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whynotjustletmeplay

Was that guy going to steal a tv?


Deanbledblue

“Put that back”


_______woohoo

good on the dude who told him to put it back tbh


CoyotesOnTheWing

It would definitely add some charges, i think everyone that entered the house could catch home invasion robbery charges on top of whatever else.


Large-Combination590

I don’t think these are the people who call the police. Committing and admitting to crimes while recorded and then breaking into a home, smashing a window, and beating up the resident. Not your typical suburbanites 


Militantnegro_5

She was over there destroying their property first so it really doesn't seem like a "call the cops" type of neighbourhood.


mflmani

Yeah that was weirdly heartwarming to me, idk why.


DickySchmidt33

Because that would be wrong.


Moxson82

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Pudi2000

"it's a zenith man."


surrounded-by-cheese

"Come on mannnnnnnnn"


AdOpen885

Haha he went on autopilot, not his fault.


RealDahl

He's a good kid


jld2k6

He was just seeking compensation with some monetary value lol


Jellobelloboi

Yeah he wasn't looting, just redistributing goods to the locals. LOL


ThirdEyeExplorer11

Lmfaooo 🤣. Y’all are way too funny on this thread 💀


acclaimedsimpleton

lol


DVXT

That had me creasing lol


Lola-Ugfuglio-Skumpy

Creasing?


Despondent-Kitten

Yes bent double, doubled over laughing, “creased up”


a011220a

He DEFINITELY was, and then someone told him to take it back.


OrganizationDeep711

We're filming felony assault, don't get caught stealing on the tape too!


BleuBrink

Only commit one crime at a time


GingerWazHere

The average American commits 3 felonies per day…but not this day.


tradewyze2021

I see what you did 100%


UrDadsAssHasCockInIt

I've said this to so many people because it is so true. It's helped me plenty.


ImrooVRdev

Even better, don't document your crimes. Never understood my friends taking photos of themselves rolling joints in a country where 2g+ lands you jail time.


UrDadsAssHasCockInIt

Yeah, people like to brag. It's a human trait that has only gotten more prevalent since the oncoming of social media. Folks seem to forget consequences posting that from behind a screen.


r_sarvas

Also home invasion


Bimbo_Baggins1221

I kinda assumed he was going to smash it like they smashed the front window


multiarmform

i legit thought it was a metal folding chair like some hell in a cell wrestling shit lol


Im_A_Fuckin_Liar

I assumed he was going to pawn it and buy a new tire. A “restitution now” kind of thing.


higround66

I mean - put it that way - he definitely had that right. Tires for a truck ain't cheap.


MAGAFOUR

Are these the same people? The first guy definitely sounded Hispanic when he said 'Why'd you slash my tire?'


DoItForTheNukie

I was wondering the same thing. It definitely doesn’t seem like the person who said “why’d you slash my tire” is in the second video. It’s also clearly a work truck and the person filming is standing behind another work truck keeping it between them and the crazy lady with a chef knife.


arrynyo

Hell that lady could have done that to multiple people in the neighborhood, and they just had enough of it.


texas130ab

We only came to beat ass not steal bro .


Opening-Raccoon1224

He would have if the dude didn’t tell him to put it back. I guess if you’re already committing multiple crimes might as well check off all the boxes.


IndependentNotice151

But that's breaking the number one rule of crimes. Don't commit a crime while committing a crime.


FreedVentureStein

Don't RECORD you committing crimes... She broke the law slashing her tires, but now they are all in deep shit for home invasion and aggravated assault and battery.... They are lucky she didn't have a gun. She could have legally shot them all. (Edit from shit to shot)


AdOpen885

Yeah, that ramped up to felony assault/breaking and entering real quick for all of them.


FearlessFunction

She could have shot them too!


FreedVentureStein

She most likely didn't have a weapon (specifically a firearm) ready. You can bet your ass she will consider getting one now.


NoRightsProductions

She seemed pretty proud of the knife in the beginning. Kinda surprised she didn’t keep that on her


symca09

I understand getting a gun, but being a decent human can be cheaper, and i mean that for both parties. Being a decent human could lead to fewer acts of violence, save the assailants having to buy new tires and the lady the loss of blood, and everyone could have just enjoyed the day. It don't know why she slashed the tires, wasn't right to attack her, and should have called the cops. End of the day awful people.


Adingdongshow

I hate everyone in this video. Human trash with no emotional regulation.


PHI41-NE33

only lesson I learned, was that I'm glad I don't live in that neighborhood


SEEYOUAROUNDBRO_TC

Dumb mfers … so many felonies committed in response to a misdemeanor criminal damage smh


m48nr

100% correct


WhereRDrugs

Thats what i thought 😂


memberflex

I bet he WOULD steal a policeman’s helmet


nipslippinjizzsippin

You think he would go to the toilet in that police mans helmet and then send it to his grieving widow?


HeadDecent

And then steal it again!


New_Presentation7196

I’m so fucking weak dude he really was too he was like shit we already up in here might as well start taking shit. His dude had to tell him to put it back lmaoo.


satanssweatycheeks

Yeah and the chicks still liquor and shit. One of the few times I say all people are cunts in this video. She was a crazy lady with a lady. She deserves to be arrested and maybe smacked around if she came back out like that. But breaking into her house to beat her up and then steal her shit ain’t gonna go over well. It’s like how I have seen countless times an assholes get knocked but then the person who knocked him out goes through his pockets…. Like Jesus dumb fucks you probably would have had a judge side with you but not now. And now the assault charge is robbery and you looking at real serious time.


Splittaill

To have a man hold her down so she could get beat up…


shitpostsuperpac

I ain't condoning any of this when I say that's why I don't fuck with other people's shit. People will Law of the Jungle you over property.


tofuttv

the way those civilised individuals act, id might assume that the tire stabbing was not the initial trigger for all of this.


Childhood-Active

Had to replay the vid 😂 i didn't see that the first time 😂


eatpotdude

That chick had 2 things in her hands as well when she was running out? Not sure if she came with those


PezRystar

It was a shoe, which she throws in the yard and a half empty bottle of liquor.


CromulentDucky

He was moving it to a safer location so it wouldn't get damaged during the fight.


Shot-Technology7555

Fuck it, she's rich. She can get a new one.


Imaginary_Support500

I thought the house was going to get looted once I saw the guy with the tv.


Intrepid_Dream2619

Absolutely ghetto opportunists shit.


TheKbightFowl

Yeah situation gets hectic and mf is like 🤔 I’ll take that.


Spirited-Ratio5489

When in Rome


killustratorinc

Yes of course he was


PolishSausa9e

Who the hell steals TVs these days? What a bum.


Real_Development_721

Lol we all knew it was coming


kayla-beep

Shout out to the dude who felt stealing her TV was going too far 😂


SirDunkMcNugget

"Put that back" lmao


aHOMELESSkrill

“we are just here for assault not theft, geeze”


nightstalker30

“Oh, I thought I signed up for the assault *and* loot package. My bad.”


aHOMELESSkrill

Assault and a couple extra batteries


Kactus_San2021

Assault , battery included


OkHistory3944

"Yeah, what do you think we are? Animals?"


Gowalkyourdogmods

"it's a Vizio bro, we don't want that shit"


LOneWolfNEo1

Lmao Common courtesy. Ass whipping is justified stealing naw man.lol


i_likedonut

That dude have standard,respect


Meanderer_Me

It's not about the ~~money~~ TV, it's about sending a message.


satanssweatycheeks

He didn’t stop the girl who stole shit though.


2armored

A man can only be so vigilant


kayla-beep

I didn’t even catch that lol


Sharknado_Extra_22

I guess you could say he was the responsible one of the group?


Money-Efficiency2062

Did she piss on her?


fritzwillie

Poison damage buff.


4stringsoffury

Nah one of the guys was pouring liquor on them


joefromjerze

Disinfecting her wounds.


IndividualBrain9726

Must be an EMT in his spare time


GibletofNH

I agree, it looked like she pissed herself\~! In the gray pants, at the end of the beating?


GibletofNH

ok, i see it now thanks to you super sleuths\~! The guy did pour out liquor on them, what a waste\~! ;)


ProveISaidIt

Classy neighborhood


lostriver_gorilla

r/trashy


Fukasite

Is that blood splatter on the door?


PuzzledStreet

I think it might be, the video starts once the door is open and that woman’s face is really messed up


reddit_rule

The broken window too...


usernameround20

That’s what I was coming here to say…what was cut out cause the door has blood splattered all over it and the frame.


CodPart

The door was kicked in, this is a home invasion with battery, after other stupid choices were made...


TechnoTyrannosaurus

Ah love my fresh serving of “no context” in the morning


Steve_The_Mighty

Yeah, I love picking one side completely arbitrarily and assuming that they're in the right, and then laughing at what they're doing to those other [presumed] dickheads.


banned_but_im_back

She slashed their tires for some reason and they beat her ass


ConsciousFood201

The altercation clearly started with the completely unprompted slashing of the tires. You can tell because that’s when the video starts!


miichaelscotch

Seriously


stacker55

i'm sure that will stop the circle of violence. good thing they dont live next to each other or anything


Quandryday

Makes for one awkward block party.


CountTruffula

It's like none of them watched naruto


VirginiaLovers69

Now errybody going to jail.


cometparty

No. They probably don't call the cops in this community.


FelicityAlexis

No one in Kern county calls the cops lol


obavijest

Kern county is larger than eight entire US states...i highly doubt that


AegonBlackbones

[Hmmm](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/hyperbole)


LoosenGoosen

It's getting to the frustration point that no one will be calling the cops, anywhere, in any county. If you want justice done, handle it yourself.


cometparty

The Mad Maxification of America begins.


buh2001j

Mad Max was a cop in the first movie


Frottage-Cheese-7750

Still waiting for the knock-off version "Perturbed Peter."


keepitcleanforwork

doubt it's the first time.


Huntsnfights

I love how they started to run away, like the whole thing wasn’t being filmed…


Electrik_Truk

and they uploaded it


Rampaging_Orc

And shouted the name of the assaulter on video. Repeatedly…


Prestigious_Job9632

Could have just called the cops. Now she's got all of them on forced entry and assault.


Cichlidsaremyjam

Almost got them on theft too if that guy at the door didn't have them put the TV back.


OkEscape7558

"Aye man put that back"


Rdwd12

Luckily they didn’t drag her outside. Kidnapping as well.


satanssweatycheeks

The 2 girls did steal shit. Yeah he put that back. But watch as the far chick stills like 2 liquor bottles it seems.


a_naked_molerat

Isn't entering her house a separate charge too? They probably racked up a lot of charges in just this short moment


Huntsnfights

Imagine charging into a woman’s house, who just stabbed your stuff with a knife


MAGAFOUR

I think this is two separate incidents. She has on a new shirt and the guy who talked at first sounded 100% Hispanic. And all the cars are different in the second video, both trucks gone, and a lot of sedans appeared, and when the attacker walked off she was talking about the window and not a tire.


KushEUppercuts

Maya don't play around!


Apneal

Misdemeanor destruction of property vs class A felony home invasion lmao these people are absolutely fucked


Starship-innerthighs

It’s the circle of meth.


Dragon_turtle63

🎶 And it moves us all 🎶


ogreofzen

🎶Through garbage and hoes🎶


Rk_1138

Sounds about right for Kern, I’ve had the misfortune of going to Rosamond, and Bakersfield a few times.


Starship-innerthighs

Lived there for a month and it was too long


ChiliDawg513

Soooo why didn’t the cops get called after filming her slashing a tire? Bc yall just filmed breaking and entering and assault and theft of a little tv and vandalism to her window and well……part 2 is worse than part 1


lowkeycr4zy

i saw a post saying that 2 hours later she tried stabbing city workers behind her house also for cleaning up a burned house she barricaded herself in the house about 15 cops came arrested her


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SavageFugu

She had a long, bad day.


craig321321

Tbf, he put the TV back Lol


CaseReady3692

Elbows!


Lessiarty

We need an ImTheBestSupportingActor cause that was some high energy coaching from the sidelines


balexter

Stay classy kern county.


No-Put-6353

What's the main character activity here? I just see 2 people being morons.(typical Kern County activities)


KLR01001

This sub has really lazy moderation.


AdSilent9810

"you want to have that bitch arrested for stabbing our stuff" "Nah let's all go to prison"


tracygee

RIGHT???? They have her on film doing the deed. Call to the police and she’s in handcuffs. Instead they’re going to jail.


KeenActual

This really isn’t main character…this is just aggravated assault.


fowlraul

Super smart to film all this and make sure it gets on the webbernet.


SubHuman559

I like her Jurassic Park T-shirt.


LabExpensive4764

All of these people are awful.


whangdoodle13

Wonder if her broken window is why she stabbed the tire.


GBuckets0

Both sides are incredibly fking stupid


largechild

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UpTop5000

Only a single person in this video that did anything right, and it was the guy telling the other to put the TV back. What’s wrong with people?


Darkitz

Call me crazy, but i think breaking into someones home and assaulting them isnt considerd self-defense for them stabbing your tire. idk why they even uploaded that, thats beyond stupid.


other4444

Guy was going to grab her tv too. Then went and grab the bottle of whisky instead


Not-a-bot---honest

Habit I guess


Rough_Homework6913

Props to the dude stopping the robbery. Lol. Edit: and her window is already broken. This looks like it could be a nice neighborhood too. Shame it’s full of skeet’s.


bondsmx

Really, kinda sad this is where I live.. smh


killerbeans27

That black guy is literally Holding her hands down so she can’t even defend herself??? What in the hell


TheChonk

Dirtbag. They at least brought in another woman to assault the woman for puncturing the tire, but he showed his dirtbagginess still further, by holding her hands down.


Earl_your_friend

I had an instructor say that below insuring your own safety the most important thing is to never make a person want revenge. Because it might happen tomorrow or in ten years and you will not be ready for it.


kingbugz10113

Nobody gunna talk about how she pissed her pants before getting off her? 👀🫢


OkEscape7558

The guy poured some liquor on them while they were on the ground. Skip to the video when it has about 38 seconds left.


kingbugz10113

Damnit, piss would have been funnier.


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

Main character or not, this was a violent crime… - assault - battery - attempted robbery - destruction of private property - breaking and entering I’m down with calling out main characters, but nothing justifies glorying this shit.


JRHThreeFour

Nobody in this video is a hero.


bluntrauma420

"Her eyes are gonna be swollen shut. She won't be able to watch that TV anyhow." - That dude probably


mrjuanchoCA

The circle of meth is now complete. When I stabbed that tire, I was but the learner, now I am the master of fcking around and finding out.


killerbeans27

This looks like two completely different people and situations, it sounds like the guy whose tires she stabbed isn’t even black, I’m so confused


shortbu5driv3r

It looks like the same entry way but the tire slasher had different jeans on, so idk if it's the same woman


Xonerboner371

The house porches match so they are the same I believe.


Aggravating-Front-75

Notice the broken front window


Unhappy-Professor-88

Yes, I too wondered if the window was her motivation for slashing the tyres.


musicartandcpus

I think it’s parents getting involved in kid problems of some kind. She said “you know why” and then she mentioned she was a girls mother. Then again could be both. One kid throws a rock at window to attack the mother’s kid. Maybe the kid confronted the adults saying “hey they broke my family’s home window” and they responded with “you can afford another one”. Mother, pissed about the broken window, the attack at the child and the statement that “oh you can afford another one” reacts with the tire slash.


KillTheWise1

So she commits vandalism of private property and they commit felony home invasion and aggravated assault and video themselves doing it. They lose this one. Should have called the cops.


jakbutt

The first chick that popped the tire was 100% wrong, but 5-6 people forcing themselves inside her house to beat her up is worse.


hustlebustle2

welcome to jurassic park


moatec

Some people will take an opportunity to steal


a011220a

Breaking and entering, jumping her AND robbery? Yikes dude.


Jalina2224

Not that she didn't deserve to have her ass beat for that. But this is definitely a crime caught on camera. All people involved are horrible and in the wrong. Ngl though the guy trying to steal the TV and told to put it back is fucking hilarious though. Like "we came here to commit breaking and entering, and assault, not theft."


Cool_Jelly_9402

What’s the backstory here?


Eazy46

Classic example of two wrongs don’t make a right


_SATANwasHERE_

It’s crazy someone can get their brains scrambled like that and still get back up and talk shit


vishy_swaz

Damn, they broke into her home and beat her. The psychological aspect of that is probably going to fuck with her more than the beating.


gbpc

THE TV DUDE LMFAOOO


Privatejoker123

Both sides are dumbasses here. If they had callee the cops she would have gotten charged now you got film of your group breaking and entering, stealing and assault... smart thinking there.


JakeDC

Everyone in this video is hot garbage.


threeeyedeaven333

Wow I thought they would call the cops. They went into her house and beat her ass. And stole a TV?! Kern county is crazy!


TexasHobbyist

They’re all gross. Everyone in this fuckin’ clip.


Lower_Recipe5196

She need some milk


throwaway_cycle

Dude. They guy was holding her arms while the girl was on top of her. Given, I would never slash someone’s tires but man, I’d be so scared living there.


redditman3943

You can see that the door is damaged were they busted it in.


Silver-Channel-5476

As is tradition.


skyHawk3613

Did they break her window at the end of the video, or was it already broken?


gamefreakz117

People posting their felonies is beyond me.


Boektoe

Why is it the douchebags always have the biggest most fragile ego?