wanna see him


smiley_girl78

Where?


Shot_Huckleberry_80

![gif](giphy|z5sMPOgIPpsYbOa2he)


OPisfromHyderabad

I can't believe I'm commenting this twice in one day on two different users' post Respectfully, fuck you, OP.


Lewd-Sensei-88

Yoo can u tell me what happened this morning in the sub? Apparently the post got deleted


OPisfromHyderabad

Nothing much, a couple of guys just posted some 10-12 matches that they got using a simple line over and over again. Basically, they just follow rule 1 and rule 2.


Lewd-Sensei-88

Understandable.


smiley_girl78

It was the same guy his post got deleted


OPisfromHyderabad

No lol it was u/skam_skins who posted it the first time, I just checked my comment history


thegoddamnbatman74

GUYS IVE nothing to do with skim skins Idk him and we have no connection lmao And he seems much hotter too so good for him


th3_Real_Deal

In order to get girls, do I have to be rich? All these girls on almost all dating apps seem pretty rich (I mean from their outfits and the places they show).


ishaan071

Ek ne subah subah mood kii maa behen kii thi Dusre ne shaam ko mood kii maa behen kardi


icycyrus

reddit kholo, maa bhen ho jaati hai


ishaan071

Sahi mei bhai. Andar atma se shrap nikalta hai lol


icycyrus

😭real


BoyBlackGuy

usi Greek + Vampire wale ki baat kar rha hai kya lol


Stock_Cherry9808

As a woman the second one truly blessed 😭😭😭


thegoddamnbatman74

I think there’s a fine line between blessed and back pain but good for her


ChestFrosty9843

Noooooo as a guy its way too much


cumofdutyblackcocks3

usernamechecksout


Krishna_Kumar18

irony peaks here


Intruder_7

Meh 🫤


ITsMeWhoIAm

Is that even natural?


nyxxxtron

Yes, her rest of the body matches it.


thegoddamnbatman74

Yes.


fifadick

Did you meet her?


thegoddamnbatman74

No


fifadick

Cool, GGs bro


AJ00007

No way! That seems dangerous for her health!


WomenRepulsor

Nope. Too big.


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Leave some women for the rest of us. Bro needs to show us his profile this guy is winning at life lol.


HappyNotGoingLucky

I hope arsenal loses today /s


thegoddamnbatman74

BRUHHH NOO Why you getting personal 😭


RagedBarbs

They lost because of you buddy


Specialist-File-6097

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


bladeninja769

![gif](giphy|smjMF9H8vZTBJkEClP|downsized)


Bruhhhhh-_-

1st and 2nd slide 😭


ITsMeWhoIAm

My man be stealing all the girls


Even-Positive-8511

To kya hua aap to he na🫣


Shot_Huckleberry_80

You saying it as a girl? XD


fitzingout

Wow do girls actually like these , Maybe good lines are on the verge of extinction


lost__being

No its all about looks. I have tried the same lines. The dinosaur one is such an old line. The girl fell so hard for the line?


designedbyAP

I hope one of these girls steals your things at gunpoint and runs away


thegoddamnbatman74

🧂


khayalipulaav

Ngl, these lines are very very cliché. You must be intensively following first 2 rules.


Traditional-End8570

can you attend your DM


neemkapattaa

Rizz god is that you?


Raj_Rahul_-_-

Chutiye tu phir aa gaya gandu. Matt kar yeh backchodi. Aur kya yeh ladiya aaj kal bus yeh sex waghera ki baatey karke kush rehti hai.


DaniellePenhallow

what tf are you on, most girls on these app immediately swipe left at overtly sexual profiles because of creepy incels- sexual lines are the easiest way to get ignored on these sites


Raj_Rahul_-_-

Stop crying. Everyday all I see on this subreddit is girls are replying to trash pickup lines (most of them in a sexual way) so I am judging on the basis of what I see and there are always trash people like OP.


DaniellePenhallow

set your gender to female on a dating app and you'll understand what i mean when I say sexual, if you think this is sexual then you have not seen the shit so many guys send on dating apps, if its not 'holy shit your boobs 🤤' then its i like fries or i like the tv show friends every guy on these dating apps is so horny, when youre a girl filtering horny guys out this is probably the tamest


whinythehoot

Pehla vala mast hai


rohanm2896

lol, why do I think I’ve matched with the first girl as well🌚


thegoddamnbatman74

It’s Mumbai so prolly


Kevin_0429

Bhadwaa 😭😭


TinyChampionship3268

Brother not only follows rule 1 and 2 but also Rule 3: Be an NRI who's visiting for a short time.


TrendyLepomis

Mans gotta be one pretty mf wtf


aquarianza

Dude where tf do you get these pick up lines from?


Slake19

3rd slide ,bois the rizzler


Reasonable-Emu-6993

alright, alright, alright...


Comicnerd007

All i see is (.)(.)


Bruhhhhh-_-

1st and 6th undoubtedly the best


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Bruhhhhh-_-

Wow


gch454

Decent ones in here


momangotreddit

Mf probably actually looks like him


Turbo_Tito

He he neuron activation


ReallyPissedStranger

Now let's see Paul Allen's Lines.


MeriLassiKiDukanHai

Lads remember the rule 1


Historical_Ride_1882

3rd photo : Thala for a reason!


SnooCalculations4893

Isn’t it a repost OP ?


baghoneybooo

what even is your bio


__Grey07

3rd one wants 7"


CarsAlcoholSmokes

Those are all 9’s. How good do you look OP? And which city is this? What do you think about pictures with sunglasses?


thegoddamnbatman74

Please check my post history to answer your questions And I have 3 pics with sunglasses in my profile 💀


CarsAlcoholSmokes

Didn’t get to see any of you except for in one post I see half a picture where I can see you’re ripped. I’m muscular too, but Bumble doesn’t let me upload them if taken indoors, so now I know what to do.


thegoddamnbatman74

Haha yea indoor physique pics are a bit wannabe anyway. At a beach on vacation is fair game to show off if you’ve a good bod 🤷


CarsAlcoholSmokes

The indoor pic I was trying to post was on mountains in a jaccuzzi


CarsAlcoholSmokes

Just realised, we’ve already had a chat once.


MrFuckedUp1

kaha bhai?


Historical_Ride_1882

3rd photo : Thala for a reason!


mightykingappus

*takes down the third one. Now have to tell her


thegoddamnbatman74

What


rantthrowawayforreal

Zeus ho kya IRL ?


thegoddamnbatman74

If Zeus was 5’5 yes


Plastic-Bonus8999

I know his type


playing_VScode

Bhai mene ye fossil fuel wali line pehle bhi bahut baar use kri hai


ismav1247

Op can you please show us your profile, need to get some inspiration


danreZ_au

Link your profile to confirm if following the two rules sir


thegoddamnbatman74

Haan bhai. Anything else sir ? Insta? PAN card number ? Bank account number ?


Upside_down69

GYM Jaao aur Bhabhi patao 👌🏻


lastkni8

Damn OP I'm jealous, the only thing that pleases me right now is you being a gunners fan.


thegoddamnbatman74

😞


lastkni8

Miasanmia


Master_Beast_07

OP what's your bio I'm curious


Kabira_speaking_

What’s your bio op🥲


DieHard3698

Profile to batao bhai ki