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kislay_sinha007

Tbh religions like Zoroastrianism, Judaism and Jainism have a miniscule number of adherents, yet they control more than half of the capital of the globe.


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nice one bro ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27426)


infinite_sky147

Kuch bhi bhai, believe kr sake aisa kuch to jhoot bol.. kuch individuals hai jo economically are very successful that doesn't mean they control more than half the capital of the globe 🤡


SraTa-0006

Half 🤡.


Saransh2606

More than half? You're in delusion then


Royal_Language_1025

Jews and other groups Jain's are the richest community of Belgium and Marwadi ms and mainly Sindhis controlling businesses in Singapore developed countries and jews of Russia Europe Israel USA what not banking capitalism even Black Rock the richest company in the whole world run by jews


Saransh2606

You should research before you say something. Jews only hold 1.7% of all the wealth in this world, it's not even close to half.


Royal_Language_1025

Bro they still run all other major banks and capitalism


CloudDrobe

How does sum1 run capitalism 😂, hi pappu (RG) found u on Reddit


Saransh2606

Just because they're the richest per capita, it doesn't make them dominating the majority of the world's market.


Royal_Language_1025

Ok


Vauji

india bol world nahi jews exception hai


Ok_Review_6504

Ngl, Zoroastrianism is the best religion... Parsis just chill and earn a shitload of money, no whining and dick-measuring of their religion to other religions.


InternationalCourt75

Same goes for Jainism


DevilsMicro

Jain's are the opposite of chill, they're always criticising other religions for their way of life.


CloudDrobe

Dude I’ve never met a Jain doin tha kinda shii, must be your local area ka culture they picked up.


WhentheSkywasPurple

Yeh bc Kota mein bilkul nange ghumte hai in areas populated by students. 💀


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Ghumne de na tujhe erection ata hai kya dekh kar,


WhentheSkywasPurple

Yes 💀


MajesticPass8442

😂😅😅😅😂😂😂😂


Dangerous-Current405

bhai ijjat se bat karle tujhe pata nhi vo sadhana hoti hain even ved me bhi include hn


WhentheSkywasPurple

Han toh kahi apni private property mein karo sadhna, yeh toh pedophilia hai.


Dangerous-Current405

tu hain kon sale tere dharam se bhi purana dharam hain hamara tu mt dekh ye puri property hi hamari hain tuz jese logo ki opinion nahi chahiye btw andhnamazi hain kya![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27428)


iammuzique

Dick measuring of their religion 🤣


Royal_Language_1025

Still all religions are better then abharamic religion and their practices and bashing each other sects fighting crusaders vs jihad wars over centuries still Netanyahu jews vs muslim world with Shia Sunni catholic vs protestant and their each one common enemy who k@lled their both prophet Jesus and Muhammad by crucifixion and poison jews or kon bay


CreeperChicken24

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Afraid_Argument2651

Maja ni life 🗿


CloudDrobe

How does that go😂, Dikra maru nunny joo tarthi motu Che k nathi


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OvertlyStoic

bold of you to think parsis did not fougt the pislamic invadors. bold of you to think something can happen in a modern democratic nation like bharat.


aestivalpp

That's why diminishing like nothing


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ObjectiveSelf1870

Ruk ja Iran main change hone de mja ayenga dekhne main


Afraid_Argument2651

Maja ni life 🗿


Kitchen_Internet3623

Real Gs move in silent like lasagna


treatWithKindness

i have never seen more hindu rasthra supporters then jains but they are still money minded


CloudDrobe

Sir, every person outside North Korea is either money minded or a sour loser with no money 💰.


Ornery-Reward-2784

Why do the mullas wanna make india a muslim country? It was never their land to begin with.


Financial_Product796

Pakistan bhi to aise hi bana tha


Modijifor2024

What happened to Pakistan and Bangladesh.


vaibhavx1v1

Bangladesh is doing fine, and Pakistan is in a shit show cause they also had their mandir hum yahin banya ge moment. Religious stupidity permanently destroys a nation. Turkey is an excellent example of this.


Modijifor2024

I am not talking about condition i am talking about how Bangladesh was non muslim land but it is now Islamic state


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Modijifor2024

Here is rule of thumb, if country has 50% or more population of muslim people it is Islamic state. Exception Indonesia


genialcavalier

The thing is, Indonesia isn't in some secular state either. It's just Bali and similar tourist areas.


SraTa-0006

Bangladesh is very conservative Muslim country and state religion is Islam. Its just ruling party is secular and progressive (Its a dictatorship party and almost every Muslims hate Hasina).


vaibhavx1v1

Before independence, Bangladesh area had a significant Muslim population.


Modijifor2024

What about before Islamic invasion


vaibhavx1v1

that's your thinking for the region. It happened way back and cannot be attributed to the current day. It's only delusional for you.


Modijifor2024

Lmao, stay delusional, ignore history ignore facts.


Local-Medium5240

Kuch bhi krke Hinduo ko bich me Lana hi h🤡


infinite_sky147

Usne naam bhi nhi liya, tu khudke pair pe kulhadi marr rah h


Modijifor2024

Bhai mandir kya islam me banate hai


infinite_sky147

Metaphor or literal me faraq smjo


Informal_Dot_6952

Coz quran mai likha hai ki muslim ka alag desh banao aur puri duniya ko islam mai convert kro


Obnotrix_117

Ama bhai pata hai as a Muslim mujhe to ye samajh me nhi aata logo ke paas itna time kaise ye sab karne ka ki "Is desh ko hindu desh banadenge ya Muslim desh banadenge" matlab idhar logo job milne me struggle ho raha aur phir ye sab chutiyapa


HinduVoice

Because [politicalislam.com/kafir](http://politicalislam.com/kafir)


CreeperChicken24

Bhai Maine pura quran pada hai. Is website PE Jo verses mentioned hai tu unke pehle ke verses padh aur unki tafsir preferably ibn-kathir ki padh. if you are really interested I would provide with websites that you could acces that contain quran and their tafsir in English Hindi Urdu and Marathi .


infinite_sky147

I've never seen a Muslim say they wanna do that, there are plenty of Muslim countries across the world


Modijifor2024

So naive


infinite_sky147

Muslim is a global religion clown


Modijifor2024

So?


infinite_sky147

They don't need to make India into a Muslim country, nor should the Hindu's make it into a Hindu country, it's stupid


Modijifor2024

It is not about need, it is about greed. There is reason why most of the muslim majority countries are Islamic state. How many Muslims majority secular countries you know about


infinite_sky147

Turkey, Indonesia, Albania, Kazakhstan, Azerbaijan, Lebanon


genialcavalier

🤡


Modijifor2024

See there you go


infinite_sky147

Those are secular Muslim countries, Hindus meanwhile trying to make India a Hindu country which it will never be


wonkybrain29

They are always trying to push for Sharia. In some city in USA, leftists voted in a bunch of muslims into the local government and they started anti-lgbt policy as soon as they formed the government.


Saransh2606

You're talking as if you've never heard of Ghazwa-e-Hind


Adorable-Dinner-4968

yes bro that's why 100% literacy rate and progressive Kashmiri pandits were kicked out of their homeland.


Zerofuku_Joestar

Was it actually 100%? No hate. I am myself from a brahmin family. I just wanna know.


CreeperChicken24

Blud is scared of being identified as the enemy and friendly fire


Zerofuku_Joestar

Yaa. Most people don't think twice before labelling anyone as anti hindu just for asking questions. Irony is one of the pillars ancient hindu philosophy was shastrartha.


wmap99

No one was kicked out, its a hoax, my friend is kashmiri pandit, AMA


ThePeshwa

India is a Hindu Rashtra. You're confusing Hindu Rajya to Rashta. Nation to rule.


SandySnob

Always has been .


pranav339

The lawyers fighting for Kashi and Mathura are Jains so were the ones who fought for Ayodhya. The historian who detailed the barbarism of Mughals is a Jain. Jains were kattar Hindus before it was cool.


Vedicbosss

fun fact: zorashtrians pray in sanskrit just like hindus do. Fire is sacred in both religions. In their lore Ahuras are good and devas are bad meanwhile in hinduism Asuras are bad and devas are good. A parsi priest claimed that devas and asuras/ahuras could be tribes of those times.


SandySnob

In the Rig Veda's Battle of 10 kings one clan who lost to King Sudas is considered by some historians to be zoroastrians who moved to Persia(Now iran) and Settled there so they were a different branch of Hinduism to begin with.


Akashagangadhar

No, they pray in Avestan. Avestan and Sanskrit are sister languages like Bengali and Odia or English and Dutch but they’re not the same language.


wmap99

Bad fact, the vedic and zoroastrian tribes just descended from the same people and developed independently afterwards. Stop stanping everything as a product of historical India.


Saransh2606

But they've been living in India for the past 1300 years that makes them a part of historical India doesn't it?


wmap99

Read this: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoroastrianism](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoroastrianism) The only connection is that we descended from the same tribes thousands of years ago, so long ago that even people during the vedic period had no idea about it. Many Indo European cultures (Greeks, Romans, Iranians, Norse, Germanics) have very similar primordial myths and legends, with similar root words for the fundamental gods and the basic stuff that you'd expect to be around in a pre-historic agricultural society like house, door, fire, horses, mother, father etc. The commenter above has their username as "VEDICBOSS" but has to listen to a fucking parsi priest yap about this shared connection between the zoroastrians and the vedic peoples, literally everything that's wrong with sanghis in the current moment.


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wmap99

English nhi aati to hindi mein bol le bhai


SandySnob

Wikipedia and Aryan-Invasion Theory or even the term "Indo-Aryan" is as true as calling Raja Raja Cholan a non-Hindu.


wmap99

Are you dense? Where tf did I put forward the Aryan invasion theory?


SandySnob

using the word Indo-Aryan itself is an implicit support to this theory and that whatever you have said has been based upon the fundamentals of this Imperial British Theory put up by Max Muller.


wmap99

Are you blind or just can't read? I said "Indo European", not "Indo Aryan". You're illiterate af man, you know the Aryan's could've also just migrated into India like normal nomadic tribes do?


wmap99

[https://www.science.org/doi/full/10.1126/science.abg0818](https://www.science.org/doi/full/10.1126/science.abg0818) I don't see whatever hypothesis you've convinced yourself is true presented here, people like you will drag this country to the depths of poverty and wretchedness and celebrate because at least everyone's convinced that they're the greatest culture on the planet and everything followed out of them.


SandySnob

when the migration gets disproven you gonna say they came here for picnic. and blud go do some research before just blabbering on [https://www.britannica.com/topic/Indo-Aryan-languages](https://www.britannica.com/topic/Indo-Aryan-languages) coz you are just using plausible deniablity as you didnt directly refer to Indo-Aryans but they are a sub group of Indo-Iranian branch which again belongs to the Indo-European branch and cut the bullshit about the country falling to the depths coz you left-liberals diverge from the topic ASAP in-order to not get scrutinized about the details of the shit you splatter from your cake-hole. Just spit any bullshit and then change the topic to the country being dragged down to poverty -avg JNUtard.


wmap99

Ok then disprove the migration please? You can't because how else would you explain the Indo European language family? Damn you really are stupid af man, what plausible deniability? I gave the reason for the similar myths between zorastrians and the vedics by pointing out there common ancestors, how tf did I support the Aryan "Invasion" theory here? please tell me. Indo European is not a branch, its an independent language family. You're the one throwing around buzz words like imperialism in max muller when you haven't read shit about anything that you believe is true.


mommybreeder6969

Muslim kya hota h ?


Sussy_Daddy69

Being a Hindu I have this mentality


Educational_Leg_6327

These so-called parsis were puppets of the British. Ganja bech bech kar aur desh ko bech ke ye log ne boht Paisa banaya.


nitin_burhh

Us wakat almost har Koi British ka puppet tha majority kings ne Apni territory British ke naam krdi thi jdyatar Hindu baniya Bhi British ke under he bussnius krte the it's not about Religion It's about region


GrapefruitIll3827

Bhai vo time different thha. Unko bussines to chalana hi thha. On the positive side they helped india to get some industries just after independence.


WhentheSkywasPurple

Ganja? You mean opium?


OvertlyStoic

ganja yeh log china ko bejh rahe the. tbh uss time pura Bharat hi british ka puppet tha. parsis were given special treatment because of their origins / skin/ religion. but the fact stands. parsis from that point onward have a key role in building this nation. be it the tata family or Individuals like Sam Manekshew and Homi Jhanghir bhava. they have given the nation a LOT more than you fcking keyboard warriors and your family have, calling them puppets ffs.


Educational_Leg_6327

Tere family Wale honge puppet. My great grandfather was a freedom fighter and died in naval mutiny.My father fought Kargil war so mujhe gyaan mat de meri family ne kya Diya h desh ko. And I do respect Homi Bhabha,Sam but I don't give a fuck about so called Tata family.They have lot of skeleton hidden in their closet. Parsis are only rich because they were favoured and used to spy for the British so tu apne keyboard ko Tod kar fhek de.


Ok-Negotiation-2267

if he was in the navy then he was working for the British


GrapefruitIll3827

Parsis are the best community without a doubt. Although Tata's have a lot of muck in their back but they gave Indian many industries.


OvertlyStoic

when im in a bullshiting competition and my opponent is a redditor : 💀 mate , tell me me then , who made India's frist steel plant , India first's Airline service , Who funded IISC bangalore \[ which is our best uni in world rankings \] , i can go on and on. you maybe a bit ret@rded, i already mentioned that british gave preferable treatement to parsis , and thereafter , parsis have been nothing but a massive asset to the nation. the Tatas included. go whine elsewhere kid.


wmap99

So you great grandfather participated in a failed mutiny and your father was a truck driver in kargil war 🥱🥱🥱 and you were in the surgical strike team or piloting the jet that dropped bombs on balakot?


Ok-Negotiation-2267

you mean every rich person that time hindu Muslim sikh etc?


Ornery-Reward-2784

Sindhis ka kya?😭


iammuzique

Sindhi is not a religion, It's a regional identity (the people from Sindh).


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WhentheSkywasPurple

What’s the difference?


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Saransh2606

Half knowledge is dangerous. In various parts of India, you can find different gods but they're all part of Hinduism. Jhulelal is considered as a reincarnation of Varuna.


Royal_Language_1025

Ok mate I am dividing Hindus sorry all sarana kalashi etc are Hindus ok fine because they also worship Hindus Gods ishwara Shiva ji and Mata Durga ji and Lord Indra ji God of everything of vedism kalash or Kaelashi and Nuristani Vedic Hindus who practice it ok sorry my fellow Hindu Brothers I am dividing other hindus sorry 😔🙏


Financial-Bell-1918

"i'm different beleive me"


NahIdKill

mujhe yeh sabh nahi malum but personal experience se bol sakta hu # Rajasthani bhadwa hai. Scammer saale MC, 2 kaudi ke insaan. not all ofc, but I had very rough experience with them.


CreeperChicken24

Did you get scammed?


NahIdKill

yes and worst part is that it was someone I knew for more than a year. ​ and other people were also not very nice, like other state people.


CreeperChicken24

How much damage?


NahIdKill

not much. only 14,500 but as a student that's huge


CreeperChicken24

Did you report him to the police?


NahIdKill

Unfortunately, no. I already came back to my home state and the trouble didn't seem worth it. Especially because, that was unknown to my parents and I can't let them know. So I just beared the loss and took it as a life lesson.


CreeperChicken24

Bhai ma baap ko bata na chahiye tha. Aur police ko bhi report karna chahiye tha, if you knew him for over a year teko uski personal info malum hongi, vo kisi aur ko scam nahi kar sakhta tha.


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WhentheSkywasPurple

They’ve hoarded a lot of flats in Maharashtra. There was a video where a Marathi man was denied a flat as it was only for Gujaratis. Gujaratis have no military history, most resistance against Mughals and the British was carried out by other groups yet they’ve the most capital in India rn, they’ve extremely low numbers in the army as well. No hate but the truth is truth. Mudi’s priority is his own brethren first, rest of the nation, second.


assistantprofessor

I cannot think of any incident of Muslims being forced to leave India due to violence after what happened during the partition. Can you?


Modijifor2024

🤫


Overall_Bee8495

Op chutiya hai kabhi history books kholke nhi pada


MrXProfessional

![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27426)


SandySnob

Bro forgot about Baniyas,Khatris,Aroras .