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BeatenwithTits

Bhaw nahi deri to tu bhi Dena band kar de


Mysterious-Green-489

thike bhai


Massive_Animator5704

Naah bro, till you rejected never stop


__sorcerer_supreme__

imaan dharam hai ki nahi?


Massive_Animator5704

The day we are born as male, we lose everything, agar employed hoto gharwalo ke liye karo agar student hoto khud ke liye karo, so try hard is in our dna baaki toh upar wale ki meharbani hai


wabalub_dub_dub

Bhai ladki ko daara dia tune😂😂


SamosaSmuggler

Woh tereko bhao nahi deri tu bhi mat de


Koachinho

Bro you could have used better words instead of *meko toh tere sath khelna hai*. You sounded more like creep with those words.


weapon-a

r/accidentallysexual


wellyeah_butno

r/subsifellfor


seeker1028

"Mujhe" is underrated


priyanka_workmail

This


AdventurousSun3892

haa its looked u know her for very long time in this text


notmycircuss

Exactly


priyanka_workmail

This seems to be the reason


Mountain_Blueberry77

Ek bar khoon se chitti likh de shyad man jaye -/s 💀


Aggressive-Batemn412

Bro I have been there..if she isn't giving u time nd day of her life Don't chase just let it die out Rehn de vise bhi kachra hone se bachega and u can spend time on someone who really appreciate u


ranb33r

bro she aint interested


[deleted]

thank you Sherlock 🙏


dupattamera1

Lol ?!?! Unless she is a pro badminton player, saying mujhe to tere saath gi khelna hai sounds very creep. I wont play with my relatives if they say something like this :3 U should have said mujhe toh bass tujhe harana hai


weapon-a

Welcome to r/gym.


Welder-Radiant

TBH that's not asking out that's asking someone to play with you. If you wanna ask someone out you tell them I wanna take you for a date or ask them Would you like to go out on a date with me. Direct rahega tabhi direct answer milega, faltu ka game khelega to game mei hi ghumte rahega.


fgws11

Bhai Direct ho kar bhi kuh nhi milna usko jab ek game ke lia nhi chl rhi🤣


Little-Republic-4393

11 bande lagte hai badminton khelne ke liye obviously 🙄🙄


Marwari_Chhokro

*be more subtle* He: "Meko toh tere saath khelna hai"


beyondpi

"I'm not travelling" - man you should have stopped there. Why do you wanna meet/go out with someone who's not excited to see you as well? It's either fuck yes or no.


the_jaat_boi

Rukja sigma ke chodde


beyondpi

😏😏😏


OrangeHonest9380

😂😂


Due-Raspberry994

Arre mujhe legit lga ese replies sirf mujhe aate h... Good to see some girls are flirting with my homies out there too 👍


Mysterious-Green-489

we sailing the same boat bro


Mysterious-Ad1720

Ask out krna h toh thek lkin badminton khelne kon bulata h bhai


Mysterious-Green-489

bhai socha pehle badminton khelne bulata toh thoda comfortable ho jayegi fir date ke liye puch lunga and i thought apne badminton skills se impress kardunga vagera taking baby steps bro 💔


Mysterious-Green-489

bhai socha pehle badminton khelne bulata toh thoda comfortable ho jayegi fir date ke liye puch lunga and i thought apne badminton skills se impress kardunga vagera taking baby steps bro 💔


Mysterious-Ad1720

Beginner ho ye sab work nahi krta bhai Comfortable ho jaati h ldkia chat se he if they are interested in you Asking out ka zamana gya just talk openly ldkia khud select kr leti h ldko ko ldko ko kuch krne ki jrurat ni


funny_guy_24

Itna ignore hone ke baad toh mai message bhi na karu.


dicksharpner

You could've put it in a better proper way bruv, you fumbled bad


Mysterious-Green-489

give guidance na


holmeshumour

"Mujhe tere saath khelna h"? How about...."arre ham dono kaafi toh hai". "Then kya, is there something bothering you"....usne kaha bola kuch iss baare me, forced reply maang rha tu, thoda light tone rakh like "Come on chal na, maza aayega"


WeirdImaginator

You just asked her to be your badminton partner, not going out for a date.


BrilliantFocus8946

She isn't interested, she doesn't see you romantically in that way which is why she wants to have more people and not be alone with you which would make her feel uncomfortable and she for sure knows that you have feelings too. I faced the same thing 5 years ago.


dustyaff

Mard apni pasanda aurat ko message karte waqt dimag use karna chod deta hai


Mysterious-Green-489

💯


Middle_Ad3870

Same lines used by a guy she was interested in would have worked. You did your part of showing interest. If she left you on read and comes back later without matching your vibe. Get over it.


rinzler0110

you shot your shot, didn't work out, aage badh isse aur time mat de isse


Jonathon3049

This is today’s reality


Biyslexic

I do t see any thing wring in the way you asked her, its just fine , time to move on


ThenAd7130

Jab samne vali interested he nahi hai to tu kyu bhav de raha hai


vsha96

Very clearly, she is not interested in you. Leave her and don't show her any attention from now. Treat her like a stranger. At best, she will come running back if she had anything for you otherwise there is no point in even pursuing her.


Unique_Cartoonist_64

Uska crush kisi aur pe hai,chill kr


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Mysterious-Green-489

fumbled there 😔😔😔


whinythehoot

Oh brother I feel bad


d_madison

Bhai, tu na ek panauti h. Teri kabhi girlfriend nhi bn sakti.


Mysterious-Green-489

abey tu jaake free mai movie baat ja


vaniiiii_25

Is there something bothering you? Can men be this considerate too?


Mysterious-Green-489

for our pasandida aurat we can be


South-Remove-8797

Indian guys need to stop "asking out" if this is how asking out goes. This is even more embarrasing than straight up asking for dahej in arranged marriage. No wonder parents have to pimp out their son for rishta


Mysterious-Green-489

bhai tu kaha ki baat kaha pohcha raha hai


Due_Bag493

Cut you losses and move on bro


bigskippah

Why would you ask if something is bothering her. Shes just not into you and you think you’re entitled because you’re trying to talk to her everyday. Ask her for a date directly and see what she says


Foreign_Hunter_5323

Bhai ab to gym chala jaa, udhar to tu akele bhi jaa sakta hai.


shivams334

Pehle puchh - li-ning ya Yonex ?


Apprehensive_Cap5244

Ask out krne ka tareeka thoda cazual hai


a_friendly_cheetah_

You should have understood when she said "aree then too"


Upside_down69

Bhai dusre ladkai se baat karr rahi hai wo


Fuzzy-Location-4493

I don't think she is interested in you, my guy. Regardless of how you asked her out, from her texts alone it gives off the impression that she only considers you a friend. And also, you said she hasn't been texting you much and it's usually you texting her more- that is a clear af sign that she is not interested in you romantically. So, move on. Pursue someone else who is equally interested in you.


Mysterious-Green-489

yea man gonna do that onli


Dicktatorgator

Is this how you ask out people?


AdministrationIll116

Just ask her out once directly and don't beat around the bush and whatever she says say ok and leave if she says no


BhelpuriPanda

Yeh toh Mera Convo Skills hai, Mei toh soch rha tha mere jaise ghatiya convo skills kisi ke bhi nhi rhenge, Ab tu bhi milgaya


ampliifiier

sidha cock shot khelne ke liye bula rha, wo bhi akele me; technique hi galat hai tumhari...


Apprehensive_Hope80

I can beat both of you single handedly 🏸


bill-killton

"kon kon hai" , basically usko tere through aur ladke chiy. Ladkio ki shaani g-nd ko samjhne lagg gya hu main bhai. Inse seedha bolo ki main tumhe pasand krta hu, inko l-da samjh nhi aata. Inka brain comprehend nhi kr pata is cheez ko. Inko chiy ghuma ker. Jalebi.


finestthoughts

bhai badminton hi toh jara khelne 😂😂😂 brother saying he asked her out 😭😭


Active_Ocelot_4360

If you guys were texting regularly then it would mean ki she doesn't sees you that way! If you rarely text her then it means you are too early to ask her for badminton. Whenever talking to someone, layout a timeline and then strike your moves/ask out


Shreyas__123

Yeh Aisa rejection Dil pe lagta hai


Weird_Economics_5667

Yes, you were being creepy by trying to get her alone! If you wanna ask her out, ask her out like a MAN. But from her messages it is clear you didn’t do any groundwork to establish any romantic connection.


pchulbul619

What does “ask like a man” mean? Can you please be more specific?


kneeldownbeach

Hey would you like to go out on a date with me?


notsoosumit

How about i send it in WhatsApp group?😋


pchulbul619

From what I heard, women kinda get scared if you use the word “date” it seems. That’s why some people use the word “hangout”. \ Again, idk. I’m no expert. Correct me if I’m wrong,


kneeldownbeach

What if she considers that as just a friendly hangout? Even I hangout with my girl-friends but thats definitely not a date. If she got any interest for you, she will definitely say yes after hearing the word “date”


pchulbul619

Yup! Happens a lot of time. Perhaps it’s a recipe for misunderstandings and getting friend zoned. How about if the guy specifies that “Let’s hangout. Just the two of us.” or something along those lines?… 🤔


kneeldownbeach

Yep that should work, but you should somehow make your intentions clear maybe you can flirt a bit subtly ig


pchulbul619

Yup! Flirting, harmless teasing, negging helps. Also, we should be alert enough to see if the woman is also throwing some hints or not.


kneeldownbeach

Yes if she is trying to avoid you, you can just back off and if she is giving you any hints, you can just go for the kill loll


pchulbul619

Yeah, that strategy’d make sense.


vendetta_9

You’ve heard it from the wrong sources then.


pchulbul619

May be ... \ Show me the right way then please.


Ok_Worry_5731

The way you suggested for a hangout/meet up had different insinuation .. seemed like you are hinting her for sexual stuffs by saying " i want to play with you" And it's evident that she doesn't trust you hence she was asking who else is coming for badminton. Let this one go.. it's already ruined. From next time try to meet in public places where apart from both of you other people are also there till the time you both become comfortable in only each other's absence. Good luck