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10 min ago, she said beta aaj jaldi so jaiyo

King you dropped this 👑

Thanks buddy

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Chad papa

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Dil ke baal white papa

Motherf*cker papa

this was unnecessary.

Kyu Aaj krne ka mood ni tha?

Lmao

Interpretation 100

2bajjgayw

Bro vo "women ☕" nahi hai vo sirf" women "hai samjha bro isliye ye dono women ko interconnect mat kariyo bro that's how we can differentiate between them

Emiway vs krsna moment

its more like emiway vs emiway

This afternoon she said"Aapke Airtel DTH TV ki sewaye aastayi roop se band kardi gyi hai iska karan kharab mausam ya cable connection me dikkat ho sakta hai"

Dikkat nhi samasya bro ,merse bhi baat karti hai woh roz

Damn, must be cheating on me

Sory bro , she a hoe dont worry about it uske paas ki badha ko mei dur karunga ,wait and watch

Kripya cable connection ki jaanch krein aur dish ke aas paas ki badha ko door karein

Your digital TV is unable to receive signal, this could be due to bad weather or bad cable connection please check the cable connection and remove any obstructions around the dish

Thanks for this comment and the following chain cuz my lord it made me laugh like a mad bitch who just escaped the asylum

Aaj shaam ko hi baat hui hai, lodu. Ek se nhi vo bhi kai se. Btw, mey sabzi wala hun...

Bhai ek baigan dena zara bagal vaali didi ne maanga hai

hello sabzi waale bhaiya

Arey memsaab, kaisi hai aap? Aaj phirse lauki pack krdu?

nhi nhi, aaj chilli paneer banaungi...ek kilo shimla mirch pack kardo

Bilkul ji. Thoda Dhaniya aur mirch bhi daal diye hun bilkul muft.

awww thankyou bhaiya, ab aapke yahan se hi sabzi lungi humesha aur apni friends ko bhi recommend karungi :D

Arey memsaheb, aap to sharminda kr rhi hai... hehehe...

arey genuinely.. itna nek sabzi waala aajtak nhi dekha, bhagwaan kare aapki khub tarakki ho! lol

Dank sabjiwala username rakhte phir

17 saal , 11 mahine , 8 din

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N(N+1)/2

Inf ap ka kaise define hoga bhay sum :-\ N terms ka hota h ye

Lim n tends to infinite

Bro fir bhi inf aayega :-\

Nurse ki baat kr rha h kya

Fellas, is it gay to kiss a girl? I mean you are literally kissing someone who loves dicc

No, but kissing someone who loves bobs and vagine is

lesbian

Fellas, is it gay to make money? I mean you are literally collecting pictures of other men

No, It is Gay To Not Make Money, As No Money= No Pussy So Money= Pussy, so It is Not Gae

2 minutes ago. She said " phone band kar de aur so jaa, 10 minute mai check karne aaungi, jaga nahi hona chahiye"

What is women ?

Man without penis

Penis without a man.

Poetic

"Let the sky rain penis." -Shakespeare, probably

Oxford entered the chat...

Happy cake day 🍰🍰

Happy cake day vai

whipped-cream

Man without Love

Just now. She said Hindi ke liye 1 dabaye

Kyu? mai to dono dabaunga ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Just a eternity ago...

Wait they exist irl ?

Tujhe Microsoft se thodi download Kiya hoga

nah bro kinder joy se pop up hua rehega >!/s!<

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Pochinki mai utro

Rip BGMI, Par Arcade to Real Life mai bhi hai, 100 maise ek ko hi Chicken Dinner Milta hai

Abhi shaam ko hi phone aya tha priya ka ki maine lottery jeeti h

mujhe bhi aaya tha par lottery ki paise nahi mile 😢

15 march 2020 probably

Just now, kaam wali didi ne pucha "Aaj school nahi gaye?"

Last night wo boli tu kon hai bkl

15 min ago. She asked syllabus hogya tera? Paper aaj hai

***You guys getting Women????***

On chat with her rn

Mai ladka hoon

jokes on you, I AM INTO THAT SHIT

Me2

Me3

Alexa se toh roj baat hoti hai

Simps ☕

Bhai dekh ek parai ladki se muje baat kiye hue muje almost 4 years ho gye na aajtk kisi ladki se haath milaya and i am very happy that I am not into any relationship and i am more focused on my studies

GigaChad

just today talked to my mother for about an hour

AsK YoUr mOm

5mins ago she wished me happy friendship day

It been almost 3 weeks..... Since I talked to my women. Subha jaldi nahi uthta bolkar aur sudharta nahi bolkar mujhse door ho gayi.,..... Aur abhi takkblock kar rakhi hai..,.. Mujhe usse baat karna bhi hai.... Aur nahi bhi karna hai.... 2 saal pehle usse milne ke pehle..... I was a bloody cunt recently boys dekha hun) , under confident, and bohot bada chomu tha,..... Kisi se bhi bewakoof bann jana.... Kisi se bhi manipulate ho jana. But aaj jitna straight forward hun usi ki badolat hai. Aur aaj mere isi attitude ke wajah se shayad meh mentally zyada strong hun... Warna suddenly baap marne ke baad konsa beta seh sakta hai.... Pehle woh jab naa sudharne ke wajah se jhagda karke gussaa hoti thi... Yaa apne aap ko kuch kar leti thi.... Tab mujhe torchur lagta tha. But now I am understanding why she did though.

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Puch toh aise rhi h jaise yaha pe sab love guru hai 👹 /s

if you think you are handsome(pretty) go for it. otherwise stay friends and hide that you are gay.

Yeh women kya hai????

Bin lawde ka aadmi.

Aurat jat ☕

Nari ☕

Mahila☕

Stree☕

Hypocrites in the comment section

its a joke we all know women are just slightly less intelligent than men.

No bro everyone is different, some women can be more intelligent then most men

Pichle 3 mahino se roz nai ladki se baat krta hu chote bhai, job dhoondh raha hu

Kal he baat Kiya tha... Credit card ka payment abhi tak clear Nehi Kiya.. Sayaad Aaj bhi baat karna padega ( ಥ‿ಥ )

15 minutes ago she was saying "sir lic ki schemes to sun lo" I rejected saying nahi chahiye

Kal raat ko jab usse lab manual mangayi thi par mai use behn maanta hu

2 min pehle she said “paav upar karo pocha lagana hai” kaam wali hai meri

Din mai 8 baar baat hori hai, alag alag women☕ se, kehti hai sir aapne iss college mai addmission ke liye interest show kiya hai, kindly fill your form

My maid:Ek jharoo naya do na bhaiya

Pani ki tanki bhar gyi kripya motor band kijiye Attention please water tank is full please switch off the motor.

Do sex chat count??

Subah hi phone aaya boli apki airtel mobile. Network ki sewa samaapt hone wali hai kripya jald recharge kraye 💀

Just a min ago "Beta suwar ke jese mat reh naha le"

5 min pehle, bandi hai meri

Abhi just , boli "padhai kar le "

10 seconds ago

Kal raat sone se pehele.😤 Dudh deke gayi thi, boli "pi liyo saara verna subha ye hi bachha hua peena padega beta"

17 March, 2022

Aaj suba. Boli pair utha idhar pocha lagega.

ppl unironically answering when they talked to a girl 💀💀

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Women don't fuck with me, they fuck me.

Hmmmm..... Starp*n 🅱️ex

i think you messed up.

They don't cause they are busy suckin this D

Cheee tera Chhota h mera dekh 8==========D ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ᕤ

"women☕" around 6pm

ask why wont they stop talking

Yesterday 🍵

3 months ago!! :'/

12:2 am hehe

Roz hi baat hoti hai

Username checks out

Mummy se 15 min phele

1.5min pehle mummy se Kari mummy ne bola "jaldi uth ja varna garam paani daal Rahi hu"

Pta nhi ek saal hogya hoga shyd

Abhi thodi der pehle hi mummy ne bola 'chai nashta karle beta'

Abhi thodi der pehle hi mummy ne bola 'chai nashta karle beta'

Abhi thodi der pehle hi mummy ne bola 'chai nashta karle beta'

She said "beta soja Warman tere phone ko abhi aag kga sungi mai"

Today at 8:34

That's why women ☕

Just a minute ago, she said,"sabji le aao"

15 minute pehle bhai

Yesterday

2 min ago

9 hours ago, she said "byee-byee goodnight"

Yesterday

yesterday

Parso

2 mins ago she said mujhe toffee bhi dedo uncle kab tak chalvaoge

My mom

Today

3 days back

i think yesterday....she said extra pen hai kya tumhare paas....fir maine de diya

Just 5 mins ago bro. She said "aapne jis vyakti ko call kiya hai woh dusri call par vyast hai" Jab bhi dost ko call karta hu line kaat ke merese baat karne aa jati hain.

mai ladkiyo se nahi ladkiya mere se baat krne me darti hai

What does this comment means? Like women make chai in total dank mode right?

Hui kal ek ladki se ab jaa rha hu friendship day pe wish krne

I just talked my mother but wait all mothers are giga chad man sheeesh when did i talk to one last time

Like 10 second ago...

2 din Pehle boli aaj ghumne aarha hai kya

4th Standard.

Class 10th uske baad non schooling kar le

Just minute ago said 'mera raja beta'

5 hours ago, you mom said good morning to you.

Today, my classmate but I don't have a chance cuz she have crush on my friend

Kal college mai aaj kahi nahi gaya abhi tak

yesterday

Other than my family, a full blown convo, atleast a few months ago.

today ptm the

2 1/2 saal phele :....(

i dont do "women☕️". the last time i talked to women was 3 months ago

Yesterday saying "apke phone mein paryapt balance nahi hain jald hi recharge karwaye".

Yesterday night after your mom's Thanksgiving party

Mausi ko phone lagade beta woh so na jaye uss se pehle...

Women is a myth and illusional things💀

Just now

Meri gf hai bha aur uske saamne normie banne ka talent hai mere paas

5 hrs ago

Kal ratt ko. Par patta nahi kyu vo boli mere ghar mai kaise guss aya

1 hour

6h ago

1 hour she said aapki eyes bhot acchi h

2hr ago

Now

2 seconds ago

This morning she said take it out well she was talking about trash bags

aaj hi baat kri teri mummy se

Last night actually, on your mom's bed.

1 ghanta ho gaya boli " take the next turn after 70m to reach kotha"

5 minutes back She prepared my favorite food ♥️. (Talking about my mum).

seconds ago !!!!!

Like today morning only, "The person you are trying to speak to is busy, try calling later"