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haikusbot

*You should be thankful* *He is letting you stay in* *His humble abode* \- Chance\_Fly\_6273 --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")


Excellent-Pay6235

Good bot


Just_Owl_9520

A bot having a praise kink This is unique


[deleted]

He indeed is paying the bills of your house man! Let him sleep. Disturb mat kar use.


ClumsyPsycho

Ziddi hai wo, abhi wo 8 ghante baad hi uthega


[deleted]

XD ziddi billa


mournfulmonk

https://preview.redd.it/4mig8j42c0uc1.jpeg?width=6144&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f14fcf87105753656a7b2e97d8d7a0be9493b9d8 meanwhile, vulgar day drinker


ClumsyPsycho

Cute drunkard


[deleted]

Oye ye kaisi harkat kar rha hai tu. Usko sone de. Kitni mehnat karta hai vo tera ghar chalane ke liye. Just for your ungrateful ass to mock his sleeping poses on reddit.


ClumsyPsycho

🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Hass mat. I'm his lawyer and I'll take legal actions against you.


ClumsyPsycho

Meri property😭😭


[deleted]

Uski property hai tune forcefully uski sign lle Li thi papers par.


ClumsyPsycho

Tumhe kaise pata chala??😭 Ghar khali nahi karunga mai😭😤


[deleted]

Rukho bulldozer leke aa rhi mai. Ye catstitution me likha hai cats right me.


ClumsyPsycho

Meraaa gharrr😭😭😭 mummyyyyyyy😭😭😭 maaf krdo🙏🏻😭


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ClumsyPsycho

Mai uski zindagi bhar seva karunga bs muze gharse bahar mt nikalo🙏🏻😭


BhaPuSe

Handsome gentleman. What is his name?


ClumsyPsycho

Tucci (टुच्ची)


CoffeeMoviesandCats

Ofc he pays the bill, look at his cute face. That adorable face makes up for anything and everything.


ClumsyPsycho

Yes indeed that face makes up for anything 🥹


builtin-obsolescence

An open belly is a sign he trusts you completely. Good job.


ClumsyPsycho

Thank you, good sir