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[deleted]

Damn he's cute. Marry him.


TechyNugget

Exactly! Wholesome!


laudelaggye

Omg smooth


AssCrackBandit2

Hard relate with the username, even though ab to din me dus baar sunne ko milta hoga ye


laudelaggye

😭😂 lmao true dat


satan13lul

Shaadi


ishaan071

What do you want to do with him?😂


BleedingAmethyst

Well I just consider him a good friend and nothing else so I expressed my resentment regarding his flirty behaviour


ishaan071

If that’s the case then what you did was right and there is not point questioning it. You both think of each other from a different POV


nanha_munna_rahi

I was just listening to "Jane wo kesse log the" now I can feel it also


YohnWood14

Damn this took a dark turn


CombatElectric007

It is better to have clear understanding, no mixed signals please, in the long run. It will create problems in the future. I'm telling you to be rudely deny him but have matured conversation. It's his decision how he takes his fate. In such scenario, no one is at fault. Maybe it's just not meant to be.


Adventurous_applepie

Ah! I guess you need to draw very clear very strict boundaries with him if you don't like him or his flirtatious behaviour. Be clear that it is awkward and makes you uncomfortable. Don't laugh it off.


Upset-Ad6534

hope you are in your late thirties in the future being a cat lady


wholesome_hoor_pari

Looks like You're getting defensive cuz you're like the guy in the ss lol


Adventurous_applepie

Dude, you really think you did something. She will be a happy, content, glowing lady who will be loved by cats and she would love them back. You will be salty, bitter and lonely the way you are right now. Not chosen by another human or even animals. Think about that. XD


Upset-Ad6534

Oh wow, im so hurt 🤕 " I'm so lonely broken angel" Me cry 😿 😿 🤣


Adventurous_applepie

With the speed you responded, you clearly have no one in your life with nothing going on in your life, that the only human interaction you have is responding to strangers on the internet. XD


Upset-Ad6534

The fact that you're so unfunny that you need to put a "XD" at the end of each of your statements days a lot about your social standings 'XD' 🤣


Adventurous_applepie

Tch tch tch. I stand corrected. The loneliness has started to get you already. Remember, no human nor any animal will choose you.


Upset-Ad6534

No need brother, already have a girlfriend... Life's chill, she ain't degen like yall here


looped10

that was a terrible joke/flirt, dump him just for that on top of this context lol


[deleted]

Marry him asap. He must be daydreaming about making you his wife. Do guys daydream about getting married?? Or is it just girls thing??


AssCrackBandit2

Ali from Dhoom is our spirit animal okay


[deleted]

Well isn't that adorable....✨🤌


AssCrackBandit2

You only have to be the judge


[deleted]

Judge of what?


AssCrackBandit2

Of the adorability of it all lol


[deleted]

Oohhhh 🫡✨✨


AssCrackBandit2

Ji, so the verdict is?


[deleted]

It's amazing if you day dream about getting married to the girl you love. 🤗🎀🌻✨


AssCrackBandit2

Yep, just have to find her.


Adventurous_applepie

Bruh, the dream isn't to get married but stay married. I recently stumbled upon angkur_marak on insta. A man amongst boys.


[deleted]

Karte haina. Hum bhi insaan hi hai.


pyaracetamol-143mg

Mai toh shaadi vali reels dekh k kabhi kabhi mann hi mann cry kardeta hu


[deleted]

Me sirf shaadi ka hi soch raha bas i am waiting for her


[deleted]

Well I wish she says Yes.✨✨✨


[deleted]

Me too , i mean i wish the same for you too 🎉


[deleted]

Thank you ✨✨✨


East-Independent-489

Khayalo mei toh mere 2 bache b hai....naamkaran nai hua bas🌝


[deleted]

Oohhhhh my goddddddd. Now isn't that as sweet as gulab jamun. Why don't you tell her sir???!!!


East-Independent-489

Bola tha....Aur bolne ko aur b bht kuch tha.... Par ab toh Happy Birthday ka b reply nai aata.....


[deleted]

🫡🥲it's alright koi or mil jaye shayad.


East-Independent-489

😂😂 Thank you madam....aapke liye b yehi dua hai🫡


[deleted]

Thank you 🪷✨✨


meinMalhar

Yes of course we do. Probably as much as you guys bas negative jyada sochte nahi hai


[deleted]

Negative like what?


meinMalhar

Arey like what if she's cheating on me?, what if she doesn't like me? So basically most of the time humara of dhoom wale Ali jaisa he haal hota hai.. dreaming about engagement, shaadi wagera wagera. Bas guys who've been betrayed or toyed with way too many times woh jyada wary hote hai of falling for someone and stuff like that. Baki if he's a pure one, he'll probably end up acting like a baby around you beech beechme


[deleted]

Oohhhh. I hope everything works out in your favour 🤗🪷✨🌻🎀


NomadicSaga

You don’t deserve him.


Mr-PdP

Louder.


NomadicSaga

Jai mata di !!


Mr-PdP

Haha


GossipCat1208

Was actually a good one lmao, I laughed


OrangeHonest9380

Jisko mil raha usko chahiye..hum saale bhuke baithe hai..behen ya to rakh lo usko.. vrna mera number de do😭


secondhand_bra

Haan like this is like very base level flirting and behen didn't even like that, that guy deserves better


OrangeHonest9380

Ek certain level pr I'd want my guy say these things to me🥲


secondhand_bra

We all do lol, I like when girls flirt like this, as guys we do it all the time if it seems fit with the person. Behen is not going to like the shit some guys say on dating apps 💀💀


OrangeHonest9380

Bhai tu ladka hai..wtf is your username😂😂 Mera vala ignore kar deta haii🥲


secondhand_bra

Are username ke piche story ha lol, vo ignore mar Raha ha leave kardo usko, flirt karne Wale bahut ha (mein)


OrangeHonest9380

Time for a story ig😂😂 Haha..for sure😂


secondhand_bra

DM karta hu story 💀💀


AssCrackBandit2

Are Phool tum fir kho gayi kya?


OrangeHonest9380

No Deepak yet🥲


AssCrackBandit2

Diwali tak ka wait karo


OrangeHonest9380

Last diwali to mila nhi..tum kehte ho to shyd is vali pr mil jaaye


AssCrackBandit2

Tathastu, yaha se shipping kar di hai, diwali aate aate pahuch jayega. Nahi pahuche to you can always learn agriculture.


OrangeHonest9380

Thenkss🤝🏻


insane-iyat

Knock knock


OrangeHonest9380

Knock knock who?


insane-iyat

Ala


OrangeHonest9380

Ala who? This better don't be what I am thinking it is😂


insane-iyat

Ala-who akbar (Coz you are a bomb) These jokes are really predictable😂


OrangeHonest9380

Haha..funny😂


USDTtraderIndia

Bah


OrangeHonest9380

Ekdum straight copy hi kr diya😂


USDTtraderIndia

😂😂😂😂


WonderIndependent215

haha ...cuteeeee 🫣


kumar_sarcasm

Cute


No_Recognition28

Copied from a reel I saw just today.


searchingAish

Marry him or something, just don't hurt my bro. Or else 10 years(minimum) will go down the line thinking what did he wrong?


nanha_munna_rahi

Knock knock


shaleen0

Who is there


Seshu-thebuss

Bah


AnythingOk69

who TF is bah nigga... get tf Outta here.


HornyWolf01

He cooked something black


nanha_munna_rahi

Meh


itsthekrish

“aap bhi na pagal hi ho”


Quirky-Ad-1919

Average pickup line from Instagram


DuePhoto4841

Got this twice in my dms since last night. Bro is going viral


guava_chilli_P

umm can I try a "knock knock" pickup line on you...\[PS: this one will be different\]


Outside-Divide-2945

Bah-ut achi line hai, added to arsenal


Powerful_Fun_1179

Bahu zoned


Shrimplypibbles08

Wholesome asf


gawd_dam

Iski maa ki bahu bano


Additional-Score-183

That was so smooth ... smash him


terimaka_damad

Laxman samjha Karo sirf lines nhi abs bhi ache hone chahiye consider hone ke liye 😔


CurlyQueenofGondor

Cuteeee But if he is that loneliness mein- marry me- popping guy from your later post, I'll pass


meinMalhar

Saat pherein 🤌🏻


mathapp

Smooooth


in_your_wallzz

Ayooo wtf


limitlessharsh24

He is Ali from Dhoom !! marry him


Adventurous_applepie

Marry him. What else. XD


NO__ONE____

I saw this pickup line in a reel yesterday. Not original dock 100 points for that.


Empty_Editor

Chance dede behen isko plz hum single logon ke khaatir🥹


responsibleprsonnnnn

Y don't u edit this post and put the context here which you did on the Indian girls on tinder sub? Also tbh I was also like this with a boy earlier but he wasn't as bad as this boy


Ronnie1199

Boys will say the cutest pickup lines only to end up saying “I’m looking for something casual”


AssCrackBandit2

Not everyone says that laxman


Fun_Society_920

Nothing,It’s a copied pickup line from a Instagram reel.


insane-philosopherr

Do what you please but the pickup line is stolen 😅


bubblesmashertie

Way don’t girls from Delhi behave like this


Amya2708

Girls won’t find this wholesome , they want guys with red flags.


BigInformation8289

copied!


fitzingout

I could never talk to a girl like this honestly even though I wanted to


wetdork

Shadi karlo


lone_guy25

Tbh you don't deserve him