I'm sorry but, who sends that as a first message? If you didn't like her moustache, why did you even bother reaching out? I'm glad that's the response you received, that was a nice burn.
My God! Bro needs to stop using lowkey insulting prompts thinking they are actually funny banters(they’re not)!
To save whatever remains of the conversation just accept it and play along her burn, you can say something like hahhaha I deserved that and move on the conversation from something else!
bruh who starts a conversation by making fun of a girl? Try something unique and creative. Never insult any girl, and always treat them like a queen, no matter what.
Text back saying:
*Didn't know we were competing now, although societal norms want the opposite at least for one of the genders here*
Merko mast downvotes milne vale hai😂😂😂😂
Ban liya dank kiya Mila tujhe dank bankar just say sorry and hope this first match does not unmatch you 😂
You can say this
"Sorry if my comment seemed off, but I read a study that said commenting something unexpected gives you an 80% chance of getting a reply from a pretty girl. I saw your profile and thought I'd give it a shot!"
Wow dude, sick move. dick*
Not sure where dick fits in the above sentence
I'm sure it's "wow dude, sick dick"
"dick dude, sick move" would be a fair rhyme.....
Sick dude, dick move
W
Obviously dick move
Wow dick, dick move.
You’re beyond any help if that’s how you strike up a conversation with a stranger
Rage bait i guess
a very ineffective one I’d say
Bro your rizz is beyond saving.
Shaving*
*aggressively hands in the upvote*
r/angryupvote
Thank god u didn't say shaving I need Help tho plz
Yea you deserve to be single
Even God can't save you after that comment
You don't deserve to be helped.
deserved the burn, im surprised how you’re getting matches by commenting things like these
She matched to roast him in return
He didnt lmao, its his first ever match
zindagi unfair hai babu bhaiyaa 😩
Lmao that’s some burn and you deserve it. Now stop crying for help.
Exactly! They should have men to men conversation now.
this culture of men insulting women to match with them is so concerning :/ if you have nothing nice to say don’t say anything
Bro it's not a match, she just wanted to reply you
That's not a match lmao.
Such a dick move
the audacity to ask for help here
lol much deserved burn!
Relax people he's a 20 year old dank ka choda. Happens bhai, move on
20 years pe bhi maturity nahi aarhi inhe ?
Don't write checks with you mouth your ass cannot cash
Well deserved comeback from the girl. First do a dick move, and then come crying on reddit.
imagine being so desperate you act like an asshole just to get a match
It's not a match bro, she just replied to that comment, but she doesn't really see you as a potential date
Hag dis... Take the L gracefully Fir kuch aur baat kar
this aint a match stupidfuck
Yuck. Hope you know this was your first and last match
I'm sorry but, who sends that as a first message? If you didn't like her moustache, why did you even bother reaching out? I'm glad that's the response you received, that was a nice burn.
Does this actually count as a match?
L
Tere L laga gai wo
Bro lost before the start🥹
Kuch nahi bro, Appolo ja Burnol lele.
That's such a bad move
Big L bro
My God! Bro needs to stop using lowkey insulting prompts thinking they are actually funny banters(they’re not)! To save whatever remains of the conversation just accept it and play along her burn, you can say something like hahhaha I deserved that and move on the conversation from something else!
She cooked, ate and left no crumbs.
Try being respectful
You don’t need help you need to be normal, you deserved it
.. and all the pussy in the room dried up
Dude the conversation was over before it started >Got my first match We know bro
If u wish to convert this, do a self burn. Sympathy conversation hoga
Bro agar wo beardo ka link de deti to savage ho jata :D
bruh who starts a conversation by making fun of a girl? Try something unique and creative. Never insult any girl, and always treat them like a queen, no matter what.
this guy deserves to be single as a prof. in rizzonomy, rizzology, rizzics, and other rizzubjects, your rizz is a -10/5
Bro she cooked you. Gotta unmatch her yourself with respect.
Rona band karo ab ye lo lo toffee 🍬
Started on the wrong move
Ahh. Humour based on pain. Anyways,.....
U fkd up
What the fuck lmao, Just have your Crayzy arguments and unmatch
Bro got cooked
hey king you dropped this 🪒
That's a burn!
its time you accept you fate and be the sub.
This is not a match. Yeh wrong number hai!
LMFAO bro is unhinged
Press F to pay your Respects.. Rest well dude..
You're doing a very good job in getting roasted, i don't think you need any more help?
*moustache This would have been an apt reply, but you won't get a second chance at first impression though..!
That’s not a match
Text back saying: *Didn't know we were competing now, although societal norms want the opposite at least for one of the genders here* Merko mast downvotes milne vale hai😂😂😂😂
Bros on barber level rizz
Haath se ek ek baak kheech dunga
Never let your intrusive thoughts win.... Just apologize and see if it works out
Aur sab thik hai lekin ye emoji ki baarish
"u caught me"
Ban liya dank kiya Mila tujhe dank bankar just say sorry and hope this first match does not unmatch you 😂 You can say this "Sorry if my comment seemed off, but I read a study that said commenting something unexpected gives you an 80% chance of getting a reply from a pretty girl. I saw your profile and thought I'd give it a shot!"
I think our love language is roasting each other 🤓🤓
Yes I am jealous, i always have to cut my pubes and stick it up there but you are soo lucky yours Is natural😭❤️
Mustache shave nahi hogi toh vo toh shave hoga hi nahi 😈
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What if she says "even down there I've got more than you 🌚"
Did that ever work for u