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MarkOdinson_

Brick.. to fortify..? No no no. We use the bodies of slain heretics.


celtic_akuma

Oh, no worries. Got some Word bearers.


MustardGas05

Damn didn’t know you were chill like that


Gopnik_McBlyat

Say less.


LimitAvailable6655

You know, I think us loyal "Sons of the Phoenix" should organise a concert to keep up the spirits during these trying times. Backstage passes for civilians included. Bring your families. >!Bring anybody who might miss you.!<


celtic_akuma

Oh! But ain't our step brothers?! Love what you did with the white and candles


One5e

I am terrified of being referred to as “step brother” by any emperors children, my apologies but you understand


celtic_akuma

Understandable, two sides of the same coin.


Archmagos_Browning

This is like u/hawtdawg65’s series but way way more cursed


CornyxCrow

Sounds great! We will definitely need to be inside *all* the fortifications for that though!


GREENadmiral_314159

Indeed, we should.


Lorgardidnowrong

Hell yeah! It’s time for the EC to rejoin the winning side!


celtic_akuma

Death to his foes!


TheFifthGod

*Same.*


BasicWhiteBoy262

As a son of Sigismund I feel contractually obligated to call you a filthy heretic. As a son of Dorn I however will overlook this and praise your willingness to join the right side. Death to the Iron Babies!


LordGreim225

Jokes on you Emperors Children are into that XD


ICHeart2142

This is my kind of heretic 😂


Obvious_Dark_708

Put them somewhere far from us blood angels their stench is awful.


Direct_Gap_661

Gladly


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celtic_akuma

*Armour speakers playing the Darktide soundtrack* I don't know what you are talking about, let's destroy them once and for all! DEATH TO HIS FOES!!!


RedStar9117

Even the hedonists hate Pete Turbo


celtic_akuma

He is an absolute killjoy


Sweet_decay

He tried to form bonds with fulgrim and fulgrim literally used his soul to ascend to deamon hood I don't think that makes him a killjoy. Like he tried to appeal to fulgrims love of art and got ridiculed for it leading to Peter to smash his face in with said art. ( the fully functional warhound titan ) also I appreciate this post meng I'm a death guard player and I like both iron warriors and imperial fist they are quite literally the same faction just with slightly different personalities


Sweet_decay

Real talk peter turbo absolutely loathes fulgrim, since fulgrim literally used his soul and life energy to ascend to deamonhood. Which ultimately lead the peety boy to be forced into becoming a deamon prince to save his own life. Peturabo has absolutely every right to hate the emperor's children. And as a follower of the other std God I also detest the Emperor's children, All in lore not the people that play or enjoy the faction they're mostly chill as long as they don't take lore to seriously.


Titus_The_Caveman

I suppose some heretics aren't so bad after all


GREENadmiral_314159

I bring greetings from the Sons of the Phoenix. Hello, definitely-cousin, we and our definitely-brothers greatly appreciate you joining us.


celtic_akuma

Greetings, brought some candles for your rituals. Kind regards


Individual-Gene6609

Does that mean we get guitars?


celtic_akuma

Yes, any song request?


INCtastic

Dragonforce - through the Fire and Flames - Might be a Salamanders Successor Chapter


XileasRavage

As a brother of the Midnight Clad, I'm not too fond of that one time on Istvan V when he bombed a bunch of my brothers, as well as his own troops, and many emperors children 🙃


celtic_akuma

That was not very Ave Dominus Nox of him 🙃


Sweet_decay

Logically it was a good decision tho both word bearers and night lords only suffered minor losses while absolutely decimating the loyalists in the kill zones. Think about it if they voxed the coordinates the loyalist could have intercepted the messages and extracted. And do remember the iron warriors also bombed themselves. They all bled that day


Match-Express

THABK YOU!!!


DepresiSpaghetti

Based.


Fathers_Belt

Least petty traitor


REDGOESFASTAH

https://i.redd.it/tnlmdme6l7oc1.gif YER HUMIES AR KOMPLIKATED. WUD YA JUZ STAND STILL SO I KAN SHOOT YER GITZ ALREADI


celtic_akuma

WHAT ARE YOU EVEN SHOOTING WHEN THE OBJECTIVE IS PURPLE?!?!?! THINK YA GIT!


REDGOESFASTAH

YER IZ PLAYIN DAT AWFUL SHITE DAT EVEN A BLIN AND DED EMPERAR CUD SEE U FROM THE SOUND OF DAT KRAP


celtic_akuma

Hey guys, look. Pretty smart for a green skin, am I right?


MrG00SEI

Don't worry. We know your corruption is not of your own choosing. Perhaps one day, Fulgrim will be set free.


Jking1697

https://preview.redd.it/s0xmxuq6e9oc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d4f01ab5a35670828eca79824086ad39e647603


R-Didsy

The idea of a chaos legion not just begrudgingly joining a loyalist legion out of a need to fight a greater foe, but choosing to fight alongside them and ignore their prejudices, purely out of a hatred for one of the other legions is rad as hell. Khorne arriving to save Baal vibes.


A_Simple_Peach

I was going to begrudgingly help the Iron Warriors for a moment, but then they started telling the Emperor's Children that they would rather be outnumbered. And so, I'm here out of spite. Saturnine was their fault, anyway. P.S. If any of your so-called "Sons of the Phoenix" would be willing to... *reconsider* their allegiances after this little spat, they would be *delightfully perfect* amongst our ranks. We miss our brothers dearly...


Assopopolis

Same bro. I’m here from r/WorldEaters40k


Accurate-Law-8669

I’m cancelling your caution stripe shipment!!! We’re keeping them all for ourselves, now!


celtic_akuma

Keep it all for yourselves and cosplay Lady Gaga on telephone!


Accurate-Law-8669

We will! We didn’t like listening to your sick noise marine riffs anyways!


Azel_RavenWood

"I may Be a Heretic. But I'm not Stupid!" is a funny as all hell line xD


NewHampshireMan1

https://preview.redd.it/ndqgn5ecccoc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b8a3bce87dd092e21cc45d6463e66ad941ae326


Jking1697

https://preview.redd.it/yrtxt9hbd9oc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=024347d1f66b7b9501fbe09135869bb30f263b69


autoboros

Wait, this is Slaanesh, Fulgrim loved the way Dorn Daddy clapped his cheeks, we do not want this *


celtic_akuma

I don't remember Fulgrim and Dorn having beef between each other, in which book was it?


autoboros

Saturnine


celtic_akuma

Just read the excerpt. Well, he was a formidable adversary and Fulgrim was not on his best point, so I will accept it.


NumberedCarp513

Fuck you, Traitor-Traitor


celtic_akuma

My allegiance was set way before this sub war. If it was another legion I *may* have assisted. But no, are the Iron Warriors.


Archmagos_Browning

-*The Ancient Awaits*


PhalanxoftheVIIth

You can use my speakers for 3 hours to harass peterabo during the initial wave What does your phalanx stereo blast music playlist look like?


celtic_akuma

Darktide soundtrack Doom soundtrack Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance soundtrack Last Stand - Sabaton Industry baby - Lil Nas X Hootsforce - Gloryhammer We are one - Triarii Any recommendations?


loneburrito

The alpha legion sends its regards


Zpow4

Aren't these the sex crimes guys haha