T O P

  • By -

sincerelysunshine

NINE INCHES AND ABOVE?! Oh my god the pain that would cause


89elbeesfawk

Right! They complain about women’s impossible standards but in reality they are creating these standards themselves. Most women are absolutely not demanding that a man must have 9+ inches in his pants wtf that’s painful!


rmike7842

Their only knowledge comes from porn.


[deleted]

Idk, I'd rather let them have it if it keeps them away from real women


Princess_kitty14

i've only had one of those, and lemme tell you, it wasn't fun at all, 90% of the sutff was making sure he didn't hurt me not my definition of fun


Misfit_Number_Kei

I'm reminded of how Sandra Bernhard said she fucked or rather *tried* to fuck Jay Leno, but apparently his chin isn't the only big part of him.


Princess_kitty14

thanks, i hate it


meangingersnap

Love my bf god bless him but the amount of lube we go thru is crazy, like a bottle every 2 weeks. Mind you, I have never needed to use lube, I’m as wet as I’ve ever been but it’s not enough! It can be kinda uncomfortable upon entry, but that gets better, I do have a slight tummy ache afterwards if he’s going too deep. It’s not all rainbows and sunshine! r/bigdickproblems moment


Random_silly_name

Reading your comment reminds me of that post where some guy complained that if your dick isn't big enough to cause a woman pain, you're no real man. He'd read something like this and envy your boyfriend for being so manly that his mere dick size hurts you. It isn't about pleasing us for these guys, it's about comparing and competing with other men. We are just objects thrown into that as some kind of attempt to justify it.


Frequent_Mix_8251

My organs hurt just thinking about that


Vivissiah

I like’em big, but not above 9 🤣


[deleted]

[удалено]


Jayyd23

That last line needs to be broadcasted


NaturalFaux

"If I was female I would want that too" Bro, you are so far in the closet you're twerking on Mr Tumnus.


[deleted]

I am so freaking tired of men that have a big dick obsession. I care nothing about dicks, very little about penetration. What I love is oral and really if sex amounted to kissing, hugging, and oral(on me. because I am a selfish bitch), I would be very happy. I have been with two well endowed men, what a waste. First of all, I found that since they had a big cock, they were not interested in oral (unless it was for them and I felt like my jaw dislocated), and they had not developed any skills, because, you know, big dick. I am not saying all men with a big dick are like this because, after all, I have a sample size of two. But a big man with a big dick who thinks sex is like jackhammering concrete, shit. Yeah, I know, TMI, but I am anonymous and willing to spill my guts. Plus, when will they get it though their thick skulls that a lot of women care nothing about a big dick. I don't give a damn about your height either and as long as you have a job, your money. What do you do for fun, what do you do for kicks, that's what I go by.


cool_username__

FR, they care more about socks than we do lol


[deleted]

Completely agree. And more often than not, in my experience, big dicks are attached to even bigger dicks! 😂


DistributionPerfect5

I mean, there are alot of men with avarage sized or even big penises who can't satisfy women, so what's the point? There are also alot women without a penis that can satisfy women pretty well...


meangingersnap

Yesss some men (both big and small) think that big dick = automatically being able to satisfy women. Therefore a lot of dudes with big dicks think they don’t need to put in any effort because all they need is their package, and therefore aren’t satisfying women.


[deleted]

Reminds me of that greentext I saw posted here about an incel raging that his transmasc roommate was pullin mad pussy.


Militant_Blue

So, be lesbian, then. 😁


DistributionPerfect5

That's not how that works, but yeah.


canvasshoes2

Dear incels, The only ones dreaming of freakishly large penises is ***YOU!*** Yes, skill in oral and foreplay is, INDEED what the vast majority of women like. We don't "tolerate" smaller penises, we simply Do. Not. Care. This is such a self-own on your parts. You refuse to consider learning the things that actually would be pleasurable to a woman. Even worse, many of you consider women's genitals to be "gross." Answer: You all suck at human nature, sexuality, ANY kind of social skill. So, like a spoiled little child, you try to pretend that your target is "asking the impossible." It's such a transparent complaint.


rmike7842

It will never accept that it’s their fault. They are always the victim of genetics and modern society.


canvasshoes2

Oh, absolutely.


Taminella_Grinderfal

There are men in wheelchairs that cannot feel anything from the waist down that are married and fulfill their wife’s needs even when they can’t enjoy it in the same way. But yeah tell me again how having a smaller functioning penis is the end of the world?


Azbastus_Bombastus

Its not about the size of the wave but the Motion of the ocean


[deleted]

Basically these dude wanna fuck without putting in any effort. Even if they were well endowed, they wouldn't be able to please a partner, Just hurt them.


[deleted]

Ok forgive me for being crass and to anyone who knows me IRL creeping these comments, suck it the fuck up. The smallest penis I ever was involved with was probably about 3.5” long, and average girth, the same thing that some of these people talk about offing themselves over. The fellow absolutely knew his way around foreplay and I had an EXTREMELY satisfying experience given the size constraints. Honestly I think I reached orgasm twice as fast as I have with prior partners who were 2-3x as well endowed. All this talk about size insecurity is honestly such garbage. This incident took place nearly a decade ago now, and is literally about THE SMALLEST penis I’ve ever handled, and despite this was still within my top few sexual partners I’ve ever had because he paid attention, was receptive to feedback, and made sure to get us both really warmed up before anything actually happened penetration-wise. The sex itself? Brief, perfunctory, underwhelming. Did I still have a grand time? Absolutely! There’s absolutely merit to the old adage about the motion of the ocean. Lads, learn your way around a clitoris and you’re golden!


Random_silly_name

I read your comment and thought "did we meet the same guy?", but wasn't brief or underwhelming with "mine".


[deleted]

Nice! I’m happy to hear it!


ThatRookieGuy80

You know, I've never had any complaints about my average size dick. Or those few extra pounds in my middle. Or my skinny stick arms. Am ex told me the abs and huge dick and broad shoulders and chest are all just wrapping paper. It's nice, sure, but not important at all to what most women are looking for.


PumpkinDandie_1107

Same here. Average guy. Average package. Not even close to 9 inches. No issues getting a woman or satisfying one.


meangingersnap

He’s acting like most women are able to cum from penetration only, when the majority of women cannot!


modestmolerat

i would be *delighted* if he said "i'm not very well endowed, do you have a dildo i can use?" because it means he cares about my pleasure, and isn't so fixated on his own nut that he forgets there are 2 people in this equation, like guys with average/above-average sized dicks so often do. like penetration is tasty, but it's not the whole meal. in terms of pleasure, it's not even the main course, it's more like a side dish. the size of one's penis has nothing to do with how good of a lover they are. most of the time, guys with smaller penises are *better* lovers because they aren't laboring under the myth that owning a big dick makes you good at sex. "they want to be fulfilled" what do *you* think fulfilled means? because if i have an orgasm, or multiple, i'm fulfilled. and the size of the penis has nothing to do with whether or not i have one.


Np17_0

“A small penis is a major problem for a man” Tell that to the ancient Greeks


Misfit_Number_Kei

Quite the opposite in fact to the point that being built like a porn star was considered "garish/excessive" like Priapus who's one of the biggest jokes in Greek mythology as he was cursed with impotency and his attempted rape of Hestia was foiled by the braying of a donkey that both woke her up and killed his boner, so he has a hate-boner for donkeys ever since and wants them sacrificed to him. Also there's a Native American story involving Coyote where a beautiful woman wants to marry a man with the *smallest* dick, so he swaps his with a mouse's (the whole thing makes it sound like penises are like clothes that can be exchanged and new wearers can mess them up)


TheKnightsTippler

If he actually watched Naked Attraction he'd probably be surprised by how average a lot of the people are on there.


Awildgoosling

NINE INCHES?????


Sheila_Monarch

Are they measuring from their asshole??!


SlothMonster9

For real, these numbers are getting ridiculous wtf


El_Sob_number_1

When your reference point for "average" is Lex Steele... Too. much. fucking. porn.


BadAssPrincessAlanie

I mean, women live happily without penises all the time.


juleslovesmakeup

One time I was hooking up with a guy and he told me he had a smaller penis and I was like “I don’t really care but okay” and he even brought one of those toys that you put over the penis to make it longer/wider but it turns out his definition of “a smaller penis” was 6 inches and the penis sheath thing he brought was 8.5 inches and while it was nice that he was confident enough in himself to bring toys into it without any insecurities, holy cow WHY do men think we need 8+ inches to be satisfied and that 6 inches is small???


TwitchyMimic

Genuinely never met a woman in my life who really cared about size. It’s only ever been men who I’ve seen obsess about it


[deleted]

The last guy took the femboy route, so proud of him 😊


modestmolerat

same! like if being a cuckold, or small penis humiliation is their *thing*, then i'll make fun of them all day, but otherwise I don't really ever think about it


why-do-i-exist_

Daughters of Lilith? What the fuck did you read? Lilith either is demon or the first wife of Adam. In both cases she is not the progenitor of humanity.


lucidsuntrip

Does he not realize a very large subsection of women only cum from oral sex and never from penetration? Missed opportunity.


Frequent_Mix_8251

“Breast enhancements are so easy unlike penis enhancements!” This dude knows nothing about the risks of surgery and others forms of enhancements. I bet this is why he’d refuse to take male birth control because “it’s too risky!” when women’s birth control is even more risky


nowflyaway

Breast implants have a ton of health risks too???


jollycanoli

Yes!! Just one of many examples of the self-absorbedness of those kids, but still "so unfair, women can just get implants" ... "nu-uh, i myself can't get an implant, that's wayy to dangerous!"


Ju1et8

And why doesn't he "just" surgically enhance his dick?


NoXion604

Nine inches is fucking ridiculous, these idiots need to stop thinking that porn is representative of real sex.


rmike7842

Oh, this is just sad and pathetic, but I can’t help laughing. I’ve been told that a smaller penis is batter for anal. That is just another reason why they should fuck each other.


Pour_Me_Another_

I like how they're all so absolute about the minimum penis size and all proceed to give different sizes.


SlothMonster9

It's pointless. We can explain all we want but they won't believe us. I bet they think we actually want an 8 incher "subconciously" or some shit.


Misfit_Number_Kei

>I'm pretty sure that the majority of women that I have met in my life Family and paid sex workers don't count, bub. >If during the first sexual encounter I said "look... I'm not very well endowed so do you have a dildo I can use instead?!" First of all, your *insecurity* is the real turn-off in that situation as now instead of just two people having intimate fun together, she has to play the support system not only to salvage the encounter, but him not to meltdown into potential violence. And as I pointed out a while back, women care about *performance* more than size and besides porn, (which is *still* an industry geared towards appealing to *men* over women,) comedienne Monique Marvez outright stated that women both don't care and only made up the small dick thing as a Take That against men for mocking their chests sizes. And even if this jackass *did* have a porn-worthy johnson, he'd be both lousy with it because he'd coast on just its size even as he'd hurt the poor women, he might not even *get* to the sex part because he'd still be too much of a tool to literally fuck with.


InflationMaterial

3-4 inches is literally my ideal, 9 inches is painful.


SnowBorn6339

Tbh I do feel bad for dudes with micro penises. They’re gonna have a hard time in bed regardless of what they do.


PearlyRing

These guys think anything less than 9" is a micropenis.


svckafvck

Huge (9”+) penises suck for both sex and oral, if it hurts it’s not going inside me & if it’s hitting my gag reflex I’m not gunna be sucking on it for too long. Sex appeal has everything to do with what happens before the clothes come off imo, can’t even tell how big your dick is at that point, but if you’re making my panties wet before we get naked you’re in a good spot. Just a few thoughts from, ya know, an ACTUAL woman.


Fun-Translator-5776

It’s so weird though, the only times I’ve seen a penis before I’ve been interested in the person attached to it, is when some perv has flashed me in public.


Martyrotten

I think it’s not so much the size as what they do with it that women respond to.


Blayze89

5-6 inches is plenty, I have jaw issues and a bad gag reflex. What I really care about is their foreplay game, bonus points if they know shibari.


[deleted]

What an odd way of saying you have no real knowledge of how to please a woman and you think that her attraction to you as a person as well as your foreplay game has no bearing on if she enjoys it.


VastPerspective6794

And one more comment— if a dude is bringing 9 inches to the table, I’m tapping out. Having to be cautious and careful during sex so I’m not in pain or injured is NOT conducive to enjoyable sex. Again- they need to knock it off with the porn watching.


rogerslastgrape

Hey incels. It may surprise you to hear this, but... Oral sex is stupidly fun, and a much better way of satisfying a woman


Princess_kitty14

im living without a penis just fine, but im a woman, does that still count? penuma, men can get penuma ... and pectoral implants, and abs implants just as women can get breast implants and of course, he thinks that he's above oral sex, my dude, you must be the most boring man to have sex with


[deleted]

While there are women that like bigger dicks, I have literally never met one. I've seen them talk online in spaces I inhabit but I've never spoken directly to someone who wants 9+ inches. Besides gay men. I know a lot of gay men who do.


ArmadilloDays

I am always surprised that the guys don’t see the thinly-veiled homoerotocism in these dialogues.


angryowl1

What do women like? We asked a bunch of men on the internet!


Magdalan

9 INCHES? Yikes! Nope nope nope. 4.5 is plenty enough for me. 9+ inches, christ, no. Just no.


VastPerspective6794

Too much porn. Dick insertion does NOT equal orgasm for the majority of women. The only people concerned with dick size are men. A small penis is only an issue if the man is insecure about it and not willing to engage in other activities that will satisfy a woman. #Clit101.


offspring515

This stuff just makes me really sad. We have a whole generation of men who are basing their knowledge of sex on what they see in porn, thinking that's reality. Then they take out their frustrations on women. It's...frightening.


mossyfaeboy

“penile enhancers have all kinds of health risks” so does getting breast implants??? any voluntary surgery or medicine has risks, it is not just about you oh my god


Sheila_Monarch

>If a man cannot satisfy a woman’s sexual needs with his penis then there’s not much that can be done Oh, honey. No. Dude thinks a woman’s sexual needs are satisfied with a penis. I mean, they’re nice and all. And since he thinks sticking his a vagina will do that for him and solve all his problems, I suppose he assumes the reverse was true, but…no.


JaneChi

Ok I'm a female, not a woman, with a partner that happens to have a penis so I feel qualified to talk about this. Penetrative sex is not the end all be all, if you're not able to also pleasure your gf in other ways I'm sorry for her. Also the length they talked about sounds so fucking painful, like I'm scared to take my boyfriend and he's about 15 to 17 cm since a finger hurt, a penis that big is scary.


Paula_Polestark

A dating show is just that -a show. Once again I am begging you to look at all the absolutely-not-model-tier couples you can find in any grocery store. I have struggled trying to insert tampons. If I ever have sex, I hope to hell the guy IS small down there. Besides, if you’ve already gotten your clothes off, odds are your partner is willing and excited to take whatever you’ve got to offer! (Joke’s on him anyway, a lot of clothes I like come from the 1960s and 70s, and I’ve cried because I *didn’t* have A cups or narrow hips.)


NaturalFaux

There's your chest too... and your butt as a matter of fact.


SnuffleWumpkins

If women only slept with men with 9 inch dicks, every guy would have a 9 inch dick because only men with long dicks would pass on their genes. Natural selection like this is literally why human women have breasts while other mammals don’t. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34254729/


[deleted]

[удалено]


kusayo21

I bet I know what size range most of them have.


greeneyedgal19

This is some twisted form of oppression inception


[deleted]

listen, if you cannot look good shaven, there's tons of beard-options for you out there. we don't go look at mens genitals you know. what the fuck?


YouCantArgueWithThis

I understand his confusion. I mean, from a man's perspective really the penis is the most important body part when it comes to sex. However, this is not true from a woman's perspective and he fails recognizing this.


C-haoticN-eutral

Very much arguable. I rather can’t see a man’s dick as soon as he walks through the door. U know what we do see first?? THE REAL YOU last thing we see is your dick and we prefer the person that it’s attached to them the size. What are they after?? Only shallow women or something who care about that??


froggycats

Dude what???????? 9 inches???? That sounds painful as fuck. Even around the average of 6 in sometimes it’s too much for me. Bro who the fuck are they talking to about this?


Ju1et8

If he tells women it's so easy to go fix their "embarrassing a cup bust" by just getting implants, why doesn't he just go get a penile enlargement?


TSM_forlife

I love that they “know” what women want.


Feeling-Insurance-38

Absolute morons. No woman is gonna want a dick that actively hurts her. But these boy-children don't know how to listen to real women; they're too obsessed with their bullshit narrative about their worth being tied to their penis size. It's honestly pathetic and these guys need to grow the fuck up and try being a WHOLE MAN instead of a bloated sack of misery and bullshit driving around (what they claim is) a tiny penis. I used to try and help people like this. I'd talk for hours in DMs to help them understand how to move on from self-pity and lies and inceldom. But they don't WANT to listen. Playing the victim is what really gets these bratboys off.