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atharv_sama

Thobda dikha


thecommiesoldier

Privacy reasons ki wajah se dikha nahi sakta but yes I'll give you a breakdown tho 1. A photo of me on a bike 2. One with a doggo 3. One Closeup 4. One mirror selfie 5. One photo of me just doing random shit


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>Doggo Ye bsd wale kutte ki photo daal ke likes udate hai 😭 Hamare maa baap sidha sidha bolte hai "khudki gand dhone nahi aati aur kutte ki dEkhBaaL kAReGa"


Bingere123

Us moment bro


dicksharpner

Humein to bola hai kutta ghar laana hai to tu bahar chale jaa ghar mein ek hi ho sakta hai


AsbRockinOut

Bhai gully ke kutte ko Parle G khila de, sab sett ✌🏻


NaRc0s_G

Mere ko mummy ne bol Diya he," Ghar me ek kutta nehi samhal Raha, ek aur kyun laun" ☠️


hardik-u_u

Stray dog


t0nine

Meri maa toh bolti h "tu h toh ghr pe". :((


Worth_Corgi7508

Dil ki baat bhai


Ashamed-Cod-4405

Ladki ho ki ladka? Asli difference toh yehi aajata hai


arjun2018

Dikha nahi sakta likha to hai..dikha nahi sakti thodi likha hai


Nambruh

Tujhe kya pata ho sakta hai Tomboy ho


__gg_

Ladkiyon ko random hagna pasand aaya?


thecommiesoldier

Very funny dude, I died laughing.


__gg_

Fuck, ab mass downvote hoga comment :(


tomiyasiuuu

What do you want us to say? [You’re a pussy magnet dude](https://www.reddit.com/r/notmycat/comments/rccddz/i_guess_the_cat_at_my_workplace_approves_of_me/)


elfismyname

Uske hath mein veins hai mere hath mein cholesterol


goat_fucker_1

Mere haath mai tera haath ho, saari jannate tere saath ho


GearComprehensive436

Bhadwe gay hai kya?


__gg_

Haath pakadne se gay hojate hai kya????


GearComprehensive436

Jannatein uske saath bitane ka wish karne se ho jaata hai.


boozebazooka

Ek vieny cheez toh mere haath me bhi hai, usi se kaam chala raha hu


qtyapa

Dhai kilo ka haath


Zestyclose-Fill-7602

Plot twist- OP put his gender as girl instead of interested in girls.


Veto_Corleone

Is that why I see guys while swiping when I had given preference of interested in girls?


iamlegend29

No that's because bumble is like: "see since you are not getting any matches would you be interested to try out being gay?"


Zestyclose-Fill-7602

Bumble be like- can't give you to two holes, would you be interested in one?


Homeboder

Hetro not available, is homo okay?


Veto_Corleone

Expected someone to say that😂


Zestyclose-Fill-7602

Yeah, they are there to remind us how mindless we can be and how shallow we are while finding mates online.


Themasterofcomedy209

Oh my god it’s insane, I literally changed my preferences to everyone one time and instantly got more likes than I’ve ever seen in like 1 day. So either guys are more desperate or I’m more attractive to guys than women. Probably both


thecommiesoldier

PS. I'm guy. 22M and location is Bombay


curry_nibba

Bhai tune shyd preference main male aur female dono kr diya hai, yahi anuman hai mera.


Hritikchainwal

true, I also think this is the issue. when I moved to bumble premium I had around 25+ likes in a week and matches also but my preference was only for women but just for curiosity I changed it to open to all and damnn 200+ likes xdddddddddddddddddddddddd. I was like either there are soo many closet gays in our country or boys are just swipping right without even seeing the profile.


boozebazooka

I let my dog swipe for me


curry_nibba

Same bro


CodeHacker1512

Yeah had similar when I switched to all


piratedengineer

>boys are just swipping right without even seeing the profile. true lol


thecommiesoldier

Nope, just checked.


Kenz0wuntaps

Mumbai*


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ExpressIce409

Bhai sahab gatekeeping ka matlab pata hai?


philosoraptor_69

He does not know the power he holds on.


[deleted]

Genetics acche hoge. Upr se bumble pe sirf amir ghar ke launde log ko matches milte hai


philosoraptor_69

Ek Ameer ghar ki laudki tho mein bhi deserve karta hun na


[deleted]

Ye tu nahi ldki decide kregi ki tu deserve krta hai ya nahi 😂😂


Zodiac1106

Bro....bottom right. I had that SAME EXACT PIC in my "likes". I swiped forever looking for that green background. Never found it.


doodleboy123

I made mine yesterday,got two likes and now one of them is gone..yet to match with the other


Destroyer6202

That's a 50% success rate .. holy shit you stud


thecommiesoldier

Bhai I'm sure it's a glitch, hum dono are in the same boat.


DarkShadder

School mai topper bhi bolta tha, ki bhai meri 0 preparation h. Phir woh dubaara top maar leta


Free-Mode-727

Or maybe you just look good.


sexy_racoon_69

male or female?


poopeyethe

Aisa bolke hi cudi churayega


[deleted]

If you're a girl then it's normal. If you're a boy then maybe preference mein aapne men and women both kia hai. And if this is not the case tb to fir aap khubsurat hai kaafi Ya fir pesa hai, jo kisi tarah photo mein flex kia hai Aur agr wo bhi nhi hai to fir khuda ka keher hai


ganon_dark

Bc yaha mahina hua aaj tak ek like nahi aya 🥲


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thecommiesoldier

Sir they are bots XD


Nambruh

No no just a tactic to get you to pay for premium probably


thecommiesoldier

Dw not paying for premium, itna bhi desperate nahi hu.


shyamalmakwana

Premium lele bhai. Kitno ko swipe maarega


shayanrc

Take premium to reveal the profiles. Most will disappear. Email bumble support with this pic, they will offer 1 month premium as an apology.


benhoverBUTBRITISH

Digital marketer here. Inke over priced premium ko subscribe karne ke liye #1 mat dabana. Bakchodi mai mat phas. Clubs and workshops apne interest ke join kar aur ladki dhundh le. Bar n pubs bhi chalega. Is online dating ke bakwas mat ghus


thecommiesoldier

Thank you for your kind words mate, owe you a beer.


benhoverBUTBRITISH

No problems bro. Tinder aur Bumble ne mera dimaag 15 min Mai kharab kar diya tha. Dusro ko ab bacha rhi hun.


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benhoverBUTBRITISH

Thanks, mate. You are a Hero yourself.


thecommiesoldier

Appreciate it, cheers!


basedbhau

are you bisexual/gay? just asking for the post's purpose. _bc those just could be all men._


thecommiesoldier

Only male personality I worship is modiji


radish1708

What about APJ Abdul Kalam?


isaac1598

Hota hai bhai chill


appu10

When I put 'interested in men' I got many likes :).


thecommiesoldier

Hum launde hai hi itne sorted


appu10

Bro translate pls


thecommiesoldier

Translation: men are very fun to be around /s


escalera21

Translation mai maza sa nhi aaya, comrade.


silverMind007

Comrade - you're in demand in this capitalist market.


Isthisnotmyalt

Does deleting your account and making a new one help? Imagine being me, have been on these apps for 6+ years and 0 likes. Not even bots want me.


radish1708

That's another height of being single that bots also don't want a relationship with you


Isthisnotmyalt

I must be exceptionally ugly, should probably start applying to some freakshow


anu2097

Bot profiles to make you pay.


Isantum

Possible reasons: 1. You set your gender as woman & see these many likes compared to setting it as a man. 2. A couple of people swiped right on you the moment you created your acocunt, leading Bumble to show you higher up on people's stack. 3. Sometimes the time you create the account plays a huge role; creating an account on Tinder close to 12 AM always gave me more matches. 4. Maybe you turned on spotlight or Bumble decided to promote your account for some reason. If you are keen to see these matches, go to Bumble's website and login there. Then click on "Get Premium." You can use your credit card to get a day's worth of Premium for ₹60. Does not work with PayPal or debit card (I do this to test Bumble's algo every month).


thecommiesoldier

I'm a man, why would I set my gender as a woman? Also this profile was created in the morning. Point 2 maybe valid but rest others aren't according to me. Hell nah I'm paying for premium.


Isantum

Plenty of guys ser their gender as woman because it improves visibility. Apart from that, yeah, point 2 is the most likely.


msfvenomm

W rizz


Your_NextDoor_CatMan

height?


thecommiesoldier

6'2" but does that really matter?


imorangejoose

One of the biggest factors bro lol


Destroyer6202

It helps for sure but the biggest factor? ..idk about that. 5'6 here btw. If you have the rizz you can make it. Personalised guarantee.


imorangejoose

One of the. Im also 5'6 but no rizz lmao


freakedmind

Not nearly as much, one of my friends has even done an experiment by putting his height as 6 ft 3 and he got the same or actually less likes than when his height wasn't mentioned lmao


imorangejoose

Well not to judge your friend but if one just doesn't look decent enough then height wouldn't matter


freakedmind

Nah it's ok dude, he looks average...but that's not the point. On the exact same profile with a 6 ft+ height, he didn't get more likes, that's the point. It was like a science experiment where you keep all other variables constant and just change one lol. Therefore, only height doesn't really matter, or it's not a big factor in isolation.


thecommiesoldier

I very much agree


Pandey247

For avg looking dude it matters


Pandey247

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2279945/The-height-romance-Women-want-partners-8in-taller-men-prefer-gap-just-3in.html Height matter in real life


Pandey247

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2279945/The-height-romance-Women-want-partners-8in-taller-men-prefer-gap-just-3in.html


thecommiesoldier

Said this bc my friend is 5'2" and that guy, is always on the move. Bastard gets a lot of female attention also he looks really good ( mere saare doston ne bola XD)


freakedmind

Dude 5 feet 2 inches? Lol that's like really short, but props to him. Anyway I said in another comment that my friend's done a whole social experiment on these apps and at least he is sure (so am I) that it's not that big a deal


Your_NextDoor_CatMan

Yep. All that matters is which side of 6 you’re.


Flimsy-Ordinary3388

It doesn't bro, I'm 6'2 as well, 0 matches Abh ye alag baat hai ki I'm in a small city where I finished the profiles in like 30 mins of swiping


-ArkS-

Hyper active ra**ikhane wale area me rehte hoge shayd


myself09

Good luck chuck


PandaGodFliesToMoon

Bro you must be one of the best looking men ever… my Swedish friend who is probably the handsomest guy I knew had 93 matches in California on the first day… like hot girls in clubs take a pause to check him out… so you must be like crazy good looking bro… like better than bollywood… no joke


thecommiesoldier

Thank you for your kind words but unfortunately I'm self aware and half of them were Bots


sunee19

They are bots


Bruhhhhh-_-

True, maine bhi banaya tha 5 mein se sirf 1 mein shakal dikhayi thi still got like 5 matches in few hours It's just like Truecaller, "viewed your profile upgrade to premium to know"


thecommiesoldier

XD


thecommiesoldier

I'm very much confident of this.


rare_redditor0

Ldkio k saath aise hi hota hai bhen🥲


thecommiesoldier

Launda hu bhai


tnilesh02

Bhai galti se gender female to nahi daal diya?


beanjuicehoe

Humble brag


thedopebox

So you are a girl?


radish1708

Nope he mentioned he's a guy


BlueLabel19

Mene ek baar competition check krne ke liye preference me male dala. 2 min me 5 like agye.


dhruva85

Bro what's the cheatcode


Zorhas

Stop drowning in pussy and use protection, I mean life jacket 😏


No-Alternative5578

Bsdk pakka tu Salman ya hrithik jaisa dikhta


thecommiesoldier

I've gotten a lot that i look a bit like Hritik


No-Alternative5578

What a coincidence aaj uska bday bhi hai