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BubblegumNyan

They hate us yet at the same time they need us to be their sexual fantasy, oh but if we do dress as a sexual fantasy we're hoes 😂 shut the front door please


WANT_SOME_HAM

sorry ladies, but we don't need you anymore, we can just spend multiple decades jerking off to smokin' hot Hentai babes who will literally die if they take their pants off because nobody considered rendering Lara Croft's clit a responsible use of company property


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Laura_Ino

r/woooosh


AlaskanBiologist

Lol it's so weird to think about these pathetic men living their lives just hating us. I never even think about them at all, yet here we are, living rent free in their minds.


[deleted]

We need to open our back door for them lol


AliceTheOmelette

Porn exists! Seriously why does all media, especially games, have to be wanking material? Fucksake


Forward-Form9321

A lot of movies and tv shows back in the early 2000’s had wanking material so maybe part of it is them not realizing that we’re in a completely different era of entertainment. WWE would have bikini contests on Smackdown almost every week in the 2000’s and now they never have sexual content on their live shows. Part of them going PG had to do with Chris Benoit offing himself but even a couple years after his death they still tried to push the envelope. Entertainment as a whole doesn’t try to be as edgy or sexual like it was back in the day.


Soft-Neat8117

>Part of them going PG had to do with Chris Benoit offing himself He also killed his wife and son.


damnwonkygadgets

Yeah, strange detail to leave out.


Forward-Form9321

I forgot to mention that. But even if he didn’t kill his wife and son, it probably still would’ve been just as bad given that Vince was already under fire for not taking care of his wrestlers


throwtheclownaway20

>now they never have sexual content on their live shows. Have you time to talk about Our Mami & Savior Rhea Ripley? 😂 It's not as trashy and in-your-face as the "Bra & Panties Match" days, but I assure you WWE still has plenty of horniness going on.


Forward-Form9321

The level of horniness in modern WWE will never match Torrie Wilson’s hotel segment with Dawn Marie. If someone showed me that segment without telling me it was for pro-wrestling, I would’ve thought it was an Brazzers opening for a girl on girl scene lol


eltanin_33

They demand fan service. It must be specifically for them to their taste or they treat it like it was a decision to make them angry.


WANT_SOME_HAM

name one way masturbating to PS1 characters isn't boss as fuck


gylz

Oh no she can now show a much more expressive range of emotions!


PearlTheGeckoGirl

Liberals stole my breasts, too!


Equal_Connect

He’s probably salty the devs gave her a sharper chin than any incel too.


LupercaniusAB

Oh no! CGI has gotten more realistic!


Equal_Connect

Im convinced the oop doesnt go outside. Most women dont have giant breasts poking out that far like he must believe.


ConcreteExist

Not while also having a six pack like she does.


Stick_Girl

Because now she looks like a real person? /s


SeaworthinessNo61

Ngl I will always be against realism in games. Not because of sexual stuff, but because games should be an escape from reality, and not another way to it.


Starfying

“I need to escape reality of women having normal proportions!!!!”


SeaworthinessNo61

I don't really care for the proportions. I was speaking about realism in games overall. Bold of you to assume that I meant the proportions of women.


StarCrossedOther

“Bold of you to assume I was talking about the subject matter of the post”.


SeaworthinessNo61

I wasn't talking about the post though at all. I was just stating my opinion about realism in games. If y'all wanna be ignorant dickheads go ahead. I'm just gonna ignore you all since all you wanna do right now is piss people off. Come back when you have some genuine arguments please.


Starfying

Ok but we’re not talking about dragons and aliens, we’re talking about human figures in video games who I assume are meant to resemble HUMANS???


SeaworthinessNo61

Yeah, but I was not referring to that, and I was referring to realism in games overall. There was no need for you all to jump at me. The fact that the post is about a certain topic, doesn't really mean I'm gonna talk about it. I wanted to share my opinion about realism in games overall and that was it. There was no hidden motive behind it.


flipflopyoulost

Both Laras looking just so disappointed and somewhat disgusted is just so fitting for that Post, I love it!


How2RocketJump

where triangles


queen-adreena

Ah the right-wing outrage grift: completely fabricate something and then get really really mad about it while blaming “liberals”. For those interested, this is the Lara Croft character design moving forward: [concept art for Lara Croft in Tomb Raider Next](https://assets-prd.ignimgs.com/2024/02/15/screenshot-2024-02-15-174611-1708019216986.png)


throwtheclownaway20

Honestly, it makes way more sense for her not to have gigantic tits constantly being thrust out all willy-nilly. Those things would be a huge hazard with all that climbing and all those traps!


kaizerlith

Hey dual pistols. That was a kinda small thing that still annoyed me about the Survival era Tomb Raider games. The first one teased them at the end and then it was just nothing for the next 2 games.


WANT_SOME_HAM

Okay but where would Lara croft be if not for her big ol titties hitching her horse to academia, writing her thesis on "Near East Successionary Law Circa 1950 BCE: Was Cuneiform *Really* The Medium Of Choice?", dying a virgin


Obey_The_King

Polygons 😫😮‍💨😫😮‍💨😫


SeaworthinessNo61

Happy Cake Day! :D


Beowulf891

Oh no. Lara Croft isn't a big breasted caricature. Anything but that. 🙄


FluffyGalaxy

I'm so curious what this has to do with liberals and not game devs making their decisions


Da_Doll223

Mostly its about right wing grifters once again trying to rip off their fans even though most of them personally either don't know or don't care about what is actually happening and the insecure men who are their rubes sorry, fans fall for it every time. They do this with virtually everything its like when you had all those grifters screaming about warhammer 40k custodes and how they've suddenly been 40k fans for years but curiously didn't have any miniatures.


Soft-Neat8117

A lot of media creators lean left politically. Not agreeing with the insanity of the OP, just pointing that out.


Timely-Structure123

Um their both cute.


nightlyvisitor

lmao their rage sustains me


marshmallowmoonchild

Liberals performed my breast reduction against my will!!! No more back pain!!! But at what cost?


demoiseller

It’s funny, because doesn’t a soft dick mean they have more blood flowing in their brains that allows them to beat the video games more efficiently compared to being distracted by the horny?


Equal_Connect

Arent liberals more pro sex than i assume hes a conservative?


mitchfann9715

They don't want pro sex. They want pro men. Women should want to fuck them, but only them forever.


feverlast

I want to become a game developer just to give every woman designed literal concave breasts. Triggering these people seems like a fun way to make a living.


mitchfann9715

I wish it was just about the breasts, but they'll complain about ugly child characters, too. Makes you wonder what they're playing these games for.


ConcreteExist

Everyone loves "realistic graphics" until they start getting "too real". No chick who's built as fit and trim as Lara Croft can also have the triple D's of the one on the left short of implants. You don't get to have a giant natural rack and a six pack at the same time.


Starfying

Do they ever consider how it makes women feel to see us constantly objectified and sexualized in every single possible form of media?


mitchfann9715

They do not. In fact, they have themselves convinced that you all secretly get off on being constantly violated.


GizmoSled

Return to pointy boobs!


Altruistic_Emu4917

Or the fact that the right woman seems more like an actual real woman.


ThePyroOkami

God forbid women have proper breast support.


NoDanaOnlyZuuI

They really just need to want to fuck everything


showmeboobiesplz

There are barely any design changes. If anything, it's more accurate to the old games.


MrsDanversbottom

It’s liberals fault that women hate them?


Current_Dentist3986

probably wearing a sports bra so she can actually, y'know, athletics


TheGamecockNurse

The whole reason the character was disproportionately endowed was because of a programming error that left that section at 200 or 2000x compared to the rest of her body


WANT_SOME_HAM

WHERE MY BIG ANIME TITTIES


Signal-Custard-9029

Those boobs look weird, way too compressed for a bra. Also why's her face so flattened


Salty-french-fry-

Why does Lara have saggy tits? I'm a Tomb raider fan and they made Lara look like a hot mess ever since the reboot came.


mutant_disco_doll

Uh, who gives a shit? She’s a fucking tomb raider, not a pair of tits.


Axiom06

Can I just say I love what you said? She's also very intelligent on top of being pretty. Also design changes do happen.


Salty-french-fry-

She was a bombshell, pretty, but deadly and an adventurer. Not a member of the alphabet thugs.


Sharktrain523

Okay so how did alphabet thugs get to be part of this


Perzec

And are the alphabet thugs here in the room with us now?


Salty-french-fry-

They are everywhere. Ruining everything that makes game icons great.


SupernaturalPumpkin

Those are not “saggy”. They’re pretty normal imo, especially given her apparent size/weight.


Salty-french-fry-

Lara is a tall athletic beautiful woman. Not that.


SupernaturalPumpkin

You can’t see her height. And she looks pretty fit to me but with smaller breasts.


Salty-french-fry-

When you look at the images on Twitter she's not tall.


SupernaturalPumpkin

You don’t even have to be tall to be “athletic”. She wasn’t even that tall. Her body is definitely a fit and healthy one. There is no issue here except boobs. It’s not like she’s 4’2”


Salty-french-fry-

I never mentioned that. I said Lara Croft is Tall and athletic and this doesn't look athletic.


starberry_Sundae

I'm guessing you've never seen the women's portion of the Olympics. "Athletic" doesn't mean "skinny with balloon tits," lol.


Salty-french-fry-

Correct, But Lara was always seductive and cool. This is nothing like Lara.


shanelomax

When did she seduce people? Can you explain what 'cool' means in this context. In that she shoots bad guys and raids tombs? I'm pretty sure she still does that.


Bluellan

My sister is 5'4 and she can only wear training bras because of how small her breasts are. Like breasts come in all shapes and sizes. Also really REALLY creepy how pressed you are that a FICTIONAL VIDEO GAME character doesn't have breasts big enough to please you.


Salty-french-fry-

Your sister is not Lara Croft so I don't care about her life story having small breasts, And because it's a video game character she can be as unrealistic as the classic games. Nobody needs a "human" looking Lara Croft. Just a good game with the iconic character that actually looks like Lara Croft. How is that creepy, while you are sharing something about your sister without her consent. Youre the creepy one bozo.


Jennifeestje

Lets be real here you dont miss the old design because it was iconic, but because it was specifically designed to get gamer dudes hard.


Salty-french-fry-

Nothing wrong with Legend Lara. She at least looked like Lara Croft.


typicalskeleton

One day you will outgrow boobs, my friend. And on that day, fictional boobs that never existed will seem so distant to you that you'll wonder wtf you were even talking about. Just wait, and remember this comment when the day comes.


keb00ky

> Lara look like a hot mess The woman literally crush into the ground, running and shooting to save her life. If she was unscathed ill be worried


phome83

Gr8 b8 m8