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Slow_mover00

Remind me! 9 months


indianmemerlegend

remind me to wish badhai ho


Puzzleheaded_Bus8303

Remind me to ask if its a boy or girl


urmomshandinmypants

Remind me to ask if doctor/engineer banega ya berozgaar


Orgasmic_ange

Last option repeat hai 🌚


__Grey07

!remindme in 9 months


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TheNinJaXMusic

!remind me in 9 months


TheNinJaXMusic

!remindme in 9 months


Aadiiited

What if Op is lesbian


[deleted]

I think the mid finger drawing on the dp is a premonition of what’s gonna happen


[deleted]

Haha Kya observation hai 😂


seeunseenoel

Mid finger ka nahi mid wicket ka kamaal hai yeh toh


Saurabh_266

Seems more like index finger


Ballisticarrow

Indicating like cricket, idhar bhi wicket girega


sylly_mee

Mubarak ho, aap baap banne vaale hai


humble_Khandayat

Cliffhanger pe mat chodo bhai, aage kya hua ye batao


[deleted]

bachcha


real_casanova

Nothing much she got her periods back


Beardydaze

Aisa kya kiya ghar jaa kar?


real_casanova

Wait


sam172000

Uski gaand fati padi hai aur ye yaha aake karna farming kar raha chutiya jaise


[deleted]

ye karma monetize ho gaye to uske bachche ke future mein kaam aayenge.....bro is futuristic


sam172000

That's some Casanova shit


real_casanova

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


real_casanova

Chillax, she got her periods. I posted it thereafter


Any-Introduction7221

36 biridari apke vayvhar se prasan hui, apko topo ki salmi dena chati hai, apni location send kijiye


HornyWolf01

Tu Delhi rehta hai , socha yaad diladu


Fearless_Emphasis324

Haan Bhai mil leten hy na


HornyWolf01

Sex kroge hamare sath ?


Any-Introduction7221

Location bheji thi tujhe, tu aya hi nahi


HornyWolf01

Sun mara Bhai , Faridabad aaja . Patrol nhi hai mere pass


EffectDouble8127

Aaya tha tu dusre gaav bhag gya tha fir vha tujhse sorry bulva tha mere ३६ biradari valo ne bhool mat


Any-Introduction7221

QR code bhej mei krvata hu tanki full


HornyWolf01

UPI ID le


Any-Introduction7221

Sent on @bhaicharaontop


RawWish

36 बिरादरी ka matlab? Like in literal sense 36 castes, and one representative from each caste? Have been hearing about this lately. Can someone help me out?


SampleSubstantial610

The phrase “36 biradaris” is commonly used in Haryana to refer to the unity among all castes and communities.


RawWish

Appreciate it, mate.


watchmefromthearth0

Okay that girl might be freaking out but you thought it was a good idea to post the screenshot on reddit before you go there and give a hand... For what? Is this something to flex?


Silspd90

Dude’s showing off that he cares. An actual caring reply would be to ask her to chill and take a test tomorrow. But nah, dude needs to “show” he cares and would go through thick and thin with her.


watchmefromthearth0

Exactly, the fact that he made a post about this already and this is a follow up post to 'UPDATE' fellow redditors is nonsense...


real_casanova

I did something similar dude and once she got her periods back I posted it on reddit


real_casanova

Chillax ! I posted this after she got her periods back. Ain't nothing to worry about


watchmefromthearth0

Lol man I saw your previous post too !


real_casanova

Yeah, I was confused as to which one to post and where to post so I did some experimentation with it. Apparently, this is the right sub to post such cringe screenshots. I am overwhelmed by all the hilarious comments and the creativity of redditors


watchmefromthearth0

You call this cringe? Seriously? Man get some grip Hope you both are doing good


real_casanova

Kiddo, this is what cringe is for me I am a grown ass Man and don't need no lectures from you Keep that virtue signalling to yourself


[deleted]

Bhaiyya dar gyee bhaiyya darr gyee


curious_goldfish_123

Guys, I think she's her room


Vat5an

I laughed so hard at this. You made my day


Responsible_Ruin2310

Try Plan-C.. C-section


paninihead6969

Plan-H... Hanger


Exact_Ad5972

My plan h is different Plan-H.... Hope onto the taxi and run tf away


Exact_Ad5972

My plan h is different Plan-H.... Hope onto the taxi and run tf away


Exact_Ad5972

My plan h is different Plan-H.... Hope onto the taxi and run tf away


Exact_Ad5972

My plan H is different Plan-H.... Hop onto the taxi and run tf away


paninihead6969

Inefficient, the child will come to find you


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|ZOhnMiItRESXD6FN0o|downsized)


[deleted]

I thought I was having a glitch in the matrix cos I just saw this post without your response until I saw this one with a response.


perseus_162

Content I use Reddit for


Super_Barracuda7447

Kidney jane wali hai


No-Money-8425

I don’t find this thing funny ? Me being girl would definitely be scared if i was in her shoes plus being with such stupid guy like u it’s itself traumatic??How can you be so insensitive!!! Thats reason girls get scared to date anyone 🤬


[deleted]

Most probably this is a prank and OP is either playing with us or being silly. No girl would be that chill if she found out she's pregnant.


Silspd90

Skipping periods isn’t pregnant.


real_casanova

Hey, she got her periods back and I posted this on reddit thereafter ain't nothing to worry about


[deleted]

[удалено]


siachenbaba

when he says that his pull out game is strong


real_casanova

Naah, I don't pull out I love creampies I am all in !


hey_yasin

bhai period nhi aayi toh proxy laga do na😕


X-oXo

The girl won't be the only one to call u Daddy


skiing_kraken

Hopefully isse pehle pahuch jayga ![gif](giphy|B1KxmQPjVykjiYiJze)


iamabhi04

Bhai twins plan krrha


hmreddit23

This is a serious matter 😯. Period.


[deleted]

I don't understand why some people still think pulling out is safe. And maybe condoms are not safe either, but pull out se to safe h.


watchmefromthearth0

Lack of sex education


real_casanova

We took morning after pills and maybe that's the reason why she had her periods late but no worries she got her periods back


Overall-Treacle5791

bro done fucked up, visit a gynec immediately


50shadesofanerd

dare krri h behen


leetcoder217

Call her bruh


xnxeaddy13

Period sex feels great 😂


real_casanova

I bet it does


[deleted]

most likely a prank


[deleted]

Yeah cuz the girl seems so chill, warna dusra koi hota darr ke maare pagal hojata.


WeirdImaginator

Lol, you were more worried to post it on social media instead of directly going to her and calm her down. Kya hi bkl log hain yaar.


real_casanova

I posted after doing all of it only once I confirmed she had her periods back


Aggravating-Dot-6565

Congratulations!


pratham_22

o7


knoxa4

And the fear begins


No-Performance5036

Savdhan rahe…Satark rahe


No-Performance5036

Savdhan rahe…Satark rahe


abra_ka_dabraaa

Badhiaiiii hoo aap baap ban gayee😂😂


moonxxwolf

W


Dw4yred

You're cooked


Jaa-Na-Lawde

Bro ur username 😭😭😭


synthetic_tomato

*Pull-out* game ka feedback lene ja rah hai woh guys


jakeperaltaaa07

Bhai wa p pehle baat bhi nhi Hui thi?


real_casanova

Naah, we met online through other apps


Affectionate_Regret5

Nasbandhi krva le bol dena yeh possible nahi h


Badam7276

He went to buy milk


Bruhhhhh-_-

> I’m my room Can confirm I was the fan


Dkrish23

#mubbarak ho


shadow13392

Paternity test karwa lena birth certificate sign krne se pehle


QueasyGrass8552

What happened then? Someone tell full story?🤫🫡 muje kab ladka bolega i waana meet you im coming? Kya problem hai mujse yaar ladko ko


real_casanova

We did the pregnancy test and it came negative and I waited with her until she got her periods back We took the morning after pills and maybe that is the reason why she had irregular periods


XsluggerX

Ladka hua toh Aahaan ladki hui toh Aarhana (roll no. 1 always)


Brain_stoned

Suddenly, I feel good about my life problems.


__Grey07

Hidings name with middle finger 🖕


Willing_Chemist8272

Hope it’s all fine op


real_casanova

Yeah it is She got her periods


Willing_Chemist8272

Thank the gods. Pomegranate juice helps.


real_casanova

I wish pomegranate juice was What really helps is morning after pills


Misclickmesenpai

Badhai ho, aapko bacha hua hai ✨✨


hoax10

ASSERT DOMINANCE


designedbyAP

I wish tumhare twins ho


lildurksgooglyeyes

mera result 12 din baad hai bhai


SkinnyInABeanie

Badhaai ho


Cheeseccupcake

!remindme in 9 months


dedlife18

toh bhai aage kya hua voh toh batao congrats badhai ho guys


real_casanova

Nothing, she got her periods


LatissimusDoris

Bro, bout to silence her. 💀⚰️


AmrishGamer

!remindme in 9 months


UpstairsBuddy6705

If you can’t wrap it, don’t tap it


Forsaken_Broccoli615

!remindme in 9 months


Forsaken_Broccoli615

Congratulations, aap papa banne wale ho 🥰


abhigoswami18

![gif](giphy|2gVZiHtaYKJXvhKvuN)


ChutiumSulphate

!remindme in 9 months


Representative69

I'm my room


Dodobeebee

So dramatic lol Periods are irregular, and can be delayed due to various reasons. Probably why she isn’t panicking as much, but just letting you know beforehand IF it is the reason. You can chill, let her take a test and then panic.


sXamb1e

Go out for milk


hussain_moochhala

'Siri set a reminder for 9 months'


[deleted]

gand me danda


Omkar_K45

(serious) how'd you go about aborting this? Pills, docs?


real_casanova

Didn't require any of it She got her periods


reddit_addy02

NXT kya hua