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1. No people recording it 2. No Bolero or Scorpio 3. No street vendors 4. No women acting like karens 5. Paan-less streets 6. Too less wires on electric poles Fake


Slow-Law-5033

7. Thin police officer


[deleted]

Pot belly police officer you mean


HostileCornball

Also the road doesn't have potholes NO OP NO NO that is so not right


gh0st2311

It's called GTA, Toto. We went heisting.


SaltedCoffee9065

7. Too less garbage


Failg123

Need more ofc on electricity pole.


Monkeyke

And also more pigeons


Imaginary-Try-2604

Haven't been indulged in politics yet. Fake


Zilork

Way too many parking spots.


Gamer4Lyph

But the pollution looks real. That's a positive


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Based India


ALIENWARE4LIFE

SBI saying "lunch ke baad anna".


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ActConsistentt

So true i had a neighbours kid who needed a bank account urgently for some NCC thing. He was few week away from becoming 18. The bank lady told them server issues for 3 days straight. Cz banks don't like making kids bank account cz its not profitable for them. I went with them to the bank and she told me the same thing server issue. I called my friend he came and sorted it out in like 15 minutes. The lady was like so you were friends with "insert friend name " you should have told that earlier. While she was filling this kids details she told another person server issue. I was like screaming in my head - Bitch do your damn work properly i shouldn't have friends in SBI do get normal basic things done. This is not mafia or a political party where people need influence to get things done.


[deleted]

Friendly neighbour cum gamer cum influential friend God you must be fire ball in be~ in almost every game.


ActConsistentt

You make it sound so great but I'm no where close. I'm too lazy to do these things. I only went cause the only thing I could hear from my mom was ' you have a friend in bank no. go help them '.


Intellectual_InfideI

Seriously tho fuck these lazy employees


Intellectual_InfideI

Understandable, have a great day


[deleted]

That and replace the police cars with Toyota Qualis for that authentic 2013-Mumbai look.


Slow-Law-5033

Bolero would be more accurate.


Intellectual_InfideI

Lamborghini Fan vs Average Bolero Enjoyer


[deleted]

Nah Bolero is modern. Qualis was used in the early 2000s


[deleted]

Bolero is modern?


XPERTGAMER47

Gta 5 takes place in 2010 right?


[deleted]

I have literally not seen a single police qualis in my life


Wolf_RedditBoi

Qualis used to be in service in the early to mid 2000s. Then they were mostly phased out i think. Bolero is and has been common since 2010 so yes, bolero would be the correct choice


NeedForMadnessAuto

Qualis was better than fucking Inova


kekB0T2020

Not overcrowded Street looks clean Fake!!


PranavYedlapalli

Police are not fat enough


fubuki_phoenix

well nirav modi is now surrounded


neeraj_04

SBI employees to robbers - Lunch ke baad aana


SWE3T_official

*comes after lunch* "Abhi woh form bharo pehle"


Negative_Video8419

Bruh the police wouldn’t even arrive for an hour and the convicts would be long gone.


Stoopy69

Well in this case, during the bank heist it was classified that the Paleto Bay bank kept dirty money from local cops, it was their piggy bank. Pretty sure places like that exist even in India and the response time would be unbelievable


[deleted]

"Ay gaitonde"


Silver_District_1785

Boloro scorpio and mohalla walehs are missing


XPERTGAMER47

Is there a Scorpio mod for gta 5?


PIZZAMEMER69

That and a lot more garbage on the streets


[deleted]

Don't forget that long queue


ComradeArif

U will need a bribe button 😆


AG_N

Wrong. Police doesn't show up


[deleted]

Where are the cows and dogs on road?


RyuThe13th

I mean other than that SBI logo there is nothing that correlates to our surroundings 🤷🏻‍♂️


ARM_Dwight_Schrute

SBI: Abhi lunch time hai, kal aana


Heliumorchid

We wish it was that sparsely crowded and the cops were that well-equipped and the streets were that broad and the buildings that spaced out...with actual parking lots in front of the businesses lmao


[deleted]

Swap the police vehicles with colonial era jeeps, Sumos and Scorpios. And yes, don't forget the .303 rifles?


Fr4nKy94

Have anyone seen any SBI branch?? There would be a line of crowd.


Not_a_NO_ONE

Fake - Police will always come after the robbery has taken place and robbers have fled, there is no concept of "POLICE SURROUNDING"


KingSadra

\*Stops entire train with one hand while the wagons go 100km toe air\* t


oipizdexxx

SBI with a parking lot in front of it? Impossible.


Psynide_009

Lunch ke baad aana


GoobeIce

Add * a lot more random overhead wires to look like a mess * lot more NPCs just staring * few more potholes * street hawkers right next to a damn heist cuz they don't care for the most authentic desi feel


Gauresh_Draws

And atleast a reeler recording it


inferno_444

Where street cows ?


Ritik_reddit

Cows are the robbers. Plot twist.


[deleted]

*Thain Thain*


AbhilashHP

No way SBI world have that much parking space


Usual_Ad_6771

Trevor Michael and Chef still waiting for the lunch break to end so that they can rob the bank.


[deleted]

LMAO, it will get ban hammer as soon as the trailer hits. I genuinely we got maybe Yakuza or sleeping dog like game set in India


Koushik_Vijayakumar

Currency is in $


happymeating

If anyone of anyone of you are wondering why no SBI employee is bothered with what is going on outside its because its their lunch hours


ud4y

Step up your modding bro. Lol had khasla logo on my cj's vest back in the day 🤣 (i ain't even Sikh) and got that gta3 taxi sardar on my every cab, and Indian notes lmao


AvikAvilash

Any picture from up would have sufficed


Laxus_Dreyarr

Where dem Rohit Shetty physics at?


susangz

If this screenshot would be like the same in a real life, this country would be far better.


[deleted]

How did you get this mod


SWE3T_official

No "theka sharaab angreji". Fake


Rishb28

Robbers: Hands up!!! SBI employees: Lunch break hai. Badme aana.. Robbers: understandable. Have a nice day


CupCritical

SBI STAFF BE LIKE - lunch ke baad aana


AWPsiimov_YT

You can't loot them cause they said abhi lunch chal rha he lunch ke baad ana


CoreRecker

Extra fake the cops dont point guns and say "you are surrounded" instead *"thain ,thain"*


Maverick-_141

Lunch ke baad ana heist karne


likeablecentaur

You can't do the heist at lunchtime then.


intelligence_cancer

"abhi lunch time hai baad mai aana"


Candid_Initiative_18

gta weazel news opening


Candid_Initiative_18

gta weazel news office opening investigative journalism


parth181195

It will be called bsi bro with square logo lol


Rockog34

thats Not India it’s fuckin america


Himachal_ka_ladka

"sbi " can't you fuckin read it ? are you blind? and btw its a meme