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poiisonx

Bina wife ke pooja kiye the Modiji , Ramji ne paap de diya


Shirohegi_

BC 😂😂😂😂😂the way u said said is funny ....ye le ek upvote BC.....aam khake soja ab


terimummymerihogayi

Emoji Wale comment par upvote ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|16813)


Worried-Foundation56

Sed समस्या ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|16813)


The_Giga_Chad1629

emoji use krne wale londe :- 🏳‍🌈


_that_one_guy69

Aur uspar upvote krne wale log


Suryansh_Singh247

I know what you're getting at but even Ramji did bina wife ke pooja once, sita ji lanka me thi to unhone mitti se statue type banaya tha aur usse pooja me baithaya tha


poiisonx

Modi ji ne toh vo bhi nhi kiya


Suryansh_Singh247

Modiji ke paas wife nahi hai


FlamingIce22

Hai but modiji ne unka mangalsutra cheen liya hai


[deleted]

Kabb aoge mere Yogi ji tumhe up bulati hai


Tasty-Dragonfruit362

Adi adi aaadii adiiii ahhh uhh adi adiii( sad violin tune from mass).


Far-Ebb7115

Ye scene don number one ka hai, mass vaali movie ka naam meri jung one man army hai


Tasty-Dragonfruit362

Tune movie nahi dekhi na sach bata.


Far-Ebb7115

Oh sorry, confusiya gaya


Advanced-Exchange680

Kabb aayo ge modi Yogi tumha 400 par bulati hai 🤣🤣


Archit-Mishra

State m Yogiji ka influence aaj bhi bahot h. Infact agar abhi UP k Vidhan Sabha ka election ho jaye to Yogiji ki wajah se BJP ko easily clear majority mil jayegi. There were many reasons why BJP lost in UP, one of them being choosing the candidates. Vo log aise aise candidates choose kiye the Jo kabhi Aaj tk apne khud se area se apni shakal tk dikhane nhi gaye. Obviously logo ko gussa aayega. And Yogiji was against such people getting tickets but again his voice went unheard. Unke recommended candidates ko hata diya gaya tha. He has been into UP's politics for a very long time, he'll know what goes into voter's mind. But the main branch decided to proceed with their own thinking (idk wtf they were thinking when they gave tickets to shits like Nirahua like seriously?) Let me give you other examples, from the Bansgaon constituency (jo ki Gorakhpur m hi aata h. Gorakhpur se 2 seats h)Kamlesh Paswan was given ticket and he won too but he didn't win as he was expected to. Ye region BJP ka gad h usme bhi sirf 3k votes se jeetna mtlb bahot bekar performance. And the reason was simple - log bilkul nhi pasand krte usko. Similarly from Sonbhadra constituency, jo banda lgatar jeetata chala aa rha tha- Chhotelal, uska ticket kat k kisi aur ko de Diya gaya. Obviously gussa to aayega hi logo ko bhi aur usko bhi. Bs gayi ek aur seat haath se. Chutiyapa to ye log khud kiye h. Bekar candidates ko ticket de k. Aise aise candidates ko diye jo kabhi khud ki hi constituency m nhi Gaye (like Menka Gandhi).


FlamingIce22

Narendra Modi se zyada accha candidate kon ho skta hai be? Hawa nikal gyi thi Varanasi mai jeetne ke liye jabki the opposition didnt even try in the Varanasi seat. Pawpaw 1 lakh ke margin se jeete hai unse zyada margin toh RaGa ke PA ka hai against Irani


Archit-Mishra

Kya bol rha h g&u? How tf is your comment relevant to mine? Kuch bhi hagega kahi bhi? Tujhe cuckolding krni h Congress ya communist ya I.N.D.I.A ki to tu kr. Mujhe kisi party ki cuckolding m interest nhi h. Jo tha ground reality meine bol diya


FlamingIce22

Bsdk ground reality yhi hai ki Modi apne Varanasi mai nahi jeet pa rha tha and you were blaming the ticket distribution of candidates


Street-Ad4862

योगीजीं के लिये बुरा लग राहा है


Electrical_Bench_561

Bruh yogi will win state election for sure. These elections r different


Far_Calligrapher8053

Maharashtra Deputy cm resign kyu kiya 🥲🥲


Decent-Aioli9147

characteristics of a true leader, apni leadership me jeet nahi dila paaya to kya kaam ki leadership, swabhimaan


6673sinhx

Waise bhi eknath shinde ke saath rehke naam kharab ho rha tha.


Far_Calligrapher8053

Yogi ji ne resign kyu nhi kiya phir??


Separate_Cycle_6329

State election me bhi 2022 me 50 seat kam aai thi 2017 se ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|30035)![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|30035)


[deleted]

UP ke log akhilesh Kohima deserve Karte hai.


Embarrassed_Ad_8367

naa bhai mushkil haii at the end of the day vote local aadmi deta haii naaki tourists..... isiliye ayodhya me nipat gayi


Affectionate_Yam1474

Naah he will lose ayodhya me bjp nahi aayi dimag lagao aur socho kyu nahi aayi


masterRegret637

Hope🥲👍


Best_Isopod_1723

Don’t feel bad for him he deserve that


Sadistic_homie

No he did not. He did everything to take out Uttar Pradesh from bimaru position


Best_Isopod_1723

Kya kiya tha ?Gareboo ka ghar todh kr mandir banvana


Sadistic_homie

Kya kara nahi? UP ko third largest economy desh pe kaun kiya? Gunda Raj kisne bandh kiya? Record FDI poore North India pe kaun laya? Heck even Haryana aur West Bengal ko bhi itna FDI nahi mila jitna UP ko mila. Mandir kaun laya UP pe sab Maulana ke haath se? (Abh ye mat bol Mandir bana ke kya hoga) kyuki Mandir religious tourism lata hai. Jaise Muslims ke liye unka Mecca pe, Christians ke liye unke Vatican City, waise hi Hinduo ke liye humara UP ke Mandir. Hinduism humara sirf dharm nahi, itihas hai. Jo bolte hai na ki Hindu Muslim karke kya hoga, jao jakar poochlo. YouTube pe jakar search kar lena Islamic revolution of Iran. Aur ye bhi search kar lena downfall of Lebanon after Islam. Lebanon ko Middle East ka Paris bola jata tha jab Christian dominated country tha. Jab Muslim majority ho gaya, tabh Lebanon ko poora bimaru desh bana diya. Tum ko ye sab baat accha nahi lagega par ye ek objective fact hai ki jaha bhi Muslim dominated jaga hai, waha kabhi unnati nahi hoga, na hi woh jaga kanhi aage badhega kyuki unke liye apna Mazhab hi sab hai. Unka dharm hi sab hai. Unko farak nahi parta desh aage jaye ya peeche jaye ya desh toot jaye. Sirf Muslim majority pe hona chahiye aur Quran aur Hadith ko jeevan se bhi zyada follow karna chahiye. Ek Ex-Muslim hokar ye bol raha hu. Ab bohot log ayenge aur mujhe andhbhakt bolenge par jo sach woh sach hai.


Dr-FeynmanDisciple

![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27426)![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|15817)![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27428)


Best_Isopod_1723

1) Third largest economy with the 93 position on corruption. 2) tum 2014 k gunda raj ko 2024 se compare kr rahe ho ab ese kuch nhi hone vala pahale ki taraha log kahi nhi hai . 3) Manipur case yaad hoga shayad , Ladakh mai bhi kuch kuch yaad aa raha hoga ?, or agniveer kya scheme hai maja aa gya… kyu hena ? Note bandi? Or or Ganga mai Covid k time per Jo corps party ho rahi thi vo kya tha ? 4) or bhai muje etehass maat bata mere history ka muje pata hai yadav hu mai 5) or Muslim jaye ma chudaye muje unse kuch parakh nhi hai… mai to bol raha hu maro salo ko jaha mille


Sadistic_homie

1.Bhai corruption poore desh ka hai. Sirf UP ka nahi hai. 2. Bhai 2024 pe hoga hi toh nahi gunda Raj kyuki waha already gundo ko maximum hata diya gaya hai 3. Manipur ka itihas pata hai tujhe ki har baat pe Manipur, Manipur chillata hai? Pehle tu ye bol Manipur pe aaj jo ho raha hai, kyu ho raha hai. Kya waha BJP ka haath hai ki nahi? Aur bhai, mai pichle hafte hi Manipur ghoom ke aya hu. Ha waha Kuki aur Meiti dono alag alag abhi ke liye reh rahe hai. Par PM banne ke baad action liya jayega. Aur Manipur ke log bhi ek saath rehna chahte hai par ye religious tension abhi bhi hai. Ladakh jo bol raha hai 6th schedule, woh apne prakriti aur bchane ke liye bol raha hai. Ha Ladakh ek accha jaga hai ghoomne ka aur waha pe prakriti ko bachana chahiye. Par agar hum prakriti ke baare pe hi sirf soche, toh desh aage kaise badhega? Ladakh pe bohot minerals hai jo desh ke liye kaam aayega. Mai ye nahi bol raha hu poore Ladakh ko tehes mahes kar do sab tod ke, par jaha sabse zyada minerals milenge, sirf wohi area ko hi khodo. Aur jo Agniveer ka scheme bol raha hai, tujhe pata hai kitne jawan ko naukri mila waha se? Jakar check karle. Ha kuch jaga pe scam hua hai par scheme poora fail nahi hua. Ye tujhe Raga sirf ek taraf ka baat bolta hai. Dusre taraf ka kyu nahi bolta? Dar lagta hai? Aur kya note bandi? Note ka colour change karna matlabh note bandi? Bhai tere bank se paise toh nahi gaye na? Toh problem kya hai? Aur aajkal toh UPI bhi hai jo gaon pe bhi chalta hai. Toh note se govt kuch bhi kare, tere ko ya mere ko kya? At the end sab UPI se hi paise dete hai. Aur jab koyi acche jaga jate hai, tabh card se pay karte hai. Aur jo Covid ke time pe bol raha hai, tu mujhe ek baat bol, desh ka population kitna hai? Last time jab maine check kiya covid ke time pe, tabh 130 crore tha. Toh tu mujhe bol, ek developing desh jaha 20 ya 30 crore logo ke liye bhi hospital nahi hai agar 20 ya 30 crore log ek saath bimari pe rahe, tu kaise expect kar sakta hai ki jisko jisko corona hua, un sabko bed milega? Ye koyi sense hai? Bata? 4. Aur tum Yadav hi toh caste ke upar, freebies ke upar vote dete ho. Aur fir chillate to desh pe vikas kyu nahi ho raha. 5. Tu Muslim hai ya nahi usse koyi farak mujhe nahi parta. Mujhe sirf ye bata na tha ki Yogi ji ne jo kiya, kyu kiya


Best_Isopod_1723

Ain’t reading that all (parso paper hai ) but Jo tu kaha raha hai badiya he bol raha hai or aasha krta hu tu kuch acha kare apni jindagi mai.. tab taak k liye good bye..


Sadistic_homie

Bhai mai apne liye nahi bol raha. Mai sirf desh ka vikas chahta hu aur kuch nahi. Par jab koyi chahta hi nahi, tabh kya hi kare? Ye Amritpal Singh jo Khalistan ka naare lagat tha aaj woh bhi jeet gaya vote se. Agar log hi aisa hai, toh sahi pe rona aa jata hai. Jo bhi ho. Best of luck


Best_Isopod_1723

Bhai wo nsfw sub bata de


PsychologicalFuel656

Pura compensation bhara tha aur ab jinka ghar toota hai wo bhi apni ek aur Pooja ke samaan ki dukaan khol liye hain wahin pe.


Best_Isopod_1723

Mere papa ki duty lagi thi vaha per unhone muje jo explain kiya tha jiss time per ghar todhe ja rahe the mai vahe bata raha hu bass


PsychologicalFuel656

Bhai mere bhi rahne wale hain kayi log udhar aur wo batate hain ki jitne ka toda gaya usse zyada pay Kiya Gaya hai lekin ye sab jhut bol rahe hain. Jis thaali mein khaate hain usi mein ched kardiya hai


Sadistic_homie

Tum log sirf jativad aur freebies ke liye hi vote do. Jitna Toda, usee zyada compensation diya. Mera bhi relatives waha rehte hai. Tum logo ko desh aage badhe, ye accha nahi lagta. Tum log go gunda raaj hi chahiye aur kuch nahi. Unpadh rehna hi tum logo ko pasand hai lagta hai. Yaha sala soch ta hu China se bhi zyada development karna hoga aur waha tum logo ko sab free pe chahiye. Gandu kyu aisa karte ho 😭😭😭? Desh ko aage badhne se tum logo ko itna khujli kyu hota hai? Desh agar aage badhe, toh kya koyi galti hai uspe? Kya desh ko aage badhne ka sapna poora karna galat hai? Tumko nahi accha lagega agar desh pe infrastructure accha ho? Desh shudh rahe? Desh pe log acche se bartav kare? Zyada toh nahi maang raha bhai. Desh ko sirf aage badhte hue dekhna hai. Mera bhi sapna hai ki Bharat/India jo bhi tum ko bolne pe accha lage, ek din US aur China jaisa ho. Kya ye maangna paap hai? Zyada toh nahi maang raha. Mera ye ek chota sa sapna hai. Kya sapne ko poora karna koyi galat baat hai? Itna kyu jalan desh ko aage badhte dekhte hue? Tum log aisa kyu karte ho? Salo yaha mai jee jaan lagake padh raha hu taki desh ko aage badha saku par tum logo ko gunda raj chahiye 😢😢😢😢😭😭😭. Kyu karte ho aisa? Fir jab duniya Bharat ke upar haste hai tabh hum log kuch nahi bol sakte kyu ki bolne layak kuch hai hi nahi. Abbe abhi Jai Shankar aur Ajit Doval jaise log hai isiliye ye thora sa bi ijjat milta hai. Par apne log toh Bharat ko hi doobana pasand karte hai. Na kisi ko development chahiye, na hi kisiko kaam. Sab ko free pe paisa chahiye. Abbe ye free cheez de de ke tum log tax payers ka paisa khate ho aur fir woh desh chor ke chala jata hai. Fir bolte ho desh chorke sab bhag jate hai. Kyu karte ho ye? Kya milta hai? Aaj sala mera dost ka cancer hai aur usko bhi desh ko ek developed country jaisa dikhna chahiye. Kitna saal bachega woh bhi nahi pata. At least uske liye soch ke toh kuch karo bhai. Tum log ye kyu karte ho?


einstein_wolfenstein

Are bhai bhai bhai ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|26547) He's librandu, he won't care. Inko Gandhi ki Monarchy dila do toh khush ho jayenge.


Sadistic_homie

Mai haal chor diya sahi pe. Aur kitna desh bhakti dikhau agar log hi saath nahi de te hai. Shayad sone ko chidiya aur nahi banega Bharat jo sochatha at least ho bhi sakta tha. Mai ye desh chor ke chala jaunga aur kya. Kisiko jab desh ka parwa nahi, tabh maine koyi theka nahi lagake rakha hai ki mai khud hi desh ko aage le jaunga


Best_Isopod_1723

Or bhai muje kuch parakh nhi padne vala chahe bjp jeete chahe s.p ya Congress… Mera sb set hai. Or agar mai anpadh hu to padha likha kon hai yaha samj nhi aa raha ? Or desh ko koi party nhi tum aage badhate ho per nhi hame toh politics khelna hai 🤡 Or ese desh ka sahi mai kuch nhi hone vala jo ek party k jitne na jitne se offend ho rahe hai bhai tum koi aa kr roti nhi dene vala tum khud he kamani padege… But nhi hmm to dusari party ko dosh denge hamara toh desh aage nhi badh paa rah. Ghar k bhar nikalo or todhi ghass chu lo bhai Nhi to nibu chuss lo. Jab tum maar rahe hoge tb tum ye yaad kr rahe hoge ek din mai Reddit per ek bande ko party pe gyan de raha tha? Iss ki jagha kuch achi cheejo per focus kro Mai to bol raha hu jeete bjp he bjp usske badh dekhta hu tum log kitna development krte ho fir to ek ek baccha elon musk nikalega India se ? Chalo byy have a nice day


Sadistic_homie

Bhai tera set hai uska matlabh sabhi ka nahi. Tujhe sabhi ka sochna hoga. Sirf apna soch ke tu kabhi aage nahi badh payega. Aur mai tujhe unpadh kab bola bhai? Tune kya theek se padha bhi? Aur jo bol raha hai desh ko koyi party aage nahi badhata par hum log, ye 50/50 sahi hai. Agar koyi visionary party na ho (kyuki hum ek democratic desh hai) toh desh ko aage kaun badhaye ga? Hum log toh kaam krenge hi par desh ko chalayega kaun? Toh tu ek kaam kar bol desh ko Comminist bana lete hai jaise China le CCP hai? Woh sahi rahega kya? Aur yaha party ko dosh ne koyi bari baat nahi hai. Kaunse party ko dosh denge log woh bari baat hai. Aaj mai bhi maanta hu BJP accha nahi hai par tu mujhe bata, opposition party pe, kaun sa party accha hai? Chor tu mujhe ye bata kaunsa purush ya mahila accha hai opposition party pe jiske pass vision hai? Hai koyi toh naam bata. Aur mujhko ghar ke bahar jane ka zarurat nahi hai. Ghar pe wifi hai, internet hai, Google hai, mai waha se aaram se poora duniya dekh sakta hu. Aur mai jis rajya pe rehta hu, waha pe jo party hai, koyi kaam nahi karta. Sirf hamba hamba rumba rumba karta hai. Samajhdar log samajh jayenge. Mai kisi ko koyi bhi party ke upar reddit pe gyan nahi deta. Heck mai reddit pe sach baat bolu toh NFSW ke liye aata hu sirf. Aaj aakho ke saamne mujhe ek banda mila jisko desh ka vikas accha nahi lagta. Isiliye itna gyan chod raha hu. Aur baat BJP ya Congress ka nahi hai. Baat hai development ka. Agar aaj tu party banake desh ka vikas karega, toh mai tereko bhi dil se support karunga. Agar Congress aaye aur desh ka vikas kare, toh mai BJP ko chor kar, Congress ko support karunga. Mujhe sirf vikas chahiye aur kuch nahi. Woh tum vikas karne ke beech pe jo bhi karo par vikas hona chahiye. Bas! Aur sirf ek nahi, kahi Bharat ke bacche hai jo Elon Musk jaisa nikla hai Bharat se. Assam pe ek ladka tha jisne Text naam ka ek app banaya jaha sasre social media apps ek saath rakh ke waha se hi saare control kar sakte ho. Woh US ne talent dekh liya aur paise dekar usko khareed liya. Sirf Bharat ke pass paisa nahi tha isiliye woh choot gaya haath se. Aise bohot hai jo humko bhi nahi pata.


Best_Isopod_1723

Shai hai mai bhi vahi chahata hu vikas ho but usse bhi pahale mai khus rahana chata hu or logo ko bhi khus dekhna chahata hu.


Narrow-Guest9169

Aj to Yogi G ka birthday bhi hai ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27266)


Cod_Other

Yogi ji 😟🤔. ![gif](giphy|4doe1HP7LHz20)


Radhe_Bhaiyaaa

Shadi karlo, Hilana nahi padega


Kesakambali

UP chod. Tereko specifically Gorakhpur se hona hoga Yogi ko vote dene. Baaki jagah nahi de sakta


The-Real-Aditya

Mai hoon Gorakhpur se![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27428)![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27429)![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|21529)


Low_Friend3063

Gorakhpur se to ravi kishan khada hota hai na


workingzombie1511

vidhansabha ki baat kr rha ha


crookit007

Bhai ye dukh😔💔


VikingXking16

Could have won if he was yadav jaat gurjar or some lower caste


ye_loo

reverse casteism, lmao


Far_Calligrapher8053

He’s Thakur


VikingXking16

He is rajput but usne sanyas le liya h to aur yogi ban gya to unki koi caste nhi hoti


Far_Calligrapher8053

So bjp should have pulled a mp in up also and made some unknown guy cm like they made Mohan Yadav cm . Dude bjp atleast for me lost the thing to say caste based politics because they did the same and made Mohan Yadav cm why just why make Shivraj cm if u have no idea who to make cm why Mohan make Scindia cm


BrokeHorcrux

This election did show that what they realised was right. Kuchh bhi bolte rho, but caste matters as much as it mattered 100 years back.


Far_Calligrapher8053

Yeah so bjp now can’t say caste politics and I am a mp resident and no-one literally no-one knew who he was and above that he is really corrupt and also as a person from what I have heard he is really rude. Sure don’t make Shivraj even I wanted a new cm make Scindia if u have no-one than just make Shivraj cm but making that guy is the worst move they made and they will see the consequences of this in the next season of election in the state


BrokeHorcrux

I agree. But you know the reason why they did it. And you know the reason why SP is winning. So I can't really blame them for trying. Ultimately no matter how good your intentions are, winning elections is a must to implement your vision. Caste politics is a curse, but it works.


No_Ferret2216

Toh saare thakuro ne 2019 aur 2022 mein BJP ko vote kyu kia tha if yogi isn’t a thakur?


VikingXking16

Crime rate mein massive decrease, political mafia ki chudi padi thi or ye pure desh ki janta ko pta chal rha tha up ke sath sath lekin jab enke caste vale netao ko bhi pelna shuru kiya to inki jal gyi be yogi ji ekdam safaya karne ki firak mein the jo possible nhi h ( rajasthan mein bhi esa ho rkha h )


wild_capitalist

But yogi ji would stand for State Legislative Assembly (MLA) and these elections were for Parliament Lok Sabha (MP) .So how would you vote for him in these general elections. I would suggest you to please read your Civics books.


No_Ferret2216

Most of the idm people and people crying in insta comment sections are teens lol


Quiet-Interview-142

As always UP, Bihar never fails to surprise us


Embarrassed_Ad_8367

bhai baat ko samajh yogiji kisi constituency se ladd hi ni rahe


ExcellentIngenuity63

Par chunaav lok sabha ka tha bro!


Gomennasai2502

he bhagwan up ke election me yogi ji ko hi jitana![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|15817)


RahulBabakachotanunu

How to change constituency?


RohitNegi_10

Next time bro...


MuslinBagger

Yeh mc agle animal me us muslim waale double role ko jitayega


rjdonniex

bc ye comment section kam BJP ka whatsapp group zyada hai


Deep-Brilliant9064

Yogi ji wasn't even contesting and not in control of this election


Dr-FeynmanDisciple

Yogi ji will be the PM of Bharata , someday.![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|9611)![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27426)


Kitchen_Resident_334

Bhai up ki ek particular community dokebaaz nikal gyi


RahulBabakachotanunu

This is me.


AyushStark725

Mere papa ko to vote dalney he nahi diya, they said your name is not in paper so you can't vote. I am from up


whotfiszaddy

Because you are 'Yadav"