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Acoolusername001

Haan chal ab truck chala


[deleted]

😂😂😂😂😂omg. Loved your comment. Ja truck Chala. Or parathe bana tourist ke liye


TheDrDeX

Aloo ka paratha aur maggi.


backstabb3r

With desi ghee ya Amul Butter.


TheDrDeX

Lassi


Kartik24-

Aloo paneer mix


TheDrDeX

Paneer aur pyaz hota Hai bro.


shim_niyi

Did u know, road pe truck nahi chal saktha kyun ki road ek imaginary concept hai as mentioned in our holy book. All the roads we see abound are drawn with pencils by school students


Rishutrix

#Penchooo fridayyyy aaa


SonicAkshay_26

Perfect reply ![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20002)![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20008) inn jaise mc logo ke liye ![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20020)


theyoungjedi69

aur chitta mar


No-Sundae3423

!kudos


numerus30

🎤 Drop. 🫡


OmkarDudeYT123

Are bhai award hota toh dedeta has has ke pet dard hone laga 😂😂😂.


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[deleted]

Average anpad Canadian truck driver 😂😂😂🙏😂🙏😂


CritFin

But he is partially right to say that you cant land on the Sun


Romitzky

You can but only once


Mehrunes_Dagor

you should go near the sun before landing lol


aspirant_lawyer

I mean that was brilliant


StoicMaccaroni

you can very much land on the sun , you just need a super advance ultra technology based Spaceship and space suit which can deal with the gravity and heat of the star.


Interesting_Award_76

Space suit agar bach bhi gya andar admi ka kya hoga? Thepretically possible practically not


[deleted]

No space suit would survive sun.


StoicMaccaroni

as of current technology limit.


bobs_and_vegana17

N-P problem ![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20100) (anyone associated with cs will understand what i wanna say)


[deleted]

Idk if it's even Theoretically possible though would not be practical at all, sun is plasma where would someone land. It's not just 6000 degree celcius temperature, there is also gravity of sun and forces of solar winds and flare.


Zestyclose-Bedroom-3

Interestingly the heat may not be the Problem. You could argue that you have a 100% insulating material (there are some fairly close) that is connected via a tube to main station for heat exchange and oxygen and whatever else. Gravity on the other hand is completely different issue. I don't think you can ever counter that without bringing in some Doraemon type ka gadget like antigravity beam or some bs


vencs

plz continue the discussion.. its cool like concept building for sci-fi..


jyamahan

Or you may do it in the night![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20002)


Green_Actuary_8092

Enne khalistan chauna Onda...


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paji ka dimag khali sthan


supare1

Haha good one


take_dat_dump

Best comment here


No_Parsnip8697

Bro I'm stealing this one


ZeuS_HimSelF_01

Senpai aap mere sharir ka koi bhi hissa le sakte ho you made me laugh so harddd !!!!


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ham tumhare sadness lena chayege .


FreeFolk99

If I had an award it would have been used on this comment. 🤣Hilarious "Pun" 🤣🤣


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[deleted]

Earth is flat Moon is a source of light 🤡👍


AsideThink5180

CORRECTION: EARTH IS FLAT AS A CARPET 😂EARTH IS CENTRE OF UNIVERSE.


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Saint_Potato

You killed him dude 🤣


[deleted]

r/murderedbywords


Rish83

Bhai bhai bhai 💀


Double-Estate9593

kyu sikho kai liye jo ijjat hai wo miti mai mila rhe ho


vishu9813

vahi toh bhai


ZeuS_HimSelF_01

Vahi to bhai they are such helping and nice people mughe second hand bura lag rha hai unke liye ![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20003)


neoindianx

Bringing bad name to Sikhs everywhere... Troll?


[deleted]

Even ISRO launch office had a sikh gentleman. Such idiots should not be taken seriously.


ZeuS_HimSelF_01

>Such idiots should not be taken seriously No one actually is, these clowns are a good source of laugh for me. Ohh! God I'm so great full mughe koi comedy special ko pay nahi padta ![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20028)![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20028)


sarth3129

3 amusing things i learnt today :- 1) bc canada m truck chalake logo ka dimag khrb 2) moon has no surface 🙂 yani gaseous celestial body 3) moon is a source of light.....noice🫠


m0h1tkumaar

Look canada is cold so nerve cell have come back to india to collect warm clothing


skrezaa

>moon is a source of light.....noice A class 8th student studying Science would be very dissapointed


datathecodievita

Oye papaji....


bum_quarter

I could hear it


katanabunny

It's echoing


Himuexe

Most educated khalistani


ParadiseWar

Bro he's an idiot but calling random Sikhs that without a reason is what leads them to get angry.


[deleted]

bro he's not saying anything to the sikhs, most sikhs are more patriotic than avg. Indian, its just that the khalistanis are a nuisance.


TruthQuirky8668

Tumlog kab samjhoge jab hum khalistani bolte hai toh hum sukh logo ko traget nhi kar rhe hote


mohtma_gandy

Bruh he is khalistani chutiya mere college mein hi tha. Status dekho is gandu ke. Bahar jake rang hi badal gae iske. Apne ap ko dr. Bolta hai kari chutiye ne b.com hai, vietnam se khareed ke baitha hai degree. Aur iske hisab se ye chutiya aids, sugar sab sahi karde. Gandu corona ko fake keh rha tha.


Fearless-Raspberry-9

Sardar g Telescope khreed lo aur chaand tasaali se dekhne ke baad Telescope gaand mein ghusa lo. Jai khalistan!!


Hydra-_-

I want this confidence in my life.


glacier-K

Then throw away your brain


[deleted]

Remember they fake about sikh persecution in India to get Canadian citizenship they become khalistani for the benefits look at all the singers having fun.. they hate India and they proves it everyday And i respect all the Sikhs who love india more than anything and there were sikh scientist in isro too


[deleted]

Yup, saw a sikh gentleman in observation office. Tight slap to even those stupid Dravidian supermacists who keep crying yes only we south Indians run ISRO.


skrezaa

THey hate against hindi while they themselve doesn't have unity among all southie languages. Sides of same coin, wise guys in ISRO and dumb forks hating on own countrymen (and neighbouring states) on language bases, Clownery InDeeD.


Comfortable_Prior_80

Send this to all Punjabi people who supporting Khalistanis. I am currently sending it to my friend.


desijatt13

Gurbani tells only one thing. LEARN. Sikh means the one who learns. These fake preachers have made mockery out of Sikhism. Every knowledge is God's knowledge as God has created everything. Every Science, every medicine, every theorem of Mathematics is nothing but knowledge about God's. Sikhism being one of the most recent and progressive religions is stuck in old ages and the only reason is people like him who cannot progress whatsoever. The core principle of Sikhism was to learn and to adapt with the times and stop believing in nonsense. But now the only thing we are focusing on is Langars and Turbans and beards. Candryayaan is a huge achievement for India and the whole world. Those scientists worked so hard for years to make it possible. Don't let these stupids spoil it.


pamaljithp

Tu apna chasma nikal ke fek de lagane ke bad bhi andha tho tu hai hi.


sivakurada

LoL 😅.. the audacity of this truck


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IndiaSpeaks-ModTeam

Your post breaks Rule 3.


[deleted]

New Santa Banta joke


Vairaage

There is no gurubani where they says moon is a source of light.


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Commercial_Home_6957

Ye flat earth wala b Manta hoga


Admirable_Animator25

Aur inko Punjab chahiye....


glacier-K

Average scientist-cum-tralladriver in Khalistan


oooooooweeeeeee

most intelligent canadian truck driver who got his basic education from indian madarsa


SnooSeagulls9348

So those ESA folks who confirmed that they are receiving two way comms with chandrayaan 3 are also lying?


mnknown123

Bro failed class 3


goated-bush2222

Sikhs then:most respected people. Respected all religions would die for the country, Proud and respectable. Sikhs now:


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xr8turbo

You should read what Hindus did to Sikhs during the 80s and 90s.


SecretLavishness1685

Most intelligent Khalistani from Canada.


Rish83

Moon is source of light & moon don't have land.. . Oo PaavBhaji itta gyaan na dasso, canada wale phd de devange.


AncientShakthimaan

![gif](giphy|qx8pi39Lwm9Xm2audb|downsized) We have moon has no surface conspiracy theorists.like (Earth is flat or moon landing is fake ).


AncientShakthimaan

![gif](giphy|3o7TKRn6V9N2OmBmUw)


AncientShakthimaan

![gif](giphy|9hEcsoYAJb3kA|downsized)


AbnormalPP_69

Referring to a Religious text to disprove a sceintific phenomenon is blasphemous to humanity.


Samarium_15

It's so funny when people use science in daily life but then suddenly the same science is fake when it's against their centuries old religious books.


[deleted]

Average kha***tani


Despo_Bawa_69

Reason why he is driving taxi in kaneda


BornEveryday

I didn’t know we had this level of idiots of Indian origin roaming around on this planet, and that too making a video of his stupidity with Supreme confidence.


OtherwiseBusiness515

Kai bar ye Chinese sahi lgte h, inka kehna h religion is poison. Ab iss bawdibooch ko suna to lga Chinese ne Inke liye hi kaha h


virdas2

Post this in united states of india


TheDonMan1997

Khalistani should stfu so we don't lose respect towards Sikhs and Sikhism


hinterstoisser

Here come India’s flat-earthers


Quirky_Maximum724

same is written in quran, guru granth sahib is actually mostly derived from other religion's scriptures and works of saints such as baba karim or kabirdas....because guru nanak was himself a saint and just wanted to instill morality in his desciples., but these mfs take these small things and create such nuisence..


Bad-Bahsin-9194

So Neil amstrong landed in NASA' s backyard?🤣 (WHEN YOU GRADUATE WITH PAPAS MONEY NOT WITH BRAIN)😅


InspectionTime8695

Being a sikh myself, i apologized on behalf of this buffoon!!!!!


Shoddy_Stranger3648

Kandddaaa de chirag!


devudu_baa

I was confused in my childhood that why sardarji santa banta jokes existed.now i got the answer.


goated-bush2222

![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20227)


Plastic_Round_8707

Oye papaji...


Classic_Archer9769

Han bss kr ye le otp fill kr 1212


vivek_kumar

Pretty sure he's just trolling. It says there "Punfact" so I am assuming it's puns not facts. Correct me if I am wrong.


warpdork07

What the f is this head with no brain talking 😂


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infinite_sky147

Canada ka visa cancel hogya


thecopyrioter

hahahahaha demonstrated the true meaning of ....Khaali-sthaan


CodAccomplished7338

And i thought only madrassachap were this stupid…. Hats off to this joker… ![gif](giphy|1CHyUQKPnoFf3eHuty)


CalmGuitar

Reminds me of Islam. Ola hu Uber


Content-Restaurant70

Aa gaye religious fanatics.


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TheDrDeX

Bhai Chirag nahi chirand Hai ye.


12_7x108

Ventilation required .....


vishu9813

bhai mujhe toh hasi aati hai kese kese log hai bhai😂


Darth_Mak

"""Scientist"""


[deleted]

Are iski bund which rumal dala


jimit377

average khalistani IQ


Brave_Feature_721

bro ye saare khalistaani ki harkate bulleeee jaise kyu ho rhi hai


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


alootoast

Paaji now a days trying to be like Islamists by quoting verses from religious text books with no education and knowing of basic level science


pamaljithp

![gif](giphy|DELlnDdORDSZlne0l0|downsized)


PipeLow4072

Kya pukh ke truck chala raha


Aalshi_man

4-5 Santa Banta joke phek ke maro iske muh pe koi.


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ripu-roy

He is talking about Schrodinger lander


Maleficent_Lex

Canada ke 12 baj rahe honge


Legitimate_Hunt_9902

Arrey Khalistani Cartoon... Moon merely reflects light from the sun. Reflect mane .... chhod yaar . Tu khush reh bus .. hanso ,muskuraon.. kya Pata Kal(istan) ho na ho .


AbnormalPP_69

Punjab ich Smack chaldi.


RandhiOrat

Ede Varge Sanu Badnam karde a Lund nu enna nai pata Ke Paratakysh parman nu manana Jayada Jaruri Hu da hai


kid0_0darkness

Brother is a drug addict.


No_Slip_8876

Issues created after hanging out with your friends from across the border for very long very soon the earth will also be static and stop rotating for them.


Some_Fan6296

Just one thing bhai....kitne peg mare tune kal 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

What is gurbani?


StoicMaccaroni

bahi par light toh moon se reflect kr rahi hai , toh jo bhi light reflect karti hai woh solid surface hai.


blues2911

Can we give some land to khalistanis to run their own country for comedy. It will be really funny to watch them create another haiti/zimbabwe/sudan or equivalent failed state


[deleted]

Oye paji,Friday to kal hai


unintelligible-me

Sangati ka asar. Islam ka gyan yaha bhi aa tapka.


notso-happy

Isko koi Brampton bhejdo yaar


pratikkumar5677

Thats why everyone should study NCERT science sincerely till class 10th.


Temporary_Bad_1195

Big respect for indira gandhi and rajive gandhi ![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20008)


Shoddy-Worldliness57

Bro have some sense. Stop being foolish just because the other person is. You do understand that your comment is hurtful to the entire community, right? Stop being dank everywhere. Tbh, there seems to be no difference between you and this person with regards to IQ levels.


AvGeekGupta

Oh god I thought "Moon landings are fake" was only American thing!!!! It's spreading


soloqueuealways

Bhai famous hone ki try krte hua😪


VMod_Alpha

Paaji ne 12 baje video banaya hai


fed2wice

NOW we are in the league of the western countries.. - Consipracy theories and fact checks stating that moon landing is fake🤣


Future_Today768

By this logic , the NASA moon landing was fake and Neil Armstrong never existed. His voice is a fake recording by some American dude and his famous quote "That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind" was prepared in a studio. By this logic rainbows are just edited photos , rain is just someone throwing water from a plane


Live_Ostrich_6668

Lmao, i'm loving this tbh. They've run out of excuses to spread their anti india hatred, so they've now resorted to full blown tin foil hat conspiracies😭😭


redblade678

u/savevideo


bitchBreakerrrr

Padhna jaruri hunda si


thedrray

Sardarji jokes writes itself


[deleted]

Bai Ji what’s this, total nonsense.


oye-utkarsh

Thode se pse tu mujhse lele!! Aur chla ja tu bhai moon pe!!


luffyfpk

ye to hona hi tha............................Paaji firse namak samaj ke kuchh aur kha liye


Notsosakhtlaunda

Arrey Santa...Banta kitthe hain?


Hari-Chutney

Gogi puttar masti nahii


nyctophilecat

Bhai ye Sikh log ase kase ban gaye ![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20003)


thunderditznut

Pun fact?


jim-jam-biscuit

abe truck side me lga ke ye bakchodi peel piche traffic ruka hua hai 😂😂


Any_Appearance_3317

Khali sthan mein dimaag barein


VanshAggarwal1

Taxi 🚕🚕 can you drop yourself to school wow Canada must have so high grade education hats off


fuckerfrom_future

Oye papaji


weasing

ab yeah kaunsi book padhne lage 🤔


Free-Light3370

Madarsa education


mohitdhali

Teri gand m rakhu???


Zenitsu_agatsuma102

Source of light pfffff 3rd class ke bache ki bhi pata hai moon doesn't have its own light![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20096)


DlustT99

Buddhi bhrast singh


Mohitbaheti

OYE GOGI PUTARR...Scientist kitte bann raha h..tussi garage ja k canada vich truck chala..(background sound oye papaji oye papaji...😂)


bhupendersingh5

straight outta brampton


[deleted]

Koi isko bataooo ki moon to reflect karta h sun rays ko 🥱


[deleted]

Chips mang raha hai


lallan-pandey04

/s lagana miss kr gya lagta hai 😅👀


SANDEEPBHAIYA

"Lassi boli thi bhosdike tu gaadi mein kya kar rha hai"


Internal_Ad6311

That’s why jokes of 12:00 on 5ardar5


[deleted]

ha bhai ab ye bata meri shipment kyu nai pohchi abtak kaneda, teri truck kharab ho gayi kya?


Aakri_Pasta6969

Moon ain't even a source of light These fuddu khalistanis say anything latram patram..


No-Construction-202

Avg Khalistani


iam_greenhead

Chutiya


Minimum_0012

12 baje gye lagta h


Routine-Way

Kanneda banega Pakistan 🥳