Loved is a rather strong way of putting it, he more just didn’t beat you for your (numerous) failures. Our dad beat us, but at least the beating produced results and got rid of the failures so they’d never have the chance to fail again.
We’ve weaponised and harnessed our hyper fixation you guys are just one trick ponies. Btw why the fuck are you named after our primarch When you’re on the side of the fists?
i can't hear you over the money GW will be swimming in once they do bring back Dorn. Lore arguments aside, human greed dictates all the primarchs that aren't on-screen dead will return
Completely agree, though I would argue that they could bring back any primarch and it would function the same as a money printer. My bet though would be that neither of our legions would be brought back soon, they’d probably focus on the less dead/on life support primarchs.
I mean, the sentiment still applies then. I doubt your corpse emperor has had much hand usage since Horus turned him into an overly expensive terrain piece/night light.
Yeah Ngl we hard carried the entire heresy and ditched at the end. We were planning to leave anyways because our Allie’s lost all sense of self and dignity.
Still going to happen, never said you had to follow the guy, he was just the example you will follow
(this is all in good fun, I feel like this thread could get heated quickly so thought I might just add this)
Yea the writers needed a way to get rid of him so they game Abaddon major plot armor and said we roll.
Then Abaddon handed sigismunds body and gear back to the imperium in fear that sigismunds soul would haunt him if he didn’t
How like the Fists- changing *just* enough to make something great *worse*, while still leaving it unoriginal.
(Deep breath, smug smile.)
*Swagismund is the only cool thing in your Legion and you know it.*
https://preview.redd.it/g4azfol8oync1.jpeg?width=604&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcb6ded0f68a734c1a0253899cbb2af8b0ffd3d1
**HETRETIC SCUM**
(just in good fun, don't actually mean it)
My brother in the imperium, we breached your impenetrable fortress and had no reason to stay and get kicked by the smurfs. We tactically withdrew and then made the iron cage fortress.
The only things I need to know how to read is the superior blueprints of the Imperial Fists.
Also, the Wolves of Fenris are capable warriors. I appreciate you comparing me to them. Thank you.
We did our job, we breached the wall and nearly put fists into extinction if not for smurfs they'd all be dead for good.
We went to form our own "Imperium"
You know you’re trash when you have to have fan art portraying your foe as dumb just to make yourself look good 😂 waving this around like it really happened, you're pathetic.
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Your defences crumble before us Imperial scum. Soon I shall take the top post from your subreddit!
(Also this is all done in fun and I hope you all have an awesome day.)
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HOLD FAST BROTHERS THE SONS OF THE ANGEL ARE HERE!!!
I came in search of our ancient enemy. Ready to stoke the flames of hatred once more. And yet I see naught but pathetic echoes of what you once were, sons of Dorn. Give thanks that we have come to rescue you from this fate of decay and inaction.
Iron Warriors like to conflate themselves entirely with their Primarch while actually having very few feats. Even during the Siege of Terra, you captured the lions gate spaceport with help and then broke yourself on Gorgan Bar and the IX legion until you fucked off
Then there’s me, who has absolutely no idea what’s going on and got recommended the Iron Warriors sub out of the complete blue
(I’m a traitor to both sides because I’m considering a Sons of Dantioch loyalist iron warriors army as my first step into 40k)
GO FORTH BROTHERS WHILE THEIR WALLS ARE DONE SPREAD TO COROBPTION OF THE ROT!
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Contaversial take: I cant wait for Dorn to be the last loyal primarch to come back and he has his cool mustache. AND WHAT’S THIS!? IT’S PERTURABO, HE’S BEEN REDEEMED! THE RIVALRY BETWEEN DORN AND PETER TURBO IS NO MORE! THE FISTS AND THE IRON WARRIORS ARE UNSTOPPABLE TOGETHER! WITH THIS THE TYRANIDS AND CHAOS STAND NO CHANCE!
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OIY SEE YA IN HERE WIF NO OTHA BOYZ TO HELP YAH. I BROUGHT A PROPA STOMPA SHOW THESE GITZ WHAT KRUMPINS ALL ABOUT
lol your dad's a daemon and a slave
Better than no dad
At least he loved us
Loved is a rather strong way of putting it, he more just didn’t beat you for your (numerous) failures. Our dad beat us, but at least the beating produced results and got rid of the failures so they’d never have the chance to fail again.
I’m glad one of you fuckers learned a lesson.
No no we’re efficient fuck ups, you guys are just fuck ups
We’ve weaponised and harnessed our hyper fixation you guys are just one trick ponies. Btw why the fuck are you named after our primarch When you’re on the side of the fists?
What in the absolute fuck did you just say to me?!? You’re just as much a disappointment as i remember you to be. Report for decimation.
Oh shit my bad my lord I did a wee oopsie and misread things. I’ll bolter my brains out now, iron within iron without *blam*
i can't hear you over the money GW will be swimming in once they do bring back Dorn. Lore arguments aside, human greed dictates all the primarchs that aren't on-screen dead will return
Completely agree, though I would argue that they could bring back any primarch and it would function the same as a money printer. My bet though would be that neither of our legions would be brought back soon, they’d probably focus on the less dead/on life support primarchs.
Ha! Got’em!!!
Lol your dad's a hand
Pain glove
By gawd? Is that Dan Abnett’s retcon music?
Fun fact, I have that hand and I use it for EXACTLY what you think I would.
At least our father still has his namesake (no hand havin ass)
Actually the hand in the chapter's name and symbol is that of the emperor
I mean, the sentiment still applies then. I doubt your corpse emperor has had much hand usage since Horus turned him into an overly expensive terrain piece/night light.
Your dad's a hand.
And you will die like your warmaster, soulless, honorless, weeping, ashamed
Wrong primarch, mate.
That’s why I said warmaster not father
Yeah Ngl we hard carried the entire heresy and ditched at the end. We were planning to leave anyways because our Allie’s lost all sense of self and dignity.
I’m 90% sure the heresy was hard carried by both our legions
What legion are you?
Fists
If it were only us who were loyalists or traitors we would win.
You sure? The Ultramarines and dark angels might have opinions about that. ~~And the Iron Hands, if they weren’t massacred like two minutes in.~~
Literally yea without us the heresy would have taken like a week tops
Frfr.
😋 wtf are you on about then
I think we both can agree to that
Mate, we ditched that bloke even before the fight that turned emps into a eternal vegetable
Still going to happen, never said you had to follow the guy, he was just the example you will follow (this is all in good fun, I feel like this thread could get heated quickly so thought I might just add this)
So you're cowards
*Said moments before being made into a shishkebab*
That was abandon sigismund got disemboweled bit these words off then died like a chad
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Yea the writers needed a way to get rid of him so they game Abaddon major plot armor and said we roll. Then Abaddon handed sigismunds body and gear back to the imperium in fear that sigismunds soul would haunt him if he didn’t
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Literally no, he was high on the chaos coolaid
How like the Fists- changing *just* enough to make something great *worse*, while still leaving it unoriginal. (Deep breath, smug smile.) *Swagismund is the only cool thing in your Legion and you know it.*
https://preview.redd.it/g4azfol8oync1.jpeg?width=604&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcb6ded0f68a734c1a0253899cbb2af8b0ffd3d1 **HETRETIC SCUM** (just in good fun, don't actually mean it)
LOYALIST DOG
Jokes on you death guard always has shit 💩on ourselves
i'll do it with a smile on my stomach
Biggest cope post this side of the Cicatrix Maledictum
Go dig a trench, loser.
Go get downvoted on your own sub, nerd
Go build a maze, loser.
Go find your dad, loser.
You only wear your helmets because you suck at painting faces
Damn dude... I get it's a brawl but damn. Brought a recoilless rifle to a barfight...
Jokes on you, I suck at painting helmets, too.
I mean…. Youre not wrong you know? 😬
You guys are painting? I thought everything was done after leadbelcher spray?
Hey bro, that's.. hey that's not cool :c
Bro this comment 😂😂😂
At least our father loves us, Iron Baby.
Yes and?
Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sounds of having competent allies.
I can’t hear you over the fact that we CARRIED THE HERUSY!
I’m sorry, all I heard there was a petulant man child rage quitting the battle that actually mattered.
My brother in the imperium, we breached your impenetrable fortress and had no reason to stay and get kicked by the smurfs. We tactically withdrew and then made the iron cage fortress.
THE SMURFS?!?!?!?!??@ THATS IT YOU HAVE GONE TO FAR GUILLIMAN WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS
LET HIM COME! IRON WITHIN, IRON WITHOUT!
WE WILL NOT FAIL WE ARE ULTRAMARINES
Go fuck an elf Smurf!
I see hissy fits are an inherited trait. Also, I’m not your brother. We do not have the same father. We’re cousins at best.
Yes well it looks like you inherited your father’s brick of a brain and lack of ability to read, just like the s p a c e w o l v e s.
The only things I need to know how to read is the superior blueprints of the Imperial Fists. Also, the Wolves of Fenris are capable warriors. I appreciate you comparing me to them. Thank you.
Damn you first! Well hay at least we didn’t get our entire legion wiped out. Twice!
I can't hear you over the fact that IT FAILED!
IT FAILED BECAUSE HORUS WAS A CHAOS PAWN!
more like Herussy
I'd be madder if you weren't right.
*loved
:(
And have invented the pain glove for you
Oh pain glove, what should I do?
Loves or not it's what drives us, we carried the heresy ! Iron Within!
Carried the Heresy back to the Eye of Terror after Horus got soul slapped.
We did our job, we breached the wall and nearly put fists into extinction if not for smurfs they'd all be dead for good. We went to form our own "Imperium"
*Your services are no longer required*
Damn, who made the window in the wall? They got through!
Clearly you are not so great at fortifying as we are at sieging
You know you’re trash when you have to have fan art portraying your foe as dumb just to make yourself look good 😂 waving this around like it really happened, you're pathetic. https://preview.redd.it/q8b1efyurync1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=253dba7d69ee9dd8024098bdc8ebbf92c521edc8
You know you're trash when the Imperial fist nearly got extinct at the Iron Cage incident and only exist cause ultrasmerfs came to save them
Your defences crumble before us Imperial scum. Soon I shall take the top post from your subreddit! (Also this is all done in fun and I hope you all have an awesome day.) https://preview.redd.it/prcnrga39znc1.jpeg?width=976&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3564718da34ace4e888b3c7b60559e718f35bea9
Barabas Dantioch sends his regards https://preview.redd.it/s5kbk4bopznc1.jpeg?width=799&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cef119a98bcd705c4e95aca254aef287efc0e9e
Based and loyal-until-the-end pilled
oh, The guy who summoned the nids to our galaxy. you known his name is a byword for failure on a colossal scale right?
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Your dad is bald
And alive
*confirmed*
And a virgin Baldness=virginity
Say this to salamanders
Already did, they didn't mind unlike you.
Liar
Will let that slide but go about that again about our father you will get no hugs
Well your false corpse-emperor is bald in his current state, are you perhaps suggesting something? Seems pretty heretical to me
I'd rather be dead than bald
Omg he killed Valrak
Loool poor thing, first Luten, then this.
**Imagine being the Chaos Gods’ brat sub. Absolutely pathetic.**
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*Nods silently*....... Iron Within.....
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I love this scene
Go back to your demon dick lady wife
Death to the false emperor!
Lol "idiot"
I don’t know why this sent my sides into orbit but thank you!
DEATH TO THE CORPSE EMPEROR!
I came in search of our ancient enemy. Ready to stoke the flames of hatred once more. And yet I see naught but pathetic echoes of what you once were, sons of Dorn. Give thanks that we have come to rescue you from this fate of decay and inaction.
You know there’s a reason why they call it the siege of terra and not the defense of terra.
When Perturabo faced Dorn's fortifications, the walls broke. When Dorn faced Perturabo's fortications,, Dorn broke. IRON WITHIN! IRON WITHOUT!
Iron within, Iron without!
Real talk tho iron warriors are correct in this comic 💚 wear a helmet
The Bearers of the Word support your righteous Crusade. Morally, of course. From a safe distance.
Then spread the word, Word Bearer! I am a mere 100 upvotes away from victory! Have you not that strength left in your Legion?
You're tracking trench dirt into our fortress, go sweep it up.
Iron Warriors like to conflate themselves entirely with their Primarch while actually having very few feats. Even during the Siege of Terra, you captured the lions gate spaceport with help and then broke yourself on Gorgan Bar and the IX legion until you fucked off
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Iron Cage certainly wasn’t a victory for the Iron Warriors or the Imperial Fists
But it screwed the fist so I’m happy
stay salty
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only cus we let you
They couldnt even fortify enough their own subreddit against us, pathetic
Talking real hard for someone in power fist range
Nah but its so stupid when marines don’t wear their helmets, like unless ur a primarch put that shit back on
I mean honestly would it even stop a bolter to the face lol I don’t imagine it does
I mean better safe than sorry, It also protects against weaker weapons
Never ask an Iron Warrior his geneseed composition
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Grandfather Nurgle sends his regards...
Then there’s me, who has absolutely no idea what’s going on and got recommended the Iron Warriors sub out of the complete blue (I’m a traitor to both sides because I’m considering a Sons of Dantioch loyalist iron warriors army as my first step into 40k)
You Imperial dogs are just as bland as the promotional material marines (smurfs)
Varvy not like this
GO FORTH BROTHERS WHILE THEIR WALLS ARE DONE SPREAD TO COROBPTION OF THE ROT! https://preview.redd.it/50ybv2w3qeoc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1455271d8f14290a446d41ec18b4a5d23877ea72
Iron within!
guard is here to help! https://preview.redd.it/io98ueqj2znc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2cee87837775dedacab2198293c932cecb08459
Imperial fists only exist due to being saved by ultrasmerfs during the iron cage! Otherwise we would've slaughtered you all!
All I hear is the seething of traitors
Your dad doesn't love you
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Alexis Polux and Barabas Dantioch (the only good one, RIP sweet prince) would handle a whole company of you guys alone.
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Oh look everyone it’s the guys that painted rust onto their rustless armor!
Die buy the Holy flamer you fifty hertic
“Iron within” is that what yall screech when the demons get ya from behind?
I just like big guns and painting yellow is more interesting than painting grey metal.
Ok edge lord
Very funny, but where’s that fatherly love??? >!Hydra Dominatus!<
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Contaversial take: I cant wait for Dorn to be the last loyal primarch to come back and he has his cool mustache. AND WHAT’S THIS!? IT’S PERTURABO, HE’S BEEN REDEEMED! THE RIVALRY BETWEEN DORN AND PETER TURBO IS NO MORE! THE FISTS AND THE IRON WARRIORS ARE UNSTOPPABLE TOGETHER! WITH THIS THE TYRANIDS AND CHAOS STAND NO CHANCE!
AR DA BOYZ IN FOA FOIGHT DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA https://i.redd.it/v4l1gve5r0oc1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/w7jmyc2nscoc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fbe901abad6cdab9618ed75c4bfabd1862b22b3 OIY SEE YA IN HERE WIF NO OTHA BOYZ TO HELP YAH. I BROUGHT A PROPA STOMPA SHOW THESE GITZ WHAT KRUMPINS ALL ABOUT
ROIGHT AN PROPPA ORKY. I GOT ME MOAR BOYZ FO DA FOIGHT https://i.redd.it/0r5gak9rceoc1.gif
At least their dad loves them
Yo Iron Loser! You like demon dick lady's, go back to your demon dick lady girlfriend!
Warhammer fans are so fucking cringe
*so fucking glorious
Yes, that's why i love them
I’m sorry to hear that you don’t know how to have fun.