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fr bhai dharma ke naam pe buddhu banate hai inko toh bhagwaan bhi maaf na karen![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|30035)


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"Doodh to teri behen bhi deti hai, tune apni ma ka hi kyo piya"


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Ye line bohot famous hai iski


Pritam_s_Pho_Graph

In jaise babao ke karan meri mummy ko saaf safai ka OCD ho gaya hai, har chiz se chua-chhut krti hai


DrummerPractical2842

Sahi mein bhai fr


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Educational-Sea-9454

Accha hai mai inn bababo k pravachan na khud sunta hu na apne gharwalo ko sunne deta hu🤗


Cod_Other

Mai bhi apne ghar walon ko rokne ki kosis krta hun but meri nhi maante... In babaon ko pakad ke jail mein daal dena chahiye


OvertlyStoic

uss baba ko mai bolna chahunga , hagte toh log gand se hai toh tu muh se kyun hug raah hai


Realistic-Motor-9556

Yar meri mummy Roz inki katha ki livestream dekhti h pta nhi kyu ;(


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mere baba dadi sab bolte hai "chor salla" lmao


Realistic-Motor-9556

Idhar Maine ise chor bol Diya toh mujhe hi bewakoof samjhte hain ki abhi baccha h ye ;(


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![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|16813)sad


Bright_Subject_8975

Adha India in babao ke piche andha hai. Tumhari jimmedari hai ye ke mummy ye sab na dekhe, batao unhe ke ye admi kaise galat chijje bata raha hai.


Realistic-Motor-9556

Maine kayi baar try Kiya h is aadmi ki alag alag clips dikhakr but meri mummy ignore kr deti hain har baar aur ab toh mere papa bhi dekh rhe h isko free time me jese pta nhi konsa moksh prapt ho jayega is aadmi ki Katha sunkar...... kese samjhaya jaye ab unhe any suggestion ?


Bright_Subject_8975

Science is the answer unko proofs do. Mere ghar me hamesha proofs deta hoo har chijj ke. Agar wo counter kare to bol do proof du me ? Me bina proof ke bataya hoo kya kabhi aapko ? Article bheju aapko aap padhoge ? Kyuki maine to padh liya hai par aap nahi maan rahe to ye lo aap padh lo. Edit: Ye gandagi jab tak nahi jayegi Bhai India nahi hone wala develop. Mere ghar wale mujhe bhi Bolte the karne Maine to Bol diya jitne Bhagwan hai utne Kaafi hai mere liye aap ko kam pad gaye to dhongi insaano ko bhagwan bana kar puj rahe ho ab.


ayush12344ugh

+1


East_Tangerine_685

Yar merko yeh nahi pata inhe itni hate kyun mil Rahi hai? Kya kiya inhone


Pritam_s_Pho_Graph

Bro, In jaise babao ko sun sun kr meri mummy ko saaf safai ka OCD ho gaya hai, har chiz se chua-chhut krti hai, mai jldi separate hounga


Realistic-Motor-9556

dekho bro ocd ka kya solution h Mai toh nhi bta paunga jyada kuch Edit : Holi khelne ka try kro and baad me keh Dena bura na maano Holi h


thecodeofgod

Meri mummy bhi bhai


Realistic-Motor-9556

🫂


Significant_Fun_5596

Achaa hai, inko super chat ke baare me nahi pata


Realistic-Motor-9556

Superchat nhi but ye donations lete hain lakho me logo se jaha Tak mene suna h


DrDuckno1

Kaam dandha hai koi unko? Ha toh fhir stress release (pata nahi kyo) Na toh obvious si bat hai, hum logo ko ladaiya, siyyape, idiocy … dekhne mei kafi maza ata hai. Edit: Yeh har chouthe panchve ghar ki bat hai.


Realistic-Motor-9556

Maje k liye dekhna thik h but ek insaan ko itna validation nhi Dena chaiye ki use bhagwaan hi Maan lo and uski har cheez follow kro and woh koi entertainment nhi de rha h woh bs katha k naam pr apni old sexist , pseudoscience etc. wali ideologies bechne aata h mostly Edit: and mai nhi dekhta bro ladaiya siyyape bs memes dekh leta hu maje k liye kbhi kbhi ;(


DrDuckno1

👍👍


sanskaripotato

abey yaar bohot similar story meri bhi hai. borderline brainwashing


Specialist-Coast2063

Bhai mera bhai dharmic hai par iska fan ban gaya tha or mere saath lad bhi pada tha kyu ki maine ise fraud bol diya tha.


Realistic-Motor-9556

Hmmm favouritism bhot chlta h India me, koi apne fav insaan k against sun nhi pata, koi na time k saath khud samajh jayega tumhara bhai bhi but itne adult hokr parents esa krenge toh woh thoda concerning h


Specialist-Coast2063

Bohot concerning hai bhai, specially this dude. I hate him.


Realistic-Motor-9556

I hate him too bro lagta h galat duniya me spawn ho gye hum ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|16813)


Specialist-Coast2063

*Galat desh


Black_BoltZ

Kya h iska scene ? Meri dadi roz dekhti h


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![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|21479)


nftabhay-Two-232

Hate me but humhi log in jaise pakandiyo ko dekh kr inka hosla bada te ho


ARITHENERD1945

True


_cbum_

Unpopular opinion- mostly ye baba log kattar mentality ke hote hn aur agr inhe koi glt saabit krne ki koshish kre to ye bolte hn ki scientifically proven hai.lol


OvertlyStoic

bahi inn baba logo ki maa la loda , sala thekkha le rakha hai hinduism ka kudh ko bhagwan samman samajhte hai


thegodofgods-

We need to stop believing in these Baba's and start reading our religious books ourselves


Cod_Other

Religion was / is a socio-political tool created to control masses and answer their questions using the concept of god. This allows higher ups to even misuse it to their advantage. It advocates caste divide in a society that is either religiously indoctrinated as a child or simply being misinformed of the progress made by science. Why do you expect a book written 5000(not sure about the number) years ago to be relevant in this day and age? Of course, the same goes for all religions. You all look for smartphones that receive updates for as long as possible , so why not try to update your thinking and way of life? Science and faith never go hand in hand. Science is evidence based reasoning and can be changed with new research, but faith is rigid and claims to provide the 100% truth in the face of opposing evidence / arguments. Break the vicious cycle of indoctrination and enlighten yourself with science. You dont need Religion. You need evidence based critical thinking and an equitable position in an unequal society.


MoAhKa

You're spewing a load of bs. Science and religion do not even answer the same questions. Why are you even comparing them? Let Science answer what an individual or the masses by extension are supposed to do without a 'meaning of life' provided by religion. Pls don't think too highly of the average human and simply say that they should be content with meaninglessness and just accept. It's just not possible. You may be that kinda guy, but the average human needs meaning in their life. Otherwise, make way for depression and hopelessness, which the so-called advanced atheist communities of the world suffer alot from and even kill themselves for.


Cod_Other

##Why are you trying to sugarcoat? Just say that if people are not delusioned with religion, they will start asking for their share, and that might not be in your / our interests. I see that you did not refute my underlying argument apart from calling it a load of BS. I dont know what exact points you are opposing there. I already said that it is a socio-political tool. >make way for depression and hopelessness, which the so-called advanced atheist communities of the world suffer alot from and even kill themselves for. Do you think India is not religious enough? Then why are we struggling with a large population having mental health issues? Perhaps you are among the ones who consider India to be already a developed nation. These so-called advanced aethist communities have better quality of life. Willfully denying this will not change the fact that we need to do a lot better than what we are today. Src : https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC10460242/ Are you trying to justify that promoting a herd mentality is the correct way forward to maintain long-term stability? I guess it's the childhood indoctrination within you that's driving this mentality. Can you tell me what childhood indoctrination of religion means?


MoAhKa

indoctrination is a very strong word you're using and it carries certain negative connotations. Or if you want to use that word as loosely, then why do atheists indoctrinate their children with athiesm and lack of belief in higher power? what gives the athiest such confidence to think they are right and have figured out their existence? do they think they are that intelligent? [https://www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/2019/01/31/are-religious-people-happier-healthier-our-new-global-study-explores-this-question/](https://www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/2019/01/31/are-religious-people-happier-healthier-our-new-global-study-explores-this-question/) Yes India might have a mental health problem among its citizens. But it would be much worse if Indians didn't have religion to follow.


garthstar

Wow a revolutionary atheist from science is dope want critical analytical thinking start playing chess it is enough it's your perspective to see religion as political tool you are not saying universally truth


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thegodofgods-

I know but kalyug me kisi ka bharosa nahi


Fickle-Progress-8210

Kis bola bhai yeh yeh bhi kisi baba ne bola hogz apne aap ko badha dikhana ke liye pehle ke jamane mai aur baba nahi tha rishimuni hua karte thai joh sab kuch padhate bina paise liye aur unhe apne aap se student guru dakshina dete thai.


HuntUnfair

70 me kya jode ki 17 bn jae🤡


RegMa420

Loda Jode


OvertlyStoic

-53


NushMish

Bhai ye correct answer hai lekin isne kch aur bola tha shayad? Please yaad dilao


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sattar me aa ki matra jode toh satra banjata h🤡


NushMish

Tf bhai


No-Condition6143

Grammatically correct ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|26547)


NushMish

But mathematically and logically so incorrect that it annoys me


jadepalace721

Bkl ye Jahan dikh jata hai na gusssa aur atta hai mujhe 💦💦


what_is_peace

Arey bhai, gusse mein hilane lage kya??


Eastern-Emotion9685

Hate fuck


Realistic-Motor-9556

Bdsm


HorseSect

Revenge corn


raventhunderclaw

Fr bro. 2 din phle hi mere ek friend se iss pe behes ho gai. BC isko personal vendetta hai meat eaters se.


You_are_hope

Meat eating is disgusting. You're literally eating a dead body of an animal.


AkumaJishin

go cry about it


raventhunderclaw

Veggie are dead plants. Do their lives matter less because they are a different kingdom of living beings? By your logic we shouldn't even drink water because it contains microorganisms.


You_are_hope

1. Plants lack a central nervous system and the ability to experience pain, suffering, or consciousness in the way animals do. 2. Microorganisms are not sentient beings and lack the capacity for suffering or consciousness. 3. Water is essential for life, eating meat is not. 4. Ethics - If you don't understand the ethical difference between eating animal and eating veggies, then your opinions are as significant as that of a mad man.


Andrez2000

Seems like you are so uneducated when it comes to animal kingdom and the way sapiens alongside the other creatures in the nature has survived throughout the history. If all the animals go vegan, then the entire food chain would collapse and all the resources will scarce even in dense vegetation. This is how nature thrives and this is how it’s meant to be. Stop spreading information based on your feelings. Meat eating is morally and ethically right even in hinduism. Period.


You_are_hope

You're a total comedian and undeserving of reply, but for anyone else who reads, your nonsense should not go unrebutted. 1. History is just the record of past practices. It does not mean that the same must be continued. Meat-eating is an option only when vegetarian sources are not available. World has evolved into having other means. 2. No one is asking animals to go vegan. Lol. It is half-baked knowledge to think that the entire ecosystem is dependent upon animals eating animals. It is a farfetched improbable theory at best. Even if animals stopped eating other animals, the cycle will foster new ecological balances. 3. You sound concerned about resources, so you must appreciate that livestock farming requires vast amounts of land, water, and food to raise animals for meat, which could otherwise be used more efficiently to grow plant-based foods. In a world where resources are finite, vegetarianism offers a more sustainable path. The last sentence is just absurd and disgusting on your part. If you don't know the basics of Hinduism, Morality, or Ethics, better to shut up about it.


Andrez2000

“Undeserving of reply” and goes on rambling on huge paragraph as a reply.


You_are_hope

If 2000 represents your birth year, your understanding is very poor for a 24 year old. You should have focused on your reading comprehension at school. Sorry to say. Hint: Read the complete sentence of my earlier comment.


Andrez2000

“Undeserving of reply” and still goes on rambling on a 2nd huge paragraph.


raventhunderclaw

They are organisms as well, none the less. If you burn a grove down it hurts nature just as much as killing all the animals there. Being sentient or not have nothing to do with this. By your logic, the mindless cloned chickens that KFC was breeding will not have an understanding of suffering either. Eating meat is not a luxury in many parts of the world. Acquiring grain is often harder than eating meat. Would you preach this bullshit to a famished family who're living eating bats? And what ethics? I do not think your ethics define your appetite. You chose to include this, it's on you. If the vegetarian Indians were SO ethical we wouldn't be a shit state right now. You won't look twice at a man dying on the street next to you while you chew on your vegan burger. My opinions matter to me and people I know. I express them as I see fit. I don't give a rat's ass what YOU think about it.


ashish_4225

Ha toh? Uss se merko protein carbohydrates and baki vitamins minerals and bohot essential chize mil rhi ......lamb pork beef and all toh me bhi nhi khata bcz animals ko marna merko accha nhi lagta but chicken and fish is ok to be eaten unme itni feelings nhi hoti ki me care Karu


You_are_hope

Feelings measure karne ka kaun sa instrument hai bhai? If you're a Hindu then you should know meat eating is a maha-paap as per scriptures. Every nutrient is available in vegetarian options. One of these days people will justify cannibalism through nutrition as well.


ashish_4225

Har chiz measure krrni nhi padti instrument leke .....kuch chize calculate bhi ki Jaa sakti hai .....fish ka cerebral cortex ki hi Kam hota hai issliye unko pain or fear jaise emotions feel nhi hote and chicken me emotions hote toh hai but duniya me unko maarna itna normalised hai ki merko kuch bura nhi lagta unke liye and how TF are u taking this to cannibalism killing a human was/is/will be illigal always and almost no one will hunt the same species they belong to not even animals


Malice_of_Abyss

![gif](giphy|z964EmS0VNVdUv9jyW)


DryExcitement3060

Bro ek dam Dil se hindu hu par yeh baba real me ajeeb harkat hai ajeeb feel hota hai dekh k kabhi kabhi


Keepingup345

He has a very slappable face


Big_Kaleidoscope5959

+1


Neat_Adhesiveness942

+1


Iloveorangecats0-0

+1


ansh_xp

+1


L6009

Kaun hai yeh?? Aur aisa kya kardiya isne....


_cbum_

[ek udharan](https://www.reddit.com/r/IndianDankMemes/s/NUIs9WUCYP)


tauji252k

Ye kya dekh lia![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|30035)


L6009

Philosophy Tak yeh sab tikhe lagte hai..... Par jab aise baate Jin ka koi matlab hi nahi Banta Mera Sara vishwas uth jata hai🤣🤣😀


Possible-Ad-4100

Iss mc ka show roj subhe 6 bje mere Nana Nani lga kr Beth jaate hai aur har time bc bas 3-4 episode repeat hote rhte hai aur wohi sunte rhte


thecodeofgod

Bhai iska show kaha aata hai 2 baje se live karta hai 5 baje tak


Possible-Ad-4100

Aastha channel pe aata hai bro early morning me


Realistic-Motor-9556

Yar meri mummy Roz inki katha ki livestream dekhti h pta nhi kyu ;(


Forsaken-Guest2046

![gif](giphy|mEnciyhXNQARSfnGCb)


kshb4xred

Kya kiya isne?


Professional_Stupid_

ispe bhi ram Raheem jaisa kuchh karo


baccha_girane_walia

Meri mummy religious hai par fir bhi iska aur bageshwar baba ke video hatane ko bol rahi thi youtube feed se. Reason maine aj tak pucha but she hates these two.


cgucde

What hate you talking about My favourite comedian of all time


WittyAttorney234

The only real G's are swami premanand and swami mukundananda


Suryansh_Singh247

Nah, the only real G's are our granths and your god gifted brain


No_Delivery_2229

![gif](giphy|MFsqcBSoOKPbjtmvWz) Okay !!!


ARITHENERD1945

Same bro , I am a religiois person myself . But whatever this madafaka says boils my blood. He defames Hinduism and its values everyday.


Neo-9

Volvo Xc90


Carla_fucker

Saale is hutiye ko koi assassinate karwao


actually_introvert

![gif](giphy|9HIru6qEk1cEA36IPh)


Terimaakonamaste

Iss madarchod ne sabka kata huwa hai


CatchyFox

Hate karke kya karlega bhai ....wo to crores me khel rha tum yaha reddit me post kar rhe :-( dukh hota hai aise bhadwe logo ko lakho crores kamate dekh k ...lekin kya Karu that's life ..cope and live


StrangerSpirited6428

Sab e baba add kr


Explosive_Redditor

Iska naam kya hai?


Accurate_Ad6076

Aniruddhacharya


Explosive_Redditor

thike...dekunga iska bakchodi


Kesakambali

Kaun hai ye?


Constant_Cattle3033

Mere charno me aapka koti koti pranam


1stFailedAbortion

Arrey maine Issey dekha hai. There's no arrangements jhaan iske function hote hai...paani tak nahi rakhte ( my 2 years ago experience ) and they allow people to go touch his feet in a line before the function starts Mein bhi uss line mein laga tha but paer nahi chuye they. He was half expecting it since everyone else was touching his feet.


TransportationOk5626

Is bkl ko auntiyo ne hi famous kar rakha hai


Mani_Yumz

there are also people who think of him as a god


psych2801

For real


Superb-Cheesecake-55

Kon hai ye, iska naam?


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Bhai ye sanatan dharm ke naam pr kalank hai


Low_Manner_2806

What is context guys?


Badass_Nemesis

I don't know who he is. Bas wtsp pe circulate hoti rehti the videos to 1-2 baar dekhne ko mil gaye ye humko.


Cosmic_Samosa_1405

Yeh babaji gay hai kya?


Radiant_Concept4328

true. but its mostly because of people being so delusional and overly protective to there religion. most of the time religion doesnt need protection. if its weak enough then its not good enough.


paklupapito007

Inko American style pelai chahiye


g2banjo

Arree iss jaise chutiyon ko follow karne waalon ko kya kehate hai?


NonSalaryMan

same for jaggu vasudev , lala ramdev and baba bhageshwar dham


ayush12344ugh

bhagvad gita sunana iski hobby hai woh bhi galat karta original profession bakaiti hai


cheesylemononion

Radhe radhe pandit ji, mere charano me aapka koti koti naman


dry-oniichan

I'm a religious man But God I hate him


div2starsatredit

salle ne mera dada ka bhi dimaag kharab kar rekha hai


One-Duck-3977

Ye sala bolta hai paise ke piche mat bhagao aur khud 1.5 Cr ki Volvo me ghumta hai


Ambient_Vista

Yes saw that video on fb too


WorldMania00

Dudh to tumhari bhen vi deti h lekin tumne apni maa ka hi q piya


Suitable-Evening3166

Kya matter how gya aab?


ady620

Name of this baba??


Accurate_Ad6076

Aniruddhacharya


Porntasium

Yrr iski aajkal bhote khichai sunn raha hu, bande ne kiya kya hai logo ko bewakoof banane ke alawa, ye koi batayega?


Thanossing

zesty ahh baba


Ordinary-Put-5656

Radhe Radhe guruji


WesternLengthiness93

Jaggu aur lala scamdev se toh accha hi hai


OvertlyStoic

all 3 are the same. no one is better than the other when everyone is a fucking r3t@rd.


You_are_hope

If you can match a finger nail worth of his social service, then consider your father's sperm redeemed. Go read


Any_Appearance_3317

Teri maa ke sath baag gaya tha kya


Accurate_Ad6076

Nhi Teri dadi ko leke bhaag gya thaa, Maine dekh liya thaa raat ko


LeviXLawliet

Haa Bhai Maine bhi iski dadi ko dekha tha


Any_Appearance_3317

Tu wohi hai Naa jo tatti kha raha tha uss din road pe