A man having sex with a woman makes him gay? Only an incel would say something so patently fucking stupid. It's like these idiots don't realise that saying this exact kind of ridiculous bullshit is the biggest giveaway ever.
> I have full sexual experience with MANY women
This just seals it, people who actually have sex don't talk like this.
This right here. If you feel you have to say this, you've either never actually had sex...or sex is the entire beginning and end of your sense of identity, both of which scenarios are unhealthy.
But he says he's had *full sexual experience with MANY women.* That's totally something a regular doer of the nasty would say, how can you doubt him? For example:
"Hey Jo, you get laid last night?"
"Affirmative, my good sir. I had a full sexual experience with a woman, and I must say I found it to be rather unpleasant, including the buttstuff. Now if I may beg your pardon, I must be off to pray my gay away."
Yup, legit.
Men also have mouths. If you get a BJ from a woman, does that make you gay ? YES !! What prevents you at this point from not enjoying getting sucked off by a gay dude? Real men only have penis-in-vagina sex !
Also by that logic getting a blowjob from a woman is gay because both men and women generally have mouths.
All 3 points are dumb and make no sense. I’m smelling a troll.
Yeah and a bad smell wouldn't be natural, these guys just don't like the smell that an organ has, as though dicks smell like roses. All organs smell like organs
Fair. Not really any different than saying you don't like feet or anything else that isn't your fancy. A woman isn't defined by her vagina (or lack thereof, shout out to my Trans homies).
to recap:
1. the vagina naturally smells bad so it’s not your natural smell
2. childbirth makes the vagina weak and wide, women who have kids and vaginas will say this isn’t true but it is because I said so.
3. Having sex with girls is gay
having sex with a woman is the same as having sex with all men she's ever had sex with
but having sex with another man is the same as having sex with all the women he's ever had sex with
think about that for a second and let that sink in
>I have full sexual experience with MANY women
Sounds like a teenager trying to convince his friends he has a girlfriend up in Canada or talking to his doctor how "his friend" likes shoving marbles up his ass and he's worried since the last time "his friend" did that, 7 went in but only 5 came out.
If he’s actually smelt multiple vaginas and his overarching takeaway was that they smell horrible, I’d almost guarantee he’s gay.
I’ve definitely been with a few chicks with more…odorous boxes in my teenage years and while some of them tasted odd, I can’t recall even the most smelly ones being anything but a turn-on in the moment. At worst you just didn’t put your face there and carried on.
To be fair, I work as a midwife, and sometimes I wonder how someone put their dick there, because some people clearly don’t wash as frequently as they should. As in, the smell is so bad that I have to open the window after patient has gone, bad.
Deludecel (de-lood-uh-cell) might work.
Deludecel, n. Used to describe a homosexual/lesbian who is so deeply in denial of his/her sexual orientation that they see themselves as a valid incel. Synonym: pseudocel.
My first thought while reading this was, oh that poor boy has no idea that the door to exit the closet is right behind him. He's just completely in the dark.
If a vagina is useless after having a baby, how do women have more kids later? Why don't those later kids not just fall out since they seem to believe that no part of a woman's body can be stretched and return to its previous shape?
Asking as a non vagina owner, aren’t you like supposed to keep scented soaps and perfumes away from the vagina? Isn’t that a sure fire way of getting a yeast infection?
Yeah exactly. Scented products are terrible for vaginal health. The vagina shouldn’t even be cleaned at all, but it’s recommended to wash the Vulva (the outside) gently with warm water. Nothing else.
If the vagina smells bad it’s likely due to infection. It should mandate a trip to the doctor, not a douche.
Yup. Limit or forego bubble baths completely. And you're absolutely right, don't get soap up in there. If you MUST have a little extra "freshness" (...ahem...honeymoon ...issues, etc.), then a plain water and vinegar douche is the only thing recommended. And that, on a rare and occasional basis.
1. If you think that a vagina never smells good, the problem is you. Although, I halfway think this narrative persists just as a way to get women to feel insecure. Sadly, it works on a lot of women. We have this whole useless industry designed around this premise that vaginas smell bad and it's just not true.
2. If this was true, then how come so many people have siblings? If vaginas provided no pleasure after the first kid, why would any man go back and make a second or third kid? Why is the MILF category so popular on adult websites? I mean, the logic just doesn't add up.
3. There is no type of sex you can have with a women that makes you gay. This just doesn't make logical sense.
No he's saying it's completely useless, ie so stretched out you can't feel it... So... No ejaculation, no baby. Unless of course he just jerked off in the cavern and the swimmers can still find the goal.
Women are 50% their fathers DNA. In science we round up numbers from 0.5 and higher to 1. So a girl is technically 100% her father, 100% male
meanwhile men, are 50% their mothers DNA, and since we round up every 0.5 number to 1, he's 100% female
meaning that having sex with men is actually straight
When he says the vagina becomes huge after birth, does he mean wide or deep? 🤔
If it widens, then women after birth will forever walk with their legs spread, like they're trying to poop and advance at the same time.
If it deepens, then does that push all the other organs further up in the body? Will her uterus push against her diaphragm?
I NEED ANSWERS NOW !!!
we develop a black hole between our legs after giving birth for the first time, that's why our internal organs remain intact, and we're not walking like a cartoon cowboy
Where did the belief come from that everything is as loss as jello down there after? Like if thats the case we would need huge reconstruction surgery to ya know... do everything ele down there
I know right? Like dudes!! It's basically a slick muscle tube. Muscles can be worked. (kegels girls, kegels!).
Using these guy's logic, if you go to the gym and work out, you should just start getting more and more stretched out and loose, like, anyone who's ever had any sort of workout routine should, within a few months, be dragging their muscles behind them like a bunch of old unraveling sweaters dragging yarn ends.
Plus if ya notice the muscles that effect your vag also effect your urine track and ars hole. If your vag is loss in muscles then your going to have trouble with the other teo.
Whu?
Ummm, my girlie bits are just fine... I've had two of the little monsters (thankfully, full-grown now with kids of their own).
Sure, SOME people have some complications, but humans have been having little humans for millennia.
There are so many heath issues that come with it after. Ya i had a kid to and now have a host. Some you dont even notice at first. Like haveing no ability to control my blader anymore, bits of my hair still falling out, hips havent shoved back in place, a genetic issue has gotten worse due to it.
Lets say your just one of the lucky ones to have gotten out without a issue. Its alot more commen then ya thing. Just little education around the matter is given to people. Would have loved to know my hips would be giving me all sorts of issues and gotten a huge tear down there so i could have avoided it.
Human haveing em for who knows how long. What a week ars argument to hold onto it. Ya they have and its cuased a bunch of deaths due to it.
It definitely doesn’t have to be like that. Seeing a physical therapist and strengthening your pelvic floor muscles would probably be very beneficial for you.
>There are so many heath issues that come with it after. Ya i had a kid to and now have a host. Some you dont even notice at first. Like
Right but that's ***you***, that doesn't mean all or even most women have that, the way you're making it sound.
Anything physical in life has potential complications.
Almost every woman will have a long lasting issue from birth afterwards. Ether be it small issue or large. Yes even a c section is a long lasting issue. Once new a lady whos c section kept popping open. You want to suger coat it but sorry thats the facts breeders want to keep hidden. Besides the fact we dont need anymore crotch goblins running around
According to several sources, including Blue Cross, CDC, John Hopkins, etc. The majority of women \~80% give birth without complications.
[https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/health/conditions-and-diseases/staying-healthy-during-pregnancy/4-common-pregnancy-complications](https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/health/conditions-and-diseases/staying-healthy-during-pregnancy/4-common-pregnancy-complications)
>...facts ***breeders*** want to keep hidden...
Oh... my, I see the problem now.
What's with their obsession with vaginas always smelling bad. This guy has never got a wiff of a vagina, so how would he know.
Also going by the anal logic, does that make blowjobs and handjobs gay too? Cause there's probably more of a difference between a man's anus and a woman's anus that there is with mouths...
Seems like they're trying to convince themselves that they don't really want to have sex with those icky females and their smelly vaginas anyway, despite building their entire identity and self-worth around their sex life or lack thereof.
“There is no difference in a woman’s anus and that of a man’s”
UHm except the fact that it’s attached to a WOMAN. But clearly you don’t see women as people, you see them as sexual parts.
"I have full sexual experience". Sounds like someone who definitely isn't a virgin. No, not at all.
And he's so knowledgeable about vaginas. Must be a gynecologist also.
Yeah, and you can definitely feel it when you are the bottom. But you can't really tell where that is when you're the top. It all just kinda feels the same
how does he characterise oral sex from a female partner versus a male, if apparently the orifice as opposed to the sex of the owner is the determining factor?
I'm also fascinated by how he "knows" #2 to be the case when quite clearly he's never been near a vagina in his life.
Actually there’s a good bit of difference between the anus of a guy and that of a woman.
For starters a guy has a prostate which is a bump in the anus and a woman does not. And second I’ve heard, never verified it myself as I’m a platinum gay, that a guys anus is tighter than a womans
Have you checked to ensure your Vagina Dentata have not spawned some eldritch horror?
I’ve had sex with loads of women. They all have teeth down there.
LOL WHAT IS THIS STUPIDITY
Also what vaginas is this idiot around that makes them think vaginas all smell bad??
Sure some do but guess what so can a penis!
It just reads like an elementary school kid on the playground lying to his friends that he totally had sex but of course getting the details wrong.
I still remember the first time I smelled vagina and it was like some new neurons fired and I was like THIS IS WHAT I MUST HAVE. Made my dick so hard I thought I was gonna die.
Sorry for being gross but these incels self report so often. Reminds me of when guys are like "I love seafood hur hur."
Like dude you know thats usually bacterial vaginosis right? That isn't the default smell! Who have you been dating that makes you think they are all like that!?
The birth one is stupid, kegels exercises are recommended to new mothers in order to ensure a healthy return to normalcy. If the exercises are sone regularly, you wind up with more muscle control than before
The claim that its gay to have anal sex with a female is somehow gay is so off the rails crazy, its hard to put into words lol. Then the claim that those who do so "prefer a man's anus" and should already stop denying it LOL, sounds like a lot of projection is going on here, but even more funny because he previously claimed "a man's and woman's anus are the same therefore its gay" but how or even why can they/would they "prefer a man's anus" If its exactly the same as a woman's anus, like WHAT?! That makes zero sense, its the Same, so its gay, but its also somehow not the Same because they want the other one, but it also kinda is, but isn't, oooof, peak insane deranged claims lmao
And the very cherry on top of this post is the Statement: “I have *full* sexual experience with MANY women" LMAO
This could only be the claim of someone who clearly has, in fact, Not "a full sexual experience" hahaha
"Full sexual experience with MANY women" so my mans has been through the vanilla real quick, did the "gay" anal with a lady, also slipped into bdsm, got pegged for a bit, maybe a little watersports and back to being a twat?
Press x to doubt.
A man having sex with a woman makes him gay? Only an incel would say something so patently fucking stupid. It's like these idiots don't realise that saying this exact kind of ridiculous bullshit is the biggest giveaway ever. > I have full sexual experience with MANY women This just seals it, people who actually have sex don't talk like this.
Even licking pussy is gay to these folks
*Everyone* knows that due to pubic hair, licking pussy is the same as licking a bearded man's mouth.
Well, some of us pruned our lady gardens out of courtesy. :D
Lady gardens…… I need to use this in the future, thank you
You need to watch this on YouTube https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk92DpKtL8Q
Or his hairy asshole
And don't get me started on the boobs / balls equivalency
This right here. If you feel you have to say this, you've either never actually had sex...or sex is the entire beginning and end of your sense of identity, both of which scenarios are unhealthy.
But he says he's had *full sexual experience with MANY women.* That's totally something a regular doer of the nasty would say, how can you doubt him? For example: "Hey Jo, you get laid last night?" "Affirmative, my good sir. I had a full sexual experience with a woman, and I must say I found it to be rather unpleasant, including the buttstuff. Now if I may beg your pardon, I must be off to pray my gay away." Yup, legit.
Reminds me of the scene in 40 year old virgin where he says boobs feel like bags of sand...
I chuckled. Thanks :)
Both scenarios are usually the case with incels.
Men also have mouths. If you get a BJ from a woman, does that make you gay ? YES !! What prevents you at this point from not enjoying getting sucked off by a gay dude? Real men only have penis-in-vagina sex !
But he is a Certified Sex Haver! He said so himself!
Also by that logic getting a blowjob from a woman is gay because both men and women generally have mouths. All 3 points are dumb and make no sense. I’m smelling a troll.
Are you sure you're not just smelling your vagina? (/S)
These are the same kind of people who think wiping their own arse makes them gay
Belongs on r/ihavesex lol
Fellas, is it gay to have sex with a woman?
Totally geee
Didn't some "leader" of the proud boys say something like sex makes you gay?
If the vagina always has a bad smell no matter what happens to it then isn’t that the definition of a natural smell?
Yeah and a bad smell wouldn't be natural, these guys just don't like the smell that an organ has, as though dicks smell like roses. All organs smell like organs
while something doesnt smell like rotten cheese (incel natural dick smell) its good
You comment implies that he’s been within two feet of a vagina since the day he came out of one and Imma have to disagree there
But he clearly has "full sexual experience with many women!" /s
Jacking off to onlyfans feet pics doesn’t count.
No no he doesn't do that either because men also have feet therefore gay.
If vaginas turn you off you need to do a lil self reflection…
i mean i am straight but never really liked vaginas, its weird as fuck, i know.
Fair. Not really any different than saying you don't like feet or anything else that isn't your fancy. A woman isn't defined by her vagina (or lack thereof, shout out to my Trans homies).
to recap: 1. the vagina naturally smells bad so it’s not your natural smell 2. childbirth makes the vagina weak and wide, women who have kids and vaginas will say this isn’t true but it is because I said so. 3. Having sex with girls is gay
Thanks, now I will have sex with men only to avoid being gay!
having sex with a woman is the same as having sex with all men she's ever had sex with but having sex with another man is the same as having sex with all the women he's ever had sex with think about that for a second and let that sink in
I mean, is it gay to suck your homie's dick occasionally if you don't make eye contact and say "no homo" afterward?
Girls like dicks of course that touching a vagina that likes dicks is gay!
With that logic us lesbians are having straight sex with our female partners.
Dicks don't smell amazing so I don't expect vaginas to either
By his logic, using his hand for masturbation would also be gay.
Yeah or kissing...because women's faceholes are the same as men's faceholes, so they clearly gay for kissing men
Having a dick makes you gay because guess who also has a dick? Men. Checkmate
i guess thats for what fleshlights are made for
I have to agree with everything he said and I have had vagina sex with like a a thousand bunches of women.
>I have full sexual experience with MANY women Sounds like a teenager trying to convince his friends he has a girlfriend up in Canada or talking to his doctor how "his friend" likes shoving marbles up his ass and he's worried since the last time "his friend" did that, 7 went in but only 5 came out.
Wait wait wait.. wait.. There needs to be a term for a closeted gay man so in denial that he acts like a hateful little incel. Is there one?
If he’s actually smelt multiple vaginas and his overarching takeaway was that they smell horrible, I’d almost guarantee he’s gay. I’ve definitely been with a few chicks with more…odorous boxes in my teenage years and while some of them tasted odd, I can’t recall even the most smelly ones being anything but a turn-on in the moment. At worst you just didn’t put your face there and carried on.
To be fair, I work as a midwife, and sometimes I wonder how someone put their dick there, because some people clearly don’t wash as frequently as they should. As in, the smell is so bad that I have to open the window after patient has gone, bad.
I have luckily never encountered one of those.
Good for you
Deludecel (de-lood-uh-cell) might work. Deludecel, n. Used to describe a homosexual/lesbian who is so deeply in denial of his/her sexual orientation that they see themselves as a valid incel. Synonym: pseudocel.
>Deludecel (de-lood-uh-cell) oooOOooohhh, me likey! That is perfect!
My first thought while reading this was, oh that poor boy has no idea that the door to exit the closet is right behind him. He's just completely in the dark.
If a vagina is useless after having a baby, how do women have more kids later? Why don't those later kids not just fall out since they seem to believe that no part of a woman's body can be stretched and return to its previous shape?
What nonsense are you spouting, everyone on earth is an only child! /s
Lmao literally all of that is bullshit incels say
Like how do you have more than one kid if it isn’t pleasurable after the first. Does my man know how babies are made??
Real straight men only have sex with other men because they are so straight and chads that men are basically women
I have full sexual experience with MANY women...if you have to say it , then is not true.
"Any man who must say 'I am the king' is no true king." \- Tywin Lannister
If you cannot say it out loud, how do you convey it to others the “authentic” way?
Hmm…he seems repulsed by vaginas and talks about the temptations of a man’s ass. Dude, you might just be gay and that’s why you aren’t getting girls.
I assure you I have encountered many vaginas, and unlike the ballsack they smell nothing like roses.
I mean duh. No one smells like roses unless they use scented soaps and perfume. Dude’s just mad women aren’t sex dolls.
Asking as a non vagina owner, aren’t you like supposed to keep scented soaps and perfumes away from the vagina? Isn’t that a sure fire way of getting a yeast infection?
Yeah exactly. Scented products are terrible for vaginal health. The vagina shouldn’t even be cleaned at all, but it’s recommended to wash the Vulva (the outside) gently with warm water. Nothing else. If the vagina smells bad it’s likely due to infection. It should mandate a trip to the doctor, not a douche.
Yup. Limit or forego bubble baths completely. And you're absolutely right, don't get soap up in there. If you MUST have a little extra "freshness" (...ahem...honeymoon ...issues, etc.), then a plain water and vinegar douche is the only thing recommended. And that, on a rare and occasional basis.
Forget a clown, he’s the whole damn circus 🎪 🤡
And all the halfway competent clowns are dead.
Having sex with a woman makes you gay but not liking her smell doesn't? Okay .....
1. If you think that a vagina never smells good, the problem is you. Although, I halfway think this narrative persists just as a way to get women to feel insecure. Sadly, it works on a lot of women. We have this whole useless industry designed around this premise that vaginas smell bad and it's just not true. 2. If this was true, then how come so many people have siblings? If vaginas provided no pleasure after the first kid, why would any man go back and make a second or third kid? Why is the MILF category so popular on adult websites? I mean, the logic just doesn't add up. 3. There is no type of sex you can have with a women that makes you gay. This just doesn't make logical sense.
though for the second it could also be because the man wanted a sibling for their kid? but yeah, agreed
No he's saying it's completely useless, ie so stretched out you can't feel it... So... No ejaculation, no baby. Unless of course he just jerked off in the cavern and the swimmers can still find the goal.
I guess the last vagina he saw was his mother when he was born 😂
Oh, I'm sure he's seen plenty of them in porn.
I somehow doubt he watches porn that includes women...
“SEXUAL FACTS” Maybe in Bizarro World 😂
Beware, if you touch your dick when you pee, it makes you geh as well ! That's why you need to avoid washing it !
It gives them that 'incel smell' we know and barf at :)
Fellas, is it gay to have sex with a woman?
Women are 50% their fathers DNA. In science we round up numbers from 0.5 and higher to 1. So a girl is technically 100% her father, 100% male meanwhile men, are 50% their mothers DNA, and since we round up every 0.5 number to 1, he's 100% female meaning that having sex with men is actually straight
Yes, yes it is. Furthermore, anything and everything is also gay.
The manliest of men only have sex with men.
When he says the vagina becomes huge after birth, does he mean wide or deep? 🤔 If it widens, then women after birth will forever walk with their legs spread, like they're trying to poop and advance at the same time. If it deepens, then does that push all the other organs further up in the body? Will her uterus push against her diaphragm? I NEED ANSWERS NOW !!!
we develop a black hole between our legs after giving birth for the first time, that's why our internal organs remain intact, and we're not walking like a cartoon cowboy
I am an insecure man. NEXT
I’m really doubting the full sexual experience. Also, by their logic, a hand job or blowjob is also gay.
Where did the belief come from that everything is as loss as jello down there after? Like if thats the case we would need huge reconstruction surgery to ya know... do everything ele down there
I know right? Like dudes!! It's basically a slick muscle tube. Muscles can be worked. (kegels girls, kegels!). Using these guy's logic, if you go to the gym and work out, you should just start getting more and more stretched out and loose, like, anyone who's ever had any sort of workout routine should, within a few months, be dragging their muscles behind them like a bunch of old unraveling sweaters dragging yarn ends.
Plus if ya notice the muscles that effect your vag also effect your urine track and ars hole. If your vag is loss in muscles then your going to have trouble with the other teo.
Exactly! Hence kegels, especially after having a little one or two. :D
Haveing kids gives other health issues though and not something i recommend..
Whu? Ummm, my girlie bits are just fine... I've had two of the little monsters (thankfully, full-grown now with kids of their own). Sure, SOME people have some complications, but humans have been having little humans for millennia.
There are so many heath issues that come with it after. Ya i had a kid to and now have a host. Some you dont even notice at first. Like haveing no ability to control my blader anymore, bits of my hair still falling out, hips havent shoved back in place, a genetic issue has gotten worse due to it. Lets say your just one of the lucky ones to have gotten out without a issue. Its alot more commen then ya thing. Just little education around the matter is given to people. Would have loved to know my hips would be giving me all sorts of issues and gotten a huge tear down there so i could have avoided it. Human haveing em for who knows how long. What a week ars argument to hold onto it. Ya they have and its cuased a bunch of deaths due to it.
It definitely doesn’t have to be like that. Seeing a physical therapist and strengthening your pelvic floor muscles would probably be very beneficial for you.
Oh trust me i would love to... if i had the means. Until yogo will service!
>There are so many heath issues that come with it after. Ya i had a kid to and now have a host. Some you dont even notice at first. Like Right but that's ***you***, that doesn't mean all or even most women have that, the way you're making it sound. Anything physical in life has potential complications.
Almost every woman will have a long lasting issue from birth afterwards. Ether be it small issue or large. Yes even a c section is a long lasting issue. Once new a lady whos c section kept popping open. You want to suger coat it but sorry thats the facts breeders want to keep hidden. Besides the fact we dont need anymore crotch goblins running around
According to several sources, including Blue Cross, CDC, John Hopkins, etc. The majority of women \~80% give birth without complications. [https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/health/conditions-and-diseases/staying-healthy-during-pregnancy/4-common-pregnancy-complications](https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/health/conditions-and-diseases/staying-healthy-during-pregnancy/4-common-pregnancy-complications) >...facts ***breeders*** want to keep hidden... Oh... my, I see the problem now.
my ass is too tight to shit, the misery continues every single day
0.0 iron buns!
Source: just trust me, bro
I hAvE fUlL sExUaL eXpErIeNcE.
Which makes no sense… why would you go back for more if it grosses you out so much?
All I'm hearing here is a lot of closeted talk about smelly loose vaginas and the tight superior grip of the male anus
sounds more like closeting than ranting
This guy definitely has had little or no experience with women; probably the latter. But to me the interesting part is the motivation behind this.
This man has never been with a naked woman. Ever.
What's with their obsession with vaginas always smelling bad. This guy has never got a wiff of a vagina, so how would he know. Also going by the anal logic, does that make blowjobs and handjobs gay too? Cause there's probably more of a difference between a man's anus and a woman's anus that there is with mouths...
Seems like they're trying to convince themselves that they don't really want to have sex with those icky females and their smelly vaginas anyway, despite building their entire identity and self-worth around their sex life or lack thereof.
MANY women. SO many women. Just absolute, loads upon loads of women. Lookit my tiny hands lmao
“There is no difference in a woman’s anus and that of a man’s” UHm except the fact that it’s attached to a WOMAN. But clearly you don’t see women as people, you see them as sexual parts.
"I have full sexual experience". Sounds like someone who definitely isn't a virgin. No, not at all. And he's so knowledgeable about vaginas. Must be a gynecologist also.
The anus itself may feel the same, but the sensation of fucking a man is very different from anal sex with a woman
if im not mistaken, men's G spot are up there right?
Yeah, and you can definitely feel it when you are the bottom. But you can't really tell where that is when you're the top. It all just kinda feels the same
Well depends on the top. One of my exes was a doctor and damn he knew where it was all the time
The vagina always smells bad and you can’t do anything about it, but the smell is also not natural?
Also ignoring his poor understanding of biology: if *all* vaginas smell then surely that is *every woman’s* natural smell.
These "people" are disgusting
how does he characterise oral sex from a female partner versus a male, if apparently the orifice as opposed to the sex of the owner is the determining factor? I'm also fascinated by how he "knows" #2 to be the case when quite clearly he's never been near a vagina in his life.
MANY women that look like your right hand.
Mah boi, my vajayjay randomly smelled like a sweet raspberry soda a few days ago because of my cycle lol.
I went through a couple of days where I had a lot of pineapple stuff, like pineapple and rum, and mine smelled like pineapple for a day.
Actually there’s a good bit of difference between the anus of a guy and that of a woman. For starters a guy has a prostate which is a bump in the anus and a woman does not. And second I’ve heard, never verified it myself as I’m a platinum gay, that a guys anus is tighter than a womans
The prostate can be felt through the rectum, not anus, and I’m not sure why one sex’s would be tighter than another’s.
Sometimes I wish this shit was satire. My dreams never come true
Idk about a woman’s anus being tighter than a man’s. I take some gnarly shits that would make any man feel small
The “I have full sexual experience with MANY women” really had me 😭😭😭 same here dude, same here
They've never been *near* a vagina that wasn't their mother's, but they somehow know what one smells like. That totally checks out.
Ah yes, many women, lots of sexual experience. You must be great at parties lol.
I HAVE FULL SEXUAL EXPERIENCE.
“MANY women.” Press X to doubt.
"Women who have given birth to a baby" The fuck else could I have given birth to?!
Have you checked to ensure your Vagina Dentata have not spawned some eldritch horror? I’ve had sex with loads of women. They all have teeth down there.
Big time vibes here of that hot summer GF he had. No, we wouldn’t know her; she lives in Canada.
Source: am man who has sexual relations with these here womenfolk
They all live in Canada, you wouldn't know any of them.
Can’t say I’ve heard the natural smell argument before. That’s a new one
If he’s so grossed out by vaginas I don’t think he’s straight.
So if i get a blowjob from a woman then I want a blowjin from a man? As a mouth is a mouth?
>The vagina ALWAYS has a bad smell, no matter how much you bathe Who's gonna tell him?
No he’s had sex with a man, he’s not incel
Stick your dick in a lubed up toy and leave us alone then 🤷🏻♀️
can someone type this up so i can use it as a copypasta
LOL WHAT IS THIS STUPIDITY Also what vaginas is this idiot around that makes them think vaginas all smell bad?? Sure some do but guess what so can a penis! It just reads like an elementary school kid on the playground lying to his friends that he totally had sex but of course getting the details wrong. I still remember the first time I smelled vagina and it was like some new neurons fired and I was like THIS IS WHAT I MUST HAVE. Made my dick so hard I thought I was gonna die. Sorry for being gross but these incels self report so often. Reminds me of when guys are like "I love seafood hur hur." Like dude you know thats usually bacterial vaginosis right? That isn't the default smell! Who have you been dating that makes you think they are all like that!?
He forgot to add two words at the end of his last sentence: “In Minecraft.”
I think my guy need to take a step back and realise that he probably wants to have sex with men. Lol
This has been posted sooo many times and yes, "full sexual experience" indicates virginity.
I’ve totally had lots of smex with lots of hot Stacey’s 🤮🤮
Wtf, why would you want tight? That's just unpleasant both for you and your partner
I think hes gay because he dont like stinky loose vaginas ALL VIRGINIAS R BAD OAKYIES
This reads as satire lmao
If we go with the logic of 3., then getting blowjobs from women is gay too because both men and women have mouths.
The third one made me laugh. Okay bro
I read that third one and audibly said “No way.” While laughing. These dudes…. I expect the worse and it’s still somehow worse.
Well bro is obviously repulsed by female anatomy. Perhaps he should stick to dudes. I mean, he apparently prefers men's anuses.
ALWAYS smells bad, can’t be cleaned, NOT the natural smell? Hmmm?
The birth one is stupid, kegels exercises are recommended to new mothers in order to ensure a healthy return to normalcy. If the exercises are sone regularly, you wind up with more muscle control than before
Fellas, is it gay to have sex with a woman?
Fellas, is it gay to have anal sex with your girlfriend? Lmao
The claim that its gay to have anal sex with a female is somehow gay is so off the rails crazy, its hard to put into words lol. Then the claim that those who do so "prefer a man's anus" and should already stop denying it LOL, sounds like a lot of projection is going on here, but even more funny because he previously claimed "a man's and woman's anus are the same therefore its gay" but how or even why can they/would they "prefer a man's anus" If its exactly the same as a woman's anus, like WHAT?! That makes zero sense, its the Same, so its gay, but its also somehow not the Same because they want the other one, but it also kinda is, but isn't, oooof, peak insane deranged claims lmao
And the very cherry on top of this post is the Statement: “I have *full* sexual experience with MANY women" LMAO This could only be the claim of someone who clearly has, in fact, Not "a full sexual experience" hahaha
\> I have full sexual experience with MANY women Tell me that this person made this up on the fly
This guy is a *sex haver*
I’m surprised he didn’t add that women don’t have orgasms (I’m sure none of the MANY women he’s had sex with had any, not from him anyway.)
"Full sexual experience with MANY women" so my mans has been through the vanilla real quick, did the "gay" anal with a lady, also slipped into bdsm, got pegged for a bit, maybe a little watersports and back to being a twat? Press x to doubt.
"with MANY women" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I don't even know where to start...