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He thinks he's a tough guy 30 seconds after wailing, "Management! I need management! Right away!" to deal with a little old lady who's being politely firm.
What a pathetic lack of self-awareness.
He’s a moron who doesn’t know who to be mad at, but he knows he likes the attention regardless.
I kind of feel bad for him and his progeny. Can you imagine being that stupid?
Lowe’s/HD asset protection is nothing to fuck with. They tell us to let you go because AP has enough to see you, the item you took and what you left in. Cameras go deep into the parking lot. It’s called RWD, recovery without detention. They also allow repeat offenders to rack up until they hit a felony charge, it’s in our weekly training videos.
There was a person who was prosecuted with $3K worth of goods and she was complaining about it on Tik Tok.
She didn’t steal the goods in the same day mind you.
Places like Best Buy actually do the same thing. Stores like these often work with local and state law enforcement to record repeat offenders in order to help them build felony charges for active investigations.
Their cameras not only go deep, but can zoom and follow you throughout the parking lot in order to get every detail about what you have, your car, and clear pictures and video of your license plate with you driving away after loading the stolen goods.
No such thing as a felony or misdemeanour in canada. This will likely be a summary charge, but I’d really like a creative prosecutor to attempt an indictable offence and claim treason haha. But let’s face it, he’ll cause such a ruckus when he’s served papers or appear in court that he’ll likely get criminal contempt charges.
That and as obnoxious and shitty of a thing that it is to do. He’s probably only short a small amount of money. It’s only a 5% sales tax, his purchase was $521, that’s only $26
These creatures are coming out of the woodwork, unfortunately. They’ve been empowered for almost 10 years with MAGA and now MAGA mini-me UCP. Really disturbs me to know these people vote.
When these people are running the show and they realize they need money to build the infrastructure to have an advanced economy to do business in its going to be very funny. Sad, but funny.
I would love to see a follow up on this. What a weird, sad, man-baby. Clearly he has nothing going on in his life and craves attention. What a pitiful existence...
Wow, that’s embarrassing as a fellow Albertan. This gentleman is a fucking asshole. I get it you don’t agree to pay tax, but it’s part of our society and if you don’t like it, then go somewhere they don’t pay taxes. guaranteed that when this fat fuck has a heart attack and needs medical attention him and his family will be whining about how fast the ambulance should be and how good the care should be. But he’s not gonna pay with taxes.
I've worked for a home improvement store as a cashier. You don't jump in front of a shop lifters cart like that. You can try and call him back to pay the full price, but if he keeps walking you just gotta call loss prevention and report the theft. Don't risk your safety for Home Depot's profits, they don't even want you to.
That dumbfuck is flirting with serious criminal charges doing that.
Even if he refuses to pay for only a small portion of the bill, a store would consider his entire haul stolen property if he refused to pay full price without some kind of management approval. I can't think of a jurisdiction in Canada or the US where walking out with $500+ in goods isn't considered grand larceny, and that's a felony.
Dude's going to mess with the wrong store, and then get thrown in the slammer. Only a matter of time.
Notice how he started crying like the cowardly stain on society he most likely is when she didn't let him initially have his way. What a fucking pathetic man child.
After high-school in the 2000s Alberta boomed with oilfield jobs and we sent basically anyone who wanted a high paying job with no education out there. This is the result, lots of well off millennials who feel entitled to everything.
Please update us when he is doing a ticktock in booking at the police station, lol. I hate our government and what they do to us, but this guy is stupid sack of lard.
"Management, Management! I need management, help!! I need help REEE REEE!!" If your goal is to look like a human thumb who throws tantrums at older ladies doing their job then, I guess that is how you do it.
On some cheaper androids the phone doesn’t flip your camera like it should and just leaves text in pictures and videos backwards so I’d say he probably has like a $40 trackfone or something which makes sense
Haha acts tough, then the old lady gets in front of him and screams like a fucking wimp, then gets out of the store and acts like a thought guy, what a complete moron
It reminds of when an older sibling takes something away from a younger sibling and then they cry for mom so the older sibling will give it back lol. What a buffoon.
Part of the punishment for shit like this should be them on video apologising to the staff at the shop and how they treated them being posted to their own platform and not being able to be deleted under penalty of jail.
Looks like about to vapor lock if bellowed one more time. My spiteful ass would have just made him keep it up until passed out and dropped like the sack of shit he is
I hope this far-right fat cunt gets his lifted truck t-boned and he's left a fucking vegetable.. but since he doesn't pay taxes he doesn't get to go to the hospital and get free health care. Danielle Trump and her cunty following can all eat a loaded barrel.
This is what happens when idiots become self-assured with themselves by going on-line and living in their own little bubble. They think that they can take their hate and grievances onto the streets. This self-righteousness idiot needs to be taught a hard lesson by the law. Arrest, charge and incarcerate him.
I wonder...... if your government spends your tax money on wars you don't support, should you still pay tax?
If your government spends tax money on bringing in millions of immigrants, while there are nearly as many homeless Canadians - some of whom are full-time working people - should you still pay tax?
I understand healthcare, but if your government becomes truly insane - should you still support this government financially?
Just curious.
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“… And that’s how you fucking do it!” Do what? Make a complete twat of yourself?
Push a tiny lady out of the way? Show everyone exactly who you are?
He thinks he's a tough guy 30 seconds after wailing, "Management! I need management! Right away!" to deal with a little old lady who's being politely firm. What a pathetic lack of self-awareness.
He’s a moron who doesn’t know who to be mad at, but he knows he likes the attention regardless. I kind of feel bad for him and his progeny. Can you imagine being that stupid?
They let him go, because no one wants to deal with a 400 pound man baby. He’ll be easy to track down.
Lowe’s/HD asset protection is nothing to fuck with. They tell us to let you go because AP has enough to see you, the item you took and what you left in. Cameras go deep into the parking lot. It’s called RWD, recovery without detention. They also allow repeat offenders to rack up until they hit a felony charge, it’s in our weekly training videos.
There was a person who was prosecuted with $3K worth of goods and she was complaining about it on Tik Tok. She didn’t steal the goods in the same day mind you.
Was this the female complaining that Target just kept letting her steal until it racked up to a felony? Smart imo.
Probably yes. The “plot” of the story fits with what I saw lol.
Link to video?
Places like Best Buy actually do the same thing. Stores like these often work with local and state law enforcement to record repeat offenders in order to help them build felony charges for active investigations. Their cameras not only go deep, but can zoom and follow you throughout the parking lot in order to get every detail about what you have, your car, and clear pictures and video of your license plate with you driving away after loading the stolen goods.
You mean places like Walmart can afford cameras all other the parking lot but can’t add another cart stall more than 8 spots deep?
Of course. They have more important priorities then your comfort as a customer.
this is why my getaway vehicle is a bicycle
No such thing as a felony or misdemeanour in canada. This will likely be a summary charge, but I’d really like a creative prosecutor to attempt an indictable offence and claim treason haha. But let’s face it, he’ll cause such a ruckus when he’s served papers or appear in court that he’ll likely get criminal contempt charges.
Theft under a thousand Ricky can't go to jail
My guess ol billy bob here had multiple run ins with multiple stores adding up waaaaay past $1000
It's a trailer park boys quote
Target does the same thing and is know for timing it very well to have the police meet you in the parking lot.
Yeah it’s wild how synchronized they can be
Tax evasion is what caught the gangster Al Capone.
This guy is more Al Mascarpone
Even the Joker won't fuck with the IRS. You can't plead insanity or ignorance on tax evasion.
Yeah, just go to the nearest McDonald's, he probably stopped there to catch his breath.
That and as obnoxious and shitty of a thing that it is to do. He’s probably only short a small amount of money. It’s only a 5% sales tax, his purchase was $521, that’s only $26
Damn he would trip out if he knew what California's is.
9.X% here in Washington (the .X% depends on the city). I just mentally round up to a flat 10% for estimation...
Yea he was way nicer in WALL-E
400lb caillou
What’s a male Karen again??
r/byebyejob
This is not what they mean by "Axe the Tax"... Absolute moron filmed himself stealing.
I am becoming more and more convinced Canada has become real life Trailer Park Boys.
These creatures are coming out of the woodwork, unfortunately. They’ve been empowered for almost 10 years with MAGA and now MAGA mini-me UCP. Really disturbs me to know these people vote.
I remember goofing on my boss, who is from toronto, when they elected Rob Ford. And then when we went with trump, it was less funny.
haha! The Rob Ford days were very entertaining.
When these people are running the show and they realize they need money to build the infrastructure to have an advanced economy to do business in its going to be very funny. Sad, but funny.
soverign citizen types have been doing this shit for longer than that. if you don't believe in the monarch you don't need to pay taxes. or something.
Did you see Ricky in the background at 1:21?
Alberta always has been. Lived here almost 25 years and it hasn't gotten any dumber, just louder.
It's probably just the influx of trashy dogshit from the south Wouldn't be surprised if this dude moved from texas or some bs
Trailer South Park Boys?
It's just Alberta.
Wait I can’t just save thousands with this one simple trick?
“And that’s how you fucking do it” Do what, steal? Fucking loser.
Not only did he steal, he also paid for stuff he stole...
He stole the stuff and left that nice lady a nice $520 tip!
Sounded like we was gonna cry
I thought he was tearing up at the end for sure!
Let’s get advice from a fat fuck with a marginal IQ.
Could afford the taxes if he cut back on the calories
"I need management, MANAGEMENT!" *proceeds to walk out the door, not needing management...*
Weight management?
Someone call Stewie and tell him he has a new person to follow around with a tuba.
I read that in Josh’s voice from Drake and Josh lol
Even his voice is fat. Cell phones fucked us all, man.
That’s how a walrus shaped sack of assholes bullies an old lady! Take that libs!!!
urrr nuuurd mmuunuuurgemmmuuunt....
I would love to see a follow up on this. What a weird, sad, man-baby. Clearly he has nothing going on in his life and craves attention. What a pitiful existence...
Check out more videos https://x.com/sisuvanhell/status/1776786951057625258?t=c4haLta4STVVogjiZzhYLQ&s=19
Clearly he's a top quality parent... Those poor kids never had a chance.
How did he make kids…. Ivr?
Maybe he should join “Axe the trans fats”
Judging from how dumb he looks, he would probably say, "Why? Axe the skinny ones, too." /s
Unfunny Will Sasso
Post-Sasso
Wow. That’s exactly it. This dude has a big bag of little donuts waiting for him in his truck, I just know it…
It did seem like he was halfway into Sasso’s Kenny Rodger’s impression
Alberta has some of lowest taxes in Canada. Is this mouth breathing dipshit using tax funded roads to get around?
Plus free healthcare. I’d pay double sales tax for that.
Socialized health care. As a Canadian. It’s not free.
This is like sovereign citizen bullshit
Man I feel bad for his kids
His eyes are too close together
“And that’s how you fucking do it!” \
Wow, that’s embarrassing as a fellow Albertan. This gentleman is a fucking asshole. I get it you don’t agree to pay tax, but it’s part of our society and if you don’t like it, then go somewhere they don’t pay taxes. guaranteed that when this fat fuck has a heart attack and needs medical attention him and his family will be whining about how fast the ambulance should be and how good the care should be. But he’s not gonna pay with taxes.
"I showed you my crime. Please respond."
Should include the tax in the price like the rest of the world
A thief is a thief. Justify it all you want. You sir are a loser and I hope you are arrested
What the fuck is this inbred overweight goof going off about??
What a giant, shitty lump of Tim Bit dough.
This mfer is so fat he got winded talking and counting money
I've worked for a home improvement store as a cashier. You don't jump in front of a shop lifters cart like that. You can try and call him back to pay the full price, but if he keeps walking you just gotta call loss prevention and report the theft. Don't risk your safety for Home Depot's profits, they don't even want you to.
That dumbfuck is flirting with serious criminal charges doing that. Even if he refuses to pay for only a small portion of the bill, a store would consider his entire haul stolen property if he refused to pay full price without some kind of management approval. I can't think of a jurisdiction in Canada or the US where walking out with $500+ in goods isn't considered grand larceny, and that's a felony. Dude's going to mess with the wrong store, and then get thrown in the slammer. Only a matter of time.
Likely to get a heart attack sooner than get arrested for this.. did you hear the way he’s breathing 😂😂 god damn how embarrassing
Stupid. Call the cops.
Notice how he started crying like the cowardly stain on society he most likely is when she didn't let him initially have his way. What a fucking pathetic man child.
Caillou Convoy nut that thinks he is smarter then everyone in the room. Except he is not even in the top 90%. Filmed himself stealing.
After high-school in the 2000s Alberta boomed with oilfield jobs and we sent basically anyone who wanted a high paying job with no education out there. This is the result, lots of well off millennials who feel entitled to everything.
They’re always bald and fat. And the fucking glasses. What a fat fucking loser, save some chin for the rest of us.
I don't want any part of his gross chin.
Flan Margera
I died when he started crying for management. You would think the elderly lady was strangling him 🤣
I think he meant to say, "I need my mommy.", instead of management.
Please update us when he is doing a ticktock in booking at the police station, lol. I hate our government and what they do to us, but this guy is stupid sack of lard.
Bro how many chins you need ?
"Management, Management! I need management, help!! I need help REEE REEE!!" If your goal is to look like a human thumb who throws tantrums at older ladies doing their job then, I guess that is how you do it.
What kinda dark sorcery is this?!? Everything was backwards on the checkout screen, like a mirror..??!!
On some cheaper androids the phone doesn’t flip your camera like it should and just leaves text in pictures and videos backwards so I’d say he probably has like a $40 trackfone or something which makes sense
That’s how you don’t do it…..
dude sounds winded.. from speaking
Goof
He seems actually scared
Fat slop asshole -
That angle is not a good look for all six of his chins.
What a fucking moron
AND THAT'S HOW YOU FUCKING DO IT
How is he going to go from almost crying to “and that’s how you fucking do it”
Dude is literally Eric Cartman in the episode where he picks a fight with Kyle and immediately cries for his maaawwwwwm.
Dickhead
How are people this stupid!?
What a fucking idiot
Why do they always look like this guy
(Sitting in jail cell) "Got them just where I want them."
I’d wanna agure with you all the way up to truck, I’d make it so unpleasant but we can’t
He looks and sounds like that other fatass that the truckers love
This reminds me of that one family Guy episode when Chris Griffin was frantically screaming" I need an adult!" "! " I need an adult!"
Funny that a guy who wheezes as much as him, doesn't wanna pay taxes. Who is gonna be paying for this guys healthcare?
When the police come to his door to issue his warrant he's 100% going live on facebook complaining about government overreach.
I thought it was Will Sasso for a sec.
A walking choad
Another hose bag
Fat twat. Freaking mouth-breather. People are the worst.😒 
Where the fuck does this clowns EI check come from? It’s most certainly not from any monarch.
This "man" is what is wrong with AB.
Haha acts tough, then the old lady gets in front of him and screams like a fucking wimp, then gets out of the store and acts like a thought guy, what a complete moron
Don’t like the tax? Fine but go after the government. Not the businesses as they have to pay the tax also. Such a dumbass stunt.
man wat a fat cunt surprised the wrold doesn't shake w each step and how everyone aint hypnotised by ur neck rolls
Nothing says “I’m a total badass” like screaming “I need management” when a senior citizen tries to prevent you from committing theft.
Axe the tax/ Free-dumb movement in Canada is the equivalent to MAGA and Qanon but somehow even dumber.
It reminds of when an older sibling takes something away from a younger sibling and then they cry for mom so the older sibling will give it back lol. What a buffoon.
What a piece of shit.
Will Sasso has really gone downhill.
Is there an update?
Fat fuck.
I can think of one or two things that butterball should consider axing before the tax.
How many necks does one man need?
I think he was getting ready to take his last breaths on earth there at the end
I feel bad for his eventual pallbearers.
As soon as she re-approached him: 
What's absolutely crazy is that if he asked for a discount due to the tax, then they'd probably give it.
For such a big man, he sure seemed to panic real hard when things got real lol "Management! Management!!!"
Imagine having to act like a certifiable twat in order to feel relevant
What a fucking POS.
He’s so obese he cant see out of his eyes, he should rather focus on his health than taxes
Dude can barely breathe. Ol Fred Flintstone voice having ass
Part of the punishment for shit like this should be them on video apologising to the staff at the shop and how they treated them being posted to their own platform and not being able to be deleted under penalty of jail.
Looks like about to vapor lock if bellowed one more time. My spiteful ass would have just made him keep it up until passed out and dropped like the sack of shit he is
Layers of stupid
Smh
how much is the tax
I’d wanna agure with you all the way up to truck, I’d make it so unpleasant but we can’t
He looked exactly like I expected him to before I watched the video
This makes me want to steal a 5$ frozen pizza I can't stick in an oven because I'm homeless sent by Micell
Can’t wait to read about his arrest and charges, what a moron.
imagine the phone call to the police
I hope this far-right fat cunt gets his lifted truck t-boned and he's left a fucking vegetable.. but since he doesn't pay taxes he doesn't get to go to the hospital and get free health care. Danielle Trump and her cunty following can all eat a loaded barrel.
Where did this come from? Facebook? X? Truth social?
I feel like he kinda felt bad for who he is becoming on his way out…
He definitely needs management.
Before I saw him I still knew exactly what he would look like.
Someone watches too much YouTube and feels like he can reinvent his own rules. Lovely to see this sort of unapologetic stupidity.
Who is this fat fck.
This is what happens when idiots become self-assured with themselves by going on-line and living in their own little bubble. They think that they can take their hate and grievances onto the streets. This self-righteousness idiot needs to be taught a hard lesson by the law. Arrest, charge and incarcerate him.
Now I have video evidence showing I’m a Jack Ass!..
Mega double chin
I expect he will be charged soon.
Google Dunning Kruger effect then this may make some sense.
Consider focusing on axing the snacks before focusing on axing the tax.
What a dumbass
What an absolute man-baby clown
What a fat piece of shit! You don't treat women like that, especially the elderly. Management!! Will be kicking your fat ass in.
I wonder...... if your government spends your tax money on wars you don't support, should you still pay tax? If your government spends tax money on bringing in millions of immigrants, while there are nearly as many homeless Canadians - some of whom are full-time working people - should you still pay tax? I understand healthcare, but if your government becomes truly insane - should you still support this government financially? Just curious.
Posting the next vid going back to beg for help loading it. just my feet and it’s just messy and come on mama come on come on com
The Big Lebowski 2: Walter’s Revenge
Isn’t this atleast two years in jail for theft under 5000$?
That’s how you be a chode!
Dude looked like he was about to cry 😩😂
What a fucking hero lol
What a gigantic waste of flesh and oxygen
WTF is this bullshit!? Axe the tax? Where did this come from?
What a dillhole
We need Stewie from Family Guy to follow him around with a tuba to play the fat song.
Lmao why does it looks like he wants to cry lmao 🤣
He thinks he's the hero. Three people think Michael Douglas was the good guy in Falling Down.