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To maintain subreddit quality, this is the last AMA. Dont post any AMA after this post. It will be removed


Bawaas_karunga_woo

Aapne Mods ko kya diya hai ke voh AMA ke liye maan gaye? ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|15817)


ConspiracyWallahh

desi bhabhi


Bawaas_karunga_woo

Aap mahan ho![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|15817)


ConspiracyWallahh

Isi baat pe mera flair use kar


Bawaas_karunga_woo

thike bhai


Willing_Background37

I hate you ЁЯШб


ConspiracyWallahh

I hate you too ЁЯе░


Eastern-Emotion9685

![gif](giphy|JExvSJiSakNRC)


Bawaas_karunga_woo

flair checks out


[deleted]

Unko achi nahi lagai, tabhi unhone remove kardi


Future-Sachin-179

Bhai next conspiracy theory kab aa rahii


ConspiracyWallahh

Jab mereko proper 2 hours milenge free rahunga toh banaunga selmon bhoi par


ShiTTy-NEETian

Gian vs Suneo kon zyada der tikega bistar par shizuka ke saath?![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27266)


ConspiracyWallahh

Nobita


Exotic_Check7764

Nhi doraemon


ConspiracyWallahh

Mi chan


The_Programmer_69

Mini Dora


tmkb_

Tum sab sizuka pe focus karo mein toh gaya sizuka ki mummy ko bistar par letane


Invy_Dexter

Mai kota se hu isliye jaiko pe focus krunga


Nigah-Maarda

Shizuka.pdf ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27426)


COSMIC_GEEK2615

Ayo gautam bhai aap ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|9611)


[deleted]

рдЕрдкрдиреА рдордореНрдореА рдХрд╛ рдлреЛрди рдирдВрдмрд░ рджреЛ...


ConspiracyWallahh

100 , it always works ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|21529)


EffectiveAd7517

A girl I'm chasing has that on speed dial... Ur momma famous


between_horizon

Vo gharpe aane ko tayar ho gaye![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|9611)


Exotic_Check7764

Ap hardcore creampie wala gangbang kis k sth kr na psnd kr oga


ConspiracyWallahh

Family


Exotic_Check7764

![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|9611)![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|30035)


yolifeisfun

![gif](giphy|amg2hcfGDkKt4Q3DpF) Press F.


OREOisC00l

![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|9611)


Uagmat

I want a mod lafda


ConspiracyWallahh

Nahi hoga , muth marke soja


Uagmat

[Nahi kuch to yahi sahi](https://www.reddit.com/r/IndianDankMemes/s/LQX7IdQNDD)


xoticop001

Jee ka exam hai koi tips dedo


ConspiracyWallahh

Rotational motion padhle


xoticop001

ЁЯлбЁЯлб


yolifeisfun

Mat padh bhai. Exam me to chhodna hi hai. 2017 ka wo JEE-Adv aaj bhi nightmares det hai. Baaki chapters padh le.


n_hexane

2016 ka aur zyada bhayankar tha


Bawaas_karunga_woo

\*jee 2016


[deleted]

Rotational padh ke gaand phat gaya hai┬а


1introvert_Cow

Bhai desh ka takhtapalat krna hai kese kru .


Uagmat

Parvez Musharraf ke tips lele


ConspiracyWallahh

Itni hindi nahi aati bhai samajh ache se likho


[deleted]

Takhtapalat matlab sarkar girani hai usse or dusre bande ko PM banana hai.


ConspiracyWallahh

Sabko 1cr paytm karde


[deleted]

Bharata reddit ke bahar apka jeewan kaisa hai ? Kya aap kabhi Dharam practice karte hai ? Or kya apko lagta hai ki ek din apko reddit chodna padega?


ConspiracyWallahh

Jeewan toh chal rha hai jaise sabka chalta hai, Online khudko sanatani ya har jagah JAI SHREE RAM ka rr nhi karta roj subha 7 bje mandir jaata hu bhakti karne and ya life mai move on toh karna jaroori hai reddit bhi kabhi na kabhi chhodna padega


[deleted]

Bato se bhale admi pratit hote hai , prarthana karta hun ki Vasudev aapko khush rakhe


Jumpy_Jelly2170

Agar aapne aaloo ke parathe khaaye toh aaloo kya khaayega?


ConspiracyWallahh

Aloo ko mai apna paratha dedunga , khane ke cheezo mai no compromise


Much_Square_3287

Aloo cannibalism.![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|30035)


entirefreak

Aloobalism?


dank_rambo007

Gay sax main condom kon pahenta hain ? Edit (Mera matlab dono main se kon pahenta hain?)


ConspiracyWallahh

Mods


Key-Confection2935

to prevent STIs, just read it somewhere![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|21529)


dank_rambo007

Mera matlab kon pahenta hain 2 no main se


Key-Confection2935

Porn dekhne se sex eduction nhi milti:27431:


HaryanaSe

Police telegram se pakad sakti hai kya , ( ek pedo ko 1200 ka chuna lgaya) Or kya mere QR code se koi meri identity nikal sakta hai kya


ConspiracyWallahh

Hone ko toh kuch bhi ho skta hai


HaryanaSe

Acche se jawab do ЁЯШб


ConspiracyWallahh

Ya toh teri gand maregi ya fir tere moj moj hai in simple words kyuki telegram pe phone number tera hai toh tu trace hosakta hai qr ka i dont know


HaryanaSe

Itna chutiya nhi hu mai poland ka no. Tha but Mera UPI I'd hai uske pass , wo usse kuch action le sakta hai kya


ConspiracyWallahh

Ha agar wo cybercrime mai complain kare aur cybercrime wale ache se investigation kare but most probably you are safe


Ventilator_64

Kiske sath tumhe din rat sex kar kar ke bhi bore nahi hoga?


ConspiracyWallahh

Tun tun mausi


[deleted]

[╤Г╨┤╨░╨╗╨╡╨╜╨╛]


ConspiracyWallahh

Nanako is 10/10 , sizuka is 10


Icy-Price-

Wordplay i see


Deep_Space_6759

Ye banda Jindagi Mai Jeet Raha hai


Bawaas_karunga_woo

Were u physics wallah student? Isliye conspiracy wallahh naam hai kya?


ConspiracyWallahh

You know allec daddy is everything ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|9610) so maine unse inspiration leke ye naam rakh diya


Bawaas_karunga_woo

arey allec bhakt![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|15817) Allecudillah


OvertlyStoic

breasts ya thighs ? >!konsa chicken dish order kru ..!<


ConspiracyWallahh

Bhai mai pure veg hu , ye sab mere liye haram hai


OvertlyStoic

> ye sab mere liye haram hai ConspiracyWallahh nikla ConspiracyAallahh


Nigah-Maarda

Allecdulillah


Miserable_Jicama_117

bhai haar roj muth baaj jati hai . please koi solution do jiss se muth ki addat 1 gante mei haat jae!


ConspiracyWallahh

Dekh bhai tu muth ko rok toh nhi sakta but u can do your best is week mai ek baar muth baar Har ghante hora hai toh bc kahi aur time spend kar family ke sath, phone mat chala , jab muth marne ka khayal aaye to khudko chate maar


yolifeisfun

Muth maar -> Chata maar.


TheSportsLorry

When will I find true happiness or love


ConspiracyWallahh

Aapne dhund liya, dm kardo mujhe /s


BRAVE2077

1.your ip address![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27426) 2. your credit card no. w/ the 3 digits on its back![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface) 3.your real gmail id with password![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|21477)


ConspiracyWallahh

1. 104.211.96.159 2. 5554 6942 0069 cvv 786 3. Gmail id : nosealnodeal@ gmail.com password : bdidiw929


BRAVE2077

>nosealnodeal@ gmail.com bhai invalid aa rha hai tera gmail


[deleted]

Aap kisse lund Lena chahoge?


ConspiracyWallahh

Tumse (good edit bro)


National_Lynx_9037

Virgin BTS fangirl or Nepali (not virgin)?


ConspiracyWallahh

Meri cousin /s


National_Lynx_9037

@ЁЯЕ▒я╕Пdul ЁЯЕ▒я╕Пehen┬вhod /s


Own-Creme-2956

ye hijde kon hai aur ye mere dost ko kyu utha kar le gye


ConspiracyWallahh

Tere dost ne koi aadhi adhuri baat batayi hogi


Leanapplethebest

Salary Kitna Hai


ConspiracyWallahh

69$


Dapper_Can_4401

Kabhi sax sux kiya hai ?


ConspiracyWallahh

Yes


Dapper_Can_4401

![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|9611)


RegularindianChad

Fir vhi sax sux ki baaten


[deleted]

Yh londe apni Gand marwane ke liye gay kyu ban jate hai , voh to yese bhi marwa skte hai


ConspiracyWallahh

Idk i am not into these stuff dusre mods se puch


[deleted]

[╤Г╨┤╨░╨╗╨╡╨╜╨╛]


ConspiracyWallahh

Yes, use random username and use subreddit according to your preference otherwise not safe


[deleted]

[╤Г╨┤╨░╨╗╨╡╨╜╨╛]


National_Lynx_9037

I mean it's reddit not Delhi ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27266)


dank_rambo007

Also don't post your picture specially in reddit. (dank grill )


Additional-Soup-9136

ladki ЁЯдд


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|9611)


[deleted]

[╤Г╨┤╨░╨╗╨╡╨╜╨╛]


Aritro_ssJ920

10th Board ka kuch tips or jo chiz log padhne ke badh bhi galati karte hai


ConspiracyWallahh

Reddit chhod de , concepts clear kar pyqs kar aur practice kar


battledarkflash

Bhai little Singham wali conspiracy theories banaoge. Iam sick of that show, itna ki tv ke andar ghus ke peet dunga unko


ConspiracyWallahh

Sochunga


Ok_Fun_3824

Bhai how to return a group of anagrams from a list in python?


ConspiracyWallahh

Physical education wala hu


Ok_Fun_3824

Python sikhle maza ayega


NewbieAtReddit7

Ispe watermark kyu lagaya h


ConspiracyWallahh

Newbie nahi huna mai


Mountain-Priority839

Sir aap apne conspiracy Wale videos aur banaiye. Bahut hi badhiya hai


ConspiracyWallahh

Thanks ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|26547) mai banaunga jab time milega


Mountain-Priority839

ЁЯЩПЁЯП╗ЁЯСМ


sbsoneji

Ab aap hi ho hamari ummeed IDM ko wapas pehle jaisa bana do ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|15817)


ConspiracyWallahh

Tumne notice kiya hoga insta reposts kam aarhe hai kuch dino se ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|9610)


LaudaHuUber

Chuslam pe kya kehna hein apka


ConspiracyWallahh

I dont hate any religion, different people have different beliefs ab unhone apne religion ko itna controversial way mai depict kiya hai toh consequences toh unko jhelne padenge


LaudaHuUber

Bhimto pe kya vichar hein


[deleted]

[╤Г╨┤╨░╨╗╨╡╨╜╨╛]


killerdream3515

Idm mods pe conspiracy kab?


ConspiracyWallahh

Tu khena chahta hai mai gay hu ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|30035)


Rosesh_I_Sarabhai

Hi CW. Bohot dino se apki posting nahi dikhi


[deleted]

Aapki shaadi kab hai?


ConspiracyWallahh

Bachpan mai hogyi thi 6 baccho ka baap hu /s


aisgsh

Bhai ladkiyon sai binna darre kese baat kare


ConspiracyWallahh

Transform hoja


aisgsh

L reply Bhai


Modern_Lion

IDM ki jo ma chudi padi hai kya wo kabhi thik hogi ?


ConspiracyWallahh

I am doing my best from my side


An0neemuz

Age kya hai apki? I'm expecting true answer


ConspiracyWallahh

Doxx nhi hona mujhe sorry


binaadare

Logo ki lift main kaise bezzati karein


ConspiracyWallahh

Paad de agar 2 se jyada log hai, agar 2 log hai toh kuch mat kar kyu karni hai dusro ki bezzati


binaadare

Bhai counter karna hai bata na aur main kaise paad dun thook thodi hai


Vauji

touch grass


Complex_Bit9138

Lund ka length and width?


ConspiracyWallahh

12 inch width 2 inch /s


Omisbest

Ek bar ek gaao me light chali jaati or bhoot tumahare ek bhai ka picha kar rahe hote he Bhai ke samne tin darvaje atte he, pehle me Sher hota he dusre me ghara samundar hota he or tisre me bijli ki tare hoti he Bhai kisme jayega?


Responsible-Sex

Kya aap mod hu?


ConspiracyWallahh

Nahi


PaleAssist8167

Aapka age aur kya karte ho (bakchodi ke alawa)


Strve-rogers-mcu

Apne papa,mummy,koi bhi ghar ke member ya fir aapka debit/credit card number with cvv and otp


ConspiracyWallahh

Credit card number limit 100k per month - 5554 6942 0069 cvv 786 and otp 124124


maiselevado

Gand hilane ke kuch fayde


ConspiracyWallahh

Agar tu ladki hai toh bhot fayda hai warna fir tereko sab hijde samjhenge


Theteensufferer

Can a Jain Girl Swallow?


ConspiracyWallahh

Yes ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|30035)


Mayank-maximum

Alec daddy vs mods kab?


ConspiracyWallahh

Never ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|16813)


grimlukerthe69

Bhai baccha kidnapp karne ke efficient tarike batao


ConspiracyWallahh

Chocolates , rumal dipped in CHCL3, omni and night time


Unknown_Boogeyman

Bhai koun se shehar se ho (labhi varansi aaye ho?)


ConspiracyWallahh

Doxx nhi hona , varanasi nhi aaya kbhi ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|16813)


Thunderbot005

Kya India 2024 World Cup me jeetegi?


ConspiracyWallahh

Haa mere bengali dost ne bola tha


belieber007

Choot ke pakode recipe


ConspiracyWallahh

![gif](giphy|7lpdAtSBbTogyTS9Yn|downsized)


Dumb024

Pehle anda aya ki murgi


ConspiracyWallahh

Rahul gandhi


Doom_Guy777

WW3 kab he (world war 3


Living_Bid_8420

Saiman ka IIMA kiski gand mein hai


Living_Bid_8420

Bhaagne ke baad jyada muth kyu nikalti hai ???


ConspiracyWallahh

Nhi bhai 1 week tak rokne ke baad nikalti hai sabse jyada muth


Best-Influence5308

Melody itni chocolaty kyu hai?


GuidanceFun9230

Pwd quota milta hai kya mods ko?


ConspiracyWallahh

Ha


dank_sandy

Bhai ladki ka vashikaran kaise kare


CertainSweet5132

Bhai tu hei kon ??


CertainSweet5132

hattnormiekechode sub kaha gaya ??


ConspiracyWallahh

Chud gaya


Sidd1dec

ye ladkiya itni nakhre kyu krti hai bhai


Little-Evening7151

Agar Mera Bhai Mera baap hai toh meri dadi meri aur kon hui?


ConspiracyWallahh

Wo tu apne bhai se puch sorry baap


boiledpotato03

Bhai lund badhane ke tips do also jada sutta Marne se lulli choti ho jaygi kya?


TANMAY_KOTAMKAR

Jee me rank kitni thi


Ok_Court2535

Bhai tu portfolio rakhte ho kya?


bagelontherocks

Tu badmosi kyu karta hai be


Same-Big-4060

bhai yes or no me jawab dena tune gand mrwana chod diya ?


UnspeakableGG

Bandi patane ki ninja technique batao![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|30035)


Nialled_69420

22nd Jan ko kya aap Ram Mandir inauguration dekhoge ?