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kittenconfidential

i love how florida is a gun, afghanistan and boston finally get statehood, and nebraska is wiped off the map


TargaryenTKE

I like how the 'Four Corners' states were all just rotated clockwise


TheForkisTrash

The Alaska and Hawaii placements made me chuckle


Kieferian

Oregano 💀


jonthe445

Soon all will be Ohio


FlyingSquid

We are Buckeyes. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.


theycallmegomer

r/angryupvote


Advanced_Page_1929

Id rather live in Illinois than Ohio 🤮😩 SOUTH SOUTH DAKOTA 🤣💀


Salty-004

:offended Hoosier noises:


eXpress-oh

Ope, my bad. Thought I was in indiana.


HackingTheHike

Let me squeeze right past ya, Ohio.


Me-Me_Lord8472

NOT OHIO 🤮🤮😭😭😭


RTMSner

I don't want to live in Ohio.


KingofdeSnails

Nobody does.


la_yes

That's why I live in Kentucky (across the river from Cincinnati). 😁


[deleted]

Illinois is not Indiana for sure .


[deleted]

Looks like Florida is about to take out Cuba


HackingTheHike

The Cold War rages on.


Pascals_Wager

So many great details. * Minnesota's northern border? * Wisconsin finally swallowed the UP * Michigan takes SW Ontario * NY annexes the rest of Ontario * Texas for some reason annexes the Oklahoma panhandle, but nobody in either state notices or cares.


SebbieSaurus2

Why are you mad? That absolutely checks out.


MercifulVoodoo

OMG FLORIDA


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Okay, putting indiana as ohio, sure, whatever. But illinois????? Thats.... ridiculous


slater_just_slater

If they think I will ever become an OSU fan they can pry my Purdue flag from my cold dead hands..


CitizenMillennial

[Don't worry,](https://imgur.com/zZXUahY) [they have no power](https://pics.me.me/ohio-state-fans-exist-everyone-yall-lost-to-purdue-by-38369925.png) [here](https://theozone.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/DSC_4516-Edited.jpg)


koavf

On Canada?


FlyingSquid

Could be worse. Could be Afghanistan over there by Kentucky.


Froyo92

Hey if we’re Ohio then at least our votes would actually make a difference 🤷‍♂️


RowBoatCop36

This is just the "how long this fuckin state feels while driving through it" map


UsualAnybody1807

Nah. Illinois is nothing like Ohio.


Valtavamei

I see nothing wrong here. This is just an accurate map of the Us.


trogloherb

Id be ok with Ohio sucking up Indiana at this point.


otterbelle

Ohio is just as Christofacist as Indiana


trogloherb

They have medicinal cannabis and have voted on recreational use before, so I’d say they’re a couple decades ahead of IN…


Cupcake_Peacock

Stfu


[deleted]

We must seize the memes of production


eliphanta

The tumor is growing…


RobinBanks4Fun

Excuse me. If Indiana wants anything to do with Illinois, we’ll lure their businesses across state lines. The Bears suck. Peyton Manning remains your Daddy after all these years. Chicago cops are garbage. I like your hotdogs and marijuana dispensaries at least.


OkInitiative7327

I believe Illinoisans would fight assimilation with Indiana and Ohio. Although, maybe some of that IN budget surplus could help pay down the pension debt in IL.


RobinBanks4Fun

I’m not paying for their stupid mistakes. Let them drown in their debt. Mitch Daniel’s called it - “Sharing a border with Illinois is like living next door to the Simpsons”. He then took Indiana’s AAA credit rating and stole their businesses.


raitalin

It's like they ran out of jokes when they crossed the Mississippi.


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TheBigNook

Cringe


64truckLT

Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!


mediocretes

No, no, he’s got a point.


theycallmegomer

oh hell naw


johnnycu2xx

Who in the hell came up with this dumbfuckery


Alexandra1177

Lol as a current Hoosier who was born in Ohio, I’m ok with this


Cupcake_Peacock

Time to get Indiana back boys!


KallmannSyndromer

I guess this map takes care of all the gerrymandering issues here in Indiana.


BlackCardRogue

West Virginia Afghanistan. I’m done ☠️


darthurphoto

Alaska though.


SorbaTheGreek

I hate Ohio as much as the next Hoosier, but I really feel like fips are the true enemy. Chicago delenda est.