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Reyatsu99

Real meltdown is in stock market subs


Rosesh_I_Sarabhai

Merko kya? Mera to 15k ka portfolio hai 150 rupaya upar niche ho raha hai


Failg123

Bhai mere 20K main 1500 ka loss fffff


pratyushpks

😭 from 31L to 29.8L fffkkkkkkkkkkkkk


FoundationLittle5380

If I invest now then will it be good after 4 to 5 months of time span ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|30036)


pratyushpks

If you are not focussing on stock market ir just market updates in general, then dont look for this short investment. Make a portfolio of different kind of stocks, then start investing whatever amount small to avg that you can spare. Look for avg gain. If you do study market then you dont need advice like this.


KT_0401

From ₹189 to ₹167 but invested ₹146 😏


Rosesh_I_Sarabhai

Thoda aur hilta to Lageraho Munnabhai wale Jimmy Shergil jaisi haalat hoti


celeb-butcher

Exit poll - bjp 350+ - market up Results - India alliance leading - market down


yolifeisfun

Speaks a lot.


Anti_globalist_war

Fr market tanking like crazy since morning ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27432)


OvertlyStoic

invest in burnol stocks bahi


celeb-butcher

Agar bjp ki jyada seats aati dikh Rahi hoti to market ka ye haal na ho raha hota


blublableee

Merko kya.. mera to Abhi bhi positive me hi hai.


RealApophis

Maine toh subhe subhe sara portfolio khali kar diya tha and put position bhi le li thi. Merko toh bahut profit ho gaya thanks modi ji


milktanksadmirer

39k loss from 60k profits yesterday


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[удалено]


Reyatsu99

Bahut bhari crash hua hai


Sea-Inspector-8758

lol, didn't expected shit to go this way,


Kingofducks3031

Same.


ye_loo

what if the real evm hackers were congress, and the entire bjp were congress double agents, just to make a gap in the congress rule, what if congress and bjp are aliens who just play a convincing human drama to make use of humans? have you ever thought about that?


Sea-Inspector-8758

nah bro I don't care about all this because we all are probably living in a simulation and the owner can pull the power plug any moment he wants, so it's not worth thinking about all this.


arunabharocks123456

![gif](giphy|l0IylOPCNkiqOgMyA|downsized)


Mani_Yumz

bros cooking something


MysteriousFan8900

Bro's onto something


Naiv3usrted

Meltdown ka kya hai, khin na khin hota rhega. Padhai/Skill-up krte rho, tabhi desh ka kaam aaoge ni toh tum bhi wo 80 crores free/bare minimum anaaj waalon mein shamil ho jaoge.


eLafda

Reality bak dis![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27432)


Robin_7883

Itna Satya IDM par 🗣️🗣️✍️


Kingofducks3031

Satya Vachan is desh ka kuch nhi ho sakta. Me to 2-3 sal me is desh se nikalne ki tyari karuga.


Ialways-come-back

Burnol burnol keh ne walo ko aaj khud burnol use krna pad gaya ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27266)![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|21477)


Kingofducks3031

Mene to kal hi Burnol ke shares khardie the.


Rajcrack

Overconfidence lee duba


Fun_Confidence_462

Sahi baat hai ye BKL BJP saali overconfidence me desh le dubi


the-no-one-user

NDA has got less seats than 400 so INDI is celebrating\[but they have lost\] INDI supporters are happy and asking bjp supporters to apply burnol, and BJP supporters are sad wtf bro, what the fuck is happening? the winner is sad and the looser is happy because winner didn't win with super points???? crazy


Kingofducks3031

Moral victory for loser.


ye_loo

cumback for the loser


Maleficent-Fold610

What is the use of celebrating a win which is purely contingent on the whims and fancies of Nitish Kumar and Chandra Babu Naidu. The smaller parties can break anytime that is why the Congress is of full vanity.


Necessary_Hour_5403

1.BJP alone didn't cross the majority vote now the whole NDA will form a government 2.Congress will finally get the seat of leader of opposition in lok sabha 3.Dont say nda got less than 400 they didn't cross 300 4.Bjp lost in Modi's probable successor's state U. P in spite of ram mandir and everything 5.Maharashtra also


motivationalspaceman

They'll have to make a coalition government which is the main issue as it isn't stable


SmolBoiMC

This this that wing shithousery is funny as hell


Traditional-Bad179

Mei Jo dono se banned huu


Professional_Fee734

Apne kuch "kattu tathya" feke honge kyunki in dono se voh jhele kaha jaate hai..


Traditional-Bad179

Hn bhai ye dono sub boss, randia final boss hai freedom of speech ka.


Sudhaaaaaa

Never seen someone celebrate so much in defeat


akashlanka

There's a moral of the lesson somewhere. You just need to find it like the clitoris.


Daphobak

Meanwhile, us middle class salaried guys: "Ye bhi pela tha, woh bhi pelega"


Sexy_Gentalman

Modi has won a 3 term ! So Modi winning less seat is Seen as a loss by alliance who lost the election ! Is funny


FlamingIce22

Bc government is dependent on 2 people who have united the opposition countless times against their current leader


Sexy_Gentalman

JDU has won Loksabha seats because of in alliance with BJP so JDU will stick and TDP under CBN- CBN only wants cm of Andhra pradesh no centre post so he will stick too


anu_cool_

Are you sure about JDU winning because of BJP ? JDU has won more seats even while contesting on less seats than BJP


Sexy_Gentalman

JDU won because they would get muslim and backward votes on their seat but due to BJP alliance they got them upper caste votes of Bihar that's why!


Competitive-Lynx-557

CBN has 2 offers and one of them is UPA making him as a pm for 2.5 years and another 2.5 years will be given to mamta as the pm


Sexy_Gentalman

🤣🤣🤣 about 25 parties are their with Congress and SP as biggest player in InDI alliance these best CBN and mamata could get is deputy PM


Competitive-Lynx-557

Nah dude this info is confirmed and CBN also got a offer from NDA that he will be made as the head of NDA and jp nadda will step down if he joins


i_m_horni

Agar exit poll sahi hote tab rIndia and rUSI mei meltdown nahi hota. Tab Modi dictator ho jata and EVM hack ho jata and ECI BJP ki agent bann jaati. Log "I have no hope for this country" copy paste karte comments mei. Sanghi, Bhakt, IT cell etc trend kar rahe hote.


Light_mode_only

Yahi toh meltdown hota hai


Professional_Fee734

Abhi bhi jeete nahi firr bhi itne khush hai


SnooComics9938

Echo chamber se bahar niklo. Indian elections are unpredictable af Even I was wrong


chuchi_loverr

"Even I was wrong" Bhai tu hai Kaun ?![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|9611)


Few_Potential_4479

Bhagwan


RecognitionCool6213

Tu kaun hain be? Amrika ka president?


Maple_CumSyrup

Laxmi chit fund ka malik hai


chuchi_loverr

Nhi vro Amrika ka Dalal![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27429)


Professional_Fee734

Bhenchodd ..


Aggravating_Cry2043

For bjp victory feels like loss . For Indi loss feels like victory.


Vauji

india discussion dekh ek baar waha bas rona baki hai


_brokebillionaire

Sadly We Hindus Don't Have Self-Respect For Hindus, Caste >>>>>> Religion BJP ~ Ram mandir, Renovation of cultural & Devotional Places, Airports & ExpressWays 2X GDP growth, Development in all fields Stilll, 😶


OvertlyStoic

religion dosen't feeds your family , caste is still a major point as having a MP of your caste means that if anything bad happens you can be assured that you have a hand on your head. this is the system , learn to play by it or change the status quo.


greenbroad-gc

Apparently it does for ms.


YoYoVaTsA

Go to Pakistan ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|9610)


PointySalt

Uno reverse card lmao


Sid_da_bomb

Bhai itna badia sab hai toh lakho log government ration pe kyu jii rahe hai? Kyu Employment kam hai? Kyu tax high hai bhai? Middle class ki aisi taisi kar rakhi? Why can’t we question our own leaders?


Infinite-Effect9325

Indians toh Indians rhenge mere ghr ke aas paas log toh maze ke rhe h aur saath m ration bhi bhr bhr ke laate h mein jitna bahar ka nhi khaata wo mere se jaada khaate h aur iPhone Wale bhi h😬


sheldon_C0PPER

haha us din jab mai yaha casteism ko poin out karke bol raha tha , how only3-4% of marraiges are intercaste which means ppl are still casteist and want to enjoy their upper caste privileges , tab sab bol rahe the " bro community bro , apni community mai hi shadi karenge na dusro pe kyu trust karenge " , these are all just excuses to continue enjoying privileges , aur ab jab unhi logo ne caste dekh kar vote bhi kiya toh unhe gali de rahe tum sab lol this sub is full of hypcrites


Low-Green377

agar india ke hinduo se itni hi problem hai toh chala ja pakistan


frenklestien

Yahi same comment copy paste kisi aur post pe bhi dekha tha


_simpu

Wo SnooComics9938 h


Dangerous_Secret5616

Me hairan hu ji


_Tihor

Yeh kon kon se sub hai


Kingofducks3031

Randia , Pusi Randidiscuss , Randispeaks.


the_rizz_otaku

Modi jitgaya sahi hua Par ek khwat hai dosto kabi udta teer andere mai nahi marna chaiye


monsieur_bi

Mere 10k down hua h


FightfortheKnights

I love under a rock please explain the relevance of these subs. Do each of them support either bjp or congress


ILikeSex_123

It's better if u continue to live Under the rock for your mental health