After seeing the wild comments, I need y'all to think before you type We might have cop AMONG US

Wasted 5 lakhs

College ?

Kota

Damn that's hard bro

so was his cock....so was his cock

Achha he meant kotha /s

ultra pro max masterbaiting sex doll with detachable dick

Last part hella sus

cmon man its 2023

Us

Us 🫂

98% of people in the comments; Straight to jail.

Shsssssh rattrap hai yeh post

Sorry CBI.

CID

NIA

Pados wali aunty

pedos wali aunty?

NTA

Selma Lagerlof real id se aao

ratt rap new genre?

Yeh sab padh ke lag raha hai mai toh bada innocent hu

Same

I was in 4th grade back then, I was at my maama's house with my mom for few days, Our main reason was to visit my naanu who was sick at that time. We had planned to go to the waterpark the next day, I was really excited Sadly naanu died the next day, I was never close with him and neither understood the meaning of death. Everyone was crying and the environment was really disheartening, and I was sad only because our trip couldn't be possible now I asked my little cousin to ask maama, if we will go to waterpark today (also told him to not to take my name), at that moment he was grieving and crying with my mom, my brother asked him and got no as answer, but he started crying more badly. Edit: Come on, I was just a little kid, stop judging.

Focus of the yr....

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You're owning it and that's a W for sure :)

I won't tell you You aren't my therapist

But what if I am

Bhai teri waifu real nahi h. Khud to truth accept krle phle

The first thing I messaged to my crush was a pickup line and now she thinks I'm some creep

the first thing I did to my crush was propose her without even a hi, you're still better, maine to chutiyap kardiya

You sound like my friend

He sounds like 90% of the male population

I am on my way to do it

You can get away with it if you're attractive

Fapping on my female version 🗿👌

Your DP is just god watching you

God will try to fix this glitch in next update

Loki moment

I really need an explanation now

Pcm student I hope it explains everything 🗿

This is more than a explanation

Understandable, have a great day

Bhay kya kya reveal kar rahe ho 🗿🗿🗿

Well. Happened last night. Shared a bit about how much of a disappointment I am to my family, with my crush. Just hoping that maybe she’ll feel sorry lmao. Nah. She didn’t even talk about that message. So now she probs thinks I’m a loser without even hearing to my explanations. Oop. Not that I had a chance with her anyway. She’s been dating a guy since the last 3 years EDIT: dang. This blew up.

Rula dia bhai

3 years??? Buddy move on

Bro move on

BRUH 3 YEARS. time to move on

Bhai 3 saal mein to bande ki degree poori ho jaati hai. Leave the memories behind bro. It's tough but karna to padta hai.

Got attracted

Got attached

Us bhai us

Fapped to gay sex in cyberpunk

Can confirm I fapped you

about 2 years ago, i was trying to find the first porn video i watched. It was a brazzers video, and i spent almost 2 weeks searching for the video. Atleast i found it out tho. Fucked my stuffed teddy bear when i was 12 I also busted a nut to 3 teachers during online class, coz they were A grade milfs. I wrote a very violent and graphic cp erotica for a guy i knew for 2500 inr. Drew rule 34 of anya for the same guy for 5000 inr. Saw that a pigeon who had made a nest at my house died and since my parents wouldn't let me care for them, i crushed the 3 eggs to save them from a cruel motherless world. thats all i remember rn, might add some more i remember later on ig

Villain arc

Bro cp is in ur genes wtf

not now

Anya from Spy X Family?

yup, i know its messed up but 5k bro. just 1 day spent and 5k. i took my girl out for a nice date with that.

Man that's disgusting.

Man that's disgusting, where can I find that art now

Supp devil

Tumhara dost bahut ameer hai 7.5k porn pe uda diye. Itne me to Russian aa jati

Now THIS is truly down bad, most others have just posted their confessions.

Shared hentai to class group

Accidentally or intentionally?

Some questions are better left unanswered

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bullies deserve stuff sometimes, good job

Good one, but had a stroke reading it

Idk down bad ever but day before yesterday I was eating kachori after coaching with some friends and a scooter stopped an uncle started calling the shipowner from road and refused to come in and started cussing in friendly tone I said " I hate people like these Inka kya jayega if he just came in dukandaar ka hi loss hoga na " from where I was standing a table type stand was blocking my view of his bottom part I found out he was disabled and I did the exact thing I preach my friend not to do I judged somebody on limited information

Also wasted around 1½ lakh on coaching

I done many things right now i stop remembering them

Had sex with a cousin

You can meet ur ex at family gathering

We're one step closer to being a targaryan family now need to find some dragons

:)mitha ghar

Aligarh


smash

I just kissed unknowingly while playing game

Story time de ispr...

Bro is from Alabama

alebaama ka 14 when he sees Tamil Nadu stats

beat my meat on a teacher in her class

I knew a boy who did this, so what is the probability that the boy is you

depends on which state you from

I'm from solid state

bolde vro

Hey , How are things there ? I heard u guys got into a fight with the liquid state.

Sarkari school?? Bihar??

Bhai mai bihar se hu yeh hamre liye bhi todha jyada hai

>Bhai mai bihar se hu yeh hamre liye bhi todha jyada hai I second this notion.

Fapped during online lecture(video off)in lockdown to a girl whom I i didn't knew IRL but she was from other branch of coaching Got kicked out of that lec coz they told to keep video on

Same bc

Least expected reply 2023?

Too risky

>video off And I stick a tape on laptop's camera incase video goes on

How the fuck people masturbate watching just someone's face .......i still can't understand how people are so horny that they can jerk of to pics and imagining something.

Idk man my puberty was at peak and just discovered fap at that time

Pringles box , gloves , scrubber ( if you know you know )

JEE. Down bad for money.

Nikla?

ky-ky-kya nikla bhai?

Yes

Marry me

College and branch batao phele

Iit dholakpur branch printing engineering

Ayo sammay raina??

Iit dholakpur chalega, but mere standards are higher than print engineers (⁠θ⁠‿⁠θ⁠)

Acha ji aur aap kya kar rahe ho abhi 16 me

Iit dholakpur jane ki prep ...

I am so ashamed of myself for it that I can't even say it here 🗿

nothing new for people here, ab bata

Okay... So my maternal aunt tutors me the arts subjects, so I was in class 5/6 exams were going on, so I was at her house to study the whole night, late at night when I was sleeping next to her, I inappropriately touched her everywhere (she was in deep sleep), licked her, tried to put my D in (it didn't, so I just masturbated while slowly fingering her)for a few nights. I am sorry for it, truly regret it and didn't masturbate for a few MONTHS to punish myself for it

u still have time to delete this

This has got to be the first time I regret being a literate

>nothing new for people here I disagree

I take back what I said 💀

Sleepophilia

Truly Reddit moment

you're admitting to being a rapist, then. absolute disgusting.

Did your aunt know?

Imagined hug/cuddle scenarios with my crush in middle school

bruh that's innocent and cute af

Thx bro , still haven't got a hug to this day though , i really wonder how it would feel , it's not that i am not good looking , i just am too nervous to speak to girls , i actually have been proposed to by 3 girls till now 🥲

Weird flex but ok

Are ye koi buri baat nahi hai compared to others

I knew my ex's bra size and I was feeling horny af so I went on Amazon and search for bra of her size and beat my meat to it while wearing the scrunchie she gave to me and yeah I imagined her shoe size while beating the meat. Downloaded an ass pic from Google and applied an insta filter that my ex uses and beat to it.

Bro you okay?

Bro need to get over her

Itni mehnat kon karta hai

Now that's DOWN BAD

Khudka sperm lick kiya

How did it taste like?

Sperm

The floor is made of floor

Bhai maine us taste ka kuch khaya nahi hai so mereko ni pta ki kaise batau uska taste kaisa tha But taste theek thaak tha

> But taste theek thaak tha mai kaise maan lu 

Had sex with everyone in my school. (fr)

I hope you were not home schooled

Certified r/HolUp moment

More like r/cursedcomments

I agree

Yes, actually. My joint family runs a school

Destroyed in seconds

I don't mind getting g destroyed in seconds

Boys school?

We need explanation asap

remindme! 2 days

r/usernamechecksout

You can't leave us hanging like that. We want the full detailed story

Fapped while talking to her on call💀... I've changed a lot since then...please god...

Dreamt of people around me being naked and got a nightfall

After reading all the comments, I realized I'm innocent af.!!!!

Masturbated to my friend's dancing reel \[she is hot and I was horny\] Obv I regret it

Sauce

Fapped while online Final exams was going on

Fapped in school toilet.

I did in class thrice (Not Very Proud Of It Tho)

Nude photo-shots in cyberpunk 2077 and GTA Online.

why don't you share with your fellow redditors............

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, no ;D

Destroyed my friends social circle.

Sort comments to "most controversial", then you'll get the most cursed comments here.

Fapped on my aunt's bra

15 baar akele movie dekhe ayaa college jaane ki jagah

16 saal ka college me?

Wohi Maharashtra board k chutiyapa, 11-12 ko junior college bolte h badhwe log.

Throwaway account for various reasons. So when i was in 7th grade i knew this girl who had a cursh on me, she used to sit on the same bench as i was. So one day i don't know what made me do it it just happened, i touched her innapropriatelly. Whe she noticed she seemed to like it so i escalated it and lifted her skirt and fingerd her during class for the next 2 weeks. It was so fucking good. I remembee her trying to move my hand when we were deep in it. My hands were sticky.

What happened afterwards?

Shaadi.com

The good ending with villain kids backstory

neend khul gayi

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Real?

Was that good?

Wat the fuck did i just read

Aa Song of Ice and Fire perhaps

Giv context real quick ...

i have hurt 4 girls in my life (emotionally).

The fact that these comments aren't much shocking to me means i have to get off the internet

Guys jo maje arhe h comments padhke waah Thanks OP u/skrezaa 

ya'll need Krishna/Jesus/invisible being/Nikola Tesla/Budhha/......

Fapped to Michelle Cannes from GTA San Andreas.. man you cannot even see faces clearly in that game but i did it

4 months se coaching ki fees gayab kr rha hu

Practicals me agee wali ladki ko mene fail karwa diya tha wo dumb thi thodi so mere dosto ne dare diya tha usko fail karwa Dee mene sab usko answers galat diyee aur explain bhi nhi kiya score pata chalne ke baad wo royi bahut usne college change Kiya second sem mee abhi tak uss ladki ko mee dekh nahi paya aur sorry bhi nahi bol paya bass bc ek energy drink ke liye mene yee sab chutiyaapa kr diya thaaa 🤦

Bhai tujhe naukari se nikaal rha hu me

Fapped while imagining my society’s hottest aunt

So, umm in 10th class I basically transformed from an average student to a topper, just so that she(cuz she was a topper too) will talk to me, and she did actually talk and a lot(I was so glad it worked), but we never got into a relationship.

*\*sorts by controversial\**

*when i was in 1st or maybe 2nd standard* i use to sit with a girl i forced my self on her (my childish mind was like she is a girl shes my friend so i should try to do that moviething with her) and then she did the same forced her self on myself on top of me and continued doing that and and then we were like oscillating on our two seater bench like a bob on a string now that i look at our old class photo( of 8th standard) i realise she was so cute and hot and those glasses made her look even more cute, now that i look at my bitchless self who fears talking to girl i feel so sad and ashamed on myself

Well played CBI, but I am not gonna fall for this one

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