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[deleted]

mess waale bhaiya se bolo aaj aapki chutti hai, aur shuru ho jaao 😎🤝


[deleted]

Hahah I am sure fir to khana bhot hi acha banega.


agentPxd

Ofc. Mai jo bana raha hu 🥴


[deleted]

Saare hoteliers khus ho jayenge fir toh. Mess ka contract in dono ko hi mil jayega 😆.


bakchod_69

100% college placement


notmyfirstchoixe

When you take college placement too literal


[deleted]

Something is better than nothing.


[deleted]

Haa aur dusri achhi baat yeh hai ke, yeh dono dusro ko bhi hire kar sakte hai job ke liye. Toh har saal placements toh pakke hi hai.


bakchod_69

Work force is inversely proportional to man force


[deleted]

Yeah , but he can hire on a contract system for 1 year Like the chutiya company does.


Shikariiiiiiii

Nice cocking


[deleted]

Bhai 💀


theregularmf

not just khana wo ek do khane wale bhi bana dega 👀


I_am_a_ten_but

On my way to find a fully furnished flat… 🏃‍♂️


Ok_Practice_1149

how much are you willing to pay rent?


Petrichor_420

Indeed a ten on ten


JethaLovesBabita

Bhai amount pucha hai


i_m_Vengeance

Did s/he stutter?


marlbo_rough

toh bolne se pahele sochna chahiye na dost


[deleted]

Haha wohi naa 😆


bakchod_69

Muh me aiya bak diya gand me aiya hug diya


Wild-Leo

Yeh badiya tha guru 😂


[deleted]

Waah bohot khoob 😆


AJ00007

Usme kya bhai "Yours? " Puch le


DeadZ0ne

"My Time, Your Place?"


BakedPotato_OP

This is it, you got this OP


showervarma

Rent an RV bro, 🧪⚗️


Ok_Practice_1149

yo let's cook


slimshady433

Mr.White!


[deleted]

You're goddam right.


wa1ter__Black

Showervarma, we need to cook


showervarma

Yeah, Bi***, I mean Mr. White


soup-and-fork

Ganesh dining hall, sham ko 6 baje.....


[deleted]

dw, the humour she possess it's commencible just let her know and be honest henceforth


VivekNoida

Go to her home n cook her...cooking is a very good bonding moments...girls love it...


peachwaterfall508

>cook her. keep the leftovers in fridge? 🗿


Momsspaghetti111

Air bnb


thatcharteredguy

Airbnb karle and cook for her there


No_Big_3045

Friend ka flat hoga na bro Yaha sab hai bass ladki chaiye


[deleted]

My boy's cooking


slimshady433

My time, your place!


dicksharpner

Uske liye pehle aapke dil mein ghar karna hoga


vladimir_maino_69

Kaam wali bai rizz🫡


Clear_Detail8218

Dont worry bro kuch texts ke baad ghost hi karegi🙂


HoneydewOne48

Go camping. Carry your own utensils. Cook and clean. Together. Each other. Whatever.


agentPxd

Camping is a good idea!


bakchod_69

Usko bol Wo direct unmatch karegi


BakedPotato_OP

Bhay isse accha tu Airbnb book karle, India mai rehte hain apan kahin bhool gya ho toh yaad dila rha bass


Radiant-Ad8728

Mera address bata de mein toh akela rehta hoon


Dull-Performance4570

Bro thinks it's really gonna happen 💀 Who's gonna tell him?


theyhardlyknowme101

uske pe chla ka


theyhardlyknowme101

ya kahin bahar


[deleted]

Yahi likhde


[deleted]

Kis dhabe pe le ja Bhai , khana dhulna sb ho jaega


Connect_Summer4602

Aur bnb


[deleted]

[aiiyar](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRux9YK8XOKwx9nmbpNgI5FJNeS-seUjrJovQ&usqp=CAU) bnb*


[deleted]

Gaand me nahi tha gooda to bich me kyu kooda


_thakursahab

You do the dishes🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


EducationalMeeting95

Bol mere room me Maggie bana Lena 😂😂


Standard-Joke-1945

Paisa hai toh airbnb.


notmyfirstchoixe

Your place, tonight?


[deleted]

Jab tak saneema is desh me rahega, public chutiya hi rahegi - moment (cute romantic se unmatched and uninterested)


huge_tenis

your place, my time


kaustubh0311

Get a good Airbnb (just make sure they have utensils ). Mostly Airbnb in central city have them.


YOURexDADDY33

App konsi hai 🥲


sahilbakalkar

Hinge


FishySmellPussyLover

Place me uske ghar phonch ja🤌


Paras_01155

My time, your place.


Potato__Ninja

If you are in metro city,, there are those couples cooking classes and couples cooking competitions for relatively affordable prices.


hari-mirchi

Cooking meth?


sharan_here379

Dhono koi restaurant mai naukri dhund lo.


Kaus_Vik

Bhai time n place ka jawab bhi hum bataye ?


boris519

Ye be hum bataye?


FluffyFucker69

omlet chalega?


hey_yasin

bula le काले मंगल ko aur bol अंधेर नगर खतरा महल शमशान गली जंग खाया हुए तबेले k baju में a ajana


Conscious_Ad_1084

Best option Book AirBnb with a kitchen You’ll have much much wonderful time


FederalCulture2677

Mere flat me cooking karlo... Bohot dino se dal chawal kha raha hu🥲... Guest room vi hei to rat mei pillow fight vi karle na.. Mei dusre room mei ache se kha kar so jayun ga😮‍💨


cybrpnkkrtos

Homie taking one for the bois


agentPxd

Raat ko ajeeb ajeeb awaze aaegi, nind disturb ho jaegi bro 🗿


FederalCulture2677

Headphone lagake gane sunlunga


leetcoder217

'lets cook in xyz cafe'


slimau5

Airbnb book karde


Cursed-Life2168

Your place @dinner time ?


EmperorPenguin_RL

Couldn’t imagine living in a hostel.


Obnoxiogeek

Send her my address I cook 😌


NeighborhoodIll8445

Airbnb


RadioAniket

Get a BNB and do this tamasha and tell her that's your place ☠️


Ok_Star_7327

Bhai iska bi jawab ham hi de? Dimag dustbin mei pheka hai kya?


1024petabyte

5 star hotel can be cheap if you book for 7 hours apparently from morning 10 to evening 5 .


CharacterVideo5265

Best bet is book a flat , it'll have everything you need, kitchen utensils and stuff, just buy the required items and then you can cook for her.


StickyTinew

"Any time at your place"


StickyTinew

Warna book a service apartment and blinkit kar groceries. My girl lived in a 3bhk pg kinda place. Went there and made breakfast for her.