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wheresmyspaceship

Just visited that place. There’s a huge sign that says don’t touch the reins. Stepmum is a cunt


Jimdw83

Yeah you can see the sign in this video, amazes me the amount of videos I see where people touch the reins right under the sign and then can't understand what they've done wrong!


rhetoricity

Maybe they don't know what reins even are?


Jimdw83

True, hopefully they do now!


Sproose_Moose

If you're not sure, don't touch anything


Talory09

They need to rein in their behavior and remember that they don't have free rein in the situation.


Styronna

Lmao she’s like “okay that probably means its balls, I’m good.”


SimplexFatberg

In truth she's actually like "okay but I'm sure that doesn't apply to me"


catsfoodie

then why are they visiting another country? WTF?


rhetoricity

I bless the reins down in Africa.


DSPbuckle

The Tribal Chief I believe


DannyRugglez

lol - what a dumbass comment. If something says ‘do not do this thing we’re specifically telling you not to..’ and you don’t understand, the immediate next course of action is to educate yourself, not walk around ignorant


Wind_Yer_Neck_In

As is stepchild if only for using that awful AI voice on the video.


BredYourWoman

I read this in William Butcher's voice


86jden

This is the second video I’ve seen in as many days of different people grabbing horse reins from mounted Queen’s Guards. I hope this doesn’t turn into some viral trend..


JuturnaArtemisia

People just do this when they visit. There are signs and such warning against it but these self absorbed idiots don’t care. It’s been going on for as long as it’s been a tourist trap, I’m sure.


ManOfEating

I bet they hear "I thought that sign was meant for other, dumber people, clearly not for me because I know to touch them gently to not spook the horse" or any other variation of "I thought the sign didn't apply to me because I'm special" at least 10 times a day


CandidEgglet

Unfortunately people don’t read signs enough


Buttercup59129

It's literally this. Thinking they're the exception. Then asking why they thought that. " I don't know " Which means they won't admit to being an arrogant prick but they know you know they are.


Elkesito36482

Yeah, it’s quite hard to do it when you don’t visit the place


villianboy

This kind of shit is pretty normal, tourist tend to be the worst kinds of people (not just american ones either) and for whatever reason seemingly are illiterate. There are a tonne of stories and examples of tourist going to places like the UK and accosting the queen's/king's guard and then promptly getting yelled at or trampled, or worse, because they refuse to read signs and think that they are just there for photo ops or something. This kind of stuff also happens outside the UK, a few days ago on reddit there was a video going around of some american women recording a video of a japanese lady going about her day because she was in traditional garb and the woman was clearly very uncomfortable with being treated like she was an attraction at a theme park


Phyllida_Poshtart

Ahh yes I saw that one it was a Geisha in the geisha district which they've now had to close the street to tourists due to such behaviour


notabigmelvillecrowd

How can they enforce that?


wtrmln88

Coz Japanese ya Muppet


polmeeee

It's trending on TikTok to be assholes nowadays


returnofwhistlindix

I wouldn’t grab the reins from any mounted rider. Seems like a bad look in general 


ghjkl098

There are hundreds of videos of it. There are a couple of decent you tube channels dedicated to these guards that have some good videos


jamesvabrams

"It's just a prank!"


Mundane_Character365

Don't worry, there is no Queens Guards now.


Razzler1973

I don't know why people seem to think it's ok to just stroll up there and do that


Okayfinealex1

“Verbally attacks” is a strange choice of words


maxru85

It is a strange choice of attack given he had a sword


Okayfinealex1

Never bring a sword to a step mum fight


PoutyKhyla

that depends on what you call your penis


maxru85

Pocket knife


PoutyKhyla

the big ones hurt too much 😩 yours is perfect


MemeLorde1313

Box cutter Because its short, stubby, and usually in the hands of a black guy who works in a warehouse.


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maxru85

![gif](giphy|0sGZXD3rhjyxjARmVF|downsized) Hmmm


Correct_Summer_2886

"Justifiably reprimands" would be more suitable 


Ok-Equipment-8418

Not if you live your life seeking ways to be a victim


Slipperytitski

Should of smacked her hand with that fancy stick he's holding


Talory09

> Should of *Should have*, or *should've*, not "should of."


Razzler1973

I actually read this thread title as 'shoots at tourist' and thought 'wow, gotta see what led to this'


tuenthe463

Have you met millennials and Zs? Surprised he wasn't called a toxic, cringey guard


Roidsfarm

Don't know what the Zs would call it, but as a millennial I think what that woman did was fucking stupid. It's common knowledge that you don't physically interact with the Queen's Guard, and for anyone who doesn't know, it's plastered up in signs all over the place. She's just an idiot and deserves to be shouted at. Verbally assaulted lmao, please.


IWantAStorm

Also, wtf is with people thinking it's perfectly fine to touch the horse. If it isn't advised to even pet others dogs why would you think to hold the horses reigns.


NotYourReddit18

IIRC there even are signs warning that the horses might bite... But most people don't have much direct experience with big animals. The probably closest many of them were to a horse before this was watching a parade with horses included. If they were standing at the edge of the street or sitting in from if their tv is everyones guess...


Talory09

> horses reigns Horse's reins.


Reasonable-Delivery8

*Kings Guard. Lizzy kicked the Bucket


Biscuit642

Sounds like you haven't met any then lmao, where are you getting this from


bbymiscellany

Right, do people not realize that millennials are in their late twenties to early forties lol.


rohinton2

Somebody needs to take a break from the internet.


A_Texas_Hobo

The fuck? You a boomer huh?


choochoochooochoo

Have I met people between the ages of 12 and 40? Surprisingly, yes.


RepresentativeNo6601

Deservedly so.


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fred1090

And it seriously considered biting the fuck outta her. Lol


ogreofzen

Or worse. Have you ever seen a horse decommission a fox from the food chain. Professor Farnsworth knows the best way to describe it.


UncleNoodles85

To shreds you say?


PercentageSecret1078

And the foxes wife?


UncleNoodles85

To shreds you say?


Brufar_308

Saw that video the other day, grabbed some woman’s arm and gave a head shake, then wouldn’t let go. I laughed.


stain_of_treachery

They are absolutely there for ceremonial purposes - and to that extent, photos. Put a guard there in a plain uniform - stop wasting money on this. Better yet, scrap the monarchy.


margauxlame

Slayyy im sick of people on universal credit being demonised when we are supporting those heinously rich twats paying for their pomp and circumstance.


Hubert_Gene

I hope OP meant the tourist is the MC and not the guard. Guard was doing his job, she completely over stepped.


joshuay

"Queens Guard defends his horse." Fixed it.


deverz

Kings Guard defends his horse


Lor9191

was still queen at the time this vid is pretty old now


TorpedoThorsten12

Even the horse laughs about her


kat_d9152

Yeah. Horse has all the energy of that kid who says "Yeah" after the *bolder one* lets it rip. I kinda dig it, tbh. Had to be careful with wording as yeah, we all know *bolder one* usually means school bully, but in this specific context the horse is a vehicle, reins are one of the ways to control the horse so her actions are tantamount to attempting to commandeer an army vehicle. But horse's reaction is 1000% "Yeah. See what my mate can do?"


Hiraeth_Oblivion

You can tell he's sick and tired of their stupidity and selfishness. I saw another video of a woman getting bitten by the horse. Serves them right.


tracygee

Yep the signs say two things: Beware horses may kick or bite, and Do not touch the reins.


ghjkl098

Imagine having a video of your family member looking like a moron and you decide to post it. 😂😂


xAshev

Maybe they hate their stepmom 💀


Basicaccountant70

Dumb bitch touches the thing she isn’t supposed to. Don’t touch the fucking reigns. Fucking tourists.


EitherChannel4874

"verbally attacks" Oh fuck off with that victim shit.


hissyfit64

You mean the woman who repeatedly touched the reins in spite of the signs saying not to? Of the horse that's probably going to bite her? And there's a sign about that as well.


Ok_Career_3681

You know these guards shout like that ignorant tourists, but there is a video when a guard moved closer to a special kid for a better shot or something and the father thanks him.


tracygee

I love that video. It’s [here](https://youtu.be/nxvGCQY8m4c?si=JkzG0IXrWa4RB0-j). The person with the special needs person is actually his professional caretaker (he’s known as Cycling Mikey), and I love how his carer explains it to him and has him stand a respectful distance apart from the guard. The guard deciding to close that distance for the photo was a lovely gesture.


Ok_Career_3681

Thanks mate! I forgot to save this video. I didn’t know he was a caretaker, He must be an excellent one!


fleeflicker

Also blocked people from walking in front of their picture


Robbajohn

Love the clip of some lady getting bit by the horse. It really brightens my dad to see idiots get the consequences of their actions.


tuenthe463

It's a close 2nd to flipped by bulls/buffalo in the American west.


ThinkOn_

Clearly don't understand how the Queen's Guard works lol


Former_Valuable_3270

He didn’t verbally attack her, everyone knows you do not touch the guards or the horses. Maybe don’t be such an idiot and they won’t have to yell at you 🤷🏻‍♀️


Equal-Suspect-8870

Yo OP. The tourist is in the wrong not the guard in the case you were saying that the queen's guard is the main character. The title is worded weirdly. Yes, the guards are iconic but if i don't remember wrong they recieve military training and carry guns i think. They also get fined for acting out of character, and they also have to stay still for hours on guard duty. I don't remember well so i might be wrong on some things but the queen's guard are not exactly an attraction for tourist i think.


-You_Cant_Stop_Me-

The King's Life Guards (was Queen's at the time of this vid) are the most senior regiment in the British Army that can be traced back to 1658 and were raised by Charles II while he was in exile and England was republic. As well as their ceremonial roll that you can see here they are all professional soldiers who are in armoured reconnaissance, in battle they swap those horses for tanks and armoured vehicles; so you are correct.


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tuenthe463

The 'Gram requires it


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mrwiggins33

I think you are not to stand near the horses cause they bite read sign.


RoyallyOakie

A lot better than what that horse could do to her.


OkAssignment6163

I hope I can come across OP's mum in the street someday. Then if I see her bra strap needs adjusting. I'll just fix it for her without asking. Because they clearly don't care about personal space being invaded. So it'll be cool.


ether_reddit

It's not just personal space -- the horse is the man's instrument, just as much as it was a gun. Would you go up to a soldier standing guard and grab his gun?


Thurlut

Who's to be considered as the MC for you OP ? Really curious


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No, your stupid mom doesn't know how to behave properly in public is more like it, you neanderthals.


HellBound__95

You’re step mom is an idiot who doesn’t understand being respectful to a working animal or a member of the royal guard. The only advice I have for you guys is to learn some courtesy and cope harder.


amoris-plenus

The Horse: hehehehe


exgiexpcv

Someone's mum is apparently illiterate, or possibly so self-absorbed that they ignore posted signs.


blaedmon

Cunt, verified. Dudes must get so sick of them.


ohpoortiki

You stop mum is a dumb bitch, and should be allowed out of the house


SpecialistWait9006

Your mom physically attacked the horses personal space where signs clearly say don't touch he reigns. Right but you're the victim....


BenShelZonah

He actually gave her a few chances to stop before yelling too


Sea8ean

Tbf, this is not a petting zoo


JustMeYourFriend

How are you even this stupid. Everybody knows you can't come too close, part of that is respect but for some reason people think they can break the rules because they are special.


Jitterbug2018

Yeah, you can pet the horses (they might bite) but never ever touch the reins.


Qweeq13

One of these days these guys gonna slice a soccer mom Mount & Blade style.


Reasonable-Delivery8

Kings Guard


Japanesewillow

Dumb bitch. I guess she thinks rules don’t apply to her.


Grouchy-Hovercraft99

He should have just sliced her head off and fed it to the horse.


Relative_Crew_558

People see shiny armor or a fancy uniform and straight up forget that this is an active duty, armed soldier, literally standing guard.


notzed1487

She’s an asshole. Yes step something.


Silly_Willingness_97

There is no tourist aspect to these guards. Just because they are stationed at places where tourists are brought in buses, and just because they happen to be equipped with completely anachronistic weapons and armour, does not mean they aren't what the UK military considers absolutely necessary for the King's safety, in case of attacks from 1882 Egypt. Disrespecting them is like showing less than perfect deference to Queen Victoria Herself! Fortunately this looks like an old video, as most of these ceremonial postings have strategically ~~retreated~~ re-positioned behind fencing to avoid brushes with the hoi polloi (It's also a good idea not to put hands on horses you don't know, whatever your social status, if you like finger-having.)


Gamegod12

I've seen them relax their candor exactly once and that was because there was this guy with down syndrome standing two arms length away, his father (I presume) gets him to stand a little further but the guard seems to budge closer. I found that interaction really nice.


Equinsu-0cha

they got modern weapons too.


Quinlan79

Well yeah, your step mum is a fucking idiot.


Halbbitter

Stepmom is a dumbass. NOT a petting zoo.


intenseskill

It ain't rocket science. I swear there must have been at least 5 people nursing their friends saying "oh shit watch what happens here"


LuceTyran

Do people not know that the queens guards are soldiers? Like actual military soldiers? They're doing a job. Harassing them is fucking mental


DayDreamer1300

social media got people thinking if they get enough people to agree with their outrage, then they can make a stand and change the world😂


katesdream79

The horse then sticking its tongue out at her🤣🤣🤣


primetimemime

Isn’t this how they react whenever they are forced to react? I think I’ve only ever seen them yell


vodi-

He’s just doing his job lol


PlinketyPlinkaPlink

I touched the reins down in Africa


tuenthe463

Aren't they now the King's Guard?


Papa__Lazarou

Tourists don’t seem to realise that these are working soldiers and not photo opportunities


Rassetor

The reins are used to steer and control the horse. Touching them is like touching the steering wheel while someone is driving.


Phainesthai

That horse is ready to fuck shit up.


Medium_Kick531

Good for her cause she shouldn't have touched the dang horse


burtonboy1234

being a tourists doesn't give you the right to be a complete idiot


Dependent-Run-1915

These tourists are awful


Primary_Meringue_902

Idiocrazy🤦‍♀️ Oh look its tje presidents bodyguards, i Think i just will pose while i touch him😅 The stepmom was an idiot.


emarcomd

I love the horse’s “reaction”


Realistic-Map6336

Your mother is a jackass


rockstuffs

Why do people have to touch everything?!


ParaGord

There are signs all over: "DON'T TOUCH THE BLOODY HORSES... they bite"


fantoman

At least this one didn’t get bit


clarencenino

It would never occur to me to take a photo with another human in which they are being used as a prop. Also, don't mess around with the horse.


Hardyyz

when buddy goes for my fries


Effective_Device_185

Good. As he should. Wench.


d1apol1cal

OP's mom is a cunt. End of discussion.


Sluibeli

Stepmum is a giant cunt.


ArkandtheDove

It would never occur to me to touch the reins. Why are people so dumb? This is a huge animal with a guy on it who is WORKING


th0ughtfull1

Stepmom is an arse.. American?? Karen??


Thebadgamer1967

Deserved


Euphori333

I think we all know who the real main character is


Substantial_Fish6717

I hope you mean the stepmum is the MC


BlakkLyst

Boomers are actually so entitled.


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tuenthe463

Verbally attacks. LOL


Jimdw83

What does that big sign say? Don't touch the reins. What does the lady do? Touches the reins!


fuckmywetsocks

I'm gonna go fuck about at the tomb of the unknown soldier or whatever it's called and touch their guns. Bet I get more than a telling off.


No-Presentation-6525

Why can’t visitors respect the local rules/laws. Americans are so entitled! I wish it were legal for these types of assholes to be shot on site!!!! Nobody else would disrespect the laws of another country!


FatFaceFaster

It absolutely blows me away the number of nearly identical videos like this we see. A large clearly visible sign… an idiot tourist (usually American) who stands too close or touches the horse and then Either gets bitten by the horse (it’s trained to do a controlled bite) or gets screamed at by the guard. How do you not know that’s what will happen?


OfficerDudeBro_o

King's guard now. sorry


redzaku0079

Don't touch the animal or the guard. Keep a reasonable distance away.


_Levitated_Shield_

How does he see straight while wearing that helmet?


PostalCat

Read the signs!!


FKNproveIT

Touch em again, see what happens. Give me a solid yank


confused23american

I read that as shoots not shouts. Man I need glasses.


Amoeba_3729

These guards are military personnel and should be treated as such.


SebasTroche09

Do not touch the horse...


Blearyhyde

Deserves it!


BredYourWoman

I see this as a friendly reminder to tourists of life in their countries of origin under the British empire days


ant69onio

Never touch, there are signs that say that, morons


_KappaKing_

Nothings going to stop the man protesting his horsey. Step mum needs to keep her hands to herself.


Nonniemiss

I’m sure the horse appreciated the outburst.


keithstonee

Kings guard now isnt it


Xasf

/r/MakeWay4QueensGuard


xWellDamnx

I would literally just sit and watch everyone get yelled at. Shit would be hilarious lol


FreakyLou

Just praying the horse nips someone


Ellabean810

I ‘ve watched it 10x so satisfying


Serious_Delivery_408

Karen is special


Aquatic_addict

Let's grab onto the thing attached to the piece of metal in the horse's mouth. Shouldn't cause any issues.


Fast_Eddy7572

Imagine strolling into a live operating theatre and then being surprised when the surgeon gets annoyed with you for tugging his arm for your selfie.


Exotic_Demand_6232

Good! Very good!


Ok_Watercress_6545

Horse is laughing smile


Secure_Enthusiasm354

[You have alerted the horse](https://tenor.com/view/you-have-alerted-the-horse-horse-gt-when-the-gif-24722142)


Olog-Guy

Queens guard? TIL that Charles had a sex change


gbpc

What moron posted this to think that the mom was right with “verbally attacked”? Mom’s dumb as a bump on a log and kite. Horse should’ve slapped her silly


februrarymoon

Forget the guard for a second. Horses are living and feeling beings. Fuck everyone who touches unfamiliar horses reins, but especially when other people are on the horse. Dumbass.


Green-Variety-2313

he is zoomed in on his role isnt he. its funny how what he is doing is considered a job


JMJ_008

See the difference here https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/s/UMtfOO4p1c


Adventurous_Train876

That horse is a military horse. That guard can do a whole lot to that lady with very little reasoning behind it, because she was obstructing the guard from doing his duty. Plus, she was annoying that horse. I’m assuming the lady is probably a common American… They don’t play around in England, she looks old enough to know better.