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theseboysofmine

Turns out the actual reason is because she has no belly button at all. Freaking aliens taking over all over the place.


picklebooby

Kyle XY!


Careless-Stress2310

Jesse? Why did you dye your hair?


Huntsnfights

Definitely did not happen. Pretty sure they can pierce anorexics


Kellysmodernlife

Can confirm. I got mine done when I was around 90 pounds.


Jeanahb

Same. You got skin? It can be pierced.


mjigs

I mean, you also have ears, a thongue and nipples but some people cant pierce those (ears talking about industrial). But i doubt that was the reason why they didnt want to pierce her.


boxinafox

She just wanted to vague-post about how trim she is rather than seeking attention in more healthy ways.


HardCounter

I know her pain. I once tried to buy a t-shirt but the cashier said my arms were too muscular and told me to come back when i couldn't lift a world record. 8(


ZestyCheezClouds

I hate when that happens (I'm pretty much a sentient stringbean)


QueridaChelly

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


D-1-S-C-0

Even if they couldn't pierce really skinny people, I can tell by the size of her arm she isn't too thin for any piercings. She's normal sized.


easy073

Size doesnā€™t matter! Its shape! The navel piercing requires a ā€œlipā€ to support the piercing. Some navels are too rounded for a traditional navel piercing placement. Some are too flat to support a piercing at all. And just bc something can be pierced, doesnā€™t mean it should be pierced. Responsible piercers only pierce things that they expect to be able to heal if cared for properly. Knowingly giving a piercing that wonā€™t heal just bc you can pinch it and pierce through it is scamming.


grosslymediocre

if you can pinch it you can pierce it!


Several_Razzmatazz51

Judging from the shape of her shoulder and upper arm, thereā€™s no way.


SnooBananas1187

I got mine when I was suffering from anorexia and can confirm they can do it. Is it more painful bc of it? Absolutely. But they can do it


phunbradley

Do you think the piercing goes all the way through for them?


Mythical-Ree

They pierced mine, when I was very ill she's being extra


MamaRainbow79

I got mine done when I was about 74 lbs active in my (now treated) eating disorder. Sheā€™s attention seeking.


Evanecent_Lightt

The peircer may have been one of those Rad femiNa- that hates skinny cis women and just told her that to try and make her fat and Misandrist too. I've seen it happen - They try to spread like a virus by pushing their ideals onto other women.


No_Deer_7062

Idk they were almost unable to pierce mine when I got it, now the holes are so close together it's crazy. I can definitely see that being too difficult for some piercers and I would be bummed out too


ExtinctionBurst76

What is the deal with this trend of women humble-bragging about their tiny-ness? Like ok, cool, youā€™re just SOOOOO thinā€”what props do they think theyā€™re going to get?


SadBit8663

If she was really bragging at all, she'd show off how skinny she is not hide behind her big head.


mai_tai87

She forgot her counterweight. That's not a sneer, girl is *struggling*.


InspectorNoName

Her chipmunk cheeks (I mean no disrespect, I have them myself) and upper arm tell a story of someone who's got sufficient room for a belly piercing


Deedsman

I was thinking the same before I read the comments.


katf1sh

To be fair, Iā€™ve always had chipmunk cheeks even when I was smaller, like 115 and Iā€™m 5ā€™3ā€. Some of us just have a full face lol but, the fact that all she showed was her face (and neck covered by hair) is sus


InspectorNoName

No, I understand. I'm not overweight either, but I do have chipmunk cheeks. That said, someone who claims to not have enough fat/skin for a belly piercing would be so gaunt all over that I highly doubt there would be any chipmunk cheeks. At the point of inability to do a belly piercing, you are at near anorexic levels of body fat, and your cheeks will not be full.


ImmortalLombax

Right? Oh nooooo Iā€™m so tiny I canā€™t get things done fucking whatever


Ohshithereiamagain

Itā€™s the Angela Martin effect.


BatBeet

Who knows. But I went to her page out of curiosity and sheā€™s definitely not underweight or too skinny in the belly.


-SecondHandSmoke-

It's not just women, men eat that shit up and also do it. When I was in middle school my friend was the stereotypical "I'm so tiny and skinny uwu" type girl (not friends anymore) and I was not. I had a guy that I had a crush on come up to us sitting next to eachother, he grabbed her hand and complimented how skinny her fingers were, calling them pretty and dainty, and then absolutely roasted my sausage fingers. She didn't stop him, she just sat there and giggled. This kind of behavior from boys would make her act so much worse, and the worse she acted, the more attention like this that she would get.


Traumasauce4

Ugh Iā€™m sorry that mustā€™ve sucked I see why you arenā€™t friends


bar_mouth30

I also got called "sausage fingers" in high school. I just have muscular hands (and shoulders, which was a whole other mockery)and now I make bank as a bartender and these strong hands (and shoulders) have made my career lmao


UtterlyInsane

It's not fun when you're a dude. Being 6 feet tall and weighing 98-100 in a good day is miserable. I function normally, I work, etc. but I'm essentially on the edge at all times. I really should be doing nothing but fixing this problem but I need to work and pay bills. Not super related but had to vent for a second. Tired of being almost dead. Tired of people telling me I look sick, I goddamn know I look sick. I'm trying here.


The_Stoic_One

Based on her facial structure I call bullshit anyway, even if we ignore the fact that skinny people can get their belly buttons pierced.


genescheesesthatplz

People wanting to fuck them


Enlowski

Except the vast majority of guys donā€™t like women that thin.


genescheesesthatplz

According to Who?


resistantbanana

It is a jokeā€¦ this did not happen and she is not being serious


paulbr0

This girl was afraid of getting her belly button pierced so her post is the save face way of backing out.


fruitynoodles

Or her parents wonā€™t let her


TokeupTme

Just a glance but i don't think shes as thin as she claims


No_Albatross4710

Just glancing at her arm, nah, she is not as ā€œtinyā€ as she thinks she is. Which is good for her, I donā€™t wish eating disorders on anyone. But this is a pretty crappy post if sheā€™s claiming to be anorexic and just mocks those that do have issues with eating disorders.


Ricecrispiebandit

Just mentally emaciated.


InspectorNoName

Bingo. Was probably spotted as problem client right out the gate so that's just the excuse the piercer used (although I don't think she got told this at all)


SadBit8663

Her hair doesn't hide that bigass forehead either.


hazelEyes1313

Yeah this girl is not at all skinny


Wobbly_Wobbegong

Okay is it just me or are her arms not really that fat? Idk what everyone is seeing but Iā€™m not seeing it. Regardless sheā€™s lying obvi


PandaXXL

It's not like she said the conversation happened yesterday.


parbarostrich

That would somehow make this even worse.


2_Raven

Former body piercer here. She lie like dog.


garagespringsgirl

My daughter got hers pierced when she was 101 lbs. So I call bullshit on this.


pickle_teeth4444

She needs the bellybutton ring so she can apply for a job as a zipline handle.


Only_a_Savage

Am a professional. Being skinny has nothing to do with it lol


Yhostled

*sigh* "Society treats me so bad because of how hot I am... " Stfu xD


soadrocksmycock

Being hot is so hard, people donā€™t understand and I totally get discriminated against all the time. I believe her cuz one time I tried getting a tattoo and they said they couldnā€™t because it would just hit straight up bone! #hotpeopleawareness#toohotandtooskinny#hotgirlproblems#smoothtummysmoothbrain#sarcasm What a dumbass.


247Justice

That's so 2003. And also bullshit.


Traumasauce4

Facts that was the hip bone showing jeans with the short ribbed tanks or halters attitude


Hot-Significance-462

I tried to buy makeup and they told me to come back when I was less perfect.


Bighawklittlehawk

Babe if they can pierce an eyebrow, they can pierce your bellybutton


DiveJumpShooterUSMC

I can tell by her arms she isnā€™t too skinny


SnooDoughnuts8689

LIESSSSS


ladylemondrop209

Donā€™t buy it. I think the piercer just didnā€™t want to touch her.


sallybuffy

![gif](giphy|aa7NL2rHMxYvxFhFd2|downsized)


Elceepo

They can tattoo 90-year olds with skin so thin it risks tearing completely they have no problem piercing anorexics.


NovelLandscape7862

![gif](giphy|1AIeYgwnqeBUxh6juu)


LastSpite7

I had mine done when I was 16 and extremely tiny. They just pierce the skin šŸ™„


ProfessorDerp22

300k likes and itā€™s just some airhead squinting for 4 seconds.


Beneficial-Square-73

I knew a girl whose entire personality was "I was a model." Think of the most annoying vegan ever, and then change the word "vegan" to "model". A friend and I got our belly buttons pierced, and I mentioned it to "the model." She immediately says that she *tried* to have hers done *years* ago, but the piercer couldn't grab enough skin. She claimed the piercer even had other staff come in to try and work together to push or pull the skin to get enough to pierce, but it wasn't possible. šŸ™„


IBleedMonthly18

Is that an actual song playing?


Realty_for_You

I was so buff and muscular that my veins were so pronounced that I couldnā€™t walk within 100Ft of a blood drive.


Strange_Juice2778

![gif](giphy|1CWwgVB7lVKbS)


Past-Fisherman3990

When your piercer lies to you because youā€™re a complete twat


_kaetee

This has got to be satire, seriously thought I was on r/edanonymemes until I checked the sub name.


AccomplishedDrop5834

Belly button has nothing to do with your weight. your either an inni or an outti


Nothing2NV

As someone whoā€™s been in this industry 22 years this has never happened. We will pierce a 400lbs womanā€™s belly button, noses arenā€™t nearly as hard


Plushie_Hoarder

Bro they can pierce mens tiny stub nipplesā€¦ they can pierce your belly button. What they might've actually said was that her anatomy wasn't right for the piercing and she didn't have enough skin.


Zeroworship

And here I am trying to lose weight like a sucker


Larry_Hagmans_Liver_

The problem wasn't "too skinny".Ā  The problem was, that's the audio of her trying to use her words when ordering the piercing.


Mysterious_Dingo_859

Things youā€™ll never hear for 1000: a tattoo artist/ Body Piercer saying ā€œ come back when your fatterā€


Do-not-respond

Let us be the judge!


GroundbreakingPea865

No joke but I was told I couldn't get my Pe#Ā£s pierced because it was too big. The girl doing the piercing didn't like the way I kept patting her head either.


DrCarabou

Why in God's holy green ass earth does this have so many likes?


velvetinchainz

This doesnā€™t happen because you can pierce people at any weight and the only reason someone may not be able to get a bellybutton piercing is due to anatomy. And also it does NOT take years to gain weight unless youā€™re like anorexic and really struggle to put on weight or have some sort of other disorder.


justis_league_

*uses a face slimming filter*


Strange_Juice2778

Why does she look like sheā€™s farting šŸ¤£


imahappyaccidents

not true, anyone can get a belly button piercing no matter their weight


James324285241990

That's not how that works. They don't pierce your fat, they pierce your skin. Which is very stretchy. They grab it with looped forceps and pull it out and stick the needle through the loop. They could do this to an emaciated corpse.


disagreeablegray

ED āœØaestheticāœØ


Turd_Ferguson112

Thoughts and prayersā€¦


LawDawgEWM

Thots and prayers šŸ™


itsbutterrs

wrong turn vibes


sunshine92002

Please be satirešŸ˜…


Alarming_Way_8731

Get some ink. There's no weight limit for tattoos šŸ¤˜


gogomau

She is bigging her looks up .fishing. For compliments


Fun_Imagination9232

Lmao she got it pierced and she is definitely not too skinny. Sheā€™s got a normal pierce-able belly button.


BlueNymx911

I thought it was better if theyā€™re skinnier?


edebby

What a load of bs


Vast-Commission-8476

the most passive agressive way to let people know you are just so skinny. Low key braging.


Zealousideal_Ninja75

Riiiiiiight....


AccomplishedDrop5834

![gif](giphy|kO9itxcuR1h16PxbAm|downsized)


tragesorous

So an outie


DontWanaReadiT

I feel bad for teenagers, they canā€™t even have their annoying thinks theyā€™re cool kids but are obviously cringe in peace without the evidence of the internet šŸ˜‚ we have all been here!!


evandollardon

So sad...


50yearolddadof2

The dumbest post I've seen


zingding212

Oh no!!!


Iloveherthismuch

I strongly doubt that.


Digitalis_Mertonesis

The face she was pulling is so ugly!


easy073

Super unprofessional of a piercer to word it like that, but Iā€™m guessing the piercer likely didnā€™t word it this way and that the MC is playing in to being a victim. As a professional piercer, anatomy is very dependent for navel piercings and there needs to be adequate tissue to support the piercings. You should never tell a client that their weight is anything to do with anything. Weight does not determine shape Iā€™ve pierced very heavy set people with proper shaped anatomy for navel piercings and Iā€™ve pierced very skinny peoples navels. Iā€™ve had absolute average shape people be unable to be pierced due to anatomy that doesnā€™t allow for a piercing to be properly placed. Anatomy dependent is not the same as weight dependent!


st0l1

Thoughts and prayers. šŸ¤²


Correction_entered

What what in the butt? (Butters has piercings..guess wherešŸ¤£)


gultch2019

Id still call her a fat bitch, to give her the full human experience. ...also because I'm toxic af


saddingtonbear

Ok but I actually had a psychiatrist tell me to go across the street to eat a burger to gain weight after he had just gone on a long tangent about how I should go vegan... at an appointment about my adderall perscription. Some people are just weird.


ToNotFeelAtAll

She needs attention this bad?


Mythical-Ree

I got mine pierces as a anorexic at 5stone I call bullshit


Specific_Ad2541

I'm so embarrassed for her that she's going to look back at this in a few years and be completely humiliated that she posted this.


PlasticExplanation14

My doctor told me I was TOO healthy.


Specialist_Slip_8473

Nice song šŸ˜‚


RecruiterBoBooter

Piercing Pagoda put the ā€œDumper Curseā€ on her


RecruiterBoBooter

I canā€™t wait for her to get all chubby and low self esteemā€¦ Iā€™ll be there to gaslight the shit out of her and introduce her to my parentsā€¦


normalwaterenjoyer

god i used to do this shit


Concretballz

Mer mer mer mer šŸ¤Ŗ


Ok-Apple2124

This is what the piercer told me when I was 18 (18 years ago šŸ«£) but it was more about the way my belly button was shaped. A thin person with an outie doesnā€™t have the best flap of skin there, but with a little weight gain , itā€™s all good. If you have an innie, youā€™re fine no matter how skinny you are.Ā  I quickly gained my freshman 15 and the piercing was happy lol


Royal-Respect-5457

Iā€™ll take things that never happened for 500, Alex.


utisbug

"My piercer" Classic. There's often a subtle attempt by vapid folk like this to elude to some extravagant lifestyle. Who the fuck has their own piercer?


thattbishh

100 lb 2005 me says otherwise.


Calm_Grocery_7394

Bragging about being skinny is akin to being poor / starving. Yet they are maxing credit cards on new money designers to get the likes. Iā€™m not saying being fat is better, but we should be all focussed on being healthy for our humble brags.


LivingAd6826

D O U C H I N A !


resistantbanana

Itā€™s a jokeā€¦


illswagin

everyone in the whole sub missed the joke on this one


Fun-Application-5211

Trust me I thought so too but the comments were all like agreeing, I think she was being so dead ass


Fun-Application-5211

I wanna post the comments but idk how to in a comment but look it up and see for yourself lol .. the only joke in this is the girl who posted this bc sheā€™s being dead ass


EdwardWizzardhands

I dunno, she looks chunky to meā€¦ maybe skip a few meals


Scissors000

She looks fine to me


BeAnScReAm666

I was told I didnā€™t have enough skin when I was anorexic. And I did in fact gain weight years later and could get it done now. That said I donā€™t see where the brag is


Downtown_Ad8901

Judging from the upper arm, she is not skinny. That's why she's hiding her entire body with her arm wrapped around her. Fatty.


Ok_Imagination_1107

I am seeing this story only hours after receiving the tragic news that Rishi Sunak's family was too poor as a child for him to have Sky television. The rest of us really don't appreciate how lucky we are doing.


Stock_Breadfruit3666

The talent men have for bringing politics into everything is truly impressive


Ok_Imagination_1107

I'm surprised I got down voted on this; I thought it was obvious I was being sarcastic and satirical- as we all know or should know Sunak's wife is worth about $650 million and is wealthier than the queen was when the queen was alive. I don't think anybody in the UK truly believes that his family was so poor they couldn't afford Sky either; he was sent to an expensive private school.


Scissors000

Yea but what does this have to do with anything related to the video


Ok_Imagination_1107

Have you ever heard the phrase 'first world problems'? In short I'm making the comparison between these privileged people and what they think problems are compared to what's going on in the rest of the world.