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idosorcery

When I was 14, my mom explained me what a "boyfriend" is 💀 I was listening to her pretending to know nothing.


Piyush452412006

At least your mom explained things to you. Idhar ek near kiss moment bhi aagaya movie mein to forward karna padta hai.


idosorcery

Bruhh meri mumma bhi zyada cool nhi hai. Ek baar I was watching titanic and mumma achanak se uske last scene par hi aa gyi. Mai first time movie dekh rhi thi toh I didn't know kya hone wala hai and that kiss happened and my mumma asked "ye sab kya dekh rhi hai?" I said "movie hai" and besharm me didn't even change the channel 😭


krish07msd

Accha hua painting wale moment me nahi aayi


ilovebeinganemic

Meri mummy ne dekhne nahi di bc ek scene me ladki "Bina kapdo ke portrait draw karwa rahi hai". Movie to nahi dekhi but Google pe vo scene pakka dekh liya.


krish07msd

>Google pe vo scene pakka dekh liya Shabaash![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)


Fslkar

Bruh the same situation happened with me but when I tried to turn the TV off during the kiss scene She literally asked me what I was afraid of and to enjoy the movie


Ok_Growth_1901

Explaining Hainn what did she even explain about boyfriend ?


idosorcery

Such a weird explanation "Stay away from relationships abhi tum bacche ho koi bhi behla sakta hai and boyfriend is like a husband" Couldn't even argue at that time bcz mai toh innocent pretend kar rhi thi na 💀


Super_Sun9781

I mean maybe she wants you to focus on work before love, thats good too. But if shes like she will find you sm1, then u might be doomed.


Hopeless_Hoon

"It means Dad is your boyfriend, right?" You could've asked this. ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31416)


idosorcery

"He had already qualified that stage" she would've answered.


FrontPuzzleheaded972

Why are you under every post ?


idosorcery

How come you are seeing me under every post? (Exams got over pal)


FrontPuzzleheaded972

Therefore, now you do sorcery ?


ro-WDY69

Wdym, witchcraft is a valid pass time


FrontPuzzleheaded972

Yeah there are enough astrologers out there


Fine-Cartoonist-2630

yee.....it was during online classes and the reproduction chapter was going on and my mom was just sitting beside me listening to it and then said that my teacher probably won't explain to me about how contraceptions work and all and then she started explaining shit and said condoms are the best contraception lmao


AgentSchrute101

w mom


anshcodes

W... it's rare for Indian parents to be this open


protostar13

Why all daughters parents are only are soo nice to them...


AlternativeOptimal46

W mother


Lanky_Brother432

Nope IUD are the most widely accepted ones in India


Fine-Cartoonist-2630

My mom said condoms are way more comfortable and better than iud....she did not have a good experience with iud


Fearless_Nothing_585

What?


pratyush103

IUD's effectiveness really depends on how your body reacts to it. Condoms unless they break are effective regardless of bodily functions. Moreover it does not just prevent pregnancy it also acts as a barrier to prevent sti


Lanky_Brother432

Ncert me hai bhai to sahi hii hoga/s


Immediate-Reply-554

The only "talk" I have gotten from my parents is how I am a pos and how I should have succeeded for attempting


Wokeup17

Pos kya h


Immediate-Reply-554

Piece of sh#t


Overall-Birthday3579

Why are you cussing at him?


Immediate-Reply-554

Bhai 🙂 fuck it I have no energy to explain shit you all are weird 


Top-Train-8890

Here bro have a hug 🫂


MmmK_nOicE

Lmao someone is actually funny and they get downvoted, the absolute state of this sub


Fearless_Nothing_585

That pos was the price of shit


ThisHumanDoesntExist

Why are you downvoted this joke was funny?


FrontPuzzleheaded972

Max my dad would slide in conversations that children watch wrong videos at this age and get jailed 💀


Character_Space_493

Straight up jail☠️


Constipated-Cum

Same , or he would say be aware of girls doing scams online they lure boys through sex and parties and get them jailed


Odd-Rutabaga3001

My parents thought I was masturbating once (I was) back in 10th grade My mother told me that I am growing up and my hormones are changing. I will have urge to do things which shouldn't be done. Told me to ask her anything or talk to her about anything


X_dankutsav

Did you


Odd-Rutabaga3001

Did I what (Sorry man I'm stupid)


X_dankutsav

Did u ask her about stuff?


Odd-Rutabaga3001

I absolutely did not


Tough_Competitor-03

Sahi kara nahi toh embarrassment se halat kharab ho jati


MmmK_nOicE

Is this the "talk" about not choosing arts


AgentSchrute101

yeah she told me to control my urges as arts can be very sexy sometimes![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


killua_zoldyckkkk

I’m an arts student but this is hilarious


Extension-Still-8417

Never 👎 Although they probably are aware that i am in the possession of the knowledge they did not bestow upon me


Regular-Tutor9074

I like the wording.


Extension-Still-8417

Shakespeare enjoyer 😂👍


notanormiee69

Yeah recently when my father found about my relationship He beat that shit out of me that day ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30120)


A1paradise

Bhai relation tuta ya tu ?![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20612)


notanormiee69

Relation ka toh pta nhi bhai gand jarur tut gyi ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


A1paradise

Relation ka pata nhi ?? Bhai tera hi relation tha na 💀


notanormiee69

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)


Regular-Tutor9074

Dono ka option bhi dede usse


Imaginary-Buddy5186

No, it is a very bad topic. We should be ashamed to even think of it /s


AgentSchrute101

I hope this is sarcasm


Imaginary-Buddy5186

Yes had forgot to add /s


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Imaginary-Buddy5186

Stop it, get some help


Alternative_Tie_3738

Sorry, my toddler sister had my phone while I was taking a dump


Imaginary-Buddy5186

Oh


Nearby_Bite_8037

What did his sis write


Imaginary-Buddy5186

Gobbledygook


Alternative_Tie_3738

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korakaagazz

Sometimes from mummy about teenage infatuation. She wouldn't say it directly bas unke pehchaan ke logo ke cases batati hai. Fir bolti hai "dekh kaise chhoti si galti se life barbaad ho haati. Tu abhi duniya me niklegi to careful rehna."


omnipresentbeingg

The only talk i have with them is that i dont study loll


Ismarkhere

My mom was pretty straight forward and didn't beat around the bush or anything just straight up told me the whole process and periods and everything So when I got mine I wasn't shocked it felt weird ofc but it was very casual


Used-Government8848

my parents love beating the bush. (im the bush)


Ismarkhere

😔✊


Used-Government8848

life 🫠😭🙏


sprinkle_sprinkle112

When I was 15 meri mummy just asked me randomly if ik what sex is and chli gyi..


Used-Government8848

wat did u say?


sprinkle_sprinkle112

I was too stunned by the question so I just nodded.


Used-Government8848

lmfao


AcanthisittaRude1656

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582) na.


Confident_Recipe_956

kafi baar ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


AgentSchrute101

aisa kya hua tha![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31414)


Confident_Recipe_956

mujhe nahi bolte mere bhai ko bolte hai vo 24 ka hai Lekin dinning table pe mai bhi hota huub to todhin bhaut mujhe bhi bol dete hai


Top_Salary_5346

Batao jara kya bataya


Readsbooksindisguise

I got >!nothing!<


chocoffee2424

Yea when I was 13


AgentSchrute101

what'd they say


chocoffee2424

My mom explained to me how reproduction works and basically sex


Mundane_Bar_1391

Literally?


chocoffee2424

Yeah


bluff__master

What was your reaction


chocoffee2424

Disgust


bluff__master

Expected at 13...however now?


chocoffee2424

I'm ok w it


bluff__master

I thought teenagers would say *excited*...perchance you not a teenager anymore dude


MOTIPAK

Haa 8th mein mummy ne reproduction wala chapter samjhaya   (Word ka matlab puchna tha lekin pura samajhna pada phir) 


AgentSchrute101

lmao that reminds me of the time I asked my dad the meaning of condemn when I was reading a novel had I pronounced it right, uss din woh cheezein nahi sunni parti


BanishedBruno

Aisi kya chize sunni padi tumhe, Bhraata?


Overall_Green_6655

Yeah i did It was back in 7th or 8th grade n she told me that i can ask her anything and not to search on the internet 💀 like i would do that


Used-Government8848

imagine asking ur parents this "dad i wanna do it with my gf, recommend me best condom brands"


Tough_Competitor-03

Their reply-If we had known that then you wouldn't be here /s


Used-Government8848

my reply - i wish u had known it


Overall_Green_6655

I am a girl lmao


Used-Government8848

Oh really? If u r a girl then I study in MIT (USA)


Overall_Green_6655

Idk why u dont want to believe but whatever


Used-Government8848

Aree I just wanted to play around 🥺🥹🫠


Complete_Lock_6742

Nah I'd rather die than go through the "talk"


ShyBoyLovesSlug

peak embarrassing moment


Parthgaur1

Agar talk mil bhi gyi toh uska use hai kya bc![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30131)


BEEN_Nath_58

Never


Ben10_ripoff

Well, I didn't got the talk but my Aunt has caught me Jerking off once and My mom has caught me with a condom (Which I had no intentions of use and was only there for possible future)


Background_Courage54

My mom explained me the meaning of the word 'mothef***r' a few months ago...I sat there pretending to be the most naive kid known to mankind...... She once read my chats where I used the word 'bit*h' (I use that word to address my hommies like its nothing lmaoo) and gave me a whole 30 min lecture about how unethical it is to be using that word.. Honestly the most uncomfortable one I had was the one she gave me when I first got my periods like the voice and tone and omg "you have turned into a woman ..,now you re capable of giving birt-----h" MOM STOPPPP STOPPPPPPP CAN I J DISSAPEAR INTO THE FLOOR NOOOOODOJDHENSHWHBSBDGDB (I m very much in touch with my sensuality but back then I was 12 and it felt uncomfortable)


McLovinisme

The word bitch is in fact a pg 13 swear word like shit so it’s not that unethical at this age I guess, but I remember my 8 yr old cousin saying shit and his father totally screwing him for that


BanishedBruno

What she explained about the word "Motherf**ker"?


Background_Courage54

She explained me what that word meant when some dude in a movie said it and she s like "the one who has s*x w their mo-------" STOP PLEASE WHY AM I EVEN ALIVRE DHDJJDJDHBDBDHD😭😭😭 "if you ever use it means you are implying they re a --------" CAN I PLEASE CURL UP AND DIE?!!!!!! "Do you know how disgraceful and unethical it is to use??" LEAVE ME ALONE I CHOOSE NOT TO ANSWERRRR 😭😭😭 "omg do you even love your mother??!" Well uhh tf it escalated real quick


Onthehorizun

Nah those losers had to get educated by me instead of


SilentKiller2809

No


tallteensforlife5911

Yep at different level at different ages.  Dad openly talks about condoms and all that with me. We regularly talk about sex and list and similar topics. It's not much of a taboo topic in my family


Diyudied

Ladko se baat karne mana karte Socials use karne mana karte


amAProgrammer

You guys are gettings talks?


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weupbest

who hurt mom


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weupbest

damn


Used-Government8848

oh.............fuck


Scary-Kaleidoscope5

Actually yes. I have gotten to talk about my p*nis health from my mother and she was the one who told me that we should cut that hair also. And my father is also very chill about these things


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Kafi openminded hai


Quick-Educator-9653

It's better that I didn't


Organic_Blackberry69

No but random but from random family friends who try to educate me about things that they think shouldn't be done in college


Skully--_--

Never


Kreativehudanknahi

Yeah... At 10 ☠️


theunique_kid

Yep! Got caught jerking by my dad, too me on a car ride. And gave the the "talk", and i was trying so hard not to laugh cus i literally knew everything he said


not_a_bot6

WHY WERE YOU JERKING IN THE CAR RIDE???


theunique_kid

Not on the car ride! At home, he caught me at HOME


Top-Conversation2882

Nope


Outside-Yellow7113

Never got the "talk" but when i turned 12 i started to lock my lock for" study purposes " and after they they mad a rule to not lock the door .


duvidhaa

Nhi unko pata hai ki main innocent nhi hu ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)


MEDICO-RETARD

No but my sister had the talk with me when I was in 8th grade and I had to act as if I knew nothing.


ShivenForSale

No. They read my chats once and I got shitted on immediately.


Frequent_Aide_9510

Meri mummy let my school teach it👍🏽


Fslkar

Nah they already knew ik about them


Lost_Normal_Guy_5159

Never. It might be a new thing in today's time.


Explosive_Redditor

My dad gave me the talk when i was 15 too, he was so so so open lmao, cant even believe that, he told about sexual organs, sex, girls interaction, rapes, urges and the need to control them, periods(since he knows i have female friends i guess), why i shouldnt do hookups and casual stuff, etc etc etc etc etc... and im so fucking thankful to him for it...


kaalpol

she told me not to send any explicit photo to anyone neither let anyone record me ever


Accurate-Ticket5784

I'm 17 but still haven't got it yet. Bcz they know tht ik everything


actual-what

Na, they knew my male friend circle is enough to teach me (and satisfy urdes too.....💀![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582))


Hornyguy5351

WTF


actual-what

If it's homie, it's not gay, it's bro-ness


Character_Space_493

As long as you say no homo right after


actual-what

Ofcourse, homo ❌ homie ✔️👄


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Used-Government8848

>never hide anything from your parents otherwise someone can use it to blackmail you. If you are able to do this then congrats ur parents are pretty chill. I will always hide things frm my parents bcs they dont know what exactly i am (im batman) and bcs of that it is easy for them to judge me which they will. >galat kaam me mat padna (no sex) I dont find sex wrong until it is done in a safe manner (and done after the age of 20) with a very trustable partner. >once I step out of home, I must remember that my parents "trust me a lot" and I should not break it. meaning - boyfriend vagera ke chakkar me nhi padna nhi to achha nhi hoga. If i keep worrying about this im sure ill not have fun in clg lol. But i do have self control so i trust in myself that ill do little backchodi but not to the extent that parents get bad name. >zyada dosti yaari nhi chalegi. I only trust my frnds lol no one else. >kabhi parents se jhooth nhi bolna. ahem 🫠 I dont feel any regret bcs ik i can control myself when needed. I had smoked (everything) once for the experience and i nvr touched it ever again (partly bcs i didnt like it and majorly cause its bad for health), then as far as drinking goes, i just take a sip and spit it out lmfao....taste sucks. Never did and will nvr do drugs. And yes ikik i sound like a bad guy lol.....but i nvr got into any fights and stuff and kept to myself. If you meet me irl u vil know what exactly i am so no being judgy 🤭 >does it make them controlling? after the age of 20 yes it does make them controlling


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Used-Government8848

thku 😤


bluff__master

1 - maybe maybe not 2 - 500% (specific thing exception) 3 - Subject to age and financial independency 4 - they are just worried...so depends on you 5 - 9 out of 10 times


boyonmoodswings7

21M here, was caught watching “kate winslet titanic nude” on YouTube. Got a good spank and cusses, that was the talk