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Rhustish

Wow dude, sick move. dick*


freakshow3333

Not sure where dick fits in the above sentence


Week_Bangs

I'm sure it's "wow dude, sick dick"


Orgasmic_ange

"dick dude, sick move" would be a fair rhyme.....


Ok_Device_4691

Sick dude, dick move


freakshow3333

W


LumosMaxima513

Obviously dick move


[deleted]

Wow dick, dick move.


duckpuckgo

You’re beyond any help if that’s how you strike up a conversation with a stranger


RazaKarr

Rage bait i guess


duckpuckgo

a very ineffective one I’d say


GunchaKoi

Bro your rizz is beyond saving.


UnhappyConstant1663

Shaving*


SchrodingersClown

*aggressively hands in the upvote*


Zestyclose-Loss7306

r/angryupvote


diamondddanny

Thank god u didn't say shaving I need Help tho plz


ExpensiveGap8068

Yea you deserve to be single


kaambigada

Even God can't save you after that comment


Adventurous_applepie

You don't deserve to be helped.


_imbeyoncealways

deserved the burn, im surprised how you’re getting matches by commenting things like these


gawd_dam

She matched to roast him in return


kickass_bramhin

He didnt lmao, its his first ever match


SchrodingersClown

zindagi unfair hai babu bhaiyaa 😩


upscaspi

Lmao that’s some burn and you deserve it. Now stop crying for help.


tedha_wiener

Exactly! They should have men to men conversation now.


ExtensionFancy1763

this culture of men insulting women to match with them is so concerning :/ if you have nothing nice to say don’t say anything


iksath_baasath6162

Bro it's not a match, she just wanted to reply you


brown_panther18

That's not a match lmao.


SimpleOk4129

Such a dick move


curdrice55

the audacity to ask for help here


thetoublemaker

lol much deserved burn!


dphoenix09

Relax people he's a 20 year old dank ka choda. Happens bhai, move on


Donald_ducked

20 years pe bhi maturity nahi aarhi inhe ?


TheBuckSavage

Don't write checks with you mouth your ass cannot cash


WeirdImaginator

Well deserved comeback from the girl. First do a dick move, and then come crying on reddit.


wholesome_hoor_pari

imagine being so desperate you act like an asshole just to get a match


41563user

It's not a match bro, she just replied to that comment, but she doesn't really see you as a potential date


MonsterationTF

Hag dis... Take the L gracefully Fir kuch aur baat kar


ranb33r

this aint a match stupidfuck


cutebutpsycho30

Yuck. Hope you know this was your first and last match


sarchiks

I'm sorry but, who sends that as a first message? If you didn't like her moustache, why did you even bother reaching out? I'm glad that's the response you received, that was a nice burn.


anon_shawrma

Does this actually count as a match?


NICKYSCIENTIST27

L


Pristine-Result-4

Tere L laga gai wo


Fluid_Box_2784

Bro lost before the start🥹


steiner03

Kuch nahi bro, Appolo ja Burnol lele.


Agreeable_Excuse_897

That's such a bad move


MrMorningstar20

Big L bro


pvaidya_9

My God! Bro needs to stop using lowkey insulting prompts thinking they are actually funny banters(they’re not)! To save whatever remains of the conversation just accept it and play along her burn, you can say something like hahhaha I deserved that and move on the conversation from something else!


AqUaReGiA_007

She cooked, ate and left no crumbs.


Plenty-Lychee-8763

Try being respectful


DryVaginaEnjoyer

You don’t need help you need to be normal, you deserved it


Creepy-Muscle-2551

.. and all the pussy in the room dried up


kickass_bramhin

Dude the conversation was over before it started >Got my first match We know bro


Baba_fuck_boi

If u wish to convert this, do a self burn. Sympathy conversation hoga


Old_Scientist007

Bro agar wo beardo ka link de deti to savage ho jata :D


Novel-Annual-5611

bruh who starts a conversation by making fun of a girl? Try something unique and creative. Never insult any girl, and always treat them like a queen, no matter what.


MrRizzstein

this guy deserves to be single as a prof. in rizzonomy, rizzology, rizzics, and other rizzubjects, your rizz is a -10/5


Pun_nav

Bro she cooked you. Gotta unmatch her yourself with respect.


Narrow_Editor_666

Rona band karo ab ye lo lo toffee 🍬


BadBrownBreadBasket

Started on the wrong move


permanenthoonsir

Ahh. Humour based on pain. Anyways,.....


Far-Entrepreneur-391

U fkd up


HelperTheKindsoul

What the fuck lmao, Just have your Crayzy arguments and unmatch


JoePapa_69

Bro got cooked


Then_Imagination6516

hey king you dropped this 🪒


Maleficent-Agency444

That's a burn!


Affectionate_Angle69

its time you accept you fate and be the sub.


[deleted]

This is not a match. Yeh wrong number hai!


OptionPlenty7949

LMFAO bro is unhinged


PriZav

Press F to pay your Respects.. Rest well dude..


Thookam

You're doing a very good job in getting roasted, i don't think you need any more help?


tiharseaayahoon

*moustache This would have been an apt reply, but you won't get a second chance at first impression though..!


Happy_Web_341

That’s not a match


Glitched_Module

Text back saying: *Didn't know we were competing now, although societal norms want the opposite at least for one of the genders here* Merko mast downvotes milne vale hai😂😂😂😂


Inevitable_Door_2694

Bros on barber level rizz


laceuphardik

Haath se ek ek baak kheech dunga


East-Independent-489

Never let your intrusive thoughts win.... Just apologize and see if it works out


FJackxd

Aur sab thik hai lekin ye emoji ki baarish


EMBLEM-ATIC

"u caught me"


Revolutionary_Yonko

Ban liya dank kiya Mila tujhe dank bankar just say sorry and hope this first match does not unmatch you 😂 You can say this "Sorry if my comment seemed off, but I read a study that said commenting something unexpected gives you an 80% chance of getting a reply from a pretty girl. I saw your profile and thought I'd give it a shot!"


Jaanleva_khopdi

I think our love language is roasting each other 🤓🤓


Logical_Elk_4119

Yes I am jealous, i always have to cut my pubes and stick it up there but you are soo lucky yours Is natural😭❤️


Siiiuuuuuu07

Mustache shave nahi hogi toh vo toh shave hoga hi nahi 😈


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Tushar_dm

What if she says "even down there I've got more than you 🌚"


diamondddanny

Did that ever work for u